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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UkwuNnu(m): 5:55pm On Jan 23, 2013
ATMC: lol, now i get you...and now i quoted you from NOW AD

Hello lady can I see ur back?
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Pulls Out Of CAN! by UkwuNnu(m): 3:28pm On Jan 23, 2013
Okija_juju: The Catholic Church, Anglican Church, Methodist and all other such orthodox churches are the last hope of Christianity as a religion..





Wolves and leaches have taken over Christianity.

Arusi, I na eje uka?
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Pulls Out Of CAN! by UkwuNnu(m): 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2013
IYA NGBALI: which envy?roman catholic priests are not materialistic like some of your so called pastors,if they want jets there are people that can buy for them,but they are not after the things of this world,they don't need it to do their work

Not materialistic indeed.
Who owns madonna university scattered all around the place? They pay more than half what convenant university pays but they are not one - third close to convenant both in structures and standard.

Oh, I forgot he runs a charity nun home! huh?
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Pulls Out Of CAN! by UkwuNnu(m): 2:44pm On Jan 23, 2013
They are not comfortable with Ayo being close to the government or CAN?

Why the persistence mention of private jet in this report? #ISmellEnvy!

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Romance / Re: Guyz : D First Time A Lady Toast U, How Do U Feel? by UkwuNnu(m): 8:07am On Jan 23, 2013
tpacalipse: But seriously, if u don't look like a magga, will a woman ask u out? Mtcheeew.

Are u that ugly?
Romance / Re: Why Do Nice Girls End Up Being The Ones Cheated And Walked Over By Men? by UkwuNnu(m): 12:40am On Jan 23, 2013
lifesabeach:

...and you need e-blows to your mouth so u count your teeth behind your throat! I am more than happy to disappoint you by saying that I am proudly not a victim of any heartbreaks grin. I am actually the one who gets to be worshipped by her husband-- because I got no manners grin. I started the thread because I wanted to hear what silly thinking magas like you will have to say for yourselves and because I really feel sorry for these girls...So YOU go sit YOUR black sorry ars*e in a dump somewhere, MAGA!!

[size=14pt]Akuko ifo![/size]

Science/Technology / Re: Human-like Behaviors In Animals by UkwuNnu(m): 3:52pm On Jan 18, 2013
Ileke-IdI:





[img]http://4.bp..com/_leK5390n0fE/TMk9QbAnyrI/AAAAAAAACQE/VOJKONKOvDc/s1600/Funny+mrm+m2m+69.jpg[/img]






WTF! is happening in that 4th pix?

A three-$ome? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Know About Or Join Nairaland? by UkwuNnu(m): 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2013
Those days in school when we hustle for browsing cheats and then configure peoples phone for a token.

Na cheat carry me show this background around 2006. Always viewing as a guest, I also got alot of info here for my IT report and project work then.



But wait o, Oluwaseun Osewa suppose don get share for google o, see as 80% of people wet show here come through google.
Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by UkwuNnu(m): 10:38am On Jan 17, 2013
Ronaldo offered himself up to play for cape verse at the afcon in a bid to win a national trophy, in the same team torres came on loan........ But Torres was hospitalized after the tournament which they lost at the final.




It was later gathered that Ronaldo actually sent PEPE to shoot him for missing a sitter.
Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by UkwuNnu(m): 10:32am On Jan 17, 2013
Sahara reporters can authoritatively confirm from a reliable source that Abramovic has pleaded with super eagles coach to take Torres on loan to AFCON but he ended up winning the best opposing defender of the tournament.
Technology Market / Re: New Year Price Slash! Brand New Samsung Galaxies And Used BB Bold. (pix Inside) by UkwuNnu(m): 12:24pm On Jan 16, 2013
The last fir galaxy y pro duos?
Phones / Re: A New Tecno Phone (tecno N3) -soon! by UkwuNnu(m): 10:11pm On Dec 21, 2012
adefash: Some1 pls tell me can this phone open word documents,pdf file,can it multitask, can it view video from youtube and possibly download video? If yes i need to get it asap.
Does all n much more, just download d right app.
Literature / Re: TAMISHO - My Story. My Life by UkwuNnu(m): 5:30pm On Dec 13, 2012
Thnx hun. Am hooked, getting my pop corn and soda ready for d nxt episode... Ife a bu strong tin...
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by UkwuNnu(m): 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2012
tony_m1: N1.8 BILLION IS TOO SMALL, MAKE IT N2.5B AS EVERYONE INVOLVED IS A CROOK AND I DON'T TRUST THE MINISTER HERSELF. SHE CAN BE INVOLVED IN THE PLOT ALSO, ANYTHING TO STEAL NIGERIAN MONEY
U need a brain. #kidsOnDLoose
Politics / True Confession: Man Who Lost Wife, Son To Governor Mimoko’s Election Rituals, by UkwuNnu(m): 1:18pm On Sep 07, 2012
[b]History is characterized by tragic irony. Mr. Ademuyiwa Adeyeye, a former aide of Ondo State Governor, Olusegun Mimiko, must have thought the steps he allegedly took to ensure the victory of the governor in 2007 governorship election in the state would change his life for better.

