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NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:34pm On Jun 06, 2012
[quote author=T.stone]Just check Okoya's profile. See what hv got...


17 friends.
11(f)
6(m)

Judge it yoursef!!![/quote]cheap blackmail! Is that what u resorted to? Smh
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:32pm On Jun 06, 2012
anitank: *Laff don tear my night gown*
really? Just wondering whats behind the nightie *winks*... can i peep? I swear i wont touch
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:02pm On Jun 06, 2012
anitank: Prayer and Fasting
lol
Abbasufi: I HAV ALL BUT SABI DO WAThuh
knack akpako! Where were u when terry 'Gee' released that song? '...Oya knack am, knack am, knack am...'
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:00pm On Jun 06, 2012
anitank: Prayer and Fasting
knack akpako! Where were u when terry 'Gee' released that song? '...Oya knack am, knack am, knack am...'
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:56pm On Jun 06, 2012
anitank: Tall,cute,funny,ambitious. He has to posses that aura enough to get me weak-kneed. And last last, him must sabi do oo...lol!
i luv d last part, to sabi na the main thing!
Oleku...'shes feeling the boy'...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:50pm On Jun 06, 2012
anitank: Triple sin..hehe
dont mind the filter. It automatically changes words for u. I gues ur original text was 'thre.eso.me', thats how we beat it!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:47pm On Jun 06, 2012
Saw this online, had to share it:
IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE
ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:
COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help
me to thank God cos I managed to skip from someone's footstep!
CAT: "My 7th child is asking who's
her dad...What shall I tell her? I
don't even remember!
MOSQUITO: I'm HIV positive..this is all due to wrong Sucking!
CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am
being served at
'MR BIGGS'... Love U all!
OCTOPUS: I've just refilled my ink!... hurray!
PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf!
GOAT: Friends! Don't go out...EID holiday is coming!
Pig comments on goat's status:
"Luckily, I'm HARAM =
Goat replies: "don't u remember dat after EID is the Chinese new
year?
DOG: I hate Calabar people!
COW: My calf wants to suck now but the farmer has taken all the milk in the morning
RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro
GOAT: friends thank God 4 me ooo, a car almost hit me now; i
wud hav died like fowl... FOWL- comment on goat status: i thank God 4 u ooo; dnt mind dem,
dats hw men drive lik goat..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:42pm On Jun 06, 2012
Okoya: UJCHIEF and sigba
classicgrin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:33pm On Jun 06, 2012
kinnad: say ur last prayer wen we meet on scrabble
dont be too sure
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:07pm On Jun 06, 2012
Shygal: @uj: i de hail o
i dey hail, madam un-SHY. How bodi?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:54pm On Jun 06, 2012
Viewing this topic: teteyaks(f),
kinnad(m), anitank(f), Shygal(f),
ujchief(m), Nasty22(m), Abbasufi,
Okoya(m), Babycutey(f), silat(f),
Gods-child(m), sigba(f),
Ezemarcel, odicowest(m) and 1
guest(s)
i see u all. Welcome sigba, gues u're stil trying to catch-up with the previous pages. I'm waiting
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:47pm On Jun 06, 2012
silat: @Okoya n Odicowest yea i met my hubby here on nairaland early 2007. N we got chatting on yhoo msgr n also fone cals, we spent hrs talking on fone,so dat was how it strtd o, n den we fixed visiting n dat was it, we got married d following yr n we r blessed with 2 luvly kids(boy n girl).
this is great!
Sigba hornie, i know u luv sneaking in at night to read these posts. Pls, inbox me ur yh msgr handle, face book id a.s.a.p! I'm encouraged by madam silat's testimony.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:24pm On Jun 06, 2012
silat: @ all hook up well o, who knows some of γ̥ợ̣̣̇̇̇υ̲̣̥ might be lucky 2 find deir missing rib, just like i did some yrs back here on nairaland.
seriously? U found ur husband here on Nl? Please gist us, please, please, please! Cant wait to hear ur gist! Pleeeaaaaaseeee!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:16pm On Jun 06, 2012
Just wondering, does anyone have a hobby similar to mine? I'm the king of the Chessboard, and i know i'm gona play chess at camp till i'm crowned the 'king'. So whats ur hobby?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:06pm On Jun 06, 2012
Abbasufi: WHERE SIGBA DURLINGGGGhuh? SHE IS MISSINNN. IF ANY OF U HERE ANYTIN CONTACT ME
guy, take some chill tablets, do ur detective work and keep ur eyes off sigba!
@9, good to know u're improving, to God be da glory.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:02pm On Jun 06, 2012
Nasty22: Tnx sigba....kinda hapy u caught me..winx.. We cud hook up u kw(jst tinkin out loudly)kisses
u wan hook up wit whohuh Are u new here? We've got rules, and one of them is 'STAY IN UR LANE'!!! I'm watchin u, in 3Dgringrin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 1:14pm On Jun 06, 2012
Viewing this topic: naijaobi(m),
Ezemarcel, moshoodn(m), ujchief
(m), Abbasufi, Cabme(m) and 3
guest(s)
i see u all! Mosh, u're doin a nice job, standing in for the boss.
Cabme, u can speak now, there are no ladies in the house.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 1:12pm On Jun 06, 2012
