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RomanceRe: Photo Of A Virgin Restoration Kit by UjSizzle(f): 11:23am On Jul 29, 2016
agarawu23:
use the fake blood and bring your pvssy let me try my ignorance on it grin cheesy
Making lewd suggestions doesn't make you smart.

The smart thing would have been to ask what you're ignorant about.
RomanceRe: Photo Of A Virgin Restoration Kit by UjSizzle(f): 8:40am On Jul 29, 2016
agarawu23:
Only dumb guys will fall for this crap.
If she claims virgin, use your finger before using your d!ck undecided
You're just as ignorant as they come.
EducationRe: Turkey Wants Nigeria To Close 17 Schools In Coup Clampdown !!! by UjSizzle(f): 7:50am On Jul 29, 2016
khalhokage:
Instead of closing the schools, the government should demand that they change their names, so that they're no longer affiliated with Turkey.
If those schools are really behind the failed coup, a name change won't stop anything. We've seen worse organisations use various fronts to run illegal activities. What's a name? smiley
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama Congratulates Ike & Uchechi Ibe On Their Wedding(Pix by UjSizzle(f): 8:28pm On Jul 28, 2016
So now we know where you live undecided
CelebritiesRe: ROC Nation Welcomes Tiwa Savage To Record Label [PICS] by UjSizzle(f): 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
Aite.

Music not noise.

Congrats... I think.
RomanceRe: Ladies Come And Pick Your Man (photo) by UjSizzle(f): 4:10pm On Jul 28, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]They'll even marry a chimpanzee with money. . . [/color]
Killz? cheesy
TravelRe: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 7:27pm On Jul 27, 2016
He never came back.
Christianity EtcRe: Tim Lahaye Is Dead by UjSizzle(f): 11:10pm On Jul 25, 2016
Loved Left Behind: The Kids series and Spirit Controlled Temperament. Anyone who's truly read and assimilated the latter book knows it's not just about knowing what you are, but more about how God, through His spirit can make you exactly as He sees you... which is better than any given temperamental label smiley

Rest in peace great man of God. Your legacy will always remain amongst young and old Christians alike.
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay's Outfit To Seyi Law's Concert [PICS] by UjSizzle(f): 9:09pm On Jul 25, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
You can add AdSense to it
Perhaps, but I also happen to like the clean look it's got currently.
Add that to my absolute laziness to write anything. It's a hopeless case. I'm a hopeless AdSense case right now grin
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay's Outfit To Seyi Law's Concert [PICS] by UjSizzle(f): 8:26pm On Jul 25, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
Why don't you have AdSense on your blog
That came out of nowhere grin

It's a WordPress (free) hosted blog.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by UjSizzle(f):
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by UjSizzle(f): 6:22pm On Jul 25, 2016
SmooshCHN:
I love your Creativity kiss
Thank you smiley


Happy birthday. Wish you many fruitful years ahead.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by UjSizzle(f):
My last week submission.
"Door"

CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay's Outfit To Seyi Law's Concert [PICS] by UjSizzle(f): 8:49am On Jul 25, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
Ignorant Nigerians.
They'd be applauding Nicki Minaj or Beyonce if they ever wear this
Weird is weird even if the Queen wears it undecided


I can't even fathom what it looks like. Need to see the back.
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by UjSizzle(f): 10:41pm On Jul 24, 2016
Season 8 will be the finale of Vampire Diaries.

Praise Jesus!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: See What Jehovah Witnesses Go Through When Spreading The Gospel (photos) by UjSizzle(f): 2:49pm On Jul 24, 2016
I really admire these people. For all the mockery they get at people's doors, they've done more to spread the Good News than all other churches (even orthodox churches) combined.
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by UjSizzle(f): 8:33am On Jul 24, 2016
kuuljay:
I started locking my fone when I discovered that sometimes while in the pocket my fone will pick a number dial it and discuss with the person without my knowledge, at a point people were calling me to tell me why I called them and when I checked I find out my fone did the call
How does your phone 'wake up' in your pocket to dial numbers if the screen goes to sleep?
Sure you don't have a faulty phone?
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by UjSizzle(f): 8:32am On Jul 24, 2016
I have a colleague that has every single app on his phone locked. Why na? Something he downloaded from facebook-- 360 lock I think undecided

I've never understood why people lock their devices. Never had a reason to lock mine either. The first time I tried it, the stress of unlocking to every time I want to access my device was enough reason to get rid of the phone protection.

If you don't have skeletons or things you're ashamed of on your phone, please leave the device alone.

Those nosy people who enjoy poking through other people's messages without permission should receive sense. You have serious issues if you have difficulties minding your own business.


