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[quote author=T.stone]Just check Okoya's profile. See what hv got... 17 friends. 11(f) 6(m) Judge it yoursef!!![/quote]cheap blackmail! Is that what u resorted to? Smh |
anitank: *Laff don tear my night gown*really? Just wondering whats behind the nightie *winks*... can i peep? I swear i wont touch |
anitank: Prayer and Fastinglol Abbasufi: I HAV ALL BUT SABI DO WATknack akpako! Where were u when terry 'Gee' released that song? '...Oya knack am, knack am, knack am...' |
anitank: Prayer and Fastingknack akpako! Where were u when terry 'Gee' released that song? '...Oya knack am, knack am, knack am...' |
anitank: Tall,cute,funny,ambitious. He has to posses that aura enough to get me weak-kneed. And last last, him must sabi do oo...lol!i luv d last part, to sabi na the main thing! Oleku...'shes feeling the boy'... |
anitank: Triple sin..hehedont mind the filter. It automatically changes words for u. I gues ur original text was 'thre.eso.me', thats how we beat it! |
Saw this online, had to share it: IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES: COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help me to thank God cos I managed to skip from someone's footstep! CAT: "My 7th child is asking who's her dad...What shall I tell her? I don't even remember! MOSQUITO: I'm HIV positive..this is all due to wrong Sucking! CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at 'MR BIGGS'... Love U all! OCTOPUS: I've just refilled my ink!... hurray! PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf! GOAT: Friends! Don't go out...EID holiday is coming! Pig comments on goat's status: "Luckily, I'm HARAM = Goat replies: "don't u remember dat after EID is the Chinese new year? DOG: I hate Calabar people! COW: My calf wants to suck now but the farmer has taken all the milk in the morning RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro GOAT: friends thank God 4 me ooo, a car almost hit me now; i wud hav died like fowl... FOWL- comment on goat status: i thank God 4 u ooo; dnt mind dem, dats hw men drive lik goat.. |
Okoya: UJCHIEF and sigbaclassic ![]() |
kinnad: say ur last prayer wen we meet on scrabbledont be too sure |
Shygal: @uj: i de hail oi dey hail, madam un-SHY. How bodi? |
Viewing this topic: teteyaks(f), kinnad(m), anitank(f), Shygal(f), ujchief(m), Nasty22(m), Abbasufi, Okoya(m), Babycutey(f), silat(f), Gods-child(m), sigba(f), Ezemarcel, odicowest(m) and 1 guest(s) i see u all. Welcome sigba, gues u're stil trying to catch-up with the previous pages. I'm waiting |
silat: @Okoya n Odicowest yea i met my hubby here on nairaland early 2007. N we got chatting on yhoo msgr n also fone cals, we spent hrs talking on fone,so dat was how it strtd o, n den we fixed visiting n dat was it, we got married d following yr n we r blessed with 2 luvly kids(boy n girl).this is great! Sigba hornie, i know u luv sneaking in at night to read these posts. Pls, inbox me ur yh msgr handle, face book id a.s.a.p! I'm encouraged by madam silat's testimony. |
silat: @ all hook up well o, who knows some of γ̥ợ̣̣̇̇̇υ̲̣̥ might be lucky 2 find deir missing rib, just like i did some yrs back here on nairaland.seriously? U found ur husband here on Nl? Please gist us, please, please, please! Cant wait to hear ur gist! Pleeeaaaaaseeee! |
Just wondering, does anyone have a hobby similar to mine? I'm the king of the Chessboard, and i know i'm gona play chess at camp till i'm crowned the 'king'. So whats ur hobby? |
Abbasufi: WHERE SIGBA DURLINGGGGguy, take some chill tablets, do ur detective work and keep ur eyes off sigba! @9, good to know u're improving, to God be da glory. |
Nasty22: Tnx sigba....kinda hapy u caught me..winx.. We cud hook up u kw(jst tinkin out loudly)kissesu wan hook up wit who Are u new here? We've got rules, and one of them is 'STAY IN UR LANE'!!! I'm watchin u, in 3D![]() ![]() |
