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Health / Re: National Hugging Day: Five Health Benefits Of Hugging by ume1000: 11:01am On Jan 22
Racoon:
Oya let the hugging continue. There is one nice NL I would want to meet and hug one day. Amotolongbo - Very nice and cool lady. Her submissions here are always superb.
the same person that sees nothing wrong with a woman that slept with two brothers?

No go follow toto enter bush oh!
Art, Graphics & Video / Graphite For Sale by ume1000: 9:11am On Jan 06
Pure graphite for sale

Pets / Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by ume1000: 10:04pm On Jul 08, 2023
jmoore:
For the animal to have killed some humans, is it ethical to eat the animal?
hippos are herbivores
Computers / Dell Inspiron 1525 For Sale In Ughelli Delta State by ume1000: 7:43am On Jul 03, 2023
Dell inspiron 1525 for sale

Hdd -250gb

Ram - 3gb

Processor- dual core Intel pentinium

Os- windows 7


Price is 34k

Price is slightly negotiable

Politics / What's The First Thing That Comes To Mind ,when You See A Nigerian Police Check by ume1000: 11:57am On Feb 19, 2023
Mine is : what are these criminals up to now.
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Of 6-Year-Old Girl Arrested While Withdrawing Ransom Money in Ondo by ume1000: 8:03pm On Jan 08, 2023
omoredia:
It all starts with leadership. A corrupt leader will breed corrupt people. Evil leaders will turn the heart of the people away from God
it all started with greedy people not the leaders,the leaders are products of the society they are from.
Properties / Re: Japa: Canada Bans Foreigners Others From Buying Houses by ume1000: 9:52pm On Jan 02, 2023
Ilamina:
Did you know that Small Canada has more Jews than the UK

Can you imagine
you mean the third largest country in the world
Crime / Re: Police Is A Noble Profession, Allow Your Wards – IGP Usman To Parents by ume1000: 12:32am On Jan 01, 2023
buygala:
Oga IGP even has time to beg citizens to join the Police..


If the Police is understaffed, it's the same citizens who will suffer.. undecided

As much as the Police has its own shortcomings and challenges, it is still very key in stemming the breakdown of law and order..

All these Nigerians forbidding their kids from joining the Police, whose kids do you then want to join the police and do the dirty but very important job of law enforcement? ..

when police start law enforcement ,you sure say Na the same country we dey so ,Abi you miss spell extortion.
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Supporters Are Punishing Themselves Over Sabinus – Fisayo Soyombo by ume1000: 9:35am On Dec 26, 2022
fuckJones:
I know a man that have made People that served under him Great Leaders that served in all level of Govt.
He made Councillors, LG Chairman
He made House of Assembly Members And Governors
He made House of Representatives and Senators
He made Ministers & a Vice president

WHO IS HE?
did he make his state a first world state ?

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Politics / Re: Datti Ahmed Bows To Greet Tinubu At Abuja Central Mosque Today (Pictures) by ume1000: 8:46pm On Dec 23, 2022
lhordspy:
I was also surprised to see him at the central mosque today. These days he has been very distanced and disconnected from the Northern political terrain. Irrespective of his political affiliation, i will advise him to always stay in touch to avoid losing relevance, which may be of help to his future political ambitions.

My first time of meeting him though. He seems like a nice man. He just picked the wrong side.

He got paired with an hopeless political clown like Ob! from an insultive, hatefilled, children of hate region. People that can insult anyone and everyone; their kings, their parents and even their elders. People without an iota of good moral upbringing or proper home-training. Just look at them commenting below with their usual pattern

kai... May we never be unfortunate in life
that was how Lagos State ended up in Tinubu's pocket with undeserved respect.

Only a thief respects a thief (sorry I kind of forgot the saying "no honour amongst thieves) only a fool respects a thief.

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Sports / Re: Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:42am On Dec 23, 2022
Ronaldo


Cristiano Ronaldo
Appearances: 362
Goals: 132
Assists: 66

Minutes per goal: 199.9
Minutes per goal or assist: 133.3

Hat-tricks: 1
Penalties: 16/20

League Goals: 78
Champions League Goals: 11
International Goals: 21

Trophies

Club: Portuguese Super Cup x 1, Premier League x 2, FA Cup x 1, League Cup x 1, Champions League x 1

Youth: Toulon Tournament x 1

International: None

Individual: Ballon d’Or x 1, European Golden Shoe x 1, Premier League Player of the Season x 2, PFA Players Player of the Year x 2, Premier League Golden Boot x 1