@OP Very timely info. Hopefully someone will learn something.
PhonesRe: What Song Is Your Current Incoming Call Notification Alert Tone? by UjSizzle(f): 12:23am On Jul 24, 2016
Game of Thrones theme song. The part with the background drum beats. Love it cheesy
RomanceRe: Photos: New Bride Admitted To Hospital After Two-hour Climax by UjSizzle(f): 7:27pm On Jul 23, 2016
Mehn!!! cheesy
BusinessRe: I Spotted A Bottle Of Pepsi On Konga Today by UjSizzle(f): 7:18pm On Jul 23, 2016
It's not even the bottle with 20% extra undecided
FoodRe: Check Out The Food I Just Prepared For The Week (A Nairaland Bachelor) by UjSizzle(f): 6:57pm On Jul 23, 2016
Doxie69:
His first attempt isn't bad, Egusi next?what happened to nsala soup? The nsala soup is less stressful to prepare for beginners
Unless bobo has a mortar and pestle, I don't know/think he's interested in pounding yam as thickner grin.

I think egusi is quite easy for a beginner though.
FoodRe: Check Out The Food I Just Prepared For The Week (A Nairaland Bachelor) by UjSizzle(f): 6:10pm On Jul 23, 2016
Doxie69:
Brother of all soup you prepared okro soup that one is too easy just like someone saying he cooked white yam.

Next time prepare bitter leaf or Ora soup your life will change
First time cooking. He needs to get the basic soups first before graduating to our mama of soups cheesy


Egusi next grin
FoodRe: Check Out The Food I Just Prepared For The Week (A Nairaland Bachelor) by UjSizzle(f): 6:04pm On Jul 23, 2016
Good attempt smiley

It does look like you let your vegetable stay in the heat too long. Your leaf is too dark and probably softer than it should be right now.
No longer than a minute once it goes into the pot next time.

Well done smiley
WebmastersRe: How To Remove All Unwanted Facebook Groups At Once by UjSizzle(f): 7:15am On Jul 23, 2016
Thanks jare.

How do you group-block Facebook friends who keep adding you to useless groups? angry
RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Friend About His Loyal Girlfriend? by UjSizzle(f): 9:03am On Jul 22, 2016
chocolateme:
Ok.. is it that she begged you not to tell your friend with promises to break out the relationship she just started with the guy or not to tell your friend while she continues to enjoy the new guy?which one? Because ndi igbo si na "ekwue anughi na egbu umuazi but na ahu ekwughi na egbu okenye"
Call her to attention, give her options to either forget your friend now and continue with the campus guy before things gets messier or forget about campus life, focus on her studies and retain her man..
Let her know that you are not a fool too. Then let your friend know before he spends his life savings on someone that is not worth it. Thats if he is truly your friend. We all know that predators will continue coming for her while in school but she should read a lot about how such relationships ends.



Always me

FTC
CHOCOLATEME
Nwa afo smiley
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo's Letter To His Future Wife by UjSizzle(f): 4:18pm On Jul 21, 2016
MadCow1:
Utter Bollocks..
Oga why you dey vex for the man na? grin

Do you have a marriage manual?
PhonesRe: Which Smartphone Is Best For The Price Range N18,000 - N23,000? by UjSizzle(f): 4:09pm On Jul 21, 2016
jaybolly:
Can you send me your telephone number or contact me to discuss this further? My number is 08122801150
With all the wahala I've heard about Injoo devices, it might not be a good idea to buy one.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 3:21pm On Jul 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Really? I have not been seeing you at the TV thread. What happened? economic meltdown has stymied your movie consumption? shocked



You would have to pay because nothing is free, not even in Free town cheesy

Where's yours then? I hope I won't see musings about how bubu always claims he has malaria two days to February 14 of every year. grin
Been watching the movies still grin

@Musings.
I dump them on the blog (signature)
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 11:58am On Jul 21, 2016
sisqology:
Yeah, I am sure that happened until seun did a database clean up and remove underscores and the likes from usernames.


Still a lil bit mad at y, for figuring me out somewhere and not saying "hi", a runaway darling should'nt do that, so for the services....you know what I will do already
I apologise for that.

I'll send you a mail. We have a lot of catching up to do smiley
CelebritiesRe: Kehinde Bankole Vs Chanel Iman: Who Wore It Better? by UjSizzle(f): 10:46am On Jul 21, 2016
Looks better on Iman.
Flatters her complexion and figure kiss
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by UjSizzle(f): 8:34am On Jul 21, 2016
honorbule:
can this happen?
Ain't Harlequin Desire grin

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