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NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:40am On Jun 05, 2012
Okoya: Noticed; 80% of guyz here re teasing shygal....
#fingerscrossed....lipssealead
yea, b'cos they saw her pix y'sday. Thats why me and my sigba decided to by-cut the idea of pix. We dont want distractions from the houz.
*clears throat* Sigba hornie...where at thou?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:27am On Jun 05, 2012
Shygal: hehehehe... Wt's goin on??
hehehe, u're already in the stock market and Eze is biding for ur shares.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund's Shinji Kagawa Agree Terms With Manchester United by ujchief(m): 11:00am On Jun 05, 2012
valencia25: Van Persie + 15M for Park Ji Sung, can't wait to do Business grin grin
with charmberlin as a deal sweetner! Wouldnt be a bad deal.
Fergie, get us Dembele!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:57pm On Jun 04, 2012
Shygal: Whrs' 9 my prince charming? I'm crazy abt u n i rily wish 2 spnd evry wakin moment wid u...
u guys fell in love at page 118, and in page 120, u can no longer stay without him! Hmmm... this thread is already doing wonders!
Ujchief and Sigba
9-zeros and shygal
naijaobi and ...?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:26pm On Jun 04, 2012
Lights out! Go hug ur bunk guys! Sigba hornie, come with me, let me show u the brightest star in the sky and tell u why it twinkles the way it does *winks*
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 10:00pm On Jun 04, 2012
sigba: Viewing this topic: Abbasufi , norilicious , odicowest ( m ), sigba ( f ), ujchief ( m ), Chokolee ( m ), fashrola ( m ), bukkylois ( f ), Shygal ( f ) and 1 guest(s)
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UJ sweerie. I see you o.
i'm here swtie, i see u've got eyes for me, i'm touched. *kisses)*(
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:54pm On Jun 04, 2012
sigba: What this thread has joined together, let no badbelle put asunder.
seconded!
Sigba hornie, u're right on spot! Industrial chemist and a chemical engineer! We'll produce our first atomic bomb and test-run it on Abbasufi. It wil be a nice sight to behold. What do u think?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:32pm On Jun 04, 2012
sigba: YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU WANT TO DASH ME BA? I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU, UJCHIEF HAS ME.tonguetongue tongue
yeaa, chief got her back! So back off and let my sigba be!
Sigba swtie, dont mind them, i'm always here for u, i'v got ur back.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2012
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NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 6:47pm On Jun 04, 2012
Abbasufi: I TOLD U ITS EARLY FOR DIS REPORT TO B OUT AND NOW C WAT U CAUSED, BY D WAY U R NOW ASSISTANT DETECTIV WELL DONE, I GO DASH U SIGBA IF U WANT HER LOL
dash whoooo?? Wit all due respect chairman, no let me pour fuel for diz house put am fire! I don vex
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 3:49pm On Jun 04, 2012
sigba: grin Morning shugah, i think say u don sack me
dearie, u know i cant sack my guardian angel, for what wil it profit me if i chop all the federal and state allowee and loose my sigba?... *sings* u are my african queen...the girl of my dream...u take me where i'v never been...u make my heart go tingalingaliii...
EducationUnizik Aptitude Test 2012/2013 by ujchief(op): 3:35pm On Jun 04, 2012
Forms are now on sale for 2012/2013 post utme aptitude test from any branch of the following Banks:
Diamond, fidelity, Access, Uba, Enterprize and Zenith banks nationwide.
Registration starts monday, 3rd june and ends friday, 29th june 2012.

Eligibility:
only for candidates who entered unizik as their first school of choice and scored 200 and above. However, a minimum score of 190 is required for the following faculties:
Arts, Agric, Education and department of fine and applied arts.
The dates for screening excersice are as follows:
saturday, 30th june- Faculties of Engineering, Environmental science, physical science, biological science, medical science, health sc, medicine, pharmarcy.
Monday, 2nd july -
faculties of Management science, social science.
Tuesday, 3rd july
faculties of Law, Arts, Education.
Mode of entry-
buy the form for N1,000 (excluding bank charges) at any branch of the banks listed above. Get your pin. Log on to www.unizik.edu.ng and fill the form with ur pin. Get a printout of the completed form, attach it with ur jamb slip and result printout. Bring them to the venue of the exam.

