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emusmith:

emusmith:
Can you suggest one? Or you mean that which sounds nice and cozy to you? If none, why comment?

As for ellipses, It is there for a reason...

Mynd44:
You did noy replu mine too. And I sent more than 10

tidymaster:
@UjSizzle, why are you dashing my hopes? reply my mails na. Val. is two days away

BuddhaPalm:
Lord please bless these girls with food, IJN. Amen.

jaybee3:
LWKMD

What a retàrd!

striktlymi:
The thrash people take...

jaybee3:
Is it my turn this year?

jaybee3:
Who go come by my Val wey everybody don share chica finish for this thread

TochiPhotos:
The funding idea? That's what most of our Instagram users suggested and since most of them are not based in Nigeria, it would be easier for those who want to donate to easily do so.
We won't able to raise funds for everyone except special cases like the mama and the lady her shop got burnt. A lot of people wanted to help but here was no means, I didn't think about that when I started. I went to check up on 2 of them and to God be the glory, the lady is back on her feet and is slowly rebuilding. It's the mama we want to raise funds for and have the account ready for any future occurrence. I want someone we trust on here cause I don't want to be part of handling the funds. I'll just go out and share the stories and hopefully we would have another volunteer from here based in Nigeria to work hand in hand with the person operating the funding account abroad and would be responsible for taking the money after any funding campaign and make sure it's used for the intended purpose.

Hi Ujsizzle, biko I mentioned you earlier, don't know if you saw it? Please can you recommend anyone? Thank you.

Tallesty1:
Yea

Enegod:
[color=grey]The BIGGEST MISTAKE is doing a lot of things IN THE BEGINNING to get the girl then once you get her, you stop doing what attracted her to you in the first place.
Then once her behavior changes or she seems to be acting weird, the guy starts
scratching his head wondering what HER problem is.

Getting a woman isn't like fishing. When you go fishing, you use bait. Well, once you catch the fish, you NO LONGER NEED the bait.

In dating, you CAN'T do that. Whatever you used in the beginning to get the relationship started needs to be used to MAINTAIN the relationship. If not, the women will "feel" like something is
missing, she'll feel that something is "different", but won't know what it is, and
that "missing feeling" will either make her lose interest or cheat..[/color]

Tallesty1:
Me-thinks the NO1 mistake we make in relationship is falling in love

Seun:
Telling her it's just a dog is a dumb thing to do. Instead of that, you should comfort her. In memory of the dead dog. All night long. That is all.

jaybee3:
They are actually trying to frustrate Jega and in turn back him into a corner where the only way forward is resignation.

Wrong time to plan a trip to naija

SMH

vonn:
My Igbo teacher..... 'IHE NLELE'

Another Igbo teacher.... 'Ten Marks'
(She pronounces the 'm' in 'marks' with this thick Igbo accent)

Another G & C teacher..... 'Pregnant ape'
(If she sees ur zip down or unhooked skirt, she calls u pregnant ape)

Geography teacher.......'Omo'
(From his initials)

CRS teacher........ 'Old school'
(Old fashioned dressings)

Another teacher....... 'No Movement'
(Hates the slightest movement during night prep)

VP........ 'Mr Ogbomosho'
(Many of us then thought that was his real name)

VP(female)........ 'Swagger'
(She once wore swagger pants to assembly)

Economics teacher........ 'Birrions of dorrars'
(She can gbaguan shaa)

Economics teacher....... 'Five textbooks'
(She likes to think she's more than 5 textbooks, with God oo)

Physics lab attendant...... 'Onu ntu'

Mr Brown........ Almost all his clothes are brown in colour

'Baminda'........ Chemistry teacher

A physics corp member we had then......... 'Dagger Master'
(His own gbaguan no be here)

ETC

I REP FGGC ONITSHA!

jaybee3:
Did you respond to mine?