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Family / Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by ukandi1(m): 5:25pm On Jan 16
zomoears:
The message is clear.

Your size of your “ministry” is not reaching the far ends of the “earth”.

No be by force. Na d size wen God give u. U no see d size of d cucumber?

U Kant kee ur sef.


Hahahahahahahhaa
Family / Re: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by ukandi1(m): 5:24pm On Jan 16
freshkpomo:

I will ask her what is it doing on the bed, if she says she was about eating it and slept off. I will jejely smell it to be sure, then hand it back to her..

Two days time she will meet me sleeping with two naked women, if she ask, I will also say to her that I was about eating them and I slept off.


Hahahahha

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Crime / Re: How Policeman Was Shot Dead By His Colleague Inside Station In Calabar (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 5:18pm On Jan 16
NetValueFX:
An innocent blood crying in the wilderness has been avenged

Exactly my thoughts too.
Crime / Re: How Policeman Was Shot Dead By His Colleague Inside Station In Calabar (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 5:17pm On Jan 16
nedekid:

Abi, that is how you see them seated on their trucks with rifles on their laps facing the road instead of facing up. Imagine what wound happen when they enter gallop or pothole and there is accidental discharge.
How to you carry around a rifle with the safety off? Who does that? Even the trigger finger should not rest on the trigger, except at the point of discharge!
Could it be that those officers are poorly trained?.
No.
I think that it's a gang up of sort against the fallen officer by his colleagues.

Police always have a way of covering up their mess.
Crime / Re: How Policeman Was Shot Dead By His Colleague Inside Station In Calabar (Photos) by ukandi1(m): 5:15pm On Jan 16
Ebije1:
how do you adjust your gun directly pointing at someone? most of these uniform personnels have not gone through the proper arms training.

I suspect assassination. It's planned execution of sort. Someone needed to bell the cat and so his colleague read the time and season and keyed in.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Best Decision You Took This Year???? by ukandi1(m): 3:29pm On Dec 21, 2021
uuzba:

Decision?
Abi is it condition you mean?
Losing weight is never hard in this Nigeria.

Hahahaha

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Best Decision You Took This Year???? by ukandi1(m): 3:25pm On Dec 21, 2021
Kriss216:
Earlier this year, I made a decision never to listen or read any Motivational quote again.


I thank God i made my decision.

Same way I took a decision not to listen to any property preacher/preaching. It has really helped me to deal with depression.
Those messages are lies and toxins

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Family / Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by ukandi1(m): 12:34pm On Dec 10, 2021
jaeyking:



Lol, you can't have a side chick because of financial constraints
Ra
Make I drop prayer for u
You will have all your needs ,you will not struggle but you will not achieve that financial ability wey go make u reason to get side chick���

Oya onto the advice, try to talk to your wife let her know what you have become because of the lack of sex. Marriage is all about understanding.
If her job is stressful, you have to bear with her

I bet you are not married otherwise u wouldn't take this position. Don't worry, u would sure get there , maybe u understand better.
I mean no disrespect.

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Romance / Re: I’m Devastated Right Now. Don’t Know What To Do Atm by ukandi1(m): 12:08pm On Dec 10, 2021
walkingshadow911:


some of us has refused to accept this present reality. times have change
OP if you believe you are the only one sleeping with your gf becos you are are her bf, u all gon be getting disappointed till jesus come.

Very simple. Sometimes even a wife isn't any different. 90% of married women

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Romance / Re: I’m Devastated Right Now. Don’t Know What To Do Atm by ukandi1(m): 12:06pm On Dec 10, 2021
Kuriosmynd:
dafuq...

I guess the guy came with his girlfriend to act bluefilm in your bathroom cos your girlfriend is a porn film director.
.
dafuq....they couldn't even wait before u leave..chai....women of these days don mad gan o
.


Hahahaha hahahaha........

This makes a lot of sense.
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by ukandi1(m): 1:23pm On Oct 22, 2021
IfeMiLove:
More shower caps?? Does it mean everyone he cheats with forgets their caps or he just loves shower caps?

Sound thinking.

Seriously this got my ribs cracking.

