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Romance / Re: A Cute Face Or A Curvy Shape, Guys Which Do You Prefer? by ukandi1(m): 4:06am On Jul 31, 2023
The curves separates her from males. Makes me wanna stay forever. The cute face fades away at sunset but curves endures forever. Curves awakens the male hormones in me to surge. Curves all the way

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TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Watch 3 Times But You Still Feel Like Watching It Again? by ukandi1(m): 1:15am On Jul 28, 2023
Underworld
Avengers infinity wars.
Lord of the rings
Wheels of time
Into the badlands
Car Talk / Re: Is Lifting A Car Up Good Because Of Bad Road by ukandi1(m): 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2023
Yes.

It depends on what you want and where you live.
I have my 2 cars all Toyota lifted by slightly adjusting the shocks up by 1 inch.
Why did I do this?
1. I am not in formula 1 competition to worry about stability. It's true the stability Is comprised but not as you fear.
2. The visits to mechanic shop for shaft, exhaust system and adjustment of bumpers was too frequent for my liking. Now that has stopped.
3. There were some bad roads I couldn't drive through because I got stucked all the time. Now isn't a lot easier navigating some village roads .

In all of these, I had to compromise the factory stability

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Family / Re: View This Simple 5 Bedroom Duplex Architectural Design by ukandi1(m): 4:57am On Jun 14, 2023
It's beautiful.
So what's the cost of the plan ?
Family / Re: Subsidy Removal : What personal Adjustment are you making? by ukandi1(m): 4:52am On Jun 14, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
I think I'll stop drinking beer.

I have stopped already.

Again, I have put up my second car for sale.

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Family / Re: Between Step Dad And Mom Who Is More Evil? by ukandi1(m): 4:48am On Jun 14, 2023
Fathers would look away especially if they have kids too but step mum's, God help the innocent children.

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Produces CNG Vehicles, Asks Nigerians To Say Bye To Petrol by ukandi1(m): 7:41pm On Jun 08, 2023
iammolise:
Exactly, an arewa/oduduwa bigoted, tribalistic extremist would rather ride on children's carton toy car than patronize innoson.


Hahahahahaha
Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Ex-Zamfara Gov, Yari Warns APC by ukandi1(m): 9:10pm On May 11, 2023
OneTemplate:


Please shut up. This is not Obi's level. Same Obi who begged Nigerians to accept the pain of 'irreversible ' currency redesign that caused unbearable scarcity of Naira?

Contrast with Tinubu who declared fearlessly to Nigerians, and against those who think they own Nigeria the likes of Obi are always running scared of, that he will reverse the Naira redesign and re-introduce old notes once he won?

You people are not ashamed that 5k Naira now attract 100 naira POS charge, as was the case before the senseless and insincere redesign, whereas Obi was begging Nigerians to keep changing 5k for 1.5k POS charge at the heights of the redesign lunacy.

Abeg tell us which man is the leader Nigeria needs, in the case of such glaring evidence, even as bigotry and tribalism has ruined people like you to make you ready to cut your nose to spite your face.

Even look at Obi fleeing PDP against Atiku while Tinuhu stood his ground, rather than flee, against the most powerful and officially entrenched born-to-rule elements from the North to gain the APC ticket..

Obi is always attacking Tinubu yet he was licking Atiku's butt up and down even as the man was his direct competitor and the character who sacked him from PDP. Does that not confirms Obi's cowardly fear of Northerners?

He cannot confront them in public yet will be saying "yes daddy religious war" in private.

How can Obi fight even the weakest of those in the category of born to rule Northerners talk less of their most powerful oga pata pata as Tinubu has already done?

This type of development with Yari shows the South, and indeed all lovers of a progressive Nigeria, may be in a fight against some retrogressive elements from the North who feel they must always control Nigeria's direction and political policies.

If you will only grow up and rise above petty clannishness then you will see and accept who the crown fits because the many evidence that reveals who that person is are too glaring to miss for anyone but a bigoted and tribalistic person..

Stop taking alcohol. It's not good for you.
Car Talk / Re: Help! My Car Is Always At The Mechanic by ukandi1(m): 3:02pm On May 07, 2023
helinues:
Change your mechanic.

Some of them are opportunists

Same thing I was going to advise.

