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Franktale: Hey Guys....wanna wish all prospective batch B corp members all d Best as dey prepare 4 camp......
Ma Name was mistakenly ommitd 4rm Ma sch's(UNIBEN) mob. List so I'll b servin Nov....Painful though buh I know Dere's a reason 4 evrythn.....

my entire department was omited for batch A, a year b4 that, i was asked to go and get a confirmation from waec ofice to confirm my result, that one put my clearance on hold, a yr b4 that one, one stupid yr 1 course disapeard from my result during compilation, i had to go kiss some stinky butt to get it cleared... Thats my story in a nutshell. Now, here am i, 24 hours from knowing where i'll finally serve. So, cheer-up brother, we'all hav a story to tell our kids, maybe dis is urs.

Hmmm! I luv the sanity in here. The big houz was really big and crowded, i hardly find a chair to sit. How una dey?

odicowest: Goodmorning my lovely good freinds,i realy mis u all.i know that all fingers are crossed.my grand mum kicked bucket yestday.

take heart dear, may God grant u all the fortitude to bear the loss.

Abia - umuahia
Adamawa - (God forbid)
Akwaibom - uyo
Anambra - awka
Bauchi - (holy ghost fire)
Bayelsa - (wasteful)
Benue - markurdi
Bornu - (blood of jah)
Edo - benin city
Enugu - enugu
Gombe - (not my portion)
imo - (AMEN!)
...
Thats my small cousin reciting the states and capitals.

Just bought my tip-ex! Once i collect my call-up and i see a state i dont like, i'll tip-ex it and fill in my preferd state, no time, i no fit shout!

[quote author=9-zeros]@ujchief: watz poppin?. i'm alwayz here but nowadays, i dnt always speak. lol.[/quote]ok boss. Ur thread, ur rules!
Whats up peeps?

Baloteli vs Lescot! What a game.

I can do both! Watch the match and follow up the live thread on my favourite website - Nairaland

Sigba hornie, where art thou?
Boss 9, u don turn to sunday-sunday medicine. Moshood, i cant see u anywhere.
Dont go Gombs, stay wit us.
One luv houz, the joy of our callup letters will overshadow the friction in da houz. This wk is our wk!

Happy bufday mykejones, have a great day.
Guday houz, how'all doin?

logicboy01: huh? Was a catholic for a long time before becoming an atheist. Go figure.


You are the one confused by your pastors who select only the good parts of the bible for you to swallow . You cant even explain the simple verse I put forward and so, you claim that it is out of context and I'm making fun of the bible

i never said u quoted the bible out of contex, i wouldnt give u the credit of a healthy arguement, what i said is 'u dont believe in God, yet u're passionately obsessive wiuh His word'. Read my post again, in ur quest to make fun of the bible, u're contradicting ur believe/unbelieve.
Being a catholic for 20 yrs doesnt add a star to ur atheist badge. Afterall, satan was a shareholder in heaven

logicboy01:


You can't explain the verse and so you attack the messenger. You sound frustrated and defeated.

u dont believe in God, yet u're passionately obsessive with His word. Confused breed of lost souls! Worse than an infidel

Read the first 2 responses this post got, thats just what it needed. I'm suprised that people are responding to logicboy, a confused atheist who pulls up bible verses to make fun of it. And as usual, since nairaland is run by atheist and muslims, it makes frontpage, just to add more fun to it.
Dont respond to an atheist whose aim is to make fun of the holy book. Do not be equally yoked with unbelievers, thus says the bible.
I'm out!

bayulll01: can u go wit alomo bitters i beg

badt boy! I feel u die! Make it a dozen botles, no dull moment.

fashrola: I've not even started mine..I love rush-hour shopping

i'm almost thru wit shopin. Some peeps are talkin of provisions. My problem is that i'm lactose intolerant (raw milk makes me purge, unles i use hot water to dilute it). So, do we have acces to hot water at camp? If not, then theres no need for provision for me.

Loskee: but fashi o, guy, those are the exact same things i bought chartered for camp o!

hahahaha... I trust u Dr, u'll be givin special quarters

Adedoks: steph pls i just wanna knw lyk wat are d things i should get b4 july 2

home theatre, gas cooker, microwave, plasma t.v, Dstv dish and decoder,... Hahaha, just kiding. Just browse thru the pages of this thread, someone has done justice to it. Or, check pg 21 or 23 of the previous thread (the old houz), 9-z posted the entire catalogue.