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Romance / Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by ukandi1(m): 6:12am On Apr 11, 2021
BigShishi:
A man plans a surprise to porpose to his girlfriend.. He hired a band and some of his friends and family escort him only to catch his girlfriend having sex and from the eindow you can see her giving mouth action sad sad sad sad... They are speaking spanish..

Women women women angry angry angry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-YdV3ORZ4

https://mobile.twitter.com/TazerBlack/status/1380282743939039234

Chaiiiiii..., This one pass me
Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by ukandi1(m): 11:21pm On Mar 25, 2021
Noblewealth:
Truly you are a man, I love the part which you said you aren't gonna leave her but if she want divorce you will surely give her... I share your pain,you have to just forgive her totally for the sake of your children.. if we should start sharing what women has done in the name of greed and the one we've read and heard this space won't be enough to contain it.. I know you are still going through healing process and I pray may God heal you completely...

Amen.

But I know from experience that no man ever comes out of it healed. It's marriage trust killed here, not boyfriend girlfriend.
Best is that he will stick with the marriage and pretend along.
Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by ukandi1(m): 11:18pm On Mar 25, 2021
izito:
*

In 2016 she told me her salary was #50.000 And then two years later, when she got promoted, I asked about her salary and she said, “Oh these people, don’t mind them. They added only #5000 to my old salary. Because of her meager salary, I’ve taken up so many responsibilities in the house without complaint. I pay for utilities and pay for food. I pay the fees of our two kids, clothe them, and take care of their medical bills. When my wife sends me a grocery list, she adds sanitary pads. She buys dresses and clothes, comes to show them to me, and asks me to pay for them. She started talking about a car when our second child came in. Things weren’t good on my side so I asked her to give me some time. She said, “I’ve saved something. I can add it to what you have so you pay me when your money comes.”

I agreed and took that money from her, topped it up to get her a car. For three months my ears never rest. She would wake up at dawn and ask me to pay what I owed her. I got tired and paid the money when I didn’t have much in my account.

One evening, I turned my laptop on and saw a lot of emails. I checked and it was my wife’s email that had been opened. I asked her, “Did you use my laptop?” She answered, “Yeah I was checking something.” I told her, “Then you didn’t log out.” She answered, “I forgot. Please log out for me.” I was about to log out when something caught my attention. I saw a mail with the subject, “January Payslip.” I opened and started going through. When I saw her gross salary, I was shocked. #400,734? And this girl has been crying poverty?

I went through the details. That night I couldn’t sleep. I was angry. I felt let down. I felt cheated. I felt played. We’ve been married for six good years and my wife earned that much without my knowledge? How much she earned didn’t bother me a lot than what she was using that money for. I decided not to talk immediately but rather do a little bit of investigation.

All my life I’ve held the view that it wasn’t right for anyone to go through their partner’s phone. It’s an invasion of privacy and it breeds mistrust in the relationship but that night, going through her phone was the only way to find out what I was looking for. I started with her best friend. Nothing much was found. Her family had a Whatsapp group. I read the messages there. I got few hints. I went through the chat with her father and that was when I realized my wife had bought a piece of land and had started building. Her father was in charge of the project. He had sent photos of the various stages of the building. At some point, her father said, “Thank you for helping out your brother. He would have been home had it not been you.”

She has only one brother—her senior brother. I went to look for the chat between them. Her senior brother lost his job and was home doing nothing so my wife bought her Hyundai i10 to use for Uber. Every week, her brother rendered an account and they split the money. From all indications, my wife was doing well for herself while she plays poor so she could rely on my salary. Why would she do that? I thought I was being a supportive husband so my wife could be proud of the man she married. When we bought land, it was her name and my name that appeared on the land title. That car I bought for her with a loan from her bears her name. I didn’t mind. I believed what’s hers was also mine. 

The next morning she realized I wasn’t looking well. I was boiling on the inside but looking for a good opportunity to start the conversation. When I calmed down a little, I asked her, “So why would you do that to me?” She asked, “What have I done?” I answered, “You bought land, you never told me. You started building on it, you never told me. When are you going to tell me?” She was shocked. She asked, “Who told you all that?” I said, “Your father did.” She stood quiet for a while. She asked, “Why would my father tell you all that? What were you people talking about” I said, “I don’t know. You can ask him.” 

