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Politics / Re: Make Kogi, Enugu, Anambra Oil Producing States - Reps Tell FG by ukandi1(m): 7:47am On Mar 10, 2017
loomer:
Wetin the already tagged "oil producing states" wey dey before get to show for such name?

Una just dey find way to dey share money not thinking of the masses. Idiots

Supported
Romance / Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by ukandi1(m): 7:30am On Mar 10, 2017
Op u are so on point. Though not openly admitted, I must confess that as a married man, and holy ghost filled, I have this strong pull to secretly indulge. What holds me back is d unknown.
Why do I feel this strong sexual desire for some lady's?
And why am I so sexually desired by these ladies who know that I am married but are ready to throw caution to d wind and indulge with me ?
We have read d BIBLE and know how GOD frowns at adultery and what awaits them after death, yes we know but then ...... Why do I feel this way ? I don't like it. I know my faithfulness to my wife is seriously challenged. I am a time bomb waiting to explode.
Married men and women here, is this normal or something is just wrong with me .?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dos And Don’ts Of Writing A Cover Letter by ukandi1(m): 7:09am On Mar 10, 2017
All these dos and donts would have been better appreciated if samples of cover letters were attached. After telling us, show us.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Arrested In Obudu, Cross River After Abducting 8-Year-Old Girl (Pics by ukandi1(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2017
Btruth:
One day for the thief has finally come knocking. Well, I hope they will repent after their trip back from prison. angry

That is if they make it back alive. The Nigerian laws stipulates harsh penalties for kidnappers which includes death
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Arrested In Obudu, Cross River After Abducting 8-Year-Old Girl (Pics by ukandi1(m): 8:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
Except the little girl identifies them, forget Nigerian police. They can arrest a passerby and label all charges against u like joke and u are in for it after brandishing false weapons purportedly recovered from u at d time of arrest.

Obudu my roots, may all those tormenting u meet their Waterloo. Amen

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Education / Re: Top 5 Universities With Terrible Postgraduate Programmes by ukandi1(m): 8:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
okonja:
Hari Unimaid Namu shocked, wane iri abun ne wana yanzu?...barin kira Njodi ngiya mishi angry

How are we suppose to read this and understand? Last time I checked, this tongue was not our lingual franca
Education / Re: Top 5 Universities With Terrible Postgraduate Programmes by ukandi1(m): 8:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
UNICAL should have come first. Even some undergraduate programs there after completion in 4yrs, u may have to wait for 3 to 4yrs before u are mobilized for NYSC. why d delay when d candidate had no problem? No answer .
Religion / Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by ukandi1(m): 6:05pm On Mar 05, 2017
As a married man, I have seen this before. It doesn't just fade away by mere reprimands or threats. Better leave d church. Ur salvation was never tied to a particular worship centre. Pls leave d church and never look back.
Had to leave for a lady I found too appealing to me. My wife never knew whybi had to change . asked me one day and I told her it was because of distance. The very lady in question was out to get me . and believe me, I found her very tempting and appealing.

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Car Talk / Re: What could Be The Problem With This Car? - picture by ukandi1(m): 6:56am On Mar 05, 2017
Timing chain
Wrong Engine oil.
These two can cause u a whole lot of similar troubles.
I suspect them. From my experience though
Sports / Re: Olatunbosun Wins CNN Goal Of The Week by ukandi1(m): 8:40am On Mar 04, 2017
Tolulopefinest:
Wow....



This is the type of player arsenal needs to score 5 goals against Bayern

Hahahahahaha.... Bros, I feel ur pain, ur wish, ur passion but sadly ARSENAL has no arsenal to overturn such. Let's hope BAYERN would not improve on d tally by beating us 6...0 this time at d EmiratesEmirates

Teamwengermustgo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 6 Golden Rules Of Writing A Cover Letter by ukandi1(m): 7:52am On Mar 04, 2017
Samples of cover letters pls
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu: "Actress Tried To Rape Me In The Toilet In Enugu" by ukandi1(m): 5:10pm On Mar 01, 2017
sugarbelly:
this man again

Na so oh
Education / Re: Maths Gurus Come In And Crack This Code by ukandi1(m): 10:10pm On Feb 26, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: Would You Buy This Volkswagen? by ukandi1(m): 9:13pm On Feb 24, 2017
This really is cool. Yes I will buy if its affordable. Quite classy and stylish I must admit.

