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Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by ukandi1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 07
princepee:
How can sperm Burst pipe
Something that will turn to fluid in minutes...
Make Dem dey play.

Meanwhile they have very sick people as students..
How can you self-service off in public bathroom.

No be small matter oh.

They truly have very sick people as students
Politics / Re: Ojema Ojetu Sponsors Bill Seeking To Stop NW, SS, SW From Presidential Election by ukandi1(m): 7:49am On Mar 03
Good move.

I support this bill.

Challenge is those who benefit from the lopsided setting as practiced today by virtue of their privilege numerical strength would make sure the bill dies
Politics / Re: Army Locks Up Soldier Earning N50K Who Lamented He Needs 70k To Visit His Family by ukandi1(m): 6:32pm On Feb 15
Slurity:
IT IS VERY OBVIOUS YOU ARE A CHILD AND VERY IMMATURE. I BET YOUR AGE IS BELLOW 16, AND BY ANY MEANS YOU ARE OLDER THAN THAT, THEY YOU ARE A FOOL AT 40, AND A FOOL FOREVER. PEOPLE LIKE YOU LACK UNDERSTANING IN ALMOST ALL AREAS EXCEPT ONLINE ABUSE AND ATTACK. I DONT NEED ANYONE TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY ONE OF THE Obi supporters WITHOUT SENSE. SPITS...

I supported your outburst until I saw the OBI.

What has Peter Obi to do with your issue with the fellow who deliberately misunderstood you?

Haba ...

Please na.
Let's observe boundaries
Travel / Re: Don't Sell Your Things To Japa O by ukandi1(m): 5:18am On Feb 12
Lisa290:
It's only a fool, A very big fool that will sell all his stuff to Japa.

Don't say this.

There are things you just don't know yet.
What I can say here is that it's worth it
Politics / Re: Army Locks Up Soldier Earning N50K Who Lamented He Needs 70k To Visit His Family by ukandi1(m): 7:48am On Feb 07
matify83:
I knew it will come to to this.

The culture of enforced silence amidst suffering and maltreatment in our military is distasteful .


I cannot pity them for long. They are the ones used to kill innocent civilians who try to protests. Protest is a way of holding governments to do the right things.
These military guys are effectively utilized by politicians to quench every uprising by way of civilians protests which would have delivered the necessary change for everyone's favor, so let them enjoy the suppression

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Politics / Re: Crowd Hails Peter Obi As He Visits Jos, Plateau State Unannounced by ukandi1(m): 6:35am On Jan 31
chinonfelix2:




Obi won't like to contest under this man Atiku, unless he wants to kill his carrier.

Probably it will be obi vs kwankwaso.

But the problem will be, who go be president who go be vice?..

I strongly advice HE ATIKU to support obi but they will like him to enter PDP.

But we Nigerians need another party like LP

DATTI-BABA AHMED went through a lot to stand with PETER OBI ?
why would PETER OBI be merged with people he cannot control ? Do you think a vice president in the fold of KWANKWASO would submit to a President PETER OBI ? Not at all.

DATTI-BABA AHMED represents every Northern interest along religion and tribal grounds . Honestly DATTI-BABA AHMED should not be dropped.
Politics / Re: Crowd Hails Peter Obi As He Visits Jos, Plateau State Unannounced by ukandi1(m): 6:30am On Jan 31
Penguin2:
Conduct elections one million times and Obi will still beat Tinubu silly and require a Yakubu to shutdown the IREV and conjour numbers for him.

Conduct elections 1million times and all those who voted Obi in the last election will still vote for him. I can tell you authoritatively that Obi has not lost a single supporter; instead he has gained more supporters after it has been confirmed that the brain of their Emilokan is hollow.

Obi is the Daddy of their daddy.

And their daddy will forever live under the shadow of Obi.

Atiku/Obi2027.

Make I see how una wan take rig am.