We left it there. Some minutes later she came to me with her phone: “My father wants to talk to you.” The phone was already on a loudspeaker. His father was clearly angry. He asked, almost shouting, “You said I told you my daughter has a building? Where did I say that and when?” I asked, “Is it not true that my wife has a building project going on that you’re supervising?”  He asked me, “I told you that?” I asked, “Is it true or not?” After the back and forth I told them, “I read your messages last night. I saw the pictures. I read the various budget you had sent to my wife. I read the confirmation of the money receipts that you sent her. You’re a man. Would you be happy if your wife does this to you?” He started fumbling. He started apologizing saying he thought I was aware.”


My wife stood there motionless, didn’t know what to say. When her father hung up, I told her everything I knew, from her salary to the car she bought for her brother. I said, “Yet, even your sanitary pad, I buy them. You think I’m a fool? You’ll use your money to acquire your own properties and live on mine because you’re my wife? I hear. We’ll see.”

Trust was lost. Love was broken. We had to find a new way of living our lives going forward. Her father called me every morning and evening apologizing for everything and sometimes taking up the blame so I didn’t have to blame his daughter. I told him, “The emotional state I’m in right now, it would be hard to think straight or think forgiveness. Just give me space.” Three days later, they were in our house. The father, the mother, and the senior brother. They came to apologize. “Don’t let this break up the beautiful marriage you both have. If nothing at all, consider the kids and be lenient in your judgment.”

I listened to them. My position was still the same. “I need time to clear my mind. Just leave me alone to think.” From last month to this moment that I’m writing this, my wife had changed totally. She doesn’t ask for money but the house is being run smoothly. She has started paying for things she never paid for but that doesn’t move me. She has taught me a very great lesson and I’m taking it seriously. That in everything, I have to look out for myself and my family first. Last she told me, “If you want us to change the names on those properties, we can do so.” Guess whose name is on the property…her father’s name.”

I told her, “You don’t need to change anything. They are yours. You suffered for them so you can decide what you want to do with them.” The land I bought has our names. I’m selling it and take my money back. The car she’s driving has her name. I put a for-sale sticker on it some weeks ago. She agreed she’ll pay for the car. I’ve given her two months to pay up or I sell it and take my money. She’s getting the message and I’m glad. Each one for himself, God for us all. She keeps asking if I’m going to leave her. I keep telling her I won’t but if she wants a divorce, I will gladly give her. I’m not going to leave the marriage. I would give us some time to heal and see what may happen but when it comes to money, I’ve taken the lesson she taught me through her actions. 

*What's your take?*

Chaiiiiii.

I am speechless. But is it a crime to be a good man ?

Why do we go through this and still hold on ? Could it be for fear of what image we would now have before the public?

This hurts so much maybe because some of us have our stories very similar to this?

Was getting married a way of punishing the men from the maker ?
I am vexed

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Politics / Re: Hijab Crisis: CAN Hasn’t Learnt From History, Says MURIC by ukandi1(m): 4:28am On Mar 19, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Christians arent tolerant at all.

They want to impose their ways on all.

Government schools are for all, any religion can practice what they want.

Now if it was a catholic school where the hijab was forced, then i would have said it was wrong but this is a government school where both muslims and Christians are tax payers.

The government is making the hijab optional for muslims not Christians.


Not government school. It's an Anglican school. Check the records. The church decides what happens there not the government. Every school has its identity in the uniform officially approved for all irrespective of religion or status. If u don't accept the terms and conditions, go elsewhere, it's that simple. Take a clue from military, u don't know whether this soldier is Christian or Muslim.
Nigeria should prepare for tougher times ahead as crises on different fronts are here to stay
Foreign Affairs / Re: ECOWAS Admits Morocco Into Its' Membership by ukandi1(m): 1:28pm On Mar 14, 2021
adeadeyera:
The rationale behind the move still beats me.
I understand bi-lateral interests but ECOWAS is a sub-regional formation, for the life of me.
And the last time I checked, Morocco is up there in the north.
Besides, have they given up their Arab/Gulf identity?