Source: pasted all over unizik notice boards. Log on to the website for details. It wil soon be published in one of the dailies.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:38am On Jun 04, 2012
patienly waiting for my sigba...*sings*... 'i'm in love with an angel...'
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:32am On Jun 04, 2012
nell07: Make dat D.G teach him own daughter martial arts send am go MAIDUGRI. Abi dem no know say even jet-li sef dey fear local-made bomb?
Classic!
Martial arts my foot!
Same D.G that has exclusively reserved Lagos and Abj for v.i.pees and oversea graduates, expecting us with no surnames to go and serve the father land with knowledge of tae kwa-ndo, judo and karatee! Make dem no vex me oh!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:18am On Jun 04, 2012
Gdmorning house...i can see that the v.p has already swept the house this morning, even the doctor has applied some disinfectant... hmmm, the house smells nice already. I see u all...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 11:53pm On Jun 03, 2012
moshoodn: I thought I had something going with you. . .
Never knew you were exploring other possibilities.
am i sensing insecurities?
TravelRe: Crashed Dana Airplane's Manifest by ujchief(m): 11:20pm On Jun 03, 2012
Logic Mind: all die be die
stop crying and wait your turn
And what other sc.um will say this, but the one and only Nairaland outcast, number one defender of atheism, and a low.life f.ag.got in 3D, MAY THE MAGGOTS FEAST ON UR FILTY CARCAS! (moderator go ahead and bann me, i'm fed up with these low.lifes anyways)
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:30pm On Jun 03, 2012
Soo sad. May God grant their relations the fortitude to bear the loss.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 4:40pm On Jun 03, 2012
Hello house. Just followin the women's US open. Cant believe my Azerenka went out. Still rooting for sharapova shaa. Serena and venus, the williams sis are stil on the game, and the little chinese, li is doin fine. Mehn! My azerenka!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 1:19pm On Jun 03, 2012
nitrogen: Hello, it is about what u have upstairs and not the other. Please wake up.
didnt u think of this b4 making ur first coment about federal univ and cgpa's?
We all know what matters is what u've got upstairs, but the federal univ certificate adds an extra swagggringrin
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 1:11pm On Jun 03, 2012
kinnad: So i thought shy,but it dsnt correlate with the sentences i often see it used in
i gues it means 'but wait', as in, by the way. Its used to indicate a reversal or a 2nd thought in a statement.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 12:53pm On Jun 03, 2012
nitrogen: @9-zeros, we have some over-rated federal universities in nigeria, and all they can do is to dash out at least 50 firsties in a year, such are not targeted at state unis, that's why invariably, a state uni 2.1 is almost equivalent to a fed uni firstie while a 4.5 cgpa firstie in a state uni is a 4.9 cgpa firstie in a fed. Gbabeeee!!


P.s dont quote me wrong o, 'not all'.
hahahaha, from ur post, its obvious u attended state uni. Well, the standard has already been set, federal univ rocks! U guys should watch ur back, the private univs are tryin to displace u guys from the runners up position. Federal univ are the best!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 12:42pm On Jun 03, 2012
sigba: YEEEEE!! I'm the first to post on the hundreth page! I'm shaking my azonto. Lighting the fire works now.cheesy
Pop pop pop pop... Pop something... When we celebraaateee...we dey pop champaigne!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 12:33pm On Jun 03, 2012
shakz: sigba u still stuck wif HDhuh...eya!!!..uj abi abu make una help una durlin darlin upgrade 2 3D abi 4D sef..she still dey behind o...#IDontMindHD sha
if shes on 3-D, so what! Havnt u heard that napoleon is always right! Sigba is always right, and she can never be behind! kapish?
Sigba hornie...where art thou?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 12:26pm On Jun 03, 2012
sigba: Where's my Ujchief sweerie? Havent heard from him since after his last post. angryangry
Sigba hornie, i dey. Went home for the wkend, had a lot of stuffs to fix. I really mis u guys, especially u my hornie.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 9:05pm On Jun 02, 2012
Shygal: i alwys feel lyk blowin u weneva i see ur comments bt nw uv made me smile wid dis 1, tnx deary! I apriciate dt frm u
oh my goosh! Was i that anoying? C'mon gurl, give me a break.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:21pm On Jun 02, 2012
odicowest: Helo my felow aspirant,hope am not late in joining u people?am a graduate of esutite,am i welcome in d forum?
bros, u're welcome. On behalf of the chairman, 9-zeros, his deputy, T.stone, the treasurer, shygal, our comedian, naijaobi, my swtie, sigba, and other members, i welcome u. We're watching, always.
Wat course did u study.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:17pm On Jun 02, 2012
odicowest: Helo my felow aspirant,hope am not late in joining u people?am a graduate of esutite,am i welcome in d forum?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 8:11pm On Jun 02, 2012
naijaobi: go get POSTINOR 2..You wont see it till august..
I wouldnt advice her to do this. Shygal, u're gona be ok, no need to panick, take ur usual pain reliever, u can try travelin a day b4 the d-day, trust me, there are other ladies at camp that will understand exactly how u feel, even Nysc oficials. Trust me, nature has a way of sorting itself out.
@sigba, i'll be beside u all day long, holding ur hand and rubbing ur back when it aches, so u can lean on me, always...*winks*
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 3:46pm On Jun 02, 2012
sigba: Wow, really? I'm an Industrial chemist A.K.A Corrosive.
whaoh! Check out the collabo, chemical engr with industrial chemist. Make sence!
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 1:55pm On Jun 02, 2012
Loskee: i heard something from someone that, the earlier you are to every function in camp, the better. as per, the more you are noticed, the more you can catch the attention of the officials who may favor you and help you lobby a favorable place, even if say every every go be rural postings sha... huh
Loskee babe, u dont want to atract the atention of those randy military men, trust me. Anyway, i heard they cant influence ur posting, they wil promise u such just to take advantage of ur naivity, dont fal for that cheap stunt. No one can influence ur posting, only ur z.i. Dont listen to those military men, shine ur eyes.
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by ujchief(m): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2012
Abbasufi: SO SIGBA SHUD CHOOSE WHICH ENGR SHE WANTS D ELECTRCL OR D CHEMICAL ENGR
so u're stil stalking my swtie? I heard u're trying to lure her wit ur allowee... Take time oh grin

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