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Awesome tips! I can't remember how many times I've been insulted and threatened because Antispambot banned someone

Seriously if you're going to complain about a ban, at least express yourself with a bit of respect. You're a human being not an animal ni Honestly I don't feel the need to unban anyone who comes with insults.

Richiy:
Ujsizzle, by the power invested in me since the day I read your dairy, show forth and reveal to us the Nairalander(s).

Only three?
I've met more than three na


P.S I still have a girl crush on Oga Naptu2. Don't tell him please

Mondisweets:
Even his family was involved a normal woman would be of the reasonable belief that he really is being genuine, unless you were expecting her to stalk him when he is out and about... Hire a private investigator she may not be able to afford or go ask ifa

Only God knows where all the desparation and greed ideas came from.
Do you always stalk or psychoanalyse everyone you date?

The emboldened had me in stitches Doesn't seem like such a bad idea though....hmmmm.....

Richiy:
I should probably adopt the second one too. Mine is to stay focused as I can get sidetracked easily

Pretty decent. Figured out why you get sidetracked yet?

Richiy:
There is always room for improvement

Hapy new year to yu love. How many resolutions did you make?

Just two: Be thankful. Stay happy no matter what.

Richiy:
There is always room for improvement

Hapy new year to yu love. How many resolutions did you make?

Just two: Be thankful. Stay happy no matter what.

Amen. May God help us to keep our bodies pure and Holy, and live blameless in his sight.

Best list to grace the front page this year.
Hopefully some guys will aspire to be better men to their women or prospective women.


Richiy, Happy nee year

jaybee3:
Let's just conclude i'm still in a sober mood jare...
Jay Dee been making awon bois misyarn from the turn of the century

I wanted to write *Awon" instead of *Us*

Uh huh someone's been popping

Okay nice save, I forgive you

Don't mean to be such a killjoy, but 2 and 5 is pretty stupid. Let's not even talk about the others.

It's stereotypical talks like this that makes it difficult for women to freely give compliments to men.

jaybee3:
For guys only!

no come spoil show for us hunters abegi

Booboo you still dey hunt? Nawa oo and here I was thinking you hung your boots after shooting me


My God is watching you in HD.

What a list!!

No.7 (stalking diaries) is actually funny. OP it's like you've not seen people who are sharpening their fictional story telling skills eh?

tooltip:
A facade for sure!, in as much as your writings are assertive, me thinks you are not as oldschool as you want me to believe, lol ....sending a PM now cos adonbelieve it

Happy new year people
My primary crush was a beautiful girl who every dude wanted to be with..she was almost worshipped because she was beautiful and too brainy(carted away most of the prizes in school).
I adored her, and would talk about her at home, up to the point when my siblings started teasing me about her.

Sometime in primary 2 ,we started seating on the same desk but some class tatafoos reported to Mr ogbonna a stern deeper life fine art teacher that I and chioma were holding hands under the desk and committing adultery.

Teacher carried the Adultery case on his head oh

We were just innocently holding hands.....but we were asked to call our parents the next day...


Thank God for my parents who gave the freaky teacher a piece of their mind !, But the scandal stuck. She's a vet doctor now and we talk often

Funny. If you or anyone can make anything out of what I write, it isn't because I'm consciously aiming for that.

Happy new year to you too

emusmith:
You sounded so mature, firm and stern even as a child, lol...I have seen some kids like that though... wow...fear go catch the guy!

Lol afraid catch am for sure


And err you just called me firm and stern as an adult. It definitely did not go unnoticed

We always sat together in every academic session
When I was in primary 5, I took my bag to the seat beside his and he said,
"People will soon start calling us husband and wife again."

My response? "So what?"

The madness on BBM is the reason I uninstalled the darn thing

jauntty:
Selling one's daughter into servitude in any form and for any reason is cruel, inhumane and harsh. I understand the dad was desperate but he should have explore other alternatives. This act cannot be justifiable in any guise. I sympathize with the innocent girl.

Sorry o, how is this any different from giving out one's daughter as a maid in exchange for putting her through school?

he recalled the day he ‘sold’ her daughter into servitude.

Seriously Punch?

Brandnew2:
Is the sex part necessary?

Shouldn't be, but based on the very first sentence of the OP (which happens to be the summation of everything he's written) it is.

Oh I don't know. Why do I feel like the major problem is that you gave her 6k she's refused to pay back, and you haven't had sex with her?

jaybee3:
I don't give 2 bleeps since beauty has nothing to do with good governance

You're back

If you are committed to waiting until you’re married to have sex, there are many valid reasons to set boundaries on your physical relationship, but the fear of accidentally having sex shouldn’t be one of them.

This had me cackling