I don't see that merger working. It has left the redemption point when Atiku used dollars to force PETER OBI out of PDP. so who would deputize for who when the South has to do 8yrs in Office before it returns to North ?
Religion / Re: Muslim Man Entered A Catholic Church In Canada And Prayed (Video, Photos) by ukandi1(m): 5:35am On Jan 29
Westerhoffe:
What's the difference between them?

For those of you quoting me and commenting thrash, if only you know that Catholics and Muslims get along better than Catholics and Christians.

Have you no knowledge of the relationship between Islam and Catholicism? undecided
Have you no knowledge of the Catholic Inquisition?


Don't put your fingers in my mouth tonight.

Most of you just detest the truth.

You may be correct.
Catholics worship God not Jesus Christ. They believe in Trinity but understand that only the Father must be worshipped through the Son. Unlike other Christian denominations who now worship Jesus Christ and never have regards for God the Father.
Islam growse with Christianity is along this ideology.
Crime / Re: Legalize & Democratize Gun Ownership In Nigeria - Activist, Raphael Adebayo by ukandi1(m): 6:23am On Jan 21
Legalize it in Nigeria as a matter of urgency.
They would be collateral damage we know but those who would survive would respect themselves.
Why allow some tribes ammunition and forbid others ?

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Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Cameroon: AFCON 2023 (3 - 1) On 19th January 2024 by ukandi1(m): 7:35pm On Jan 19
Senegal would be harassing African teams but when they reach the world stage, they struggle to get a point. It's such a shame

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast. Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2023: 0 - 1 On 18th January 2024 by ukandi1(m): 6:21pm On Jan 18
prinsam30:
aswear this zaidu nanconfirm idiot

Hahahahahaha
Romance / Re: Gambian "Baddie" Bride Passes Her Virginity Test. Gets Cash Gift by ukandi1(m): 5:23pm On Jan 18
Bullman:


Actually 28 k dalasi is about 500000k in naira not 300k
6k dalasi is 100k plus .. naira is gone


Chai..

It's such a shame .
What can we do ?
Family / Re: My Wife And 1 Are Expecting Our First Child And This Is What Is Happening by ukandi1(m): 9:31pm On Jan 11
advanceDNA:


One of the things I hate most is when my supposed partner that should be my number one supporter is the one being inconsiderate about spendings as if them dey pluck money for tree.


Baba .the money u gave her is more than enough ......But as u cannot talk on top ur own money and in ur own house ...give them another 700k......


HahahahahahahahHHH





Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by ukandi1(m): 8:59pm On Jan 11
#180k/month

B.Sc and M.Sc Chemistry
B.Eng and M.Eng Chemical Engineering
P.hD - in View chemical Engineering
COREN certified.

Yet na #180/month. Shame
Crime / Re: NDLEA Find Drugs In A Lady's Handbag At The Airport (Pictures/Video) by ukandi1(m): 8:06am On Jan 03
matify83:
Wow!!

So much drug hidden in plain sight.

She get mind o!

I sense that she is being set up. No sane person would openly carry such to airport and without extreme caution. There's more to it
Politics / Re: New Year: Tinubu Promises New Minimum Wage For Workers by ukandi1(m): 8:50pm On Jan 01
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2023 With 'One Word' by ukandi1(m): 8:03am On Dec 31, 2023
Good


Hopefully 2024 would be better
Car Talk / Re: Advice Needed For A Sienna: 2gr Engine Or 3mz Engine by ukandi1(m): 6:09am On Dec 30, 2023
ugreat:
Hello Sirs,
I want to ask which of the Sienna model between 2004-2007 has 3MZ engine?

Also is there a way to physically identify 3mz Vs 2gr engine? Thanks in anticipation.

Ps: asking cos I want to buy these model of Sienna with 3MZ engine. Thanks

3mz has the engine top cover with red inscription on it boldly written VVT-I , 3.3.
The 2gr is plane with Toyota logo and V6 so boldly crested. The 2gr is crested there too but faintly on the cover.
Car Talk / Re: Advice Needed For A Sienna: 2gr Engine Or 3mz Engine by ukandi1(m): 6:05am On Dec 30, 2023
I have owned both siennas, the 2005 with 3 mz and 2007 with 2gr.

