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anuz: ujchief, more info of u?

chemical engr., unizik

kinnad: i need it 2

shy, i tried to pm u, gues it didnt go thru. U can add me via my id above
yhmsgr, uj_chief

anuz: ther r so many Anita Francis. So i find it difficult to locate d original, add me @ harnun hoyewole.

yea, i added the white ones. I'v started chatin wit the one from california already, all na job hunting

sigba: It's true that when one door shuts another opens, allow me to shut Ujchief's door first before you open urs. Meanwhile, submitt ur proposal to my sec at the front desk of ma heart.

I hapen to be the secretary. Gues wat wil hapen to his proposal when it gets to ma desk? Ur gues is as good as mine

Shygal: am usin nokia sir, twas ntwrk dt didnt allow me view it buh i cn nw.

ooops! My bad, forgive my curiosity. *wispers...u dont hav to take me serious most times...*

Nasty22: sobs..sigba iz biga dan dt u kw!!
Baby cn i mk u ma rainbow?watcha fink

why is it that every newcomer in da houz tries to hit on sigba?

Tell the lady to check out the movie 'Enough' by jenifer lopez.

Ezemarcel: amibo

dont be stingy nau! Gist us, how did it go?

anuz: lyk sm1 says, u r attackin ma personality.

sory bros, just marking my teritory. Ok, just bribe me and i'll let u be

Shygal: i cant view d pix

i hate chinese phones

Ezemarcel: BABYCUTEY I DEY MISS U DIE AFTER OUR FLEXING AT AGUDA I HV NT BN MY SELF.

details pls. Did u break ya hips? Just curious

Jeff01: dats me incase we'll be in d same camp

ur pix reminds me of myself when i was 18, how time flies

Shygal: nell is a grt lukin guy. U nid 2 c his pix on fbk. Chai

add me up on facebk, i'll pm u my details. Check ur inbox

anuz: Help ! ! ! Loskee don kill me. She put love charm inside ma brkfast. Now, am fallin in love wiv her. Lol

confused breed

sigba: Uj iz that true

24-caret gold! I'm da real thing, cant be a chinese made, i belong to the ivy-league. Ten over ten

anuz: Sigba, whr art thou

now u've moved from shy to sigba b'cos 9-z barked at u. For me, i dont bark, i'll just bite! Thut i warned u ystday that we'v got rules? Wheres the detective??

anuz: Male of cos

so u where just pullin a stunt on me wit that mimicked feminine voice? U got me there sha

teteyaks: ...but special thks to nell07 who was there wit me all tru...I Luv u all.

nell waz wit u? As in, wit u? As in... For real? Tete, u know try, u abandoned us, only to return when the cake has finished! Hope u had a great day?

sigba: My Uj durling no be one chance o! He's d real deal.

now i'm gona spend my bicycle allowee on u

dennisbee: I feel you. We rock jare

another uniben graduate. The other one was ice-FISH, dis one na dennis-BEE, wheres aligator, chimpanze and gorilla? Laff wan tear my empty stomach

Okoya: Trust it cant be me ooo
It shd be stone!
How far?

Gbam! I knew it! Norilicious slept over at uncle tee's. Was that why they couldnt allow me to enjoy my sleep! Noisy lovebirds!

anitank: I sure dreamt abt u, bt u happnd to b chasing me around wit one big stick lik dat

one big stick?? Was it 7inches long with the diameter of a flash-touch? Dont tel me it did scare u, c'mon gurl, it doesnt bite

Gdmornin all, please i heard strange noises last nite from my adjourning rum, and that was either t.stone's or okoya's. Its either or house is infested wit rats or someond was misbehavin last nite. No wonder they'v not woken yet. Abasufi, take the roll-cal now.

sigba: @Uj love: you'll scrub my back every morning in camp, pray they dont catch u

i wont mind being caught hornie, if anyone asks me why i was sent out of camp, with a big smile on my face, i'll proudly say, 'i was robbing my luv's back'.

Inspector Abasufi, i see u oh! It wil take u serious tdb to catch up wit us. Meanwhile, u can join our guys and sleep in the comon room diz night. Its already late, 2mrw, i'll allocate u a room

anitank: By the way I left my mosquito net on my bed,now I can't find it. Ujchief am suspecting u

Oops! Was that a mosquito net? Sory, i thut it was for fishin, i gav it to our new member, icefish, she needed it for fishin. Dont wory, i'll get u a basket to sleep on. I heard it keeps the mosquitoes away

sigba: i wanna go nd have my bath

sigba hornie, can i come? I could help scrub ur back. I promise to be a good boy *winks*

icefish: Greatest UNIBEN student.......

i gues u studied fishery. Great uniben! Great sardines and mackarels! Do i hav a witnes in da houz!

anuz: Y nw. u shd nt b angry nw. u shd knw how to treat a lady. Will give u handout on how to treat a lady. lol

my bad! How could i hav imagined a lady bearing anus
Trust me, i know how to treat a lady, i was raised by a total woman. U're welcome jare.

For all our newbies, u can tell us ur alma mata, ur course and if u dont mind, anyother personal info (facebook id, bb pin, mail, pix etc). Once again, welcome to da big houze and the award wining thread.
And to our peepin guests, our treasurer shygal wil soon charge u a peepin fee!

anuz: @ sigba, i ve bn outside since wiv ma loads. Nobody to help wiv arrangement. Nid Help.

see wash. Oh boy! Find ur rum ya'self, or i'll get our detective Abussufi to check u in, i trust him to put u on a holding cell until we confirm ur original identity and intent

Okoya: UJCHIEF, I see u

finally, okoya found his way to da new house. We kept a rum for u close to the toilet, hope u dont mind.
Stil waiting for ezemarcel, naijaobi, teteyak, bj88 etc.