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Wellbeck is just anonymous on the pitch! Wat hapened to bent and defoe? These 3 cats are just anoyin, except stevie 'gee'

anitank: One of 'em blissful moments

blissful ke! U posed like a boxer tryin to knock some sence into her oponent. So much for watchin too many action/violent movies

anitank: One of 'em blissful moments

are u sure the anita francis i added on facebk was u? Did u see me?

sammygold: @sigba, babycute, nasty, ujchief, cheeka et al. I see u all. Una gudmawning

i see u bros, hapy bufday

anitank: Thinking of a new series to watch. Any suggestions??

i gues u'd hav to wait for a new season of spartacus. But if u ever wana watch a best seller, try 'one tree hill'. It could bore u to hel wit ur taste of blood in movies

sigba: Uj shugah, i'm sighting you. How was ya night?
For those that asked, this's my 2go id; appletini.

sigba hornie, i'm good, i'll hook up wit u later on 2go

kinnad: I'm stil gona ask dis 4d 3rd time: wat does 'ciao' represent?

gdbye, farewell

sammygold: . Swiry, we aint just gona jam, we go equally run tinz, its sure gona worth ur while sharing same camp wif me.

*clears throat...* wheres the detective?

sammygold: . Okoya, u gat sum gud fashion taste lyk myself, i lyk dat... I'm nt showing off bt i'm gona luk smashingly gud in camp, u nid 2 c ma items dey r rily attractive. *imagining a damsel eyeing me on d parade ground* ladies in ma camp beware... Lol.

try lookin at urself after parade, exactly when one useles army oficer gets u rollin on a wet floor!
And u just want to look sparklin clean for the ladies! U've got to be kidin me! What do u take dem ladies for? The less priviledged?

moshoodn: YEA, YOU JUST DID, CHIEF.

ANYWAYS, HOW VIOLENT DO YOU LOVE IT ??

ASSUMING EARTHQUAKE VIOLENCE IS AT PAR WITH BED VIOLENCE, WOULD YOU LOVE THE SLIDER MOVED UP TO 8.2 ON THE 'RITCHER SCALE' ??

the higher the beter, just get some lubricants, so i dont have to generate exces heat due to friction.
Btw, u studied bch, why are u goin all geography on me?

sigba: Bros, abeg nor vex, what do you mean by "your re mouthed"?

Beats me! I'v checked all streat slangs, i'm yet to decode this one. I think it sounds close to 'u get mouth', meaning 'u dey represent wella'

bukkylois: Yeah!! I love barney, he makes d serie fun, do u no he is gay in real life, wonder how he acts d serie wif loadz of women as galfrnds

barney is gay? Oh my gosh! Now thats pathetic!

anitank: If its not swords and arrows,guns and bullets....I'd rather go back to sleep

sounds too violent. Thut ladies are meant to like bestsellers? The only place i luv ladies to be violent is on the bed (oops...did i just say that)

moshoodn: YEA BRO. . .


HOW I MET YOUR MUM (SEASON 1 - 5) IS SO SCINTILLATING.

I LOVE BARNEY !!!

THAT BARNEY AND TED CHARACTER STILL RINGS IN MY CEREBELLAR HEMISPHERES !!!

Barney is da bomb! I keep watchin that series over and over again, yet, no dull moment

kinnad: dis is y uj doesn't like bb phones. Uj am i right?

yea, it gives u arabic output when u type in english.

sigba: Where in Aba did you get ur shorts and waist bag? I know it's New market, i'm asking of the line. I'll come down there and do my shopping. I've not bought anything, i'm not even serious yet, it's when it's one day to go that i'll start getting serious(i really need to flogged)

yea, 'A' line of new market was for the ok wears, then school road by mosque was for the sneakers and waist bag. U cant miss it when u come

anitank: Just completed the 3rd season of Spartacus.......bad a s s movie!!

i luv action movies but spartacus was a bit too extreme for me. Too much violence and explicit content, so after the first season, it was a no no for me.
Try watchin 'how i met ur mum', absolutely hilarous.

sigba: Gbam Gbam Gbamgbam.

thats my swtest heart

moshoodn: You obviously know he was kidding.
This ain't 1980 anymore.

nah, i aint kidin boss, this is real.

fashrola: My Birthday in a few hours....Baba God I thank U for evrything...

happy bufday bros, in advance.
Keep my cake oh!

anitank: Right! But all those items for 3k? I can't help but wonder....

with Aba, all things are possible

anitank: Wether try,chase,hide and seek,lux or omo, as long as its a white tshirt that won't shrink after washing it d first time.

now u're getin the big picture
some wil stil buy the made in Aba sneakers wit tommy and gucci labels. If u doubt me, go online and checkout the company price of a tommy, then u'l realize that most of wat we hav here in nigeria is the tommy imposter, right from aba

@bigie, anita and norilicious, let me giv u a breakdown-
got 2 ok polo, sparklin white, well fited @250 each, 2 ok shorts @300 each, sneakers @1k, ok coton bedsheat @400, waistbag @300, 2 white ok stockings @100 each.
As i said earlier, its for 3wks campin. Lookin good comes from the inside, i'v got loads of sneakers, polos and shorts, white isnt just my colour.

Okoya: I knw wat I'm saying

u stil didnt answer my question about opresors.
Anyway, i dont wear white sneakers or white shorts, i need them for my 3wks campin, so i'll gladly dispose them when i'm thru, get it?

BJ88: where did u get them.....

the only place u get quality items at an unbeatable price... ABA...
Their home-made sneakers are all over ur boutique wit tommy labels all over them And yes, they're quality products

Okoya: Guy it's beta 4 u 2 look good 4get those SOILDERS, dan 2 wear substandard kit... U will regret oooo... They'll be so many oppressors in camp

substandard what? My items could beat the expensive ones, anytime, anyday. Spending huge on an item doesnt guarantee its standard. And what do u mean by opresors, and how does wearing expensive items stop the opresors?

[quote author=T.stone]Are you serious? All those items for 3k![/quote]yea, u've got to avoid shoprite if u want to shop right

Gdevenin houz, been quit busy, shoped for my camp items. Got 2 shorts, 2 polos, sneakers, bed sheet, 2 stockins, waist bag, all for 3k. I know those army guys wil make us roll on the ground so i bought cheap items for them.

[quote author=Area_boy]and what the fck happened to atheists? [/quote]hahahahaha! U guys are fightin hard to be included in the equation! U guys suck, big time!

queensmith: the journalists claims in the article don't really prove that it's true. I doub't he will have had the authority to sink ships since someone will have been shipping those bibles (at a very high cost) to make some sort of profit. We should at least know where the reported ships are or have heard the owner of the ships complain?

he did sink a container load of Gideons bible. Gideons bibles are free and not to be sold, so he used his connections and the nigerian factor to sink the bibles.
Sequel to that, the prophet, t.b joshua prophesied doom to his life saying, 'just like moses, ur eyes wil see the promised land, but u'l never enter therein'. We all know what hapened next.

[quote author=9-zeros]na yahoo be dat o. anyway, if u need formats, contact da boss. lol.[/quote]shes a student at california, what other format do i need to throw at a poor girl like that? Anyways, i'm not into such, i do legal biz online

anuz: kk. Fb or 2go id?

2go, okwujoe, facebk,
yhmsgr uj_chief
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