His mechanic is not knowledgeable enough
Car Talk / Re: My Experience With A Lexus ES330 by ukandi1(m): 6:04am On Apr 04, 2023
The guy probably didn't give you a chase because of tyres and suspension issues.
My experience driving both cars is simple.
1. Both run on the same engine type -- 1MZ
2. The ES version is lighter and would accelerate reaching a particular odometer reading before the heavy weight highlander.
3. Bigger tyres of highlander is excess luggage

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Car Talk / Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by ukandi1(m): 7:37pm On Mar 27, 2023
ComeToJesus:
Bros Check the mileage. It is not much.The person wey use am for abroad dey enter train well well. He only drives on weekend when he goes shopping

Meanwhile, Uchenna has reset the speedometer.


Hahaha grin cheesy
Hahahahahaha

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Car Talk / Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by ukandi1(m): 7:12pm On Mar 27, 2023
Olasyke:
1. Every car on nairaland is six months used.

2. 2008 car upgraded to 2018, especially Lexuses

3. Used by a woman grin grin grin. Na this one dey off me pass. Fuxn sexist cheesy

Some women rugged pass NURTW drivers.



Hahahahahahahahaha


If I laugh fall down, u go kill cow and serve palmwine oh.

Your humour is good
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Named Greatest African Goalkeeper Of All Time By IFFHS by ukandi1(m): 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2023
Well deserved.

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Romance / Re: See The Bundle Of Cash I Intend To Lavish If Obi Is Declared Winner(pics) by ukandi1(m): 6:00am On Feb 26, 2023
What can this cash buy ?
It's not even up to #20k.
That's about 10 bottles of HERO beer at GRAND CUBANA.
Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Kogi Residents Celebrate Supreme Court Judgement by ukandi1(m): 7:45pm On Feb 08, 2023
ubest1:
Funny part I don't see CBN/FG making any statement on that judgement meaning those insisting keeping old money are doing it for future remembrance

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Pictures From APC Rally In Obudu LGA, Cross River State by ukandi1(m): 6:06am On Jan 26, 2023
garfield1:
Even in cross river that obidients think obi will win,tinubu is out campaigning lp.even pdp is doing better.apc house of assembly candidates are doing ward to ward,Vila to Vila campaign.who is campaigning for obi? These people know only apc and pdp

The same OBUDU I know or another ?

The campaign is for other positions.
The choice of P.O is not debatable. It is sacrosanct.
P.O doesn't need campaign in Cross River. For other positions, L.P may need to drag and campaign.
Leave presidency please.
The people have decided already and it's P.O
Family / Re: Separation From A Rich And Violent Spouse by ukandi1(m): 8:16pm On Jan 16, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I wouldn't recommend that either as the kids are at the age where they might be directly impacted by such exposure. undecided

No matter how discrete she tries to make this, the man's financial standing would always make this get really messy.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men And Women Are Sexually Frustrated And Lonely In America And Canada by ukandi1(m): 7:12pm On Jan 08, 2023
1Sharon:
I've said it many times on here that white women as a collective are not into black men.

But because I'm a woman, Nigerian men probably think I'm hating or jealous. Now a man has said it.

Society would have us believe based on TV shows, movies and advertising that white women desire black men like that but its all a lie.

Majority of WW are still with WM.

Only a minority of ww are into black men and you can just identity them by looking at them.

I've circulated alot of white forums to know their mindset and alot of white parents really don't desire their daughters bringing home black men.

White British tolerate black people in the West but its their deepest fear to have their daughter tun off with a black man and "dilute their whiteness" with mixed grandkids.


White men do not respect white women that date black men especially if they've become a single mother with mixed kids. They don't take them back.

Wow..

This is serious.

I better take a submissive black lady with me from Nigeria while praying she doesn't turn on me when she sees white men in the US

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men And Women Are Sexually Frustrated And Lonely In America And Canada by ukandi1(m): 7:05pm On Jan 08, 2023
Ednut03:
Ohhh yeah I'm sorry. That's true. I forgot to talk about that. White guys detest obsesse women to the point that these women are basically depressed and does not matter in the dating scenes. Go check the "Forever alone women" on Reddit. These women cry all the time because they just don't get attention from white guys.

These are The women Nigerian people score and still treat them like a price,but not even well. We also score black American women that had been damaged with severe baby daddy issue and has like 5kids, smoke like chimney, and speak like thrash


Hahahahahahahaha
Sports / Re: What's The Magic? 3 Footballers Won World Cup After Signing For PSG (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 2:09pm On Dec 19, 2022
tuoyoojo:
When will a Nigerian sign up for PSG so that........


grin grin
.

Hahahahahahahahaha


You like fight pass quarrel
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by ukandi1(m): 1:38pm On Dec 19, 2022
maxwell530:
Gianni infantino a Swiss-italian is now an Argentine because Messi win world cup? How low can you guys go?

