₦airaland Forum

Owutuotuo:
If a woman can tie her womb, a man can also tie his sperm duct. As a man I can, if my wife agrees to it as a form of birth control. It’s all about mutual understanding.

the chance of reversing it is slim.

Overview. Vasectomy is a form of male birth control that cuts the supply of sperm to your semen. It's done by cutting and sealing the tubes that carry sperm. Vasectomy has a low risk of problems and can usually be performed in an outpatient setting under local anesthesia.

Reading up the procedure ,why would I have a body part sealed Abi condom do finish for market?

What about u?

GoooodHardDick:
Wike should stop confusing thunder and lightning. He should be specific so the thunder can do it's work

thunder and lightening are the same , lightening is the main thing ,thunder is just the sound that accompanies it ,so thunder can locate someone only lightening can.

grandstar:
If i was not religious, i would jump bail and disappear, probably to another African country, one that has no extradiction treaty with Nigeria.

That would mean me starting life afresh. I would also change my name in the event there is an international arrest warrant for me.

like escobat Abi

FreeStuffsNG:
Well raised beautiful children with so much humility.

These ones will not go online to insult another person's mother or father, only those children raised by irresponsible parents think money makes good upbringing and character.
check my signature for free stuffs!

you want people to respect the agbero inventor (do u deny that Tinubu brought agberoism to Lagos) ,makoko in Lagos has little or no good drinking water,you want people to respect a man with questionable family and educational background,one whom ulters gibberish everytime he is allowed to talk in public. If not for tribalism and whatever nonsense you stand to gain from MC olumo's godfather , would you support Tinubu.

You should be ashamed of urself.

*Am from delta before u call me ibo*

Harry00:
sorry sir but the possibility of this ever happening is zero to none

is Nigeria not an apocalypse?

advanceDNA:
Even if u want to go by ur erronous suggeation....So jesus that said " before Abraham he already existed" ...how are u sure who is older btw jesus and melchizedek?

Melchizedek has an endless lifespan,he has no beginning of day nor end and Christ was named a priest after his order ,my dear Na simple mathematics oh.

KnownUnknown:
Melchizedek is a character in the book of Genesis who made his appearance when Abram returns from a rescue mission. Lot is captured and Abram goes and rescues him. Upon his return, he is met by two men, one of which is Melchizedek who is introduced as the priest of the most high god. Abram then gives Melchizedek a tenth of the loot he returned with unprompted.

What is the moral of the story children?

If Abram himself gave 10 percent to a priest, who are you to withhold the tithe?

funny , couldn't stop laughing all day,you sure say no be comedy be ur calling so .

Back to the question ,you no explain anything

advanceDNA:
There is nothing that suggest or mentioned he is higher up than jesus

Paul explained what the "order of Melchizedek meant in the context he used it" in the book of hebrews....why are u adding more suggestion that isnt even in the bible??

been a member of an order most likely suggests that the order is older than u ,likely named after someone more powerful and older than u are.

So I have been puzzled by this biblical figure for ages now ,the person on whose order of priesthood Jesus himself came from .

Is there some other order of priesthood?

Note: he is said to be a priest of the most high God (so cannot be God himself)

Christ is said to be from his order (which likely implies he is higher up than Christ)

temitope27:
JAGABAN IS COMING

to lead ur father's house

Googledotcom:
Be careful what you wish others, I have seen police officers that are decent in their duties. Sometimes I wonder how some of you reason.

most policemen are thieves and oppressive , I gat no r.i.p for them

Questionable childhood
Questionable age
Questionable source of wealth
Questionable name

Who exactly is bola Asiwaju Tinubu ?

So I created a post 3 months ago about the incompetence of Omo Agege as governitorial candidate in delta(it was removed by the mod) and a lot of people ask as to whom my preferred candidate was .

