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HealthRe: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by UjSizzle(f): 10:44am On Sep 09, 2014
Awesome! I do 6 a lot smiley
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 10:20am On Sep 09, 2014
MuhdG: Hahahaha I did sth similar.

I freezed tooth paste a milo and called it chocolate ice cream
Hah! Nna your own pass o grin
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 8:48am On Sep 09, 2014
experimentist: lol, gud mawnin.. have u brush ur teeth dis mawnin? Hope u didn't lick d paste off grin
Good morning. Yup and No grin
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 8:23am On Sep 09, 2014
experimentist: lmao! grin

How does it taste with bread? grin
Darned if I remember grin
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 10:03pm On Sep 08, 2014
experimentist: buhahahahaha grin that's real crazy lol.. Wat was u thinking?

Lmao, I dey ok.. I use to lick maclean toothpaste wen moma is trna brush my teeth then.. Na slap she dey tek put me for manual reset huh
I don't know. Flourish gel toothpaste...followed my big bro around like a shadow. We did odd things and got punished together. We'd add cubes of sugar to a cup of water and call it flavored water undecided


Kids still swallow toothpaste a lot. You say 'spit' and show them how to spit. They swallow and then make the spitting noise grin

I locked toothpaste so much that my folks began rationing the paste for us. Mine was the size of a full stop undecided
On the plus side, today I'm very good at conserving toothpaste grin
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 9:49pm On Sep 08, 2014
GoodFaith: U are thinking of loving Phuh over Dhuh
May the Lord help U
Amen cheesy
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2014
experimentist: grincry

My shericoco cheesy how u dey?
I ate my bread with toothpaste; lots of toothpaste embarassed


I'm doing good. Trust you are too smiley
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 9:28pm On Sep 08, 2014
ibangs: Wow! Childhood was really fun. Maybe you weren't curious enough to try find out things yourself. In my opinion i think you miss. wink
Sweetheart, children who aren't curious don't get plagued with canes on their backside.


Read my post again.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 7:12pm On Sep 08, 2014
1ord: You can pretend i have a gina
I'm too old to play pretend undecided
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2014
Kinkybraids: I cant resist... I love debates cheesy . I feel like yes she could be a lady in the context which you described but I strongly believe a young girl does not have the maturity to be a lady. Its not expected of her. I stand by my statement about girls being playful and immature by nature ...I dont need to be taught this, one can see it from observation.
At what age does a person cease being a girl?
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 4:12pm On Sep 08, 2014
I have no idea. Didn't think anything I did hilarious; bet my folks didn't either, else no one would have taken a cane to my backside every now and then.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 4:03pm On Sep 08, 2014
3cycle: Yeah but I have passed that stage biko
Anozim level lady doh
If you insist smiley
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 4:01pm On Sep 08, 2014
Kinkybraids: Never grin a girl is small, immature and very young. A lady is a certain class of woman who carries her self with class and commands respect. So with that said not every woman can be a lady.
A girl is a young female.
A woman is an adult female.
A lady is a refined female.
A lady could be a girl or a woman.

Don't know who taught you girls were all 'small, playful and immature'. If you think girls cannot be ladies, go ask the British monarchs if their young females aren't taught to be ladies undecided



Please don't argue this, we could spend all day here.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 3:51pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tallesty1: lolest.
I work online and offline.



Buy water-melon.
You wanna spend the next couple of hours peeing? Weather's too cool for melons.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 3:27pm On Sep 08, 2014
3cycle: Girlhuh I'm a lady sir undecided
A lady can be a girl undecided
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 3:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
Beync: been around, usually visit politics and health sect. Oldies are gradually fading away frm romance section. Howdy? Good to see ya
Time isn't stagnant bebe.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 3:13pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tallesty1: Envying your already.


Mine is dry and boring.
Is that why you're spending working hours on NL? tongue

Heading home.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 2:42pm On Sep 08, 2014
Beync: hello Uju longest.
Hey bebe cheesy
Where u been?
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 2:20pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tallesty1: lols.
Don't mind me.




Hope ur monday is not like mine?
Depends on what your Monday is like. Mine's great. Left my bed without grumbling grin
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 2:11pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tallesty1: No oooo. I didn't say that.


You gave two reasons and I replied the first one which is you being picky.

Most picky people do not know what they want.

They have unrealistic wants and needs in a partner, some things that even the gods cannot give. Some of them often want qualities that they are unable to give. Some want a man that is giving and unselfish but they themselves are self centered and too immature to appreciate a giving man.

Relationship should be balanced, if you can't give what you want then the probability of you getting what you want is very low.
Hmmm truer words have never been spoken.



Your siggy is funny
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 2:10pm On Sep 08, 2014
McWhillion: Don't mind me dear, was just pulling your legs wink
I know
EducationRe: Ladies That Are Beautiful And Intelligent Should Be Respected by UjSizzle(f): 1:49pm On Sep 08, 2014
jaybee3: Yes Prof!
wink
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 1:47pm On Sep 08, 2014
McWhillion: grin Like I don't know, like one Gina and two Tittíes are not enough, greedy girl.....
I was born this way kiss
TV/MoviesRe: Whats Your Best Television series ever by UjSizzle(f): 1:45pm On Sep 08, 2014
Very amusing grin
EducationRe: Ladies That Are Beautiful And Intelligent Should Be Respected by UjSizzle(f): 1:36pm On Sep 08, 2014
jaybee3: Do the embolden come easy?
Yup. Just practice self discipline (which everyone should aspire for) and all things good will come your way cheesy
It's just a change of lifestyle. No extra efforts needed and improves your overall lifespan and productivity.

Sounds perfect
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 1:34pm On Sep 08, 2014
jaybee3: The beginning of the end

That's how it starts so make i begin fire burn all 'em evil thoughts cheesy cheesy cheesy
Burn what? Women will give me less headache than men would, plus I'd understand when she's just being a hormonal biaatch as opposed to whatever the hell is going on in a guy's head undecided
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 1:32pm On Sep 08, 2014
McWhillion: Two Ginas will make the relationship boring, don't you like variety?
Dude, that's why it's called a lesbo relationship. Come with Gina and Titty or don't come at all angry
EducationRe: Ladies That Are Beautiful And Intelligent Should Be Respected by UjSizzle(f): 1:30pm On Sep 08, 2014
jaybee3: How do you maintain that your perfect shape?
Perfect? I blusheth grin

Eat well. Aim to stay fit.
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 1:25pm On Sep 08, 2014
jaybee3: blood of Jesus

I rebuke the evil spirit

I fire burn all the agents of evil
grin Relax darling. It's just a woman, not hell
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by UjSizzle(f): 1:23pm On Sep 08, 2014
McWhillion: Wow, I'm a lesbian too, when do we kick off.
You have a Gina too? undecided

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