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ayukdaboss: Of course by a guy. Or do girls friendzone girls too?

Uh huh
Guy there's a whole thread dedicated to friend zones on the home page.

ayukdaboss: Have you been friendzoned before?

By a guy? Yes. Sucked real bad but i liked him any way so i liked my butt and stayed his friend.
I think he likes me now though

Ceasar1: Bro, Is there something you ain't telling us like you've bad breath, or something. Six years is a long time.

Be nice

watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Help me i can't stop lmao


On a serious note though, some friend zoned guys actually start to get more appealing when they stop obsessing. Oh wait, that only works if you were never fully friend zoned

crackhaus: That was a deliberate statement to Lorretta...Feminists don't like hearing that a man is using a woman as a biological chamber for birthing purposes only.

Ah yes. My aunt told me that once when i was 16 and crushing on my neighbour. I think her exact words were, "No man truly loves a woman. But for the need to have legitimate children, men won't even bother with marriage".

JoeCutie: If I invite you come my own side nko?

For what na? Craze dey worry me for head

Oahray: IPO. Girls that can see love even where there's none?

lol

MissMeiya: If she wasn't aware he has only himself to blame.

But I think girls tend to be more perceptive than guys in that sense.

Perception and talk no be the same na. What if her perception is off? I've had a guy accuse me of pulling back because I thought he was acting all nice and chummy because he was in love with me. Turned out dude just liked me and even had a babe he was eyeing sef

JoeCutie: You see what I'm saying... Cake (Mama Nkechi's Vanilla oo, not even chocolate) + Movie (Na Nollywood oo) + a hug (Jehovah Witness' kinda hug oo) for 17hrs? Oh nooo

But babe oo, if I drive 17hrs come see you, na only hug you go gimme?

I no go even let you waka day main waka sef.
We go find middle ground meet, or assure me say no be only me you waka come see. I no fit shout abeg

Sagamite: Is anything wrong with allowing a man you love enjoy himself by boning any girl he really wants to?

So friendzones are applicable to guys who are in love with you and yet you keep as friends(abi pets )
OK
What if she hasn't been aware of this love? It'll be quite unfair to accuse her of friend zoning you na

Much ado about friendzones

But haba you can't date/fvck every woman you meet na. Wetin dey worry una sef?

JoeCutie: Just a hug after a 17hrs drive in this our Nigerian road? Chai! Uj you sef reason am na... E good?

E wan kiss am before
You sef reason am. Why guy go dey reason say every babe na straffing material na?

But this is funny sha. Cake + Movie + 17hrs drive hahahahaha

Hehehe such delightful threads on fp today

Hehehe he probably had sex with her in error too
Rotten world.

An epistle, seriously

I still believe it will be a better idea to bring the Bible at the very beginning. For all we know people interpret the word differently, and that difference is the reason we have so many factions in Christianity today. We all disagree to agree.
Introducing it at the end subjects us to your own interpretation of things like you are the grand authority in religious affairs. I don't see how anyone is likely to let what we discuss here affect their life if we can't dissect he scriptures alongside the secular topics.

A propose a change seriously. It's Christian-Secular-Bible talk. Let's include the last part.

Let every person pbe subject to the governing authorities. For qthere is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God.2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment.3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you rwill receive his approval,4 for she is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, tan avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer.5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also ufor the sake of conscience.6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing.7 vPay to all what is owed to them: taxes to whom taxes are owed, revenue to whom revenue is owed, respect to whom respect is owed, honor to whom honor is owed.

Short attention disorder. I told you before the hurricane hit NL that the people here--from my observations--don't work well with timetables. We're more the drop-a-bomb kinda people and let's see how far the explosion will go. Timetables......boredom.

Besides, if you do want to keep this flowing then you have to constantly add more fuel to the fire for some time--which isn't happening--so when you decide to sit back, no one will notice you haven't been there for a while now.
What I'm trying to say is, stop disappearing from this thread only to pop up to add a conclusion, or start off a new topic. It's your brainchild, who in the world did you think was going to shoulder it at this early stage?

