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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani - Those Agitating For Biafra Have Never Seen War by ukandi1(m): 5:37pm On Jun 05, 2017
Okoroawusa:
if I hear say war happen for this country!
who wan fight am?

Sadly, we are already at war in this nation except that its on religion grounds. I mean full fledged war wage against a certain religion that is not even fighting back. So sad
Nairaland / General / Re: This Big Python Was Killed By My Neighbours by ukandi1(m): 7:47pm On Jun 01, 2017
Gmasterp:



I hate snakes

But still you see a harmless snake doesn't mean you'll kill it na!!

Since when did a python become harmless?
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Captured On Camera Climbing A House (Photo, Video) by ukandi1(m): 5:15pm On May 24, 2017
Someone should pls tell me it was killed.
That thing hasn't fed for sometimes now and swallow as many humans as 4 at ones .
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by ukandi1(m): 5:24pm On May 21, 2017
I fvcked my former girlfriend after her marriage. Though I am married as well now, she won't let me be and recently I fvcked her again. I have purported in my heart never ever again would I betray my wife. But I dare not let her know . I have confessed before God and have made peace with him but my wife must not know til I am 98

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Are Recruiting Part-time Sole Distributor In Each State by ukandi1(m): 10:34pm On May 20, 2017
what's d content of the book? I may need a copy personal first . only then can I know how to convince others to buy and possibly compel students to buy. reaching u from Enugu .
is d contents worth d price? I need one copy.
Sports / Re: Stars That Watched Anthony Joshua Defeat Wladimir Klitschko (pictures) by ukandi1(m): 5:47pm On May 02, 2017
alozie27:
afonja joshua been throwin punch wey back in oshodi.one blow seven die

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi Breaks Up With Clarisse, His Girlfriend? by ukandi1(m): 8:29pm On Apr 28, 2017
Daslim180:
Na wa o..... Break ups everywhere. My gf and I also broke up last week.

Rejoice. Thank ur luck that it happened. Believe me, u are better off
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Know About This Company Please Dey Call Me For Interview by ukandi1(m): 9:29am On Apr 23, 2017
They are just like other industrial security establishments. The likes of ASCO, HALOGEN, KINGSGUARD e.t.c. they are not state security and as such cannot carry firearms.
Salary is small depending on ur position anyway.
Entry level would always be as OPERATIVE.
U control crowds, open and close gates, take stock of goods coming and leaving your beat e.t.c.

Any day u see armed robber, run for ur life. U can be hired today and fired tomorrow.
Gud luck

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Business / Re: Loans Available. by ukandi1(m): 8:44am On Apr 23, 2017
esdee108:
Small loans of 15000 available to those interested. Must be paid back in a month's time with 5000 naira interest. Collateral : Laptop or Phone worth 20000 and above.Whatsapp me on 09094620221 if interested . No calls. Thank you.

That's an interest of 33.33 % and compounding.
You no wan help. In fact u want to make people poor for ur gain.
Repent
Education / Re: Which One Is Correct Please. by ukandi1(m): 9:05am On Mar 16, 2017
The water becomes or
The water became if u are reporting
Car Talk / Re: 5 Cars Revealed At Geneva With Over 1000 Horsepower by ukandi1(m): 8:10am On Mar 16, 2017
I am speechless.
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Tundra Experience by ukandi1(m): 7:55am On Mar 16, 2017
nurey:


You have not said anything out of extra ordinary I have driven this cars in off road and I can tell you a Tacoma has got nothing to out class a Navigator off road where the Tacoma will go, I have gladly taken the Navigator and it performed well. Ask about the old abeokuta Igbo Ora road.

There is no need not to compare, I was not comparing speed, luxury or build quality. I was simply comparing off road ability. grin

But d navigator is not a mini truck na... Why compare it with a Tacoma ?
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Muhammadu Buhari And Osinbajo As He Arrives From UK by ukandi1(m): 11:44am On Mar 10, 2017
So happy to see that smile on his face. Its a source of hope that he is on d part to total recovery.
Get well my President.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Lady Who Rents Out Guns To Robbers In Cross River State by ukandi1(m): 9:05am On Mar 10, 2017
Anderlis:
The Cross River Police Command said it has arrested a female armourer, Ms. Hope Usang, 25, who leases arms to suspected robbers in Calabar. Usang and 21 other suspects were arrested at different locations across the state.
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When policemen stormed Usang’s house, they recovered three revolvers, four rounds of ammunition, one pistol, one locally-made pistol among others.


Source: http://okhunlun..com.ng/2017/03/police-arrest-lady-who-rents-out-guns.html


Are u sure ? Are u sure d police saw anything ? I have fallen victims of these setup before. Never believe them in all d weapons and items they brandish before d public claiming to have been recovered from u . the police is a wicked and evil infested institution.

