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Odunharry: i notice how cool u guys are online....esp on same thread

lol we argue on the same thread That's cool?

dlex21: Pishurs na... Besides we have chatted well b4...can't remember the platform though...

Is it nimbus *thinking*
Which other platform have u used in the past Ms incredible

Sheesh you know me well

I've used A LOT! Doubt i remember most of them sef.
I agree and you win. Hmm nawa for social media sha

Clean as you go works for me. Then a general cleaning on Saturdays.
I can't stand clutter and messy environment.

Odunharry: gat few question 4 ya..

First let me ask,wat d sizzle beside ur name Uj?

Secondly,are u in a relatnshp?if No why

thirdly,Are u dating mynd44 or u just gud fwnds?




I think u both will make a good partner.

Sizzle is what it is. My cousin came up with this name because i call him Kaysizzle.

No I'm not. When I figure out why, I'll be sure to fix it and hop into a relationship

I'm not dating Mynd44. We're good friends

Lol thanks. I wonder what he'll think of this.
Pray, why do you think we'll make good partners?

dlex21: Cos I had ur pin and it was obvious u weren't active...and yes I'm a Facebook friend... Where u r also more active

Wouldn't mind ur WhatsApp Num

Oh wow. Funny how we don't know half our fb friends.
How did you know I am the same person on Fb?

Odunharry: Ujsizzle mrning...

Good morning

dlex21: Hehehe... Guess u are not used to it and u have a rather sizable number of contacts... Soo which social network are u more active?? WhatsApp??

Yeah I'm not used to it and Whatsapp does serve me better.

So this is when I ask how you know i don't frequent BBM. Are you an fb friend?

dlex21: Uj sizzle: how come you are so active on NL but a ghost on BBM... Abi no be the same phone you dey use??

BBM bores and bothers me to death. The way messages pop in is alarming, and people expect you to live online
I uninstalled the stuff.

There's this fruit whose seed is used for Ogbono? I think Ugiri is the name. I don't know the English or botanical name.
Smells and tastes terrible

Cucumber. It's just tasteless water

I wouldn't know. I've eaten more chicken than turkey in my life.

Saw it on tv over the weekend, and i must say i was really impressed. The crash scene was a big step up

Odunharry: whch one?

Close Up

Ice, Cucumber, Egg white and Cooked oatmeal also helps.

I use toothpaste though

Hian. I was an English speaking child, and my grandparents were Igbo speaking folks. Neither of us could understand the other
Unless ofcourse you consider 'bia' and 'kedu' fairytales



Ok. I remember one Christmas when we visited the village. I was sitting at the backyard with my grandma and she kept talking and talking and talking; me i was in siddon look mode.
Then my aunt came out and asked her what she was doing and she said, "I'm just talking to Uju". The woman laughed eh, "How can you be talking to someone who doesn't know what you're saying"

Anyway I learnt Igbo by force, but the woman was dead before I could have an actual conversation with her. God rest her soul

Caracta: Like the title of the diaries?

Crazy gehl
Title ko

Lol

Poor kid. It's quite unfortunate you're Nigerian and have to live with the terrible legacy your predecessors left behind.

And Candygosh wins

Since we're trying to make some sense of this last season, can someone explain what Derek meant by he was evolving, and why won't Kate be able to evolve too?

Why is he alive after we watched him (sadly) die?

How is it he can suddenly take the form of an actual wolf like his mother could?

What was that thing Chris (my teen wolf crush) shut Kate with; will it succeed in killing her?

Why is Kate the bone woman?

Where did those Bezeekers come from?

How did one get into the school in broad daylight biko? I just wondered how no one saw that thing walking.

That will be all for now

Candygosh ngwanu


If there's anything I have learned from this series, it's the expression "regression to the mean", meaning that things always find a way to balance itself out.

labakeJ: The only thing I'll say is

Ah love her shoes ah don't care about the rest.

As in eh na the only thing wey my eyes dey look since
Who cares about a ruptured booty when you've got shoes like that

saintneo: brace up avatar fans!
Book Four: Balance (平衡) will start next month ..... Oct 3

Yippeeeee!!

Reminds me of Jesus, the criminals and the cross.

R.I.P to the dead, and speedy recovery to the injured.

Teephar: My lumia 520 fell down the screen is cracked nd its not responding to touch buh the lcd is working...... Please where can i repair it nd how much would it cost.... Anywhere in lagos or abuja

If you're in Lagos, take it to Nokia care. Not sure of the price but I think it's already been discussed earlier on this thread.

daben1: Our ladies of nowadays get attracted to guys with 'six packs'

Unless guys now walk around shirtless, I don't see how a 6 packs will make you attractive at first glance

Kim Kardashian
The dress looks better on her IMO and she fills it just fine.

Mynd44: Before or after his asking her for more spoils things?

Before duh

Jimmyo3: GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling
his
eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no
harm
dude. Just spare me a
few
minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have
to
and leave immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you. BOY:
only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever I
see you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am
not
sobber and am
staggering?
That simply proves that
am
drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see
am
busy? (drawing patterns
on
The ground using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is
like
Al Quaeda terrorists
cause it has just captured
The
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance
to
invest in your heart
business and you will
see
The profits through my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just
the
same. You Just want to
use
me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to show
you true love that can
never
even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think
about
it then I will reply you
later. GIRL: Okay
handsome, take
as much time as you
want.
Whatever your decision
is, I
will respect it but please
say
Yes.
QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do
the
'toasting' and we The
boys
do the 'blushing' or is it
just
wishful dreaming?

Please wake up