Romance › Re: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by ukandi1(m): 6:30am On Jun 30, 2024 |
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Sports › Re: Finidi George’s Achievements Vs Victor Osimhen Record by ukandi1(m): 6:22am On Jun 16, 2024 |
AareGaa: And it's not because those biaflans love Osimehn. They naturally hate successful people who are not from their tribe.
The reason they now support Osimehn is because they're angry that Amunike was not picked instead of Finidi.
Biaflans are from Hell fire Why are we filled with so much hate ? Can't we discuss issues without the hate speech? Funny enough Osimhen is not Biafra same with FINIDI. Infact both of them are from Niger-Delta. Our new anthem says''' though tribes and tongues may differ, in brotherhood we stand. One love 💕💕 |
Sports › Re: Finidi George’s Achievements Vs Victor Osimhen Record by ukandi1(m): 6:18am On Jun 16, 2024 |
Fineman2: Osimhen should apologize to this legend, I don't know why people from that side are defending him
Finidi George also represented Nigeria in two FIFA World Cups, 1994 and 1998. Defending who ? No side is defending such disrespect for a legend. Osimhen feels because he plays in a generation when there's so much money dumped in soccer and is able to rake in a few dollars for himself then he's a God. He will regret this insolence unless he apologizes |
Sports › Re: Finidi George Resigns As Super Eagles Head Coach by ukandi1(m): 2:25pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
We are too eager for success overnight. A new sheriff came to town, normally time is given to him to express his philosophy. But Nigeria, everyone is a coach. We think we deserve to win all the time... BAD. It's sad to see it ending this way.
The foreign technical advice after 2 Matches was only able to garner 2 points with all the time in the world he had. Now with our local coach who hasn't been given time giving us 1 points from 2 games we want his crucified. SAD
I believed in the project of GEORGE FINIDI. . We are going to regret this |
Food › Re: See The Price Of Peak Milk I Bought Today (pic) by ukandi1(m): 12:37pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
pyyxxaro: Peak Milk nor be for plumber or carpenter oh , na for Chevron/Exxon Mobil people
Go buy goat milk if you wise 🙆🏿♀️ That one cost pass peak milk oh. Where you wan see am buy ? |
Politics › Re: Strike: Electricity Unions Shut Down National Grid by ukandi1(m): 8:31am On Jun 03, 2024 |
This is getting interesting. Government would soon understand that indeed power is with the people. They should reduce their own allowances to enable them pay those who truly deserve the pay, the Civil servants. Do this and we all return to duty posts |
Crime › Re: Dolapo Badmus Warns School For Reciting Former National Anthem by ukandi1(m): 8:28am On Jun 03, 2024 |
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Politics › Re: Top Ten Most Corrupt States In Nigeria (2022) by ukandi1(m): 8:19am On Jun 03, 2024 |
Ezeama400: Source: StatiSense Via ICPC This rating is very debatable. Why is Edo state so down ? Edo state is first, Cross River second |
Politics › Re: Strike: Entry Points Leading To The Domestic Wing Of Lagos Airport Shut by ukandi1(m): 8:16am On Jun 03, 2024 |
Kwaramustgoodag: Good. Let olopa ko everybody. U go build prison tired. U dey threatened ur citizens with jail because they are demanding for their right. That is ehhhh. Na so we take enter one chance for Naija na. Threatening your citizens for demanding for better life. It's sad |
Politics › Re: Strike: Entry Points Leading To The Domestic Wing Of Lagos Airport Shut by ukandi1(m): 8:14am On Jun 03, 2024 |
Anfieldboss: I hope organised Labour will be serious this time and not suspend the strike abruptly until FG puts pen to paper a decent minimum wage for Nigerian workers We hope so too because even the Labour leaders, somehow I don't trust them again |
Politics › Re: Police To NLC, TUC: Shelve Your Strike, prioritise dialogue to reduce hardship by ukandi1(m): 8:12am On Jun 03, 2024 |
mamaafrik: Many are mad but only few are roaming Hahahahahahahahah |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need 10 Scriptwriters For Our Youtube Automation Agency by ukandi1(m): 9:50pm On May 27, 2024 |
iwriteall: Must have experience in writing scripts for YouTube and be skilled in Making scripts that make people want to watch the whole video. You should have good storytelling ability.