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Car Talk / Re: How Much To Convert Manual Transmission To Automatic Transmission by ukandi1(m): 9:10pm On Feb 24, 2017
Wow.. God is wonderful. I rather convert an automatic transmission to manual than d other way round. Guess its different strokes for different folks. In fact, I detest anything AUTOMATIC transmission
Car Talk / Re: How Much To Convert Manual Transmission To Automatic Transmission by ukandi1(m): 9:08pm On Feb 24, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


it is for the keke wink

Hahahahahahahaha
Foreign Affairs / Re: Xenophobia: Protesters Dispersed By South African Police (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 8:53pm On Feb 24, 2017
Vickiweezy:
This is getting serious. Na to storm MTN office, loot the whole place sure pass lie this now.

Na GAMES and SHOPRITE stores sure pass.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Potential Presidents by ukandi1(m): 7:09am On Feb 22, 2017
EazyMoh:

Edo and Ogun say otherwise.
U forgot to mention d most recent which is ONDO

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Nairaland / General / Re: Long Black Snake Killed In Delta (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 8:23pm On Feb 17, 2017
Gideon20:
and has since been eaten by sharp guys.



Hahahhahahahaha.... Tell us u did not join in d ala carte
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pastor In Houston, US, Stabs His Wife Over Money. Graphic Photos by ukandi1(m): 7:13am On Feb 07, 2017
Why discredit Christianity? Did the man do that cos he is a pastor? Or u are so glad as using that word "pastor" would discredit Christianity to ur admiration? It should simply have been " Nigerian man stabs wife ......bla bla blah. Better stop associating wickedness and foolishness with Christianity.

I have spoken my own.
Religion / Re: When Are christians Permitted to KILL and Can A Christian Be A Soldier? by ukandi1(m): 2:02pm On Feb 05, 2017
HardMirror:

Your examples are not scriptural so all you said are rubbish as far as christianity is concerned.
Show me the scriptures that permits a Christian to kill

His examples are not rubbish. It's ur reasoning that is..

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Romance / Re: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by ukandi1(m): 4:19pm On Feb 04, 2017
ChikaSunday:

How do men manage ladies with water erosion sites like hers?

Hahahaha haha hahahaha........ Chai... U no get good mouth at all........ Chai..... Na wao... So who has d answer?
Romance / Re: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by ukandi1(m): 11:58am On Jan 28, 2017
beycity:
They don't need big casava as the road down there has not been "dualized" unlike yours making it easy for their husbands small casava to satisfy them.

Ewwwwwwwooooooooo...........

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Romance / Re: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by ukandi1(m): 11:56am On Jan 28, 2017
Gten:
Princess Shyngle the right question is how would your husband manage your "erosion site"?

Hahahahahahaha........
Chai.......
Romance / Re: Princess Shyngle: 'How Do Married Ladies Manage Men With Small Cassava' by ukandi1(m): 11:55am On Jan 28, 2017
miqos02:
u mean she has a 12 lanes express down below?
Hahahahahahaha
Politics / Re: See The Seized Helicopters Handed By Customs To The Nigerian Air Force. Photos by ukandi1(m): 9:07pm On Jan 27, 2017
I am struggling to find d truth in this report.
I think its seized on purpose to either spite somebody or a group of people
Religion / Re: Reverend Father Carrying Gun In Church (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 9:05pm On Jan 26, 2017
EastGold:
End time priest


This is what my Bible says:


2 Corinthians 10 : 4: For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds.





Anyways, one can kill for self defence. It is captured in the Nigerian law

Dear this is not a spiritual war. It's physical.
Matthew 11 verse 12..... The kingdom of heaven suffered violence and the violent taketh it by force.
Family / Re: My Ex Or My New Man? by ukandi1(m): 8:56pm On Jan 26, 2017
Two years counting and u are still waiting expecting miracles? When a man is off u, he is off u. It's okay to hope for a resolution but u had better prepare ur mind for d worst.
Better sue for divorce and move on before time runs out on u.
U are just a last resort to him now not a priority and that position is so painful beyond description.
Free him, put ur mind together and move on without looking back. Spit him out of ur mouth and now.
I am not saying d other divorcee is a better option. U may need to look beyond him before u leap. God luk

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Religion / Re: Christians Protest DSS Plan To Arrest Apostle Suleman In Ekiti State(photos) by ukandi1(m): 8:45pm On Jan 25, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
And to make matters worst, Buhari's VP is a pastor occupying VP's seat for occupying sake..

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Religion / Re: Christians Protest DSS Plan To Arrest Apostle Suleman In Ekiti State(photos) by ukandi1(m): 8:41pm On Jan 25, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
VP is a pastor occupying VP's seat for occupying sake..

So on point.

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