The 3mz is better in fuel economy and ruggedness. It hardly breaks and very loyal.

The 2gr seems faster but too difficult to maintain. It's a fuel consumer, very expensive to maintain but a powerhouse. It can break down for the simplest reasons

My advice : stay away from the 2gr complete 💯. Don't say you didn't know or hear.

98% of commercial siennas run on 3mz. There's a reason transport companies prefer the 3mz.

My opinion from experience
Education / Re: Cost And Quick Way To Obtain NTI Transcript by ukandi1(m): 11:16am On Dec 28, 2023
so where you able to collect the transcript ?

if yes, please share the steps and cost
Family / Re: Celebrating Christmas On A Budget by ukandi1(m): 6:43pm On Dec 26, 2023
Emu4life:


Well, you will have problem explaining to many of your Christian brothers on this thread. They believe otherwise.

Very true. And this is very worrisome.
They don't worship God anymore, they worship the son JESUS CHRIST.
Family / Re: Celebrating Christmas On A Budget by ukandi1(m): 8:21am On Dec 26, 2023
Zealoy:
I spent #15k just to cook stew, rice, chicken and salad omo everything is expensive this days i swear

Chicken I bought was #15k yet not so big. Spent double that to cook stew only.
Family / Re: Celebrating Christmas On A Budget by ukandi1(m): 8:19am On Dec 26, 2023
Emu4life:
Jesus is God but he was born on 25 of Dec.....
So na God dem born 25 Dec

Ahahahahhaahaha gringrin

Jesus is the son of God, not God.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Beats Otto Wallin: Deontay Wilder Outboxed By Joseph Parker(video by ukandi1(m): 8:49pm On Dec 24, 2023
Rebuker:





Yeah, AJ has made a comeback. I was actually expecting a bigger fight with Wilder, but Wilder's ass got beaten by "an ordinary" Joseph Parker.

Parker is not ordinary.
I bet my cash on parker to defeat Wilder.

Parker is the best right now if my opinion counts.

Same way USYK would outclass Tyson fury.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Do Nigerian Employers Request Irrelevant Information? by ukandi1(m): 10:49am On Dec 13, 2023
No. Of children would make you either steal or be loyal to the organization depending on your salary.

Marital status affects your productivity as a tired employee from the other room's activity would be too weak to have meaningful contributions to office
Religion inclination would tell them when you can be available or not.

It's always believed that married people are more responsible and loyal.
Other reasons abound though. These are a few I can think of and believe me, they matter
Autos / Re: Tokumbo Toyota And Lexus Parts, Engines And Underneaths by ukandi1(m): 7:12am On Dec 10, 2023
I need original Japan Toyota 4A-FE Engine, complete with manual gearbox.

How much please?
Autos / Re: Direct Tokunbo Engines And Gearboxes by ukandi1(m): 6:49am On Dec 10, 2023
I need original Japan 4A-FE Toyota engine complete with manual gearbox.

How much please ? , highest grade
Food / Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by ukandi1(m): 10:54am On Dec 09, 2023
Welcome to the new Nigeria.

We lost it when we insisted on retaining the government structure in place whether base on tribal, religion or regional affiliation.

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Family / Re: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by ukandi1(m): 8:48pm On Nov 22, 2023
booblacain:
Please keep turning him down so that he can continue enjoying his sweet sleep. No time.


Hahahahahahaha.

Chai...

This statement made my day
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by ukandi1(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21, 2023
dyrocha:


I'm kinda in the position where you are except for the DNA ish. You can reach out if you'd like to.

What i do most times is just look the other way and focus on myself and my children. See her as one of the very many faces that would come so close to your life and not the (one)/last.

Reach out.

It's sad but truth is we are many on this lane.
Men are crying and dieing, no one cares. That's the sad reality of the world today.