But tragically, the steps led him and members of his family to sorrow, tears, blood and death.

In his shocking revelation in an interview programme on the only private radio station [ADABA FM] in the state last Friday, claimed they took several lives in different parts of Ondo state to ensure Mimiko’s victory in 2007 election.

Ademuyiwa revealed that Governor Mimiko sent him, the late Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, Hon. Oye Alademehin, the late Senator Iwakun and one other person to India to consult marabouts.

According to him, they also went to a town in Ijebu land where they were told to go and be killing goats in different towns and villages in the state.

The lot fell on Ademuyiwa to kill the goats. But without knowing, he was killing human beings. After the killing, Ademuyiwa, who said he was well known among members of the drivers’ union [NURTW], said he met his wife on his way back and hugged her, but immediately his wife developed swelling breasts.

He said he spent all his fortunes on his wife’s health. Doctor eventually told him the wife had cancer of the breast and had to remove the pair of breasts. At the end of the day, he lost the wife. He also told listeners that he lost one of his children.

Revealing this, Ademuyiwa said “We went to India to make rituals. When we got to Ondo State, the governor and late Alademehin [a.k.a Dead Body] said we had to kill goats in different parts of the state for peace to reign. Of course, I was the one that killed the goats without knowing that I was killing human beings. On my way back, my wife met and hugged me. Her breasts began to swell. I took her to different traditional healing homes.

“When I did not get good result, I took her to the hospital. It was at this point that the doctor said it was cancer of the breast. They removed the two breasts, yet I lost her. I also lost my son. It was at this point that I was advised to go to a church in Lagos. It was there I met T.B Joshua who is from Akoko, he said I should go and confess my sins to the people of Ondo State”.

While narrating how they started the spiritual’s trip, Ademuyiwa explained that “When we were coming from Ijebu where will were giving a python snake which would bbe an instrument for the governor, some people laid spiritual ambush for us. Alademehin told me to drive on, because I was the one that drove the car, I told him no.

“He now called the Ijebu herbalist who told us that he already saw it. He then removed the embargo; we brought the snake and dropped it very close to the governor’s pond in Ondo. It is still there as I speak with you. If you doubt my story, go there. You will see the snake. You can also tune your TV to the Emmanuel TV and you will see my deliverance there.

“Everybody in the drivers’ union knows me very well. The governor came to me with N3million after losing my wife and a child. I told him I don’t want blood money again. I want peace in my family, not blood money”.

“When I visited the T.B Joshua’s church, [Synagogue Church of All Nations in Lagos ]the man of God told him to go and confess his sin, saying that he was the only precondition for him not to lose other children.

“I want you to forgive me. I don’t want to lose any of my children again. I have lost one of them as well as my wife. The man of God that comes from Akoko land with a big and popular Church in Lagos told me that until I confess and ask for your forgiveness, I will lose more people in my family. Every members of the drivers’ union knows me very well. The man of God gave me anointed water. I want you to tune to his TV channel if you are in doubt. You will see the day I was delivered” He said.

According to him, a python was given to them by one of the herbalists in Ijebu land. The dangerous snake, he said, is currently around Mimiko’s fish pond in Ondo town.

Speaking on the ordeal of his wife, Ademuyiwa said, the late Hon. Alademehin came to his aid by giving him money. He said among the people that went for that ritual, he was the only one that is alive and not afflicted by any disease, but not without losing his wife and one of his children,

His words, “I am the only one who is still alive and not afflicted by any serious ailment among the four of us who perform the rituals for Mimiko. After seeing the snake, I asked late Senator Iwakun if there would not be any repercussion. Iwakun said he did not mind whatever repercussion that might arise from killings and the python charm. Four days later, Iwakun gave up the ghost.

“Before the death of Iwakun, Hon. Oye Alademehin had an intractable ailment that led to his premature death. Governor Mimiko visited him on his sick bed in one of the Lagos hospital and promised him that he would take care of his family since he laid down his life for him to become the governor of the state. The last person that was privy to the devilish act is at Alagbaka in Akure, currently battling with paralysis.