That was how you accused blatter for a decade..... you guys are disgusting


Hahahahahahahahaha...


That skipped my memory.
He was however an Argentine fan before he took over the FIFA reigns from Blatter .
I am not a Ronaldo fan.

I support good football. I am not opposed to Messi winning whatever y'all say he's deserving of.
I am only saying that... ITS NOT FAIR YO ROB MBAPPE who was clearly the best just to favour MESSI in a bid to end a debate.

U hope in the course of our lives, when glory is given to someone less deserving, we would not complain
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by ukandi1(m): 12:35pm On Dec 19, 2022
maisams01:
but Ode you don't have a problem with the op trying to demean Messi's achievement saying he doesn't deserve this or that ahbi, nonsense and hypocrisy

Even if Messi had not played, y'all would have awarded him tournament best player.

Was Mbappe not way ahead of Messi ?
What's the point of denying the obvious?
Messi won the world cup but Mbappe was the best player of the tournament.

We understand that Gianni Infantino, the FIFA president is an Argentine so it's not surprising the outcome of this decision to award to award it to Messi
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by ukandi1(m): 12:29pm On Dec 19, 2022
MrColdsweat:


You messi and ronaldo fans have killed football with silly sentiments.

Football is a team sport. There is no such thing as best player.

What should it have been?

More like.. BEST PERFORMING PLAYER WITH BEST SUPPORTING TEAM MATES.
there should be clause because , how well they perform depends 80% on the kind of players available in their team at that point in time
Sports / Re: South Korea Vs Ghana: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 3) On 28th Nov 2022 by ukandi1(m): 3:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
MikeMicheal:
Like play - like play ,you are about to turn diickless grin


Hahahahahahahahaha
Sports / Re: South Korea Vs Ghana: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 3) On 28th Nov 2022 by ukandi1(m): 3:12pm On Nov 28, 2022
Samueltemi337:
Is it useful?


Hahhahahah

grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Poverty Exceeds World Bank Projections - Punch by ukandi1(m): 7:09am On Nov 20, 2022
What were they expecting?

It will worsen if we retain the same stock of people while wishing for different outcomes.

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Politics / Re: 2023: We’re Preparing For Possible Run-off In Presidential Election – INEC by ukandi1(m): 7:05am On Nov 20, 2022
shigishege:
you and your people said more than this during the primary but las las God shame all of you. Tinubu is your next president.

God forbid
Politics / Re: 2023: We’re Preparing For Possible Run-off In Presidential Election – INEC by ukandi1(m): 6:42am On Nov 20, 2022
PointZerom:



The old man never prayed for him to win election but he earnestly prayed that Thifnubu will receive sense and stop smoking expired weed.

grin grin

Hahahaha.

This one off me oh
Car Talk / Re: Is There Preference For Automatic Transmission Car In Bolt/uber Screening? by ukandi1(m): 5:38am On Nov 20, 2022
olab059:
What's up guys. I have a Hyundai Accent, manual transmission I want to use for Bolt business. It has A/C and it is very neat. I just want to know if there is preference for automatic transmission cars over manual cars during Bolt screening.

Thanks in advance.

No preference sir.

I have a 2004 Toyota Camry Manual on bolt operation. No such preference exist. Transmission is driver's choice.
Once u don't have scratches , vehicle year not so old, a.c working, good tyres, u are good to go

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Car Talk / Re: Honda Accord 2005 For Sale Or Swap by ukandi1(m): 5:27am On Nov 20, 2022
Danthemariner:


Just the gear that having issue the rest are OK


Going for 800k

Is it V-6 or I-4 engine ?

Swapping with what kind of cars ?
Car Talk / Re: Help Me Choose Chiefs. Acura MDX Or Lexus RX 330 by ukandi1(m): 5:23am On Nov 20, 2022
Acura MDX is also V6 user same with lexus RX 330.
I recommend the RX 330 for simple reasons.
1. Resale value is higher
2. Service personnel easily available
3. Engine type is either 1GR, 2GR or 3MZ. The 3MZ is very rugged and easily fixed in event of breakdown. Just avoid the GR grades. They are the strongest Toyota engines available but our Nigerian mechanics still struggle with them.


Good luck with that

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Sports / Re: Which Team Are You Supporting In This World Cup? by ukandi1(m): 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2022
Any team with higher number of players of colour is most likely to have my support. Netherlands or France are topping

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