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Dating And Meet-up ZoneLadies In Nl You Can Take Home To Mama by Ugwumba(op): 2:01am On Jan 27, 2007
We really have some girl characters in Nairaland and i've had run-ins with a couple of them.
i'll use this to describe some of them.

Best behaved Nairaland ladies (not 'spiky'-mouthed), you can take home to visit mama, without getting embarrassed by them.

My list (no order) - and haters should not say sh*t about a** licking

mukina2 (if mama doesn't mind a muslim)
ikamefa (if you are well-behaved)
mamaput (if mama does not mind the kids)
Sista (if your mama a'int white)
iice (name says a lot - warm-hearted though)
Radiant (if you a'int got a dog - Zulu's ike nkita)
TOH (don't mind her icy nature, girl got smarts -make sure mama can speak English)
Lady T (TOH's twin sis)
babyosisi (if mama is not muslim)
Eurphoria (bless her good heart)
lauryn (if your mama a'int called Uche2nna)
Dime (if ya mama likes them cute but naive)
Busta (make sure you do your own share of housework, or she's out)
Gamine (if you a'int an Ibo trader)

PS - If I missed you and you post a reply, i'll give you a profile.

Psychologist ugwumba - marriage counsellor. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Don't I Look Beautiful? by Ugwumba(m): 10:23pm On Jan 24, 2007
mobzy205:
@ ugwumba u have been reading all my posts do u want me
You like white-haired old men, 3 times your age? Thanks, but no thanks. grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Don't I Look Beautiful? by Ugwumba(m): 3:37am On Jan 24, 2007
@mobzy, your two posts:

1. don't i look beautiful?

2. Why do guys like girls with big boobs and booty (or something like that)?

girl, what exactly are you looking for - approval?

You should be comfortable with who you are?  cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bored Sick. Chat?! Anyone?! by Ugwumba(m): 3:26am On Jan 24, 2007
iice:
LOL that bored? Don't you want to browse the forum?
can't blame him - go read some of the sh*t going on in some of the fora. sad sad sad
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Ugwumba(m): 3:23am On Jan 24, 2007
Pasta Lasta. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man Utd Vs Arsenal: The Die Is Cast! by Ugwumba(m): 12:23am On Jan 24, 2007
MournU fans still dey show dem face here? grin grin grin grin grin

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