You want to pay an experienced script writer 2 naira per word
God will judge you Hahaahahahahahahahaha |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is It That All This So Called Make Money Or Earn Money Online Are Not Real. by ukandi1(m): 8:30pm On May 27, 2024 |
eepeepook: If the schemes were real, you won’t see the adverts. Exactly |
Literature › Re: The Unjust Ushie by ukandi1(m): 10:24pm On May 22, 2024 |
Ushiesunday: God bless all Bekwarra sons and daughters who read And bless the Obudu too |
Literature › Re: The Unjust Ushie by ukandi1(m): 10:22pm On May 22, 2024 |
Ushiesunday: Titile: THE UNJUST USHIE
Chapter Two: The Arrival of King Ugaba.
As the sun rose over the peaceful village of Achiane, excitement filled the air like the scent of freshly baked Ikwan ikpachim. The villagers buzzed with anticipation as rumors spread of the impending arrival of their new ruler, Ushie Ugaba. The last king that died according to the tradition, he was buried exactly after 5 market days. The last king was the last Ushie Awia. These type of kings are very powerful, sincere and truthful to the throne and to the people. They rather die than to take bribe or see black and call it white.
Evil never casted it’s nets in Achiane autonomous village why because the last ushie was a man of his word. Many nicknamed him “Ushie Amia” because there was no ruler like him. Stories were told at the big iroko tree how a certain son came from the west with a charm and the moment he entered the gateway to the land from irifen Ijibor ( a community in Achine village) the charm he was bringing to torment the villagers was rendered powerless. Stories were also told how people from this kingdom would travel out even when accident occurred they will survive it. Their blood were not used for any sacrifice anywhere they are. This was possible because the leader who was to stand in a gap in the realm of the spirit for his people was truthful and sincere.
As the community bubbled with excitement as the funeral of the former king was successful and all rituals completed, the villagers now await a new king. Several rumours however has it that the new king was more of a political appointment from above (state level)and might not undergo the processes involved in crowning a king (awia)in Achiane village.
Now, let's talk about King Ugaba the incoming ushie. Picture this in your mind how he arrived at the coronation square. Ushie Ugaba arrived in Achiane village on a white horse dressed in a royal attire of the people. (A local fabric made of wool thread popularly called Ashoke in the west. A very expensive fabric for royal people wore by the likes of Mansa kanka musa of Mali). The attire with black red and white colours combine has significant meanings to the kingdom. Also with his cap made of Unicorn skin with cowries used in designing the outer part of the cap. He looked very expensive which spread in the minds of all that he was coming to represent himself and not the interest of the masses. Let's just say his majestic entrance was more of a wobbly stumble. His encourage were more of political class than Traditional class of chiefs. His entrance was luxurious and such has never been witnessed before.
As Ushie Ugaba made his grand (albeit slightly unsteady) entrance into the village square, the villagers greeted him with enthusiastic cheers and applause in their language “abuo ushie beshe, Ugaba eni wuo, Ushie ibe’ r’ukwun” meaning “welcome king, man of the people, king come with blessings” in their language.
Children waved homemade banners emblazoned with messages like "Welcome ushie!" and "We Promise Not to Steal Your Crown!" Fight for justice, don’t romance politicians”.
Age grade societies like aten imiki miki, aten Ibaggy, aten Igowon even aten ojiguru were beating their local musical instruments (uneribe, ogurugbo, aju, igbe, ichaka chaka) that produce beautiful melodies as the women all dressed in their uniforms dance the akita dance.
I won’t stop talking about King Ugaba dress to this occasion. Picture this: he was decked out in robes so elaborate they put a peacock's plumage to shame. Feathers, sequins, the whole nine yards. It was like a fashion show meets a medieval jousting tournament. But hey, who needs subtlety when you have a beautiful rich kingdom like Achiane to rule, right?
As Ushie Ugaba addressed the crowd, his booming voice echoed through the village square like a slightly off-key opera singer. He promised prosperity, progress. He promised interventions on dilapidated infrastructures in the kingdom. He promised no infrastructure no votes. Meaning when politicians comes for vote he won’t give his blessings unless he sees developments. He awake another hope on the masses as the society dreams of a prosperous reign to come.