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by ukandi1(m): 3:07pm On Nov 21, 2023
UnproudLife:
So it happened that at this certain time, I was running a lucrative business that had so much cashflow., to the tune of about 2-4m monthly and I married my long-time girlfriend whom I disvirgined and had been dating for 7 years.

The moment we married and started the family journey, I tried making conversations about having a core family standard that would make harmony stand the test of time. Note that I am a man who is disciplined and goal-oriented. So first I approached my wife with a conversation on how to both make meaningful contributions in getting the family from point A to B at all times, to be more detailed, one of the conversations we had was about our finances because I also mentored her in the same business and she was raking in cash as well and was profitable.

I asked her that we make it a habit of both of us making contributions, having a certain joint account where we drop in cash from a certain amount we make sure we get paid monthly from our businesses. This was because while I was a reasonable spender who knows that if I go broke nobody got my back in the whole wide world. I'm the kinda person who when I spend, let's say for example, 200k just knows I'm worth times 30 of that but even with that I didn't have a concrete structure in business, I just spend money or do things as though my business was an extension of me, which the same was my wife's as well. And this was the reason I wanted us to make the conversation and also do things together. So I told her when we get paid monthly from our businesses we send a certain percentage of it to a joint account to run the family and if I was doing let's say 70k she should do like 30k because, with all honesty, I valued her business at if not half of mine or slightly above it was close at the time. And this was immediately we got married oh.

I was met with strong refusal, as she told me I married her and it was my duty to cater for everything, but as a patient person that I am in not making my judgement rashly I kept trying to convince her. I did till when it dawned on me that we was stern with her objection. And then this created in me a sense of deep selfishness from my wife and also note that I wasn't ever nosey about her income and even though I had a way to access her accounts to monitor Everything I wasn't interested and I was being the sole provider in the family while I watched my wife spend her money how she liked, making decisions that should involve me with her sister and calling some things to surprise me, and I don't mean it negatively.

It happened that i started a project in building a house 3years before we married which I'd credit to her sisters's advice and by the time we married we were already done with the roofing, remaining plastering and the rest. We were living at a very moderate house in town but had this project at a suburb in lagos which we all know that as a lagosian is still Lagos but only that the area would be less expensive. So at a time we were planning moving to a better apartment in town when her sister and her friend advised we pour money in completing our own place to move in. After much convincing I agreed and God blessed the most during this period in business so I had a dream house kind of finishing to the interior and we moved in.

During this time we were managing living at our business place because I was still accommodating her in my business space and we lived there and went home ones or twice in 2 weeks as it was easier with my driving. We then had a certain disagreement that made my wife without my agreement move her business and everything to that house and the area sighting her sister advicing it be done. I winked at it for peace to reign and because I wasn't a fool. Sorry without having to correct what I typed up there, this was the real account of what happened. When we had our first child she moved directly there and I went home weekends while running both businesses with me just directing her staffs and guiding them with discipline. We all know when you leave business for strangers it's OYO but all that doesn't mean I was also having access to her money, the money went to her while I managed the business.

This also was playing out while we dated and got married in how she never likes making any expenditure in even the cost of executing her jobs, and she would rather blackmail which I don't buy and because at those times I stick to mindset in business she'd rebel and take rash decision that would later backfire. So that was how she came one day and moved her everything to the area where we built saying her sister advised it.

I was a faithful man, a born again personality who ever since I gave my life to Christ about 5years to our marriage I stopped having fornication even with her or anyone and till that point in the marriage. So as she had moved, ye little things I knew in her business started diminishing while I was running the family financially. But this lady was always making me feel less than a man because she was so so not submissive even though I married her with the us being both core Christians and born again where she was even more fired up than me so we all knew submissiveness was the watchword but she wouldn't sub to it at this point and when I was home she'd make life miserable for me shouting in an area that the voice travels far, insult my life telling me that she regretted marrying me because I was a person who just wouldn't budge and I used to say I don't "think" as in the thinking that leads to depression and I guess this was why she wasn't having it. I always found ways to channel my thoughts to things positive that gets me going and even forgiving her on time while she sometimes take days to stop keeping malice.