Anyways, the only good news is West African hustlers can now travel there visa-free.

Goan get your ECOWAS passport if you don't already have.
Oya gbera, Morocco ti ya.

But Morocco is not an attraction in term of cash and lifestyle though they have better economy. Their policies towards black skinned Africans cannot be friendly.

I think that Morocco wants to usurp the big brother status of Nigeria and eventually enforce the Arab agenda which is knitted into religion

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Car Talk / Re: Mention Any Car Issues You Are Currently Experiencing And We'll Help You Solve I by ukandi1(m): 10:20pm On Jan 21, 2021
stchuksie:



Good day everyone!

I have a 2006 Hyundai Sonata V6 petrol engine and auto tranny. It died at a traffic light without prior notice and refused to start. Ignition will turn and when it starts, it will jerk a little and slowly die off.

Battery is good, it is almost half tank full and no engine malfunction light is on. I recently changed the fuel pump and top cylinder gasket about 2months before the incident. Any recommendations on what to do?

That's typical of FUEL PUMP FAILURE. It has dealt with me so much that I know when it's fuel pump.

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Car Talk / Re: Mention Any Car Issues You Are Currently Experiencing And We'll Help You Solve I by ukandi1(m): 8:18am On Jan 21, 2021
Greetings family here.

I have a TOYOTA AVENSIS 1998 MANUAL SEDAN that runs on 1ZZ engine.
Engine went low and I decided to carryout overhaul. After spending so much, suddenly the FUEL PUMP started failing.
No matter the fuel pump installed, it cannot drive 3kms without jerking and then that's it. The fuel pump dies.
I am really frustrated now and need help. Could it it electrical ? Electricians have tried to fix the problem to no avail.
Please what do I do next ?
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by ukandi1(m): 8:10am On Jan 21, 2021
Greetings family here.

I have a TOYOTA AVENSIS 1998 MANUAL SEDAN that runs on 1ZZ engine.
Engine went low and I decided to carryout overhaul. After spending so much, suddenly the FUEL PUMP started failing.
No matter the fuel pump installed, it cannot drive 3kms without jerking and then that's it. The fuel pump dies.
I am really frustrated now and need help. Could it it electrical ? Electricians have tried to fix the problem to no avail.
Please what do I do next ?
Car Talk / Re: Lets Discus Your Car Problems. by ukandi1(m): 5:28am On Oct 27, 2020
How much is corolla VVT-I 1.8 tokunbo engine?

Dealers please help.
Phones / Re: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by ukandi1(m): 2:35pm On Jun 08, 2020
Gabonese:
Meizu , konka. I saw hell. Within a week of purchase they nearly frustrate my destiny.

Phones dey this life o

u made me laughed till neighbours thought I was losing some nuts in my head.

NOLLYWOOD will fit u.
Sports / Re: €180m Mbappe Remains Most Valuable, Messi 9th, 35-year-old Ronaldo Out Of Top 40 by ukandi1(m): 2:23pm On Jun 08, 2020
paulolee:
thats whatsup..even at that age he is still number 9..I dare any player to remain at top 10 when they clocks 35...its too impossible because at that age all players are on the last phase of thier carear and thinking of switching to smaller club, going to mls or to asia than sitting on the bench because u cant get game time easily at dt age but my goat is still fit enough and still performing at top levels to be included in the top 10....but wait o, i think its an old or fake list because the current first billionare footballer that have most Instagram earnings isn't even in the top 40.....cr7 fans pls you guys should help confirm it this source is legit....years back, i remembered Beckham was the richest earning footballer in football because he was also modeling and gat alot of endorsement deals, but currently becks isnt mentioned when talking abt football richest, meaning u can beat the richest with short time but can't beat the greatest in years to come and i hope dt rings a bell...time shall tell...congrats to u mbappe, our new upcoming goat..

fake list probably compiled by a blogger in search of traffic or cheap attention seekers looking for recognition.

even at 35, CR 7 is better than your MESSI , the records are there to show. Mbappe heading the pack is taken. Hazard at that position is great disrespect and sallah down there says everything, the author is a blogger.
Travel / Re: US Reciprocity Visa Fees To Remain, Despite FG Turnaround - Embassy by ukandi1(m): 6:05pm On Aug 30, 2019
PureGoldh:
No Matter what.... Nigerians will still be traveling outside the country.