The villagers of Achiane welcomed Ushie Ugaba with open arms, eager to see what changes his reign would bring. They showered him with gifts of freshly baked ikwan, handmade beads, crafted uyaà, local pots, local mats. Everyone was happy and the occasional awkward hug from overly enthusiastic grandmothers, crippled, deaf and dumb.
But little did they know, King Ugaba reign would be anything but ordinary. With his quirky personality (who knows if he was born through quicky). His questionable fashion choices, and penchant for grand entrances, he was sure to shake things up in the sleepy village of Achiane. And so, as the sun set on Ushie Ugaba’s first day in power, the stage was set for a hilariously unpredictable chapter in the history of Achiane village. Let the royal hijinks begin! As you will see in the next chapter.
(If you missed chapter one you can search it with the title on Google and read)
~ Ashiwere Ushie Fictional Writer You have done well. Keep it up |
Sports › Re: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by ukandi1(m): 4:08am On May 19, 2024 |
LordBillionz: Congratulations to Usyk..
Wish to there could be a AJ vs Usyk 3... I don't wish for it ... Usyk would still beat A. J. |
Politics › Re: I Still Buy Fuel For ₦670 In Benin. How Much Do You Buy Fuel? by ukandi1(m): 7:43pm On May 16, 2024 |
#900 , Obudu, Northern Cross River State |
Crime › Re: Police Parade Suspected Masterminds Of Kaduna Train Attack, Retrieve 48 Ak-47s by ukandi1(m): 6:22am On May 03, 2024 |
UselessBuharist: Why are they still alive ? Are you sure they are all guilty as claimed? Pray not to fall victim of police setup. |
Education › Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by ukandi1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2024 |
princepee: How can sperm Burst pipe  Something that will turn to fluid in minutes... Make Dem dey play.
Meanwhile they have very sick people as students.. How can you self-service off in public bathroom. No be small matter oh. They truly have very sick people as students |
Politics › Re: Ojema Ojetu Sponsors Bill Seeking To Stop NW, SS, SW From Presidential Election by ukandi1(m): 7:49am On Mar 03, 2024 |
Good move.
I support this bill.
Challenge is those who benefit from the lopsided setting as practiced today by virtue of their privilege numerical strength would make sure the bill dies |
Politics › Re: Army Locks Up Soldier Earning N50K Who Lamented He Needs 70k To Visit His Family by ukandi1(m): 6:32pm On Feb 15, 2024 |
Slurity: IT IS VERY OBVIOUS YOU ARE A CHILD AND VERY IMMATURE. I BET YOUR AGE IS BELLOW 16, AND BY ANY MEANS YOU ARE OLDER THAN THAT, THEY YOU ARE A FOOL AT 40, AND A FOOL FOREVER. PEOPLE LIKE YOU LACK UNDERSTANING IN ALMOST ALL AREAS EXCEPT ONLINE ABUSE AND ATTACK. I DONT NEED ANYONE TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY ONE OF THE Obi supporters WITHOUT SENSE. SPITS... I supported your outburst until I saw the OBI. What has Peter Obi to do with your issue with the fellow who deliberately misunderstood you? Haba ... Please na. Let's observe boundaries |
Travel › Re: Don't Sell Your Things To Japa O by ukandi1(m): 5:18am On Feb 12, 2024 |
Lisa290: It's only a fool, A very big fool that will sell all his stuff to Japa. Don't say this. There are things you just don't know yet. What I can say here is that it's worth it |
Politics › Re: Army Locks Up Soldier Earning N50K Who Lamented He Needs 70k To Visit His Family by ukandi1(m): 7:48am On Feb 07, 2024 |
matify83: I knew it will come to to this.
The culture of enforced silence amidst suffering and maltreatment in our military is distasteful . I cannot pity them for long. They are the ones used to kill innocent civilians who try to protests. Protest is a way of holding governments to do the right things. These military guys are effectively utilized by politicians to quench every uprising by way of civilians protests which would have delivered the necessary change for everyone's favor, so let them enjoy the suppression |
Politics › Re: Crowd Hails Peter Obi As He Visits Jos, Plateau State Unannounced by ukandi1(m): 6:35am On Jan 31, 2024 |
chinonfelix2: Obi won't like to contest under this man Atiku, unless he wants to kill his carrier.