Ladies and gentlemen , distinguished deltans

I present to you the best of the lot ,I give u Marcus efeoghene ekure

# lets get it right 2023

Vote labour party's peter obi for president

Vote ADC EFE EKURE FOR GOVERNOR

kingthreat:
I have been saying this for long. Igbo women have a thing for maltreating children in their care who are not theirs. This is not about tribalism or anything. It just keeps repeating itself in the news. Forget news, look around you. This is just too common. about 80% of the culprits of child physical abuse are women from the East. The orientation just needs to change.
May the soul of the poor child rest in peace. That woman should be killed. No freaking mercy.

most women are like that every where ,am from the south south and believe it or not women here are more or less the same,there is something about most women that makes them maltreat a child that's totally dependent on them.

Sheistoopretty:
Wailings of a poor wretched simp turned Redpiller wannabe so ordinary rice and ice cream is what u couldn't pay for and u are here already giving motivational advises

All these BJRAN (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) boys sef

I have one thing to tell you. GROW UP!

how many date u don fund

elyte89:
Normal sex is btw 4-6minutes,any thing outside dt ,na abnormal

close to 1hour I Neva still cum

Davidave:
NOBODY OWES YOU ANYTHING,LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OFF IT

is this how you live with it brother?

yusufu16:
my friend, stop this entitlement mentality.

you brother doesn't owe you anything in this life. You better face your life.

is that how u live with it brother?

sircatherine45:
Chai....black man!

God forbid!

Normally, Urhobo men are jealous, lazy, polygamous, dangerous, thieves, stupid, liars, killers, diabolical, crafty, wicked, wild and foolish.

urhobo women are promiscuous ,rude , obnoxious and control freaks .

LiveWithIt:
Some sets of zombies will have sleepless night, they never wished for anything good in their entire life.
Tinubu carry on we Nigerians are solidly behind.
I don't know why this man is so loved by all, but I believe he's man after God's heart...

God bless you our beloved, incoming president.
ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU

what's ur view on thuggery ?

budaatum:
On reading the first paragraph, I was about to say it's the same way low mentality people blame the wife when husbands misbehave. Then I read the second paragraph where you blame women for your aunties misbehaviour and just had to shake my head at you.

just my observation ,not all women though.

ghettochild:
U must have misbehaved for u tell hear that

funny how orphans are critized for the same things others are praised for ,funny how people expect u to be perfect and act like a machine ,funny how every action has to be over thought.,funny how u try ur best but it just isn't good enough .

Note : I only experienced the above when living with aunties not once with an uncle

Why are women like this ,u see them acting like they love Thier sister and brother but given the opportunity wouldn't hesitate to maltreat that sister's or brother's children ,if they are completely dependent on them.

ghettochild:
U must have misbehaved for u tell hear that

not necessarily , besides a child (which I was at that time) is prone to ill behaviours ,still doesn't justify such words

Mercury12:
Both an obligations and an act of kindness.
You want your late brother kids to suffer?

don't have any orhaned nephews/cousin ,I was the orphan in question.

igbotormentor:
Hehehehehe God bless jagaban of Nigeria, the incoming president of federal republic of Nigeria and Peter Obi, minister of Biafra agitation negotiation

what's ur take on agberos

budaatum:
And you now asking about your nieces and nephews?

Would have thought your experience would have informed you. Care to share?

am only asking if calling ur nephew a liability is right ,cos I was called that on multiple occasions.

budaatum:
It's not an obligation, nor is it really kindness. It just is a decent thing to do.

You'd like your family to take care of your children if, forbid, you and your partner die, so why would you not for your niece and nephews?

was once the said nephew

Hello nairalanders ,I have been battling with this question for a long time
Note : the brother and his wife are late(I was the nephew in question 15 yrs ago)

Ikennaford:
This info is for fairly used buyers,we Asus gang don't bother , spent $2,400 on my Asus , the most expensive laptop on earth,

says who

Intellectuall01:
PDP is the reason why Delta State is so backward and yet, people from Delta State are still supporting the same PDP. I'm an Urhobo but I must admit that my people are too foolish.

Why not try a new party?

like the agbero called Omo Agege Abi