Ezemarcel: mammi market is expensive from what i am hearin nw...and i heard that the free food is tasteless o...please can we come with food stuffs cos i dnt like skipping my square mill
get used to it. I heard the food is not that bad. If i could survive a boarding school at secondary school, i can survive camp. But i'm storing some cash for back-up
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:45pm On Jun 05, 2012
9-z, the chairman is hospitalized, the vice moosh is no where to be found, the treasurer, shy is atending to her boo 9 at the hospital, who wil take care of the houz?
@9, quick recovery.
@all, ensure u go to camp wit ur preferd anti-malaria tablet. U dont want to fall sick in camp, trust me.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:05pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ezemarcel: my broda i hv nt recovered from the shock i recieved from bukkylois....still recuperating o
take some alomo bitters. It sure helps.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:04pm On Jun 05, 2012
naijaobi: WELL ACTUALLY ITS BEEN A MIRACLE FOR ME..NO CARRY-OVER ALL THRU MY YEAR IN THE UNIVERSITY.. THERE WAS ACTUALLY A COURSE THAT ONLY 5 OF US PASSED.. MEHN, GOD HAS REALLY BEEN GOOD TO ME O...AND BIOCHEMISTRY FOR MY SCHOOL NO BE BEANS.
u never had a carry over? Then the school didnt pass thru ugringrin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:02pm On Jun 05, 2012
sammygold: Mine was Geol 205 (micropaleaontology). Mehn dat course was too abstract n it happened 2 b my last paper in 200level. Everybody complains abt d course during n after evry lecture. Bt 2 my greatest surprise i was among d 5 pple who made an A in dat course while 26 pple carried over d course.
are u sure u didnt go behind those 26 students to tidy that course? I dey fear u oh!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 7:57pm On Jun 05, 2012
I'm yet to see my sigba today! Wheres my better half?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 5:12pm On Jun 05, 2012
anitank: MCB 304(Microbial Physiology) Had F d 1st time. Rewrote it and escaped with an E (40 on d dot). Very tough course. Some of my classmates r still sitting for it cry
lol. Gues we all had one or two courses that sent shivers down our spine.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 5:02pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ezemarcel: mine was cec417 a borrowd course frm civil engineering..no b small thing o..dat course is holding abt 63 coursemates of mine,my mind did nt see peace ontill i check my score.
Mehn! Those civil engr courses are mean. Thank God for u.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 4:47pm On Jun 05, 2012
ujchief: Pls, enuf of this match making. Lets play a game to keep the houz lively.
List ur worst course when u were at school. The one that gave u hard time, or the only u caried over most, or escaped with an 'E'.
Mine was Cve 212, a 2nd yr burrowed course from civil engr dept. Hated that course with a venom! Had 38 (F) on first trial, re-wrote it at 3rd yr and got a 29gringrin. Skipped it on 4th yr b'cos of I.T, finally in 5th yr, i made a 46.
That course nearly ruined my cgpa! I duff my heart for civil engr students that had to carry on wit such (useless) courses!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 2:49pm On Jun 05, 2012
anitank: *rolls into gutter*lmao!!!
its too early to be drunk nahgringrin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 2:43pm On Jun 05, 2012
Pls, enuf of this match making. Lets play a game to keep the houz lively.
List ur worst course when u were at school. The one that gave u hard time, or the only u caried over most, or escaped with an 'E'.
Mine was Cve 212, a 2nd yr burrowed course from civil engr dept. Hated that course with a venom! Had 38 (F) on first trial, re-wrote it at 3rd yr and got a 29gringrin. Skipped it on 4th yr b'cos of I.T, finally in 5th yr, i made a 46.
That course nearly ruined my cgpa! I duff my heart for civil engr students that had to carry on wit such (useless) courses!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 2:36pm On Jun 05, 2012
anitank: Just got my white shorts from the dry-cleaner's, well ironed and neatly folded wink. What more??
birth control pillsgringrin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 2:21pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ezemarcel: guy abeg dnt do this na..overlook this one she is my missing rib
see desperation in 3Dgringringringrin
Missing rib ke! spinal chord ni.
Okoya, T.stone, Eze, shy, naijaobi, nelly, and all members of the upper assembly, i see u all.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 2:15pm On Jun 05, 2012
slumcat: oboy see speed!!! last time i came to d house was pg 77 which was 4 days ago. now its pg 127!!! una baaad o!
ok. no time to check time. i tink am diggin sigba. i no send.....
keep diggin sigba, u'll end up diggin ya gravegringrin
take ur shovel and hoe and dig some other chic, sigba is mine and mine alone. Ask Abbasufi what hapened to him after devoting his monthly allowee to sigba.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:43am On Jun 05, 2012
[quote author=9-zeros]lol!!!
@sammy: i see u. lol
@eze: 100 what? dont say dat!
@shy: comon, u know i wont trade u 4 all da money in d world.
shout out to evry1. i'm sick n goin to d hospital... see y'all later.[/quote]ok boss. U might wanna do a h.i.v test. (no pun intended, its needed to facilitate ur vissa application for SA)

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