About the other topic, I said I understood why he felt the way he did seeing as the authorities are today, and not that I had any solution.
Let me suggest you introduced a Bible passage we can work with since that's the authority here, and everyone can say what they understood from it and how to work around it while maintaining our earthly sanity.

kulyie: Or eforiro

with eba

Invite me to that pot of soup?


@topic
Green vegetables will do. Just steam with fresh tomatoes, onions and eggs if you desire..and bit of vegetable oil.


You suppose don chop this rice by now, abi e dey your pot after 3days?

Spices.

Xp17
I can't help that you misunderstood my post, and that you're getting displeased over nothing. Danhumprey bothered to ask exactly what it was I was deleting and I clarified. You saw the explanation and still chose to stick to your own conclusions, that's your business of course.
Questions don't hurt nobody.

In other news, I believe i am allowed to delete any mail i don't have plans of revisiting in the future from my mail box.
I have every right to disregard whichever mail I so choose.
And I sure as hell can reply and ask the sender not to contact me again(haven't pursued this option though ) if i want to, or pursue further conversation if i so desire. It's your mailbox to do whatsoever you choose with it hian!!
Of course as always everyone is free to desist from using the 'mail user' option

I have always asked that a person makes his/her presence known online first before sending me a "let's be pals" mail. If a totally strange moniker sends a mail like that, i don't reply...sorry. Same way i won't pause to give any fella who hasn't maintained a reasonable visual presence any attention should he come seeking friendship or whatever. My life. My policy. You don't have to like it.

Next I'll see a mail box etiquette thread somewhere by some pained ignored fella.

Ceasar1: Hi, I'm Sorry. Wasn't intending to invoke all those verbal vomit up there. I'm so Sorry. Was Only kidding sincerely but it went the wrong way.
I'm Sorry Uj.

It's OK
I had to read back to realise Mr. 5Ws-inductive-deductive reasoning was simply taking what you said at face value.
Guess some people can never own up to their folly. Thankfully God still delivers.

xp17: this is my problem with most Nigerians. instead of acknowledging your fault, you try to defend it with a bigger mess. yes, I did perused through your post from different views. I used the 5Ws ,and the inductive and deductive methods, in either ways, they were senseless. what do they teach you guys at school? I guess courtesy is excluded. if you continue this was, your fall would be near.

please don't quote me again.




black folks were better off as slaves

I must say, your deductive and inductive abilities are way off the mark

Pray if my post was senseless from every angle you perused it, how in the world did you reach your conclusion?
Talk about confusion


This isn't even worth the hassle.

xp17: uncivilized mofos.
this is the main reason africans are lagging on information. someone sent you a message, and you deleted it without responding or caring to know why the person sent the message. your microchip brain tells you all guys send messages for sex or because they are idle. metcheee! black people and their pride. metcheew!!


friendship start with a simple hello, incase you are clueless like your president. and it does not hurt getting to know someone. you only ignore if the person is spewing thrash and not sending a harmless pm. you get?






black people were better off as slaves

to Ujsizzle

I wonder if thinking the worst of others make you feel better. There were various ways to read my initial reply and yet you chose this. Says a lot about your person.


I read all my mails. You can bite your tongue now.

Ceasar1:
You don't even read them - straight to the bin.
SMH..

You're kidding right? I'm mandated to read every mail that falls into my box--accidentally otherwise
I just don't remember ever receiving any from you.

Danhumprey: Delete what? The PM notification on your homepage?

Yup

Ceasar1: So you kept none of my Romantic PMs I've been sending you? .

PM first. Delete next.

crackhaus: Temperature just went up one degree, you try well well

*plants kiss on the tip of his nose*
You'll feel better in a moment

crackhaus: Seen.

I'm glad you and I don't have a 'church relationship', meaning I can trust you

Church relationship hah
I don't imagine I can have a kissless relationship with a guy.

crackhaus: Really though.... 'women'

Offer some advice to the sister bebe, I have none.

I have.