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PoliticsRe: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by Ugwumba(m): 2:27pm On Dec 28, 2011
Eko Ile:
These ibo clowns are still on a rampage,

lol,
And the fools and bigots are still awake, I see.
PoliticsRe: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by Ugwumba(m): 2:24pm On Dec 28, 2011
Nebulae:
  [size=35pt][color=#444442] Where are the Moderators?!
LIKE HELLO~[/color]  [/size]
Why do we need them now? For 34 pages, we have had fools like ~Bluetooth use the anonymity of the web to espouse hatred. Let's leave him to continue and hopefully expose his lack of formal schooling.
PoliticsRe: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by Ugwumba(m): 1:37pm On Dec 28, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=833237.msg9849081#msg9849081 date=1325071471]what does a prospective kidnapper knows ? Equating celebrity influence with a nobel laureate.he's a buffon.[/quote]Unfortunately, have to take a dunce like you on. Firstly, your written English is pathetic. Secondly, you are typically irrational and illogical in the way you argue your case, which are clear signs of dementia, or stupidity.

Lastly, the very intelligent Yoruba people you so admire would not dine with you, even with a mile-long spoon. I lived and schooled in the West and the best ones are tolerant, not bigoted, like you.

Just reminds me of uncouth white folks who claim filial links with Albert Einstein, purely because they are white. Yes, they are great yoruba people, just like in every ethnic group, BUT YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM. cheesy
PoliticsRe: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by Ugwumba(m): 11:04am On Dec 28, 2011
Your comments are about the most tribalistic in this thread. Shame on you, for continuing with this trend after so many years.
PoliticsRe: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by Ugwumba(m): 3:01am On Dec 28, 2011
Getting sillier by the minute.
PoliticsRe: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by Ugwumba(m): 2:50am On Dec 28, 2011
Stupid post.
PoliticsRe: American Ridicules Lagos From The Air by Ugwumba(m): 5:54pm On Apr 19, 2011
Stop complaining and understand that the truth hurts, especially when spoken by a smart-ass foreigner. 'I see Lagos' is a tacit understanding that things will have to change (and small but definite steps are being taken).
Forum GamesRe: Unscramble The Word! by Ugwumba(m): 7:43am On Nov 17, 2010
guaranteed


iontrapipa
ComputersRe: Is Philip Emeagwali A Media Hype? by Ugwumba(m): 7:29am On Nov 17, 2010
Vindication at last!!! Read about this fraud we knew about years ago.

http://www.saharareporters.com/article/what-philip-emeagwali-told-me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ugwumba(m): 9:15pm On Jan 23, 2009
MrCrackles:


Ask around about me, dis is a dude u dont wanna test trust me

Cluessless swine, get fucking lost, u know notin but a dic.k
! grin
'the anonymity of the web'.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Ugwumba(m): 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2009
geez - can't we disagree without all this 'hatred'. sad sad sad
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Ugwumba(m): 8:55pm On Jan 23, 2009
We dey kampe. And wishing you a wonderful year. What's with the name change - someone upset you.

On topic - see how we embarrass ourselves. My dutch colleague in the office sent this to everyone!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Ugwumba(m): 8:49pm On Jan 23, 2009
[quote author=**osisi link=topic=222961.msg3378972#msg3378972 date=1232740040]Chai Chief Ugwumba,you no kill person[/quote]Is this 'babyosisi' or another osisi?
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Ugwumba(m): 8:21pm On Jan 23, 2009
The Nigerian police has been known to summarily shoot armed robbery suspects without trial. What's their issue here?
Tie up the damn goat and line it up for a firing squad. If it speaks, let it live (it may just 'decide' to turn back to the 'armed robber' - for those that still believe this rubbish), if not then isiewu, nkwobi and goat p-soup for all.

Let me guess the sequel to this story.

'Police claim goat armed robber disappears overnight after hot pursuit'

"The goat captured by the Kwara State police command mysteriously disappeared last night, following a hot pursuit. A corporal on duty, who was in charge of feeding the goat, noticed that the ropes used to tie the goat appeared lose. In his attempt to tighten the rope, the goat 'kicked' him and escaped. The corporal, identified as Loveday Isiewu, followed in hot pursuit as the goat ran in the direction of his house. Suspecting the goat might make away with his Mazda car, he cornered it in his kitchen and as he was about to grab it, the goat backed him and disappeared near a pot of soup his wife had left on the stove. On searching the pot, no goat was to be found. The corporal's nine year old son, Bomboy Isiewu was observed at school the next day with a protruding stomach. The school has since reported the incidence to the Ewure Health Center, but as at the time of reporting no conclusive diagnosis has been reached. The DPO of the 'arresting' station was seen exchanging hot words with Corporal Loveday and threatening to arrest him in place of the goat."
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Ugwumba(m): 7:45pm On Jan 23, 2009
jintujinta:
Have you people not heard of people ,
Note how jintu nevers states he has actually seen any of this happen. People are free to believe in whatever they like (UFOs from another civilization, the Loch Ness monster etc are favorite Western ones), but for an official organ of government, in any country, to foist this silliness on its people, is a serious embarassment.
embarassed embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Ugwumba(m): 7:13pm On Jan 23, 2009
Naija!!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
FoodRe: Scarcity Of Food,rising Cost Of Rice, Is Nigeria Going Into Famine? by Ugwumba(m): 2:39am On May 04, 2008
Gamine:
So its really true, a bag of rice 15,000

it dosnt seem to have afected the ration we still get in school sha undecided

And these people are planning on getting Ofada rice for the Dinner, hmm undecided
How bad can this ofada rice be? E don kill person before? grin grin