Odunnu: Gosh! When did this thread cross the 100pg threshold? Kai!
Errrm, abeg, someone should start another thread with the same title but with a '2' or 'II' beside it and post the link here so that I can lock this and not lose any of you.

u again! Anytime u visit our house, u bring bad news. Anyway, we'll let boss 9 search for a new accomodation for us. 9 pls get a bigger houz diz time, and, as usual, keep my room beside sigba's.

Goldieluks: Yes.

wow! I added nl to my mail filter so my spam-boot must have blocked it.
All those anoyin notification from Nl nearly filled my mail box.
@mods, why cant we access the pm directly from Nl? Is that feature too dificult for his majesty to add?

Goldieluks: Through your NL email account.

do u mean my original mail acount as in the yahoo mail i used while opening Nl acount?

Goldieluks: Through your NL email account.

tanx goldie, but i stil dont get it, how do i access the Nl email acount? I'v looked for links to it, checked my profile and more. I thut it should be at the top, beside those *irrelevant* links of 'new topics', 'like' and 'trending'

sexkillz: [color=#000030]That's for comments liked by people following you.
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is that relevant? Shouldnt it be optional? I hardly keep tabs of posts from the followers, the 'like' is annoyin! I know it isnt up to u, but when next u have a meeting with his majesty, sugest to him that some of us love it simple and straightforward. Its getin complex!
Now, how do i read my pm?

How do i read my pm?

Hes been stalling, for 2 possible reasons, 1. He needs time to raise $500k unmarked dollars, to disprove otedola and co,
2. He needs more time for his cronies and allies (pdp) to find a way out of all these and set him free.
Point 1 makes more sence to me, 'surender unmarked bills and prove them wrong'

norilicious: ..

huh! nice dream..tot i wud hear wer u ll b going...so wts up, hw hv u been?? i kinda missd u n wntd to say..AM SORRY!..really i am..friends??

Awww...thats touchin. Who would resist a sincere apology from a repentent heart? U're welcome swtie, we're frnds. To forgive is realy divine, i feel beter now.

i collected my callup leter from the secretary's desk at the student afairs, without any hesitation, i opened it... Couldnt read the words that was inscribed there in. The leter had been folded and refolded that it had begun to tear. i called on the secretary to help me out. Grudgingly, she snaped the leter out of my hand, browsed thru it for 15seconds, my heart beat could pass for a sumo for pumping water, moment of truth...this is all i'v been waiting for! Within that 15seconds, my subconsious mind had scanned all the 6 geopolitical zones and the no go areas! I prayed silently that i wont have to travel north of the river niger! I lot of questions raced thru my mind...Did my runs click? Did that man eat my money for nothing? I'm goin to burn his car if he didnt do as he promised!
Finally, she looked up to me and said calmly...'u've been posted to...'


a large scream, and i woke up to find my small cousin rushin into my run, shouting and complaining about my dog eating her primary 5 reader! Oh my Gosh! Was that just a dream...
Gdmorning y'all.

[quote author=alhussangle@gma]. No! Islam is a religion of PEACE.[/quote]and my grandma is a virgin!

sigba: Yeah. I saw nothing.

thats my hornie! Maturity is an admirable trait.

jmaine: We know . .but at least, make we no wish am death . . . .You dey vessss oo!

oga jmaine, u dont want to wish him death? Below is a post he made last nite, on mubarak's thread:
'WHAT ARE YOU ALL VIEWING, YOU
WILL ALSO DIE ONE BY ONE, IS
JUST A MATTER OF TIME'.

These where his exact words, copied and pasted. He was refering to over 162 viewers and over 100 guests viewing that thread as at that time.
If ismhab can boldly wish over 200 nairalanders death, why is he turning to us for prayers?
@ismhab, maybe this na ur own 'turn' and 'time' as u sugested. Be a man, brace up and face it.
We'll hapily sign ur condolense register online.

ismhab: Breaking News.
There is gun battle going on between JTF and Boko Haram members along Dorayi challawa road in kano state, we are all indoor now, pray for us.

Pray for u? HELL NO! If any reasonable Nairalander makes that request, i'll oblige, but u, oh u ismhab is a disgusting freak who rants of how CAN is sponsoring boko haram and doesnt believe anythin boko is related to islam. Stay indoors and enjoy the CAN version of boko haram.
Pls, guys, check his previous posts and how he spams all threads wit trash!

Just wanted to hang out in my favourite houz as usual, but the negativity in the room is just much.
9-z has been misin for 12pages now, shy is no where to be found, and one new comer is here misbehavin like a jambite.
I'm out'a here, call me when that rat that infested the house goes.

tunaprex: So now ,what's gonna happen to people like me who already worked his service to kaduna?

what ever urged u to work it to kaduna in the first place?