Believe d police at ur own peril.
However, those who were really involved in d robbery should face d law but pls investigation should be done .
U people don't know what d police is capable of.. I pray innocent people don't get killed again in dis police conspiracy to make them look smart and hard working
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dos And Don’ts Of Writing A Cover Letter by ukandi1(m): 8:21am On Mar 10, 2017
JAHseal:


Guy, u dey my mind!
Op must show us @ least 1 sample o
...if not we go assume say na d usual copy-&-paste we see daily on NL.

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Politics / Re: Make Kogi, Enugu, Anambra Oil Producing States - Reps Tell FG by ukandi1(m): 7:47am On Mar 10, 2017
loomer:
Wetin the already tagged "oil producing states" wey dey before get to show for such name?

Una just dey find way to dey share money not thinking of the masses. Idiots

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Romance / Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by ukandi1(m): 7:30am On Mar 10, 2017
Op u are so on point. Though not openly admitted, I must confess that as a married man, and holy ghost filled, I have this strong pull to secretly indulge. What holds me back is d unknown.
Why do I feel this strong sexual desire for some lady's?
And why am I so sexually desired by these ladies who know that I am married but are ready to throw caution to d wind and indulge with me ?
We have read d BIBLE and know how GOD frowns at adultery and what awaits them after death, yes we know but then ...... Why do I feel this way ? I don't like it. I know my faithfulness to my wife is seriously challenged. I am a time bomb waiting to explode.
Married men and women here, is this normal or something is just wrong with me .?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dos And Don’ts Of Writing A Cover Letter by ukandi1(m): 7:09am On Mar 10, 2017
All these dos and donts would have been better appreciated if samples of cover letters were attached. After telling us, show us.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Arrested In Obudu, Cross River After Abducting 8-Year-Old Girl (Pics by ukandi1(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2017
Btruth:
One day for the thief has finally come knocking. Well, I hope they will repent after their trip back from prison. angry

That is if they make it back alive. The Nigerian laws stipulates harsh penalties for kidnappers which includes death
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Arrested In Obudu, Cross River After Abducting 8-Year-Old Girl (Pics by ukandi1(m): 8:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
Except the little girl identifies them, forget Nigerian police. They can arrest a passerby and label all charges against u like joke and u are in for it after brandishing false weapons purportedly recovered from u at d time of arrest.

Obudu my roots, may all those tormenting u meet their Waterloo. Amen

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Education / Re: Top 5 Universities With Terrible Postgraduate Programmes by ukandi1(m): 8:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
okonja:
Hari Unimaid Namu shocked, wane iri abun ne wana yanzu?...barin kira Njodi ngiya mishi angry

How are we suppose to read this and understand? Last time I checked, this tongue was not our lingual franca
Education / Re: Top 5 Universities With Terrible Postgraduate Programmes by ukandi1(m): 8:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
UNICAL should have come first. Even some undergraduate programs there after completion in 4yrs, u may have to wait for 3 to 4yrs before u are mobilized for NYSC. why d delay when d candidate had no problem? No answer .
Religion / Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by ukandi1(m): 6:05pm On Mar 05, 2017
As a married man, I have seen this before. It doesn't just fade away by mere reprimands or threats. Better leave d church. Ur salvation was never tied to a particular worship centre. Pls leave d church and never look back.
Had to leave for a lady I found too appealing to me. My wife never knew whybi had to change . asked me one day and I told her it was because of distance. The very lady in question was out to get me . and believe me, I found her very tempting and appealing.

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Car Talk / Re: What could Be The Problem With This Car? - picture by ukandi1(m): 6:56am On Mar 05, 2017
Timing chain
Wrong Engine oil.
These two can cause u a whole lot of similar troubles.
I suspect them. From my experience though
Sports / Re: Olatunbosun Wins CNN Goal Of The Week by ukandi1(m): 8:40am On Mar 04, 2017
Tolulopefinest:
Wow....



This is the type of player arsenal needs to score 5 goals against Bayern

Hahahahahaha.... Bros, I feel ur pain, ur wish, ur passion but sadly ARSENAL has no arsenal to overturn such. Let's hope BAYERN would not improve on d tally by beating us 6...0 this time at d EmiratesEmirates

Teamwengermustgo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 6 Golden Rules Of Writing A Cover Letter by ukandi1(m): 7:52am On Mar 04, 2017
Samples of cover letters pls
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu: "Actress Tried To Rape Me In The Toilet In Enugu" by ukandi1(m): 5:10pm On Mar 01, 2017
sugarbelly:
this man again

Na so oh
Education / Re: Maths Gurus Come In And Crack This Code by ukandi1(m): 10:10pm On Feb 26, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: Would You Buy This Volkswagen? by ukandi1(m): 9:13pm On Feb 24, 2017
This really is cool. Yes I will buy if its affordable. Quite classy and stylish I must admit.

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Car Talk / Re: How Much To Convert Manual Transmission To Automatic Transmission by ukandi1(m): 9:10pm On Feb 24, 2017
Wow.. God is wonderful. I rather convert an automatic transmission to manual than d other way round. Guess its different strokes for different folks. In fact, I detest anything AUTOMATIC transmission

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