Probably it will be obi vs kwankwaso.
But the problem will be, who go be president who go be vice?..
I strongly advice HE ATIKU to support obi but they will like him to enter PDP.
But we Nigerians need another party like LP DATTI-BABA AHMED went through a lot to stand with PETER OBI ? why would PETER OBI be merged with people he cannot control ? Do you think a vice president in the fold of KWANKWASO would submit to a President PETER OBI ? Not at all. DATTI-BABA AHMED represents every Northern interest along religion and tribal grounds . Honestly DATTI-BABA AHMED should not be dropped. |
Politics › Re: Crowd Hails Peter Obi As He Visits Jos, Plateau State Unannounced by ukandi1(m): 6:30am On Jan 31, 2024 |
Penguin2: Conduct elections one million times and Obi will still beat Tinubu silly and require a Yakubu to shutdown the IREV and conjour numbers for him.
Conduct elections 1million times and all those who voted Obi in the last election will still vote for him. I can tell you authoritatively that Obi has not lost a single supporter; instead he has gained more supporters after it has been confirmed that the brain of their Emilokan is hollow.
Obi is the Daddy of their daddy.
And their daddy will forever live under the shadow of Obi.
Atiku/Obi2027.
Make I see how una wan take rig am. I don't see that merger working. It has left the redemption point when Atiku used dollars to force PETER OBI out of PDP. so who would deputize for who when the South has to do 8yrs in Office before it returns to North ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Man Entered A Catholic Church In Canada And Prayed (Video, Photos) by ukandi1(m): 5:35am On Jan 29, 2024 |
Westerhoffe: What's the difference between them?
For those of you quoting me and commenting thrash, if only you know that Catholics and Muslims get along better than Catholics and Christians.
Have you no knowledge of the relationship between Islam and Catholicism?  Have you no knowledge of the Catholic Inquisition?
Don't put your fingers in my mouth tonight.
Most of you just detest the truth. You may be correct. Catholics worship God not Jesus Christ. They believe in Trinity but understand that only the Father must be worshipped through the Son. Unlike other Christian denominations who now worship Jesus Christ and never have regards for God the Father. Islam growse with Christianity is along this ideology. |
Crime › Re: Legalize & Democratize Gun Ownership In Nigeria - Activist, Raphael Adebayo by ukandi1(m): 6:23am On Jan 21, 2024 |
Legalize it in Nigeria as a matter of urgency. They would be collateral damage we know but those who would survive would respect themselves. Why allow some tribes ammunition and forbid others ? |
Sports › Re: Senegal Vs Cameroon: AFCON 2023 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2024 by ukandi1(m): 7:35pm On Jan 19, 2024 |
Senegal would be harassing African teams but when they reach the world stage, they struggle to get a point. It's such a shame |
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast. Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2023: 0 - 1 On 18th January 2024 by ukandi1(m): 6:21pm On Jan 18, 2024 |
prinsam30: aswear this zaidu nanconfirm idiot Hahahahahaha |
Romance › Re: Gambian "Baddie" Bride Passes Her Virginity Test. Gets Cash Gift by ukandi1(m): 5:23pm On Jan 18, 2024 |
Bullman: Actually 28 k dalasi is about 500000k in naira not 300k 6k dalasi is 100k plus .. naira is gone Chai.. It's such a shame . What can we do ? |
Family › Re: My Wife And 1 Are Expecting Our First Child And This Is What Is Happening by ukandi1(m): 9:31pm On Jan 11, 2024 |
advanceDNA: One of the things I hate most is when my supposed partner that should be my number one supporter is the one being inconsiderate about spendings as if them dey pluck money for tree.
Baba .the money u gave her is more than enough ......But as u cannot talk on top ur own money and in ur own house ...give them another 700k......
HahahahahahahahHHH |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by ukandi1(m): 8:59pm On Jan 11, 2024 |
#180k/month
B.Sc and M.Sc Chemistry B.Eng and M.Eng Chemical Engineering P.hD - in View chemical Engineering COREN certified.
Yet na #180/month. Shame |