This lady graduated to the aspect of telling me she stooped so low marrying me and I could go out and meet other ladies that she wouldn't even give a damn, and this went on for a long time. Without exaggeration, I myself was someone that in her words she feel for initially because of my looks although I was 5"7 and she like 5"6 in height which isn't that short for a man. I knew how young in thought and look I was when I start taking care of myself and dressing nice again and without a doubt an handsome man, so it got to a point I said to myself I've had enough. At this time I was already lusting at my spec in ladies out there in which I married her like but she refused to remain at. I brushed off and even while being in my early 30s I had several ladies saying I looked 23-26 in age and I started meeting ladies and having affairs with multiple through platforms and it was mind-blowing to me because they were telling me I looked better in person even though the profile pictures I had were compelling themselves. So I had several young ladies wishing we were dating for real but u didn't want that and wouldn't lie to get them laid with promises but the only lie I told was that I wasn't married neither with kids which some weren't even suspecting not to talk of asking such. But something was just not clicking with the way guys if this age behave when I relate with them and this is when we have more deeper relations and then they start sensing the nature of responsibility which makes them ask if I was married.

So at this point I said to myself, I was separated from my wife and I told her in several occasions because I wasn't going home as often as before she noticed all the changes in my looks but cared less. I was so far gone in having other ladies that I didn't even know what could ever make me wanna get back with her again. But in all these I was still a man who doesn't believe in divorce, which is what I always tell her made her misbehave. Then lemme note this. I was so far gone playing churchy Al these years I never knew the age had turned around and ladies were now so much for sale, I could remember hearing the word hookup for the first time 2 years ago when I had started contemplating cheating and I turned so many girls down on those platforms when I understood what hookup meant. I mostly kept them friends online for whining and all and I went off without meeting anyone until last year, that same last year by almost the middle of the year I had my first encounter with a lady who was almost begging I had s*X with her right in my car as the car was tinted at the back, and this was while being friends. I refused and explained I had never done it before. But a month later I started getting in the act until miraculously this year at mid year I had been longing for a change in lifestyle when I got the gift of repentance right in church and I just at this moment didn't care what my wife had ever done to me, I just forgave her in my heart, asked for forgiveness from God. Then it has been happening lately by then that she had been begging me and her sister was saying she in the person of my wife was already fed up and wanted to beg back in good terms with me but you know basking in the love of flesh I wasn't into it and knowing she was the kind that goes back to her vomit. But at this point I determined to make her come where I was and then we reconcile. But shortly after I did restitution with her and told her all I had done and what she made be go into but to my surprise she was so disappointed crying and telling me all sorts which was surprising to me because I expected this woman should have already seen the writing on the wall because I don't know how to pretend at all but she said she never suspected that she knew I was a Christian. Although I played a clean game but was was obvious was the fact that I changed in looks and all and shouldn't that be glaring. And now she only sober occasionally when the thoughts kicks in

My main problem now is that, while my first child is a copy of me, I started seeing the looks of my sister in law's last born in my last kid, which my mum has vaguely noted and I seconded. We can't even nurture the thought as we just said it. But personally each day I now stay with the kid I keep looking the semblance and thinking what if my bro in law which is my sister in law's hobby fathered this child. You see that would have out the child conception at about 3 months before I ever started having affairs outside marriage. I just wish to know what you guys think because I haven't even been able to ask any question relating to that as my wife just seem to off to ever fall into such.

Please ignore any typo as it was long and I'm trying to get by with a new course and it'll be hard to go through what I've written again. Pardon me


Wow.

Story of my life except that some of us have paid jobs. Honestly your account bears semblance to more than 80% of the men . It's sad.
Well, discreetly take the child for DNA test before you you know what's next.
Travel / Re: Lion Spotted Taking A Walk On The Streets In Roma, Italy Last Night (pics/video) by ukandi1(m): 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2023
I try to imagine the number of Black people in that lion's Tommy

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