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Loving the drama. I've never been so entertained in this country before

1 naira back then

shaboti:
medical personnels adviced against pads? Asin sanitary pads?

Scented....

Ishilove:


I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

Lmao!!!!

So in other words, they just grow up. Why must that be interpreted as desperation?

CFCfan:
Wow! I've learned a lot from your post

Always happy to facilitate informal learning

Lagusta:
Look babe, i'm a doctor, and we must use those qualifying terms to separate a healthy vaj from an infected one.....

If a lady comes to me complaining her vaj smells, but with my years of training and experience, I find out that its just a normal whiff, I reassure her and tell her it doesn't smell...

And if it does, I treat it asap.....

If you know how smelly an infected vaj really is, you won't be trying to prove a point that isn't really there.....

I'm out!!!!

Oh well, I guess med-speak is quite different from what's normal.

You should have said that rather than attempt to make a point that isn't there.

Enjoy the rest of your day

Lagusta:
Babe, let's call a spade what it is.....

The "whiff" of fresh fish can never be compared to the "smell" of rotten fish....

Do you get it now (in my oga's voice)

Are you one of those who consider 'odour' to represent anything foul smelling?

There's no point calling spades shovels here. Stop looking for qualifying terms all over the place when we both know smell can either be good or bad

josite:
this is certainly wrong.im sure ive done more than a 1000 vj and in i cAN COMMENT ON THIS.while i agree that the female has a distinct smell .it is certainly untrue that all vj smells because i have commended many women for really really being clean all the way down cus the sex was without any trace of foul odour.IN FACT the only babe who do not see anything wrong with her smelly pussy still doesnt know why the more she comes close the more i move away from her.

Of course. Because a man in the throes of passion, with all that blood rushing into his head can tell the difference between no-smell and inoffensive smell

The only reason you notice the 'smelly' ones is because the odour is foul. I'm sure that's enough to snap you back to earth from whatever cloud level you were currently inhabiting.

Lagusta:
A healthy vaj may have a slight whiff, but it must never have a foul smelling odour....

And a 'slight whiff' doesn't qualify as 'smell'?

Mynd44:
Are you trying to say non human females don't smell?

*calls Tosin to ask him if that's correct*

Loool! Who I go ask na? They can try their luck there

hensben:
pls i am eating *pukes*

Then you should stay away from threads with VAGINAS boldly displayed on them.
Unless of course you can't because men are a lot more obsessed with the female anatomy than the women themselves.

I am convinced there are so many people in Nigeria who lack simple comprehension skills

The vagina is SUPPOSED to smell for god sake. Don't you people read?
Do you ever wonder, when you watch movies with weird men handling used female undies, why they sniff it?

Smelly vaginas does not equal yeast infection or Chlamydia or whatever for that matter.
Healthy Vjays smell. Unhealthy Vjays smell too. One is just less offensive than the other.

If you disagree then I'm sorry but you should never have sex again with a human female

Please go educate yourselves.

Nneka123:
But plain water doesn't do all the job na , what about when one is on her period, will i be using only water

You do realise menstrual blood is expected to smell, right?

Change your sanitary pad regularly. Drink lots of water and eat vegies. Maintain good personal hygiene.
This should keep you feeling reasonably okay for the 4-7 days duration.

Medical personnel advice against scented wash and pads, but I tried it (pad) once and omg Nigerians are suffering with this nonsense scratchy version of Always It's got this anti-odour pearls technology/cotton feel that makes you feel really good *sighs*

jaybee3:
Rather unfortunate that our elected leaders don't give a rat arse about us but we need to instill values of self respect and content in our kids

This loophole in training is the reason people can be bothered to sell their honour for a few thousand naira.

You should see Nigerians fighting all over Lagos for one useless party or another.

But who will blame them? When parents have no self-respect, their children are bound to follow in their steps.

Arysexy:
So u believed this lie? Where is d picture of the party men throwing d sweet.

Smh

APC members should lie well when attempting to lie.

And as usual the meebots arrive

You're obviously one of those who can't look beyond party politics to see the problem with those pictures.

I feel so sorry for this country.

jaybee3:
I love you too

This is so annoying. Worse still that all people can see are the parties involved. For heaven sake why would anybody THROW food at people? Food!! Are they goats we're trying to lure into a trap biko?
It's only a heartless beast who would take advantage of a peoples' plight to advance their plans. And if Nigerians cannot see we have a bigger problem in our hands, something worse than our senseless politics, then we're even in bigger sh*t than I thought.

When I see things like this, I am grateful for the man who raised me and my siblings. In hunger and hardship, nobody will ever throw their grace to the gutters for a scrap of meal.

Parents need to teach their children to have more pride. And these useless politicians should understand that people are not bloody animals. We give our dogs more respect while presenting them meals or treats, yet can't extend the same to humans.

Bloody arrogant foools.

jaybee3:
^^^
I didn't read what you wrote but i concur with every bit of blood passing through my veins

Character

All these family section tales by moonlight sef


I agree with those who said it's rude to insert yourself into a person's home, and take charge without permission.

I also agree with those who think there's something wrong with the OP for calling the other woman a lovepeddler, and imagining she was rude to her the night before.
It's so easy to misinterpret expressions. I have on many occasions been among people who thought me snobbish for not 'mingling', while all along I was wondering how I'd fit into this crowd.

People make mistakes too. We weren't all raised the same way. There are people in the habit of making themselves at home wherever they are (God i can be guilty of this ni), and others who wouldn't move an inch.

Either way there will be some kind of complaint.
If our guests are forward, we'll accuse them of rudeness.
If they are withdrawn, we'll say they are 'looking at us with one kain eyes'.
Should they decide to stay in-between, we'll probably hear they are trying to 'feel familiar' or trying so hard to fit in.

There are better ways this issue could have been handled. For one you are a host. No matter how your guests behave, be gracious. If you walked into your kitchen to find her helping herself to your eggs, you could have whipped out one of those pretentious masks people tend to carry around (the one with a smile) and told her she needn't bother because you can handle the breakfast.
Then tell your husband to talk to his friend about his girlfriend running your kitchen.

It's really that simple, and I imagine you have that much grace in you except it had become a bit clouded from the debacle of the night before.

Good luck fixing this anyway.

Omg!! I darn well understood it and absolutely looooved it.

Dear Lord, this version of Finn is cray cray and super vengeful. Can't wait to see the hell he unleashes on his family.

And Freya? How did she and up in the witches' cell?

I pity Kol sha and the way Davina begged Marcel with just the call of a name Bloody bastard should have known better than to play pranks on his brothers.

Can't wait for next week. This was a good start for the new year



P.S My favourite quote of this episode

Niklaus:

For all the poems written on the subject of unrequited love, there is so few on being the object of that affection.
The truth is (Hayley), it's not love on which the strongest foundations are built,
It's the decency of merciful lies

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Na to go buy 4G LTE smart phone na becos people wey go jam dis network dey

The comments are certainly funnier than the picture

At least we know who those 'massive' supporters are now Make I go collect wrapper for village sef.

Tochiphotos

Thanks for sharing. It's always nice to know the story behind the stories
I admire your resilience. It's not hard to imagine how many people may have turned down your offer to be a listening ear lol and this helps to buttress a point i've been trying to make forever: People want to talk. Just provide an enabling environment, a blank space of sorts and see them fill up the spaces.

You're doing something good here