₦airaland Forum

GEJ need not acquire more arms to quell any uprising in Nigeria if or when it comes,all he needs do is exploit the poverty stricken situation of Nigerians by simply distributing bags of rice on the so called day of protest,and trust naija pips now, protest go turn to struggle for akpa/akpo rice.End of story.

And so for the first time,Tonto is in the news for a good cause.
very thoughtful of you,Thumbs up dearie!

The man was an inspiration to many young aspirin athletes,
Rest in peace Man!
May The Lord console his family.

Asiere ma ni Awon oyibo yi sa,awon werre!
Kudos to the lawyers though for coming forth,

Umar Sanda:
U must b a goat for making dat statment, take on any Northerner dat read d same course with u n get d shocker of your life. U cant just post without being tribalistic Otondo like u. I read Economics n grad with 2 : 1.

U made 2:1,Ehen! So wat,hw does it change d fact dat those barbarians and savages u call ur brodas are no different from animals in the wild,otherwise,I see no reason(apart from beastial tendencies) why anybody would harm or threaten the life of person(s) who hav their best interests at heart .

moderattor:
it depends on the type of 2:1 though.

Lol,Abeg,tell am!

I really cant believe u,v got folks respondin to this shyt at this time of the day ,(SMH), Height of Joblessness !!

@ibide, Must u write in english?

A very beautiful 3Bedroomed flat in Area 3,Garki, Abuja is up 4 Let.
N1.2 million per annum.
contact: 08034944402.

They are yet to recover from the death toll they witnessed last year with R.Kelly at the old parade ground,Abuja.

Hey Pips, if u hav been awarded a contract or knw anybody who has,but given financial constraints cannot execute and thus want to transfer the contract thru sale, Please contact me:
ugo365@yahoo.com or 08034944402.
Residence in Abj,advantage.

Hey Pips, if u hav been awarded a contract or knw anybody who has,but given financial constraints cannot execute and thus want to transfer the contract thru sale, Please contact me:
ugo365@yahoo.com or 08034944402.
Residence in Abj,advantage.

All the best Ned!!
God pass dem.

Hero in liife time,
Hero in death!!

Ikemba,
Your vision and struggle for Ndigbo is etched permanently in our hearts and minds, Oga emezu ngbe oge ya ruru.

Anyi bu umuigbo na ndi enyi igbo nine na asi gi ga nkeoma,Eze igbo gburugburu!!

ITbomb:
edikang ikong
Totally unbeatable

1.Edika ikong,well oiled embelished with diced kpomo and pounded yam/akpu(now I,m drooling) is absolutely no. 1 among so many 4me.Others (in no particular order) are:
2.Boli(roast plantain) and epa(groundnut).
3.Soft(agege) bread with akara(ground beans)
4.Soft(agege)bread with ewa agoyin(mashed beans)
5.Nkwobi/Isi ewu

6.Amala and efo riro,with assorted(orishirishi)pieces of meat.

7.White rice and peppery palm oil stew(ofe nmanu) with assorted pieces of meat.
I could go on and on, abeg,naija is just so blessed with lots of tasty cuisines and delicacies.

I believe the whole story was well scripted by Baba Suwe from the begining,it was just a means to an end.
He never ingested any cocaine,he simply tipped off the NDLEA(falsely) fully aware he is on their watch list, and the NDLEA,so sure of the fake info and in a frenzy to make a break in a high profile case excitedly albeit stupidly threw investigative caution to the wind and swooped on Baba Suwe, pressmen were hurriedly brought in and of course we all watched the soap opera that ensued.
Today Baba Suwe is 25m richer, how creative!
Just my crazy thots though!

Well, lets wait and see, I believe it could swing either way(violent protest or siddon look) as Nigerians are very unpredictable.
Whoever thought third term agenda would be history,
I do hav a firm conviction that the many unemployed and idle young people will volunteer their time,nevertheless lets just wait till GEJ push dat button.

Male(Naija)
1.Darey
2.Jim Iyke
3.RMD,(b4 he joined politics)
4.Tu face(recently)

Foreign
1.Obama
2.George Clooney
3.Dave Beckham
4.Morris Chestnut

Females(Naija)
1.Genevieve
2.Stella Damasus
3.Omoni Oboli

Foreign(dem plenty o)
1.Kim K
2.Beyonce
3.Kelly Rowland
4.Eva Longoria
5.Eva Mendez
6.Salma Hayek
7.Gabrielle Union

Mr Sam thanx for your (some what false) revealing write up,but u never talk reach Ruben Abati.
The man (Abati) has shown us that all critic pressmen like you do is rant to be noticed.
My opinion though!!

