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Situations like this make you appreciate Nigeria

Two men did that to me today. They're their great grand fathers reincarnated

I'm used to it, some say they don't shake women but hug them instead. I tell them i don't hug men but shake their hands.

Now i just nod in response to a greeting. No time

***I wonder if they refuse to shake hands with a female employer tho.

rollseye, puking, an actual 'rofl' emoticon

Tayerulz: Most sensible advise! Some teenagers here shouting that she should tell her mum, smh, the whole family will know no peace in this life and the after-life if she dears tell her mum. The best time she could have told her mum was when the intimacy wasn't intense buh she couldn't because she was enjoyin it too, when he was smacking her a$$ and handling her busty b00bs . Not now anymore,things would go haywire!

My dear certain battles cannot be fought alone, and most certainly not one involving man's basal desires. That man lacks self control, keeping her distance alone will not save her. One day he could catch her alone and even molest her. Who's to even say that she'll be able to resist long enough? We are speaking human desires here, emotions, weaknesses...some are stronger than others. She is better off telling her mum. If she can't help n protect her who will?

#000000

ledafaze: All others na PASS

lol . I find restuarants very restrictive...unlez ofcoz it's not just a hangout.

youngds: I think resturant is the only option we are left with, but i prefer taking my date's to club, depending on the way she present herself though......

A first date In a club? hmmm
How do you guys talk over that noise, or you use body language?

The movies, A park, beach, your house

I personally am not so into restuarants.

aManFromMars: My phone... it's been misbehaving of late, just restarts when I'm in the middle of typing a message.. Getting a new one soon though. For now, I'd rather call than text.

Make I call you?

before nko

Fynestboi, 'Xracta' is 'Caracta'. You may want to consider editing your list.

yuzedo: I woud like to start dis roll by makein my first comentary and lingua analogous on fynestboi eglish. mod, bro, ur eglish drain my battry evry day. God!! from 1st page to now ur grammer is lakwabantick!!! and ur d mod bro of dis sectionnn God we give up!!! ok so das my verdict. G10 (F9 is nut enuf cos am vexin) more to come lemme sign checque for my alaba macket inventory. (plis don't hide my poast I mean it in a nice way)

Lmao
*falls from okada*

ledafaze:

Blood of God!!
Maintaining distance from her dad alone won't solve anything, she has to tell her mum about it.

I don't get why girls will relate with their dad like they're still 5yrs old, he's a man for chrissake! Anything can happen, and the devil is quite a disgusting fella

Please mothers should watch father-daughter relationship. Parents should love their children but there is such a thing as over-loving.


I'm disgusted

aManFromMars: Same. Lots of stuff on my hands lately. Hope ur ok.

I'm good. You don't show up on whatsapp anymore

I like T-shirts with weird logos.

Right on the bosom was written "I LIKE BOYS"

"IT'S ALL ABOUT ME"

"YOU'LL KISS MANY FROGS TILL YOU FIND YOUR PRINCE"

"SALT LAKE MEN'S CHOIR"

On the bosom again,
"LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?" *face palm*

"KISS ME"

Caracta: Are you kidding me?

i kid u not.

Caracta: Happy birthday to my birthday mate. LLNP

Okikioluwa, where are you? We are increasing o.

And sweetlemon too. Optimus Prime also

[quote author=Mynd_44]This dude is one of the few people here I actually admire.

HBG bro, I wanna be like you when I grow[/quote]HBG I smell loooove in d air

aManFromMars:
Yay. Been a while.

Been busy n bored. How are u?

Happy birthday naptu2!! NL encyclopedia
Wishing you many more years, overflowing wisdom and success in all your endeavours. Have a blast, send my cake

aManFromMars: where's uju?

Here

It's purely physical for me

Over 6ft tall, nice chest, well defined muscles(not Iyanya's type oo), flat belly, narrow hips, dark skin(or chocolate), tight buttt, lop-sided grin with nice dentition, mischevious eyes *fans self*

Dayuuum i'm already turned on

Beautiful piece. Beautiful words

Geez some women

You'll have to talk to her notwithstanding the consequences even if the cost is dire.

It's wrong to keep silent about issues that base on immorality. If you believe in God and the repercussion of sin, then you know that turning a blind eye to adultery is wrong and worse still if it's to save your own hide.

Talk to your sister, let her know her actions are shameful and Pray to God she listens to you.

My ex could kiss so good u'll wanna spend eternity on those lips. I miss his lips

Say hi, lil small talk n move on

I'm not an immediate past corp member but i'll say anyway.

My jungle boot was booked by a villager(farmer) before hand, so i naturally passed it down.

My crested vest is still somewhere in my box looking fresh.

My khaki jacket subbed as a cardigan for a while before it finally shrunk to and I have no idea where the trouser is

My socks went to charity. She was very happy

yuzedo: Rof!!!
Dennis na my guy from way back o! Decided to watch the show for 30mins cos of him, na so I see dat f_ck up. Chai! The laugh wey man laugh today no get part 2.. HILARIOUS!!!

Azin eh. A whole Dennis!! If i were his team mates eh i'll tease him to death