₦airaland Forum

JOYCEOUS: There is.....,
in pidgin.

Anuoluwap: Yes, I did that twice. After no changes then I decided to post in the complaints thread.

Ihedinobi: What? I'm just telling the poor guy the truth. You know what happened to the other girls na.

Danhumprey: Well,let's see what I have got.

Ihedinobi: Dan, you know I like you. So I no go lie you. Our divorces are never final o. You see na me be de mitochondrion inside her dna and na she be my heart and spleen. E no possible to asunder inbetween us o. Na heart attack tins o, no be only heartbreak.

#NaMeBeYaBestFriend

Tgirl4real: From my observation, I think women are usually more matured than men of the same age. But, when they get to a certain age, the men catch up and become more matured.

What do you guys think?

debosky: Don't you know it's unclean to eat dogs as per Leviticus 11:27?

I was just teasing.

Danhumprey: I saw this coming. Ain't surprised.

Oahray: lwkm... I forsee another thread like this coming up.

This time, inspired by Uju

Oahray: *sighs*
Ok...
I "didnt just said 'funny thread' "

Danhumprey: Okay,if that's the case,here we go:


Uj darling,would be my one and only sweetheart,who would always be there for me at all time,and I promise to always be there for you,and stand by you in every situation?

Ihedinobi: Chill, girl. Do you realize why you're all upset? It's because you girls like to have your cake and eat it too. You want to have bad-boy fun and still end up with a good guy. Do you think good guus become good by being bad? Let Uj tell you about the movie about a prodigal girl that she saw and I hope that'll be enough.

Let's try an easier example. God is holy and perfect and God loves us who are despicably unholy and imperfect. Yet does He forgive our unholiness and imperfection because He's supposed to? Would it still be Love if it were not free?

Look, I don't care, frankly I don't, if you believe that I'm a nice guy or not. I am what I am. What you believe does nothing to it. What I say does nothing to it. It is not contrary to niceness to call things what they are.

Again, there's a difference between a girl who through no fault of her own got damaged and one who deliberately made a career out of damaging herself. I would never shut the door in the face of a girl like the former. But, a girl who deliberately walks into a type of lifestyle considering me to be a safety net that catches her when she's done with her silliness calculated wrongly. I'm a nice guy, not a fool. I'm only a fool after I fall in love and only the wise kind even then.

Edit: I don't know this story-telling thing y'all are on about. I was a player only briefly. But even when I wasn't, I got girls I liked. The stakes are higher now though.

princesa: okay then... Thank God, our good Lord is a God of all possibility.

If Jim Iyke could get deliverance, who can't?

ITbomb: Call me when you two would need babies , I have assorted twins in my loins.

debosky: Tasty bestie

Anuoluwap: I thought I reported him twice?

princesa: you are a selfish and arrogant lover, putting up high standards that even you can't keep.

You're judgmental and massage you 'I lived a decent life' ego a lot, just because you had a rosy unspoilt life while growing up, doesn't mean you should expect others to.

A long time lover, finally opens up and tell you about her past, you flip out and send her outta ur house. While she goes on her knee praying for God to change ur heart?

You're wicked! Ika ni e! Where is the nice guy attribute you so proclaim in this act? Arrogance and selfishness reek all over you, jeez!

#are you such a story teller offline? Cos that attitude repulses ladies!

Danhumprey: Your wife? Then I beta clear road ooo. Me toast another man's wife? Nah. Not even if there are no virgins around anymore.

Danhumprey: I wasn't asking. You see,no sane guy who is desirous of wooing a gal would be asking her for permission to woo her. I was just joking.

Ihedinobi: Oh, how I'm gonna thank God when I get to Heaven for this head of mine! The horrors it's saved me from! Whew!

Danhumprey: Darling Uj,you gonna give me a 2nd chance to toast you?

Hausa: just like in the case between edmund vs kunle...
I didnt come here to please or make u laugh

aManFromMars: Na ABAtic... Love made in ABA...

Ihedinobi: C'mon, don't be like that. It's just a phase. It'll blow over and then you'll miss me.

What's mushy about my talk anyway?

Hausa: thats not for u to decide

Ishilove: He is hopelessly romantic

Ihedinobi: I'm gonna run for senate. You'll dump me for a girl? I don't believe it. If a nice guy is too tame, how is a girl any better? And why do you agree with her joo? Should one guy pay for all the ruin a girl subjected herself to from other guys? Gaddem! And my claims are on a take-it-or-leave-it basis. Nobody is required to accept them or believe them.

princesa: you don't do used? That's the most hypocritical statement I've ever heard. When girls are not the one bleeping themselves, jeez!


plus stop blowing ur trumpet, let girls like us determine if you're a nice, hot or adventurous dude...enough of you you you already!