Iya winsh u talk too much,and when u do u lose your air of winshry,but I tell you what,I like the part where u issue your kneel command and threaten to whip(sounds kinky) you know,but,your season 1 was funnier though.
keep it up,its very creative,away from the usual tribal and religious bashings,but try to post less,

Eko Ile:
ACN really shouldn't be a dumping ground for these worthless and rejected riff raffs.

but thats wat it has always been,from Audu Ogbeh to Patrick 'oni oyibo'Obahiagbon,Atiku and so many others,its nothin new.

I nominate
Oga Jonathan
pls see dat he the award is deliverd to him.

1. The Coke Brrrrr ad(makes me long for a bottle evry time i c it)
2.Mtn Anniversary ad(I like the narration and slides from previous years,esp the man strutting wit masculine stride)
3.Etisalat easyblaze (the Lambourghini and d helmet wearing lady in the office).
4.Fanta(solving equation with rap) very creative
5.Stanbic( beautiful 3D work)
hope i can add that Domitila (old tho)home video ad.(Ashawo no be work oo!!) The voice over artist was very sensational.

Martian:
Frankly, the guy needs a psychologist. Yahweh needs to go to Buddha's office, lay on the couch and start to work out his issues. Seriously, who the f_ck holds a grudge for 6000+ years?
I mean, he's still mad because some n@ked people (who were probably ret@rded since they didn't know right from wrong anyway) ate a fruit WTF man?

In conclusion, yahweh aka jehovah aka god, is angry because a snake convinced two ret@rds to eat a fruit that will make them smart. Sometimes, I'm just surprised that people still think this story makes any sense and actually happened.

Keep deluding yourself,you have said it all,6000 years is not 6 days man,many(smarter,stronger,richer and more influential) before you have tried yet Yahweh,s popularity is growing.
He said that He will raise stones to praise and acknowledge Him even when u dont,can you beat that!!
so bro,u can scratch,bite,kick or even throw punches all you want,He is not botherd,stones have taken your place. Ha!ha!ha!

Oh yes we are religious bigots in Nigeria.but I hope you keep it in mind that if not for the same religion (christainity) people like you mock,the rate of violent crime in these country where the average man has lost hope would hav spiralled out of control, e.g I have witnessed church services where serial(ritual) killers,armed robbers,(eg Shina Rambo)paedophilliacs etc give up their vices as a result of a 'Godly touch' of heart.
In some of the sermons you hear the preacher say somthin like "God says i should tell you,this month is ur month of miracles and financial turn around" and with gladness and hopefulness, an armed robber or ritualist wanna be goes happy and expectant.
@poster,Having said that,u should undastand that religion has done more good than harm,as the concluding part of ur post states,if only majority will practise what they preach.It is quite unfortunate some thugs and agberos in agbada(politicians) resort to playing politics with religion as a tool and weapon.

Funkymallam:
Bigots everywhere, if no igbo on d list, so wot?

@op.
Its a gudtin we have such men around but d qtestion we should be asking some of dem is why r the average Nigerians still poor?
I respect someine like Rochas Okorocha, eventhough he is not as rich as these men still extablished gud schs for free education in all d geo-political zones.
Also Dangote just last wk empowered d women of kano state with 500m naira as he normally does.
My question is how have these men and oda rich peeps among us affected the lives of ppl?
Mind u ppl lyk, IBB, OBJ, ATIKU, TINUBU and oda politician might be as rich as some ppl on dat list, if not more than dem but notin to show for it.

Good word!!
if u bring in gangsters   lik ObJ, IBB and d llkes,I tell u dat list will be Naija from numba 1 all the way to number 38,but the mind buggler is dat with all d acclaimed wealth of this bastards,Nigeria can still not boast of a standard health care faciilty system or,welfare for its citizens.
What height of wickedness,

Change(in humans and events) is the only constant thing in life.
For Ruben Abati,life goes on.

donguutti:
i smell fear in high places, maybe they have been going through some NL post and
have realized that revolution is very possible , labaran dont worry when it does
happen u would be the last to know.Very soon these dumb dudes would start thinking
abt regulating social media.

Exactly! U need to see the hate statements and response on GEJ,s FB,s page.
Their days are numberd.

This one should tell him his days are numberd, Nonsense!

In Nigeria,Government after Government keep talkin Public Private Partnership,always making us look like a beggarly Nation.why go to Sokoto when you have it there in your sokoto ,simply raise a competent anti-graft body to shake up OBJ,Abdusalami,and IBB, and then see wether we will not raise dat money overnight!
PPP, I laugh,SMH.

Probe ko! prode ni!!,(as if they will tell us their findings,if na true)There is no smoke without fire,this story is beyond mere media concoction,let the game of deception continue,we dey watch!

Eiyaaah!!

The guy is lucky he is messing with a cool headed dude lyk the president!!