“When the man suffered the killer ailment, Governor Mimiko gave him N6million. But that money could not cure his infirmity”.[/b]





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Business / Re: CBN To Introduce N5,000 Note by UkwuNnu(m): 9:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
Maybe he wants to enhance 'cap-banking'. It comes naturally.

angry angry angry

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Business / Re: CBN To Introduce N5,000 Note by UkwuNnu(m): 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2012
Instead of this 500 naira ish, why not revisit Soludo's Re-denomination?

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Business / Re: CBN To Introduce N5,000 Note by UkwuNnu(m): 9:28pm On Aug 23, 2012
souldust: the three women are ok in my opinion instead of the eze wuruwuru that the igbo ethnocentric schuvinists are suggesting.

Ife eji chu aja ka i'bu.

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Politics / Re: New 5000 Naira Note. by UkwuNnu(m): 9:25pm On Aug 23, 2012
Rhino.5dm:
No Ibo shocked lipsrsealed

Ife eji chu aja ka i'bu.
Politics / Re: CPC & ACN Merger Faces Challenge From Stakeholders by UkwuNnu(m): 9:14pm On Aug 23, 2012
undecided undecided undecided angry angry grin

Politics / Tinubu Vs Buhari! by UkwuNnu(m): 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2012
grin grin tongue tongue

Phones / Re: Samsung Launches Galaxy S Duos by UkwuNnu(m): 9:06am On Aug 23, 2012
texazzpete:

Dumb'ass...the Desire V has practically the same hardware as the Galaxy S Duos. And possible more expensive.

Why would you expect a budget phone to have NFC or DLNA?

More importantly, given the fact that battery life is always a concern with Dual-SIM phones, why would you imagine they'd put an LTE radio in there? How many of their Asia/Africa target markets have LTE 4G networks?

Inferis my friend, this is a strange diversion into dumb'ass territory for you grin

PS: there aren't many chipsets that support Dual-SIM...just usually the low end single core variants from Qualcomm and the recently introduced dual core versions from MediaTek which have the competent PowerVR SGX GPU.

Keep schooling them buddy!

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Crime / Re: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by UkwuNnu(m): 7:55pm On Aug 22, 2012
dayokanu:

Any surprise at their names?

Anu mpama

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Issues In Dangote’s Graduate Drivers Scheme By Jarus by UkwuNnu(m): 6:35pm On Aug 22, 2012
hononyx: So far I can see that those promulgating this job for graduates are working with oil and gas firms...or business moguls...I don't have a job and I won't drive the truck...lets continue to demean ourselves in the name of bad economy while some of us sit back behind our laptops with beautiful jobs pretending this idea is genius...we will get there...oya Bsc, B.eng, HND, OND, SSCE, no cert apply now...rubbish....

Am sorry to say but you are pathetic! You don't have job and don't want one...

A cuz of mine drove truck for a coy for yrs b4 he secured a better job in an oil firm today.

Nobody is condeming anybody to driving truck for life!
Romance / Re: Are Women Still Moved By Words???? by UkwuNnu(m): 3:01pm On Aug 22, 2012
[size=14pt]Words still move a lot of them jare. Infact it's most of them that claim hard to get that you can get easily once u'v got swag and flows. Talking from years of experience.... [/size]

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Politics / Re: Enugu-Women Protest Mysterious Deaths Of Sons by UkwuNnu(m): 12:05pm On Aug 22, 2012
Chanchit: Indigbo kwenu..! Choi
kwenu....! Choi
kwezionueeee....! Chaaaaiii
Una for wait make december reach nau, this one wei una start early this year, na him be say old papa blood sef go flow, if una don finish all the young boys before december..

Number 2.

The list of NDI ARA keeps increasing.

Nxt!

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Politics / Re: Enugu-Women Protest Mysterious Deaths Of Sons by UkwuNnu(m): 12:03pm On Aug 22, 2012
Inik: Igbo people and their love for blood money undecided

You are highly Nno.
NXT!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UkwuNnu(m): 11:15pm On Aug 21, 2012
J12:

Ol'boy, I noticed you banned me from the romance section for some days. I actually don't want to make a fuss about it because it will be a waste of time but please, please, please "DON'T TRY IT NEXT TIME!!!" I'm fuckìng SERIOUS!!!
If I criticize a useless topic on the frontpage, it is not for you to say or decide whether it is right/wrong or for you to delete my posts and write some incessant garbage on my profile to feel like a school prefect or a disciplinarian.
Delete this if you like but I just want to warn you finally: DON'T EVER TRY THAT AGAIN!


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sexkillz: Repeat the offence, and i WILL triple the ban. . .


Dare me!


Gan gan... Make una enter garage jor and park well. angry angry angry

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