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Celebrities › Re: Muna Obiekwe Dies Of Kidney Failure by UjSizzle(f): 9:47pm On Jan 18, 2015

Dear God

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Webmasters › Re: Blogging Advice For Beginners by UjSizzle(op): 6:13pm On Jan 18, 2015

@Ritzybabs and Portable86

How about you both take a cursory look at your blogs, and tell me what you think might be wrong. I need you to ask specific questions eg Is it too colourful? Are my widgets properly displayed? Do you think so and so should be moved to so and so? Is the site clustered? Etc.

I don't 'rate' sites, so please don't send me to your blog for that purpose. If you want help, then specify the kind you need.

Thanks.

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Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 6:08pm On Jan 18, 2015

Tochiphotos,

How do you get these people to talk to you about their lives?

And maybe you should consider contacting Brandon (HONY) so you two can partner. This could become some major international ish ya know, and partnership makes that happen faster.
**Just a suggestion

Good job. And I'm still tripping for that camera biko (what's the cost?)

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Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2015

Hah! So we've been showering with local mosquito nets all along undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by UjSizzle(f): 12:55pm On Jan 18, 2015

If said pastor can give me at least TWO scriptural references to back up each point (including the obvious) then I shall endeavor to keep them.

Meanwhile the OP and the other one that calls himself Emmy-something are really obsessed with women undecided

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Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 11:57am On Jan 18, 2015

Feraz:
Try reading this and also this. Basically, the person said something about uninstalling the apps showing that and downloading the latest.

Mspee!! I see you

Thank you. I tried uninstalling the app. Now installing again is giving me a new error code: 8000405 undecided

Is something wrong with WP store? sad

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Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 7:25am On Jan 18, 2015

Guys, help please. Been trying to update my apps but I keep receiving an error message with this code: c101a7d1
Any idea what it means?

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Webmasters › Re: Blogging Advice For Beginners by UjSizzle(op): 5:55am On Jan 17, 2015

olurayshy:
UjSizzle pls bros help i really want to be a blogger but dnt know anything to go about it

Funny. That's the point of this thread. You should go read it again if you haven't.

9jaBloke:
This is epic @ujsizzle...& to think it's original. You sure have a way with words. I visit your blog & i can't get enough of your writing.

Thanks hun kiss

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Politics › Re: Coca-cola Company Mocking APC And PDP ( Picture) by UjSizzle(f): 7:42pm On Jan 16, 2015

Awww sharing happiness wherever kiss

#TeamCocaCola

OP Is this how people mock in your village? undecided

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Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by UjSizzle(f): 4:49pm On Jan 16, 2015

Laykorn, I really dislike meaningless tags undecided

First off, there's no point playing with semantics. I read your opening post and was addressing everyone trying to draw a parallel between science and arts.
They are both important. No 'could' 'would' maybe' or 'is' involved. Just two different yet similar fields where one draws inspiration from another. Period.

Now please save me the multiple, irrelevant mentions

Your message was received at the first try.

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Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 9:36am On Jan 16, 2015

Truckpusher:
I see ,hustling dont stop o unto say one mallam say him go stabilize crude oil price.

You still dey house ? Time no dey again o...

Auction dey town sha.......we fit auction you to one abokki.
Before I forgot ,how much for a drop?

Yeye boy. Wetin abokki wan use me do...i resemble malu? tongue

The sister is hustling ni.

Make we dey watch the mallam sha. But the man be like Yar'adua undecided

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Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 9:26am On Jan 16, 2015

Truckpusher:
Eh! My sister that wouldn't let me fly .

How market?

Hehehehe

Market dey sell well jare. How's the hustle and truck pushing business?

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Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 9:15am On Jan 16, 2015

Truckpusher:
If my caracta and ujsizzle aren't captured in these photos, it then means that this project haven't started yet.

Lmao!!!

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Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by UjSizzle(f): 8:40am On Jan 16, 2015

It's called "balance".

Nothing entirely survives without the other.

So maybe we could stop trying to find how things differ from one another, and start discovering how each thread is woven into this beautiful tapestry we call life?