Sports / Re: Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:40am On Dec 23, 2022
ume1000:
Stats don't lie ,to know a man's future we must understand his past and present, mbappe record at 24 is better than both Messi's and Ronaldo's (excluding individual Honor's, which in my in opinion is nothing but politics)

Here are the stats of mbappe at 24 ,compare to Messi at 24 and Ronaldo at 24
Messi

Appearances: 326
Goals: 197
Assists: 84

Minutes per goal: 125.4
Minutes per goal or assist: 87.9

Hat-tricks: 10
Penalties: 19/24

League Goals: 119
Champions League Goals: 37
International Goals: 17

Trophies

Club: La Liga x 5, Champions League x 3, Copa del Rey x 1, Supercopa de Espana x 3, UEFA Super Cup x 1

Youth: FIFA Under-20 World Champions x 1, Summer Olympics x 1

International: None

Individual: Ballon d’Or x 2, European Golden Shoe x 1, La Liga Best Player x 3, Pichichi (La Liga top scorer) x 1

Sports / Re: Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:36am On Dec 23, 2022
ume1000:
Stats don't lie ,to know a man's future we must understand his past and present, mbappe record at 24 is better than both Messi's and Ronaldo's (excluding individual Honor's, which in my in opinion is nothing but politics)

Here are the stats of mbappe at 24 ,compare to Messi at 24 and Ronaldo at 24
mbappe
Appearances: 363
Goals: 253
Assists: 132



Hat-tricks: 14
Penalties: 24/29

League Goals: 147
Champions League Goals: 40
International Goals: 36

Trophies

Club: Ligue 1 x 5, Coupe de France x 3, Coupe de la Ligue x 2, Trophee des Champions
Youth: UEFA Euro Under-19 x 1

International: World Cup x 1, UEFA Nations League x 1

Individual: Ligue 1 Player of the Year x 3, World Cup Golden Boot x 1, Ligue 1 Top Goalscorer x 4

Sports / Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:30am On Dec 23, 2022
Stats don't lie ,to know a man's future we must understand his past and present, mbappe record at 24 is better than both Messi's and Ronaldo's (excluding individual Honor's, which in my in opinion is nothing but politics)

Here are the stats of mbappe at 24 ,compare to Messi at 24 and Ronaldo at 24
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe's Father Speaks About Corruption In Africa. by ume1000: 8:17pm On Dec 22, 2022
McBishop2020:
If actually Mbape's made this claim the way it is, then he is either more corrupt or fully supports the corruption.

If not, what stops him from calling the name or names of the officials involved as a step towards exposing and curbing the shameful and evil act?

I sincerely believe that if anyone involved in corruption of any kind (especially in sports) is publicly dragged on social media, the rate of corruption will drastically reduce.

My submission.
after calling him out ,what's next
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe's Father Speaks About Corruption In Africa. by ume1000: 8:13pm On Dec 22, 2022
Eriggs:

You are calling a man old enough to be your grandfather or great grandfather a cow?!

This shows to Nairalanders the kind of home you were raised, and how you address your people at home!
I wont say more than that.

@topic,
Corruption in Africa is one of the vices drawing the contine backwards since time immemorial .
he is calling the incompetent one what he is

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Religion / Re: Sammie Okposo's Wife Ozioma Tearfully Pour Sand Into His Grave (video) by ume1000: 10:06am On Dec 16, 2022
A man dies one year after he stepped outside,is it just me or this be the aftermath of emotional and psychological abuse?
Religion / Re: What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:54pm On Dec 14, 2022
RestructureNig3:


You're a fool if you think your question is wise
wisdom is subjective and relative .kinda reminds me of a certain group of black people suffering from delusion of grandeur,they often call anything outside their line of thinking stupid , how do theoritical physicist create formulas that enable engineers build the wonders of the world .most Nigerians always act enlightened when in truth they know nothing.
Religion / Re: What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2022
RestructureNig3:
Childish question
the fool thinketh he is wise.
Religion / Re: What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:28pm On Dec 14, 2022
Shezkid01:

