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190: ban kini

I would kick her arse

No u wouldnt. U'll resurect ur 190@ handle and whine to sexkills about gettin unbanned
@topic, an atheist and a muslim? Nah, i dont fink szo.

This male hostel is un-inhabitable! Not even prisoners are subjected to this kind of pathetic, dirty, filty and inhuman environment. And they call it Abuja hostel! What an irony.

Beync: What baffles me is how those man o war who have not been to higher institution commands doctors, engineer, lawyers etc to jump like frog as if the can pass school exams, nonsense

in umudi camp, imo state, the man'o war arent allowed to punish corpers. I'm yet to see a military man punish a corper, all they do is to sieze ur i.d card when u misbehave, then later giv it back.
Its just the camp comandant that is misbehaving.
Btw, man'o war is part of state and comunity policing, and some of them are graduates. They're paid by the state govt.

Beync: What baffles me is how those man o war who have not been to higher institution commands doctors, engineer, lawyers etc to jump like frog as if the can pass school exams, nonsense

in umudi camp, imo state, the man'o war arent allowed to punish corpers. I'm yet to see a military man punish a corper, all they do is to sieze ur i.d card when u misbehave, then later giv it back.
Its just the camp comandant that is misbehaving.

Worse mistake... Believing that girls are sane enough to know whats best for them.
She told me a guy approached her and is serious about marrying her. I was in my finals at uni, so i couldnt give her the guarantee and assurances of a live-long relationship. She claimed the guy was serious about mariage, so i believed she knew what was best for her. We agreed to part ways for good so she can get maried, how wrong was i!
The guy man wanted some action, and the only way to get it was to play the mariage card to displace me. Two yrs later, shes stil as single as i am, and the guy man has left for good. She must hav learnt her bitter lesson by now.

[quote author=Kayautojun]The job description requires international exposure.
We have discovered that alot of Nigeria graduates despite the Internet cant think globally( no disrespect, i am one myself) though not all international students can think like [quote]...
In other words, u're a scammer looking for a naive fellow to dupe! Global thinker my a.r.s.e. Get a life! Oloshi!

Mehn, camp life no easy, i gues the big house has been partialy abandoned, partly due to the stress at camp or due to bad network at most camps.
All the same, the first wk was terible, but now on the 2nd wk, i'm beginin to have a feel of fresh air. We're doing inter-platoon competition, and i'm training my platoon ladies on volleybal, while playin wit the guys on footbal.
Tomorow is welcome party and its gona be all night, i'v got 2 chicks that are really into me, so i'v got few hours to decide who i'm gona rock wit (its realy gona be a hard decision to make, i pray i dont break someone's heart).
Let me catch some sleep as my hostel mates finally stoped arguing for the first time since nights out (10.30).
Takia u all

How are u guys holding up? Mehn, camp life no easy, as u can see that our Batch B big house has been partialy abandoned, partly due to the stress at camp or due to bad network at most camps.
All the same, the first wk was terible, but now on the 2nd wk, i'm beginin to have a feel of fresh air. We're doing inter-platoon competition, and i'm training my platoon ladies on volleybal, while playin wit the guys on footbal.
Tomorow is welcome party and its gona be all night, i'v got 2 chicks that are really into me, so i'v got few hours to decide who i'm gona rock wit (its realy gona be a hard decision to make).
Let me catch some sleep as my hostel mates finally stoped arguing for the first time since nights out (10.30).
Takia u all, special greeting to Abasufi.
This is Joe, reporting from umudi camp, imo state.

Jeff01: Ujchief wia u dey

8th platoon, i'v got very poor reception wit my mtn.
Hook me up wit 08068841868

Going for our transport allowee, come and see smiles at corpers' face

These psycho military men came and dragd us out of the hostel to do evening parade on a mudy pitch! My sneakers and stockings are all mudy now! While others are stil on mufty, doin registration. I'm goin to change my clothes to coperate wear and roam about wit new comers til wednesday!

Almost thru wit registration. I skiped the second to the last stage which was slow and annoying, i went ahead to colect my uniform and boots. Retiring to my hostel now, i'll check back 2mrow mornin

Registration things at imo state camp. Very stressful, u que up to get a number, que up again to tell them ur number, que up again to tel another group what u told the last group... I wish i can just join the que for pregnant women and nursing mothers..
I'v secured foam, bunk and wadrope already.

Wishing y'all safe journey to ur various camps. Bon voyägè.

contento: Pls, who knows how long it takes from awka to akwa ibom?

Adam and Eve park at Amawbia goes to ik/uyo, i think its gona reach 5hrs.
Or u can get to aba (3hrs from awka), then join Aktc at aba to ik/uyo, another 3hrs or so.