God will surely provide

American Government dey form say dem dey wise....

I just don't know where the sense of our top officials waka go cry

Their sense waka go recess and never return since APC first tenure..

I come hear now say the sense don die

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu's 2023 Presidential Ambition by ukandi1(m): 9:41am On Apr 07, 2019
kernel001:


Why comment on inconsequential issues, abi you're Madder than the man?

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Crime / Re: South Africa: Nigerians Attacked, Shops Looted In Fresh Xenophic Attacks by ukandi1(m): 10:35am On Apr 04, 2019
Lekan1o1:



I'm a Yoruba but u are very stupid,
Stupidity is when u live in self denial that there are no Yorubas doing crimes in SA Too.
Besides the news didn't state they are a particular region,
We all need to stop this rubbish and look for a way forward.
Tribalism is meant for the dunces and shallow minds

You just won my respect

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Crime / Re: South Africa: Nigerians Attacked, Shops Looted In Fresh Xenophic Attacks by ukandi1(m): 10:32am On Apr 04, 2019
Xavi2019:
South Africans and Xenophobia again?

I just have a feeling that this has come to stay. The earlier we find crude ways to deal with it from our end, the better.
Travel / Re: Migrants Including Nigerians Allowed To Enter Europe After 18 Days. Photos by ukandi1(m): 5:59am On Jan 10, 2019
JJCE:
Abeg how your colleague take do ham, me too won Japa...

Brotherly, abeg if you get the way eventually, we many weh won follow. Share with us oh. I wan jaboo
Education / Re: President Buhari Okays 65-year Retirement Age For Teachers by ukandi1(m): 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2018
CloudResident:
Issokay. What's the life expectancy in Nigeria that you're signing sixty five years?
Kwantinu undecided

My dear, at what age did the DAURA Dundee become the President? Well over 80yrs and thinks it's cool to retain expired people in the system
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Vs Peter Obi On A Vice Presidential Debate by ukandi1(m): 7:16pm On Oct 15, 2018
HisSexcellency:
Peter Obi is a technocrat extraordinaire, he is sound upstairs and has no corruption case against him even after 8years as governor.
But the debate must be between the presidential candidates. Pmb will not escape ths one

Gbuammmmm.......
U have said it all.

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Politics / Re: Who Will Be The Best Running Mate Of Atiku Abubakar? by ukandi1(m): 2:38pm On Oct 07, 2018
correctyourself:


But come to think of it, has Bello of Kogi State made the young proud? I am afraid; putting the leaves of Nigerians onto young people's hand.

Yahya Bello inherited a state that was burden by debts incurred by past administration. The same problem his counterpart in Cross River faced.
Besides, he was voted in as APC candidate not because he was youth. Do not question the strength in youthfulness
Politics / Re: Who Will Be The Best Running Mate Of Atiku Abubakar? by ukandi1(m): 2:20pm On Oct 07, 2018
Let the south west also produce the Vice President. Divide the votes in the south west. Mop up the votes in your stronghold which is extreme south(south south ) and south east. That way, Buhari will return to his cattle colony in daura.. Any contrary move and it's another sordid 4yrs of ethnic and religious cleansing by the APC

Engr Jimi Agbaje of Lagos state PDP should take a slot. Prevail on him to leave state politics and step up

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Religion / Re: Re-marriage When Ones Spouse Is Still Alive.. by ukandi1(m): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2018
budaatum:

Oh well, he divorced her (or vice versa) they were 28 at the time with no kids. Most people would rather get on with their life and remarry than wait for their ex to die, while some might just kill the ex if they believe they shouldn't remarry till ex dies.

Wasn't Jesus just against divorce anyway?

Exactly.

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