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Hezron i wish your mum a quick recovery, and pray God gives u the strength to pass through this *hugs*

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Don't dare put obinoscopy and uj_sizzle together as judges in the same competition! its against all laws visible and invisible!!! Unless you want to turn your show into a wooing competition.









[/quote]lol Mazi wetin na

[quote author=Mynd_44]All these with how much airtime? You wan wreck the guy?[/quote]It doesn't have to happen at once na. I just supplied pointers for discussions shikena. Btw call rates are cheap now, and guys enjoy talking to girls they are interested in for long periods.

Dygeasy: You Mean You Did All Of The Above 12?

Call her and ask how her day was. Don't even settle for a 'fine', ask for details.
Girls can be chatterboxes once they get attention. Just say you like listening to her talk, and she'll provide every topic yoj need to discuss about.
You know there is such a thing as digressing

Here for example..
She talks about her dress, and you ask if she'd like to go into the fashion industry someday. Her fav designers, and yours can be discussed.

She brings up her family, and you ask what growing up was like. Friends, nutty things she did as a kid. Where she wished she lived, dream vacation spots etc.

If she talks about trouble on the road getting to her destination, then you can discuss Nigeria n corruption...This topic can never be exhausted. Throw in America, UK and even Ghana into the convo.

Food? You can go all local and continental dishes.

Geez there are a zillion things to discuss just relax, picture her like you are together again like the first time you met and let things flow naturally

So that's why he broke up with me

I'm 26 and proud of it

Fynestboi, if you're going to send me a mail i suggest you don't use NL PM. Go check your mailbox and reply from there.
We're both mods, the direct PM won't work unless we're following each other.
Suffice to say you'll have to resend the original mail again.

[quote author=y-fo]i was the one that requested a strict no-dimples policy on my cheeks so...

regarding being an o.b.o...that one na private matter jor[/quote]hmph like u had any say in the formationof your face


biko tell me if u're an o.b.o

I've complained about my body a zillion and one times

Hmm impressive






btw the car to the right looks real sexxy

[quote author=y-fo]girls and dimples sha

no wonder davido is such a hit with the ladies...



being "omobabalowo" doesn't hurt either [/quote]e be like say u no get dimples

Davido's is very endearing sha, even tho hin music no tap.

Shey u be O.B.O?

MTN porting advert with Saka was really funny.

Glo advert with Burna boy and that boy trying to get a girl..hilarious

Linqsz: I for like kiss yuh for this comment oh!
u said my mind joor!.

njokusboy: If u don't watch movies at all especially American movies, I'd spare you. But if u watch movies and still had the guts to type this, then I tink u re being too sentimental and irrational.... This is a complete fallacy... Too onesided as many of the arguments against BBA..

Movies are different depending on what you choose to watch.
The casts get paid cos it's either a full time or part time job.
Most movies tell a true story. For those who can't paint a vivid image of past events, a movie helps.
Some of them are satirical, exposing the ills of the society.I bet didn't know that the movie 'The Hills Have Eyes' was one such movie, or that even the very recent 'Now You See Me' have a very different message they're passing that isn't so visible without proper scrutiny.
Some of them have moral lessons to teach both children and adults out being a really good means to spend family time

I couldgo on and on. You just can't compare movies which have plots and stories that have been thought out to tell, with Reality TV shows that have people living their lives(without a censor on participants) all with one aim of winning the prize.

njokusboy: Nairaland has a se'xua'lity section... U can see anything u want, anywhere u want.... I didn't see any unclad lady in this BBA, they don't show dem except in BBAvip... Its so clear now... You have never watched d show before..

oh i tried watching it, and found it excruciatingly boring. Why put myself through torture?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The more I think about a Lagos boy senerading a Lagos girl, the more laugh dey catch me. [/color]

Imagine serenading in Onitsha sef chai. I pity the boy

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ring which police? Police number dey go? Who get credit to waste on police?

There is nothing a simple "ogbeni, ko oshi e kuro bi" cannot solve. If the lover boy no hear, na the sound of bottle breaking for in head he go hear. . . Truss me. [/color]

wikkid

Kslib you like epistles but you tried

Nairaland can do all those things and more tho plus you don't get to see any nude female.

Linqsz: *rubbing d slapped red eyeballs*
I always skip the channels showing GUS.
cos d 1c I watch dey piss me off!
and maybe I will watch 1 episode soon buh if I dnt like it...u go give me back my wasted time oh!

lol don't worry Dennis will give you a reason to laugh
*gives him eye drop*

Some neighbours will begin to shout 'blood of Jesus, Holy Ghost fire the devil'

Some will pull out their hunting rifles

Others will ring the police.

I wonder how she will even see you through the window. Shey she go tear the mosquito net ni?

OP have you gone to any glo office before to complain in person?

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semid4lyfe: Isn't the solution to this as easy as loading the N250 so your account can be cleared and you're debt free

He doesn't believe he's owing them and doesn't want to 'dash' them his 250naira.