Poetry/Art of any form gives succour to the soul. It gives everything it touches a burst of colour, and we do thrive in beauty.
Science gives meaning to life, and makes it darn well easier to live. It's comfort, breakthrough, and less worry.

Without art there would be no true enjoyment of science.
Without science there'd be little incentive to create art.

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Family › Re: Real Friends Or Disguised Foes? Re-evaluating Your Friendships by UjSizzle(f): 8:26am On Jan 16, 2015

Better to be alone than with people who break your spirit and make you feel less than human.

But I agree relationships are necessary--positive ones with like-minded people who motivate you to achieve more even when you can't see it.

There are also the class of people who could be helpful (I like useful better) in getting things done. They're like oil for a rusty machine. I suppose we could call them acquaintances, right? They turn out to be the instruments God use to make those miracles happen.

I'm just saying it pays to be nice to people irrespective of what usefulness you can find at the moment. But spend little time with those who have nothing to offer but a slow death for hope.

**Nice thread OP

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Romance › Re: Ladies; Before You Finally Give Up On That Relationship. by UjSizzle(f): 4:05pm On Jan 15, 2015

herald9:
have you checked out ujsizzle's pathonwater.... ah bet you'll not leave without trying to chew them words...

Lol una sabi hype pesin for nl eh grin

Thank you

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Romance › Re: Ladies; Before You Finally Give Up On That Relationship. by UjSizzle(f): 3:37pm On Jan 15, 2015

Mynd44:
The "blondes" are at it again.

As usual, not well thought up and colossally flawed

Bia Mynd go and drink Fanta biko.

If it's flawed, state your argument na.... angry

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Sports › Re: The Truth About The Early 1900s Nigeria Vs India Match (1 - 99)!!! (photo) by UjSizzle(f): 7:22am On Jan 15, 2015

You do realise saying this is akin to telling a child that Santa and the tooth fairy don't exist, right? angry

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Travel › Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 9:46pm On Jan 13, 2015

Biko what camera are you using? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by UjSizzle(f): 3:44pm On Jan 13, 2015

jaybee3:
UJsizzle

I've showered you with kisses all my life kiss

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Romance › Re: 5 Qualities That Melt Ladies Heart. by UjSizzle(f): 11:03pm On Jan 12, 2015

papawemba:
Nwanyi Anambra. Igbo kwenu....

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Romance › Re: 5 Qualities That Melt Ladies Heart. by UjSizzle(f): 9:52pm On Jan 12, 2015

What's the obsession with getting women with all your 'wonderful' qualities please?
Are you people done making money, or there's no hope for that again? undecided

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Politics › Re: Is GEJ A Coward? by UjSizzle(f): 9:49pm On Jan 12, 2015

jaybee3:
No doubt!

I'm ashamed to call him my president

He looks like a clown, acts like a clown and won't bloody resign knowing fully well that the seat is damn too much for him

Oga suffry! Na my bros you dey yab like dis o tongue

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Politics › Re: Is GEJ A Coward? by UjSizzle(f): 9:39pm On Jan 12, 2015

Well, I'm not one to dabble in political matters at all, but since you asked, I don't trust GEJ. I don't trust Buhari either.
I understand the country is looking for change, but are we really going to sacrifice our votes for this? Two people from not so different pots using a country to play fvcking chess?!

Honestly if INEC hadn't chosen to disenfranchise me, I'd cast my vote for an obscure party with an obscure candidate.

I'm not interested in debating who's a better evil than the other. If we don't want evil then for godsake go out and get rid of them both.

Two third majority from all 36 states, right? undecided

We keep acting like there's no third option.

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Romance › Re: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by UjSizzle(f): 4:47pm On Jan 12, 2015

You're normal biko. Everyone else is just abnormal.

Family › Re: He Has Changed.. Almost Completely by UjSizzle(f): 4:44pm On Jan 12, 2015

freecocoa:
Even if OP is the one with all the faults, why did this man have to accept it all those years only to cry divorce now? People just like putting themselves in trouble sha, mschew.

My thoughts exactly. Very deceptive.

Family › Re: Alarming Baby Care Lesson From Grandma by UjSizzle(f): 3:35pm On Jan 12, 2015

Sounds like circumcision to me sad

Story made me cringe mehn

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