Abbasufi: UJCHIEF MY MAN DIS IS DAY1 AM GONA MISS U GUYS

i'll always be around to lighten up this house like u did to our own house.
*wispers* u can reserve a hot chick 4 me here *winks*

contento: I av just made a costly mistake. I laminated my call up letter. Pls help,wt shud i do nw?

u did what?

banttieman: almost all my peeps got flinged to adamawa, taraba, kogi, zamfara.... Batch C won't be likr that I hope. God be with us all.

nothing like 'batch c wont be like that'. I just came to drop a word of advice to u guys, try and influence ur posting, dont just fold ur arms and wait for 'what wil be wil be', and while at it, it might be best for u to remove lagos and abj from ur mind, b'cos most peeps that runs lag didnt work out.
Best luck to u guys.
Nb- i got posted to imo, and yea, i influenced it.

eklassical: how much o!...n is it paid at d end of d service year..or monthly.. I wana knw cos i got mi callup leta 2day.. Wana knw b4 going there...

what difference does it make if u find out or not! U've been posted there and u must show. So forget about the pay, u should be more woried about the direction to get there.
See u at camp.

gentledamsel: @dennisbee,please I hope this is true as it sounds,cos am undecided too about whether to go or not...tanx though for the info

its the truth, it hapened to those in batch A, u'll be giving redeployment form to chose any state of ur choice except lag, abj and riv. U dont even need a medical report, just cite insecurity as ur reason for redeployment.
Sweetrie and co, dont make the mistake of not going to camp, Adamawa is peaceful, and u'll have adequate security for ur 3wks stay in camp. Moreover, muslims wil be on their fasting and prayers within that period, thats why Nysc had to fix it then.
Try and convince ur parents, u can drop their mail or number, let me speak to them on ur behalf.

anitank: ONE NIGERIA MY A. S. S.!!!!!

u're right my sis, this country is not worth dieing for! I'd pity anyone trying to be patroitic enuf to serve in the north.
Get a medical report asap, even if it means coming late to camp!
No one stil remembers the names of those corpers kiled during post-election crises!

Wheres T.stone and Dr Loskee? Still waiting...

Just reading item No 3 at the back of my call-up letter

sweetrie: help. I got Borno

Oh my gosh!! Tell me u're kidin!!

Hahahaha, so na here una dey? Ok, make i pack my load from the big room, i dey come.

Thread should read 'ROMANCE SECTION HOTEST CHICK'
case closed!

*praying mood*... Dear father, i know that sigba ur daughter asked for Akwa ibom, but father i also know that u have better plans for her, u know shes alergic to dog meat and hates efik language, pls father, bring her to imo state so she can join me there, she wont mind since its ur will, and she always prays and ask for ur will to be done in her life. I promise to take good care of her while we're at imo... AMEN!

Vincent 4: For zamfara people my number is:07066810184,my 2go is mbamali100
God knows am gona redploy

the first time i saw ur post in this house, u were advicing us to go to camp wit condoms and birth control pills. GOD knew ur mind from onset, so he sent u to zamfara to save ur soul.
Sharia things. I heard they cut ur arm if u steal and cut ur d!.c.k if u straf. For once, i dont feel ur pains. Gold circle and postino2 all the way

Update so far...


PLATEAU
Coolsamy

BAYELSA
Natureboy, joseph101
KEBBI

naijobi
KWARA
Preciousempena, adicious, cheeka
NIGER
tejiri
ZAMFARA
vinncent4, obioraval, lawalbo
KADUNA
okoya
ZAMFARA
chokolee 'spoon of God'
TARABA
mastroesco
KOGI

sammygold, Simonflame


BAUCHI
Ezemarcel
KANO
olamagx, boko
NASARAWA
Bukky

ABUJA
jina, Biggie, X3n, emteceve, Jinazu

DELTA
Shakz, Odico, Flairlady, bayull, odion

BENUE
Moshood, Edukelly,
Tunaprex, zugoboss, ajelerowale, dahmylolah, cabme

Anambra
gboyex, Oweniwe

ADAMAWA
zilon2

JIGAWA
9-z 'the boss'

Osun
ijigba, Dem

Cross River
Gombs, Valemite, Miz D, emacjay, nonywendy, tonnex, ms_steph

Oyo
Omotee, Toluth, omsyhadex, omidan

Ogun
samabey, luvola,

Ondo
Tosrich, Konvict, Fashrola, mykejones

Enugu
Shygal, Barcanaija

Akwa ibom
Uzor, deanantony, omenka, leyte,
Lagos

Annita
Imo
Ujchief, Jeff
Ebonyi

fejos, wizzmate
Ekiti
Nana, norilicious
...
Team Benue and Cross River on the lead

Mehn! I'v realy mised. I couldnt travel back after colectin my letter, so i slept over, i'v been shackin booze and clubin wit friends, just woke up, planin to travel back and arange my stuf. Let me compile the list so far...

natureboy2: Abeg how life be for bayelsa camp?

i heard its terible, especialy in the rainy season. Stil beter than boko states.