Wait if humans don't die
That mean we won't grow right?
From age 1-7 might be 700 decades
how then would you appreciate life if you don't age
Religion / What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:01pm On Dec 14, 2022
Me:I think the world is balance the way it is,I may be wrong though.
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 3:11pm On Dec 14, 2022
Thinkfree:
remember 57% of earth Surface is uninhabitable, with less than 10 billions of human on earth we are complaining of melting of the glaciers, flooding, earthquakes, landslides, increase in sea level. all this as a result of human activities. What will happen if and when the human on earth is 100 billion?
There will be no land to cultivate,
There will be no fields for sports
The air will be polluted
Our waters will be unclean.
Just imagine we have other ten countries that are as populated as china
Another 10 as india
Another 10 as USA
Another 10 as Nigeria
Another 10 as Indonesia
using the United Nations analysis of -1.150 % growth in birth rate and the 7. 678 death rate , the maths says birth rate would be 17.667 in 2022
15.738 in 2032, 14.017 in 2042,12.482 in 2052,11.113 in 2062,9.895 in 2072,8.807 in 2082,7.829 in 2092,6.948 in 2102,6.156 in 2112 ,so humans would reach its optimum population in 2092 at most 12 .2 billion (note I used the difference between 2022 and 2021 to calculate this but the maths say birth rate would drop so give or take 11 billion people ) after which the population would start decreasing due to a birth rate that is lower than the death rate .
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 2:13pm On Dec 14, 2022
Thinkfree:
According to the World Bank, for every 1,000 people in the world, an average of 7.748 people will die each year and 19.349 will be born. That’s a ratio of about 2.5 births for every death. In this regard it not wrong to use geometric progression explains population growth
from Quora ,if every human laid down head to toe it would take 153.1 trillion people to fill the earth .
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 2:04pm On Dec 14, 2022
Thinkfree:
According to the World Bank, for every 1,000 people in the world, an average of 7.748 people will die each year and 19.349 will be born. That’s a ratio of about 2.5 births for every death. In this regard it not wrong to use geometric progression explains population growth
you assumption is wrong in that you placed two items abeit related but complete opposite in the same set ,a geometric progression of the ratio would imply that the birth to death ratio would be 5.0 in 2023 and 10.0 in 2024.
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 1:51pm On Dec 14, 2022
Thinkfree:
According to the World Bank, for every 1,000 people in the world, an average of 7.748 people will die each year and 19.349 will be born. That’s a ratio of about 2.5 births for every death. In this regard it not wrong to use geometric progression explains population growth
death rate from UNITED NATIONS

Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 1:49pm On Dec 14, 2022
Thinkfree:
According to the World Bank, for every 1,000 people in the world, an average of 7.748 people will die each year and 19.349 will be born. That’s a ratio of about 2.5 births for every death. In this regard it not wrong to use geometric progression explains population growth
birth rate from United Nations .

Starting from 2000, a geometric progression would suggest a growth rate of 200% in 2001 follow by a 400% increase in 2002 ,800% in 2003 etc ,rather what we have is a negative birth rate growth

Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 9:14am On Dec 14, 2022
Thinkfree:
time has an end in this regard. Remember birth rate all over the world is in geometric progression while death rate is in arithmetic progression, if it continues like this, in next 1000 years every land will be occupied by humans there will be no land for agriculture and if it continues like this in next 10000 years the air will not be enough for people to breath.
Humans have less than a 1000 year in my opinion to be done with on earth.
do you even no the meaning of geometric progression
Education / Re: Is It Truly Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven. by ume1000: 9:26am On Dec 13, 2022
Buhari4sale:


Taking life too serious is different from taking your question too serious...
who said I took my question too serious,just asking about a quote from one of the greatest minds to ever live
Education / Re: Is It Truly Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven. by ume1000: 9:20am On Dec 13, 2022
Buhari4sale:
You can take a tour and open another thread from there
just asking about a quote from Milton's "paradise lost"
and quit been too serious life too short for that
Education / Is It Truly Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven. by ume1000: 9:04am On Dec 13, 2022
What could have inspired Milton to such a quote in paradise lost.
Politics / Re: Atiku Has No Moral Basis To Criticise Buhari — Lai Mohammed by ume1000: 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2022
GeneralPula:

That you’ve decided to stay on religion over competency doesn’t mean everyone is. You’re limited to your believe..

As for Nigerians, it’s competency over religion..

So it’s either you win with us or you watch us win..
like agbero competence Abi which one
Romance / Re: As A Guy ,would U Have A Vescetomy As A Means Of Birth Control? by ume1000: 1:24pm On Dec 04, 2022
Owutuotuo:
If a woman can tie her womb, a man can also tie his sperm duct. As a man I can, if my wife agrees to it as a form of birth control. It’s all about mutual understanding.
the chance of reversing it is slim.

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