Viewing this topic: naijaobi(m), Ezemarcel, moshoodn(m), ujchief (m), Abbasufi, Cabme(m) and 3 guest(s) i see u all! Mosh, u're doin a nice job, standing in for the boss. Cabme, u can speak now, there are no ladies in the house. |
Ezemarcel: mammi market is expensive from what i am hearin nw...and i heard that the free food is tasteless o...please can we come with food stuffs cos i dnt like skipping my square millget used to it. I heard the food is not that bad. If i could survive a boarding school at secondary school, i can survive camp. But i'm storing some cash for back-up |
9-z, the chairman is hospitalized, the vice moosh is no where to be found, the treasurer, shy is atending to her boo 9 at the hospital, who wil take care of the houz? @9, quick recovery. @all, ensure u go to camp wit ur preferd anti-malaria tablet. U dont want to fall sick in camp, trust me. |
Ezemarcel: my broda i hv nt recovered from the shock i recieved from bukkylois....still recuperating otake some alomo bitters. It sure helps. |
naijaobi: WELL ACTUALLY ITS BEEN A MIRACLE FOR ME..NO CARRY-OVER ALL THRU MY YEAR IN THE UNIVERSITY.. THERE WAS ACTUALLY A COURSE THAT ONLY 5 OF US PASSED.. MEHN, GOD HAS REALLY BEEN GOOD TO ME O...AND BIOCHEMISTRY FOR MY SCHOOL NO BE BEANS.u never had a carry over? Then the school didnt pass thru u ![]() ![]() |
sammygold: Mine was Geol 205 (micropaleaontology). Mehn dat course was too abstract n it happened 2 b my last paper in 200level. Everybody complains abt d course during n after evry lecture. Bt 2 my greatest surprise i was among d 5 pple who made an A in dat course while 26 pple carried over d course.are u sure u didnt go behind those 26 students to tidy that course? I dey fear u oh! |
I'm yet to see my sigba today! Wheres my better half? |
anitank: MCB 304(Microbial Physiology) Had F d 1st time. Rewrote it and escaped with an E (40 on d dot). Very tough course. Some of my classmates r still sitting for itlol. Gues we all had one or two courses that sent shivers down our spine. |
Ezemarcel: mine was cec417 a borrowd course frm civil engineering..no b small thing o..dat course is holding abt 63 coursemates of mine,my mind did nt see peace ontill i check my score.Mehn! Those civil engr courses are mean. Thank God for u. |
ujchief: Pls, enuf of this match making. Lets play a game to keep the houz lively. |
anitank: *rolls into gutter*lmao!!!its too early to be drunk nah ![]() ![]() |
Pls, enuf of this match making. Lets play a game to keep the houz lively. List ur worst course when u were at school. The one that gave u hard time, or the only u caried over most, or escaped with an 'E'. Mine was Cve 212, a 2nd yr burrowed course from civil engr dept. Hated that course with a venom! Had 38 (F) on first trial, re-wrote it at 3rd yr and got a 29 ![]() . Skipped it on 4th yr b'cos of I.T, finally in 5th yr, i made a 46. That course nearly ruined my cgpa! I duff my heart for civil engr students that had to carry on wit such (useless) courses! |
anitank: Just got my white shorts from the dry-cleaner's, well ironed and neatly foldedbirth control pills ![]() ![]() |
Ezemarcel: guy abeg dnt do this na..overlook this one she is my missing ribsee desperation in 3D ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Missing rib ke! spinal chord ni. Okoya, T.stone, Eze, shy, naijaobi, nelly, and all members of the upper assembly, i see u all. |
slumcat: oboy see speed!!! last time i came to d house was pg 77 which was 4 days ago. now its pg 127!!! una baaad o!keep diggin sigba, u'll end up diggin ya grave ![]() ![]() take ur shovel and hoe and dig some other chic, sigba is mine and mine alone. Ask Abbasufi what hapened to him after devoting his monthly allowee to sigba. |
[quote author=9-zeros]lol!!! @sammy: i see u. lol @eze: 100 what? dont say dat! @shy: comon, u know i wont trade u 4 all da money in d world. shout out to evry1. i'm sick n goin to d hospital... see y'all later.[/quote]ok boss. U might wanna do a h.i.v test. (no pun intended, its needed to facilitate ur vissa application for SA) |
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