PS - @ika how u dey?
RomanceRe: Can You accept this ? by Ugwumba(m): 2:34am On May 04, 2008
TolaniLuv:
It's not that easy to take the baby, I wish you were in my shoes. Why I do her is because I do her before researching and I could just turn back the time. and Undo her, well I stop everything when I find out about her. I don't even have much time to know much about her before we start doing that shit, I can't stand being a father now, sucks. My future plan will be ruin wit this shit I can't get it off my head
At least next time you will do your research first, Prof.  grin grin grin grin
FoodRe: Scarcity Of Food,rising Cost Of Rice, Is Nigeria Going Into Famine? by Ugwumba(m): 2:27am On May 04, 2008
4 Him:
We grow rice in the Bendel area (ofada rice) but they are certainly of poorer quality compared to the Asian rice.
How? san-san dey the rice? Once you acquire a taste for foreign goods (e.g rice), nothing local will ever seem good again.

I remember the joy of 'local' rice and 'fowl' grin grin, long before Uncle Ben's and agric chicken became a staple.

These Asian tigers have grown, by continuously improving on their local products, not through importation. We should borrow a leaf from them and look inwards.
FoodRe: Scarcity Of Food,rising Cost Of Rice, Is Nigeria Going Into Famine? by Ugwumba(m): 2:05am On May 04, 2008
@iice, i dey kampe, just went into temporary retirement with OBJ. grin grin grin. Nice to know some of you kept things going (although reading through some of the posts, some things never change).

Nigeria's problems are so plentiful and there are no concrete steps taken to solve them. Just recently I hear there have been countrywide power blackouts and yet so much was spent on trying to solve this problem.
cry cry cry cry cry

Anyone know how to get Ghanaian citizenship? I don tire.
RomanceRe: Do Men Look Past A Woman's Looks? by Ugwumba(m): 1:49am On May 04, 2008
My father gave me some excellent advice:

Looks will fade but a faithful and loving partner is ageless. smiley smiley smiley
FoodRe: Scarcity Of Food,rising Cost Of Rice, Is Nigeria Going Into Famine? by Ugwumba(m): 1:43am On May 04, 2008
Not surprised - Nigeria is the only country that thrives on importing what can easily be produced at home (think refined petroleum products, palm produce, ).
angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Insults You In Public: What Will You Do? by Ugwumba(m): 12:32am On Mar 12, 2008
Cassiel:
A real man would know how to treat a woman in public,no matter how well she offends him.
Guess what a real lady would do.  wink
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Insults You In Public: What Will You Do? by Ugwumba(m): 12:30am On Mar 12, 2008
almondjoy:
Only reserved for spouses. Boyfriends and girlfriends should be severely dealt with. Enough to think twice about trying that nonsense again. Infact it warrants a slap in that restuarant!
Dick tiger, abi tigress!!!!  grin grin grin
CultureRe: An Ibo Woman Married To A Yoruba Man? by Ugwumba(m): 12:25am On Mar 12, 2008
Chineke!!!!

Uche2nna you still dey alive. How body?

grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Insults You In Public: What Will You Do? by Ugwumba(m): 12:22am On Mar 12, 2008
almondjoy:
Boyfriend. . . . I will disgrace the hell out of him in that public. If it is a husband, I will keep very quiet and wait till we get home and wash him up and down real gooooooooooooooooooooood. That will be the very last time he will try that kind of rubbish. angry

Who cares about a common boyfriend that has not even proposed. If he values me as a "girlfriend" then I would value him as a boyfriend. A husband I will always value in a public place. But when we get home. . . .im go hear am! angry
Sounds like the crying, begging type. grin
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Insults You In Public: What Will You Do? by Ugwumba(m): 12:21am On Mar 12, 2008
@Cass,
If you're that self-confident, what of doing nothing - just walk away - no words, no tantrums?  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Insults You In Public: What Will You Do? by Ugwumba(m): 12:11am On Mar 12, 2008
Cassiel:
I'll chill there and wait for him to finish ranting.Then i'll walk up to the counter,buy a carton of 5-alive(preferably Berry Blast),walk back to him and squirt the contents directly at the crotch of his trousers.Every last bit.Then i'll smile at him and say ''we're through honey'',peck him on the cheek and walk right out the door.
Clearly been watching too many movies!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lol,lmao,lfmao by Ugwumba(m): 12:53am On Dec 30, 2007
LOL - when I read a funny post, cheesy cheesy cheesy
ROFLMAO - when the post is really, really funny.

Never use the others.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Ugwumba(m): 12:40am On Dec 30, 2007
princekay1:
but Eduardo got a red.
Which Eduardo - abi you listen to the commentary in vernacular?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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