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PoliticsRe: Urhobo Nation Won't Vote Contract Racketeer, Rent Seeker -Mayor Blasts Omo Agege by ume1000: 9:55pm On Oct 27, 2022
Intellectuall01:
PDP is the reason why Delta State is so backward and yet, people from Delta State are still supporting the same PDP. I'm an Urhobo but I must admit that my people are too foolish.

Why not try a new party?
like the agbero called Omo Agege Abi ??
PoliticsRe: Urhobo Nation Won't Vote Contract Racketeer, Rent Seeker -Mayor Blasts Omo Agege by ume1000: 9:52pm On Oct 27, 2022
Winters23:
grin

Everyone knows delta is PDP except for the fact we fully OBIdient.

Sheriff for governor, OBI for president
sheriff Na Tinubu pro max
CrimeRe: Police Release Emergency Phone Numbers For The 36 States & FCT by ume1000: 9:32pm On Oct 27, 2022
For delta ,first number is a wrong number while the second number is that of a very corrupt police officer ,if u call am say police mount extortion point for area baba no go pick it call again.
CrimeEkuigbo Vigilante Forceful Illegal Extortion Of Motorist In Ekuigbo , Ughelli by ume1000(op): 11:15pm On Oct 22, 2022
Was coming back home this evening when these ekuigbo vigilante boys stopped me ,they demanded that I settled them (give them 100)
Of which I refused as my vehicle particulars and driver's licence is up to date ,they threatened to beat me up (and they meant it ) , extortion is one thing but doing so with guns and violence is tantamount to armed robery ,I wan go report the issue for station tommorow .

I write to all urhobo's and deltans on this forum, to inform you of the criminal act of these armed holigans ,you never know who their accomplice may be (might be some police officers ),anyone who can alert the authorities to these acts would be deeply appreciated .

Na oghenemaro Ezekiel write this one
Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by ume1000: 11:13am On Oct 22, 2022
kingreign:
I don’t understand what you’re trying to say sir. Please, do clearly explain the issue you’re experiencing with your car.
first diagram is when the fibre isn't burnt ,second diagram Na when I'm don burn

Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by ume1000: 10:00pm On Oct 21, 2022
My car no dey enter gear well unless when fiber don burn,once fiber burn e go dey enter well.
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu Makes U-turn, Denies Killing Usifo Ataga by ume1000: 12:02pm On Oct 19, 2022
Kajaard:
She was advised to change her earlier guilty plea. Terrible.

If it was a guy I am very sure he would have gotten the death penalty months ago. This is so wrong no matter how you look at it.
she has a very clever lawyer ,I think he/she is trying to infer that she is mentally unstable ,hence the contradictory statements
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Shoots Colleague In Abia After ‘argument’ by ume1000: 11:58am On Oct 18, 2022
Timoleon:
Is it impossible that his colleague was an innocent Nigerian? Worse still, his colleague won’t be the ones to suffer most for this action but the man’s wife/children/defendants who could be innocent Nigerians.
anyone who willing enspouse a Nigerian police officer is guilty as charged,the children may be innocent though.
FamilyRe: Madam & Her Maid: This Happened In The Church Today. by ume1000: 10:44pm On Oct 17, 2022
sreamsense:
Alaigbo gets many aggressive women than any others in this country. They are usually bittered towards their maids. When Biafra is realized, only name will change from Nigeria to biafra, but individual character and behaviour may be worse due to impending economy failure. Aggression will be on increase, human trafficking and baby factories will increase due to inhuman to man activities. Imagine what would have happened to the maid if it were not happen in the church? Who knows wheather the maid will be punished or beaten again on getting home? Igbo women always like to oppress others especially if they get money. Self-inflicted slavery will continue on getting biafra
writing from experience as one whom grew up with female relatives ,most women irrespective of tribe would maltreat a child whom is completely dependent on (has no alternative than ) them

You'd be surprised how that ur beloved sista may treat ur child, if (God forbid) you and the child's mother are no more,my experience with female relatives contributed to the way I view women today,I hardly lend them a helping hand ,cos I know (first hand )that beneath that smiling face and nails with makeup lies a latent demon
PoliticsRe: If Yusuf Datti Wins His Polling Unit I Will Never Tweet Again - Bahir El-Rufai by ume1000: 11:42am On Oct 17, 2022
lhordspy:
Lol. You are a dummy sir. I said 'Politically inconsequent'

He can even be the richest man in the world for all i care. But politically, he is non-existent.
he was a senator
PoliticsRe: If Yusuf Datti Wins His Polling Unit I Will Never Tweet Again - Bahir El-Rufai by ume1000: 11:41am On Oct 17, 2022
lhordspy:
Lol.

Bashir just stating the already known obvious. We all know how inconsequential, unimportant, insignificant, paltry, immaterial, measly, inconsequent BABA-AHMED DATTI is in the north. It is nothing new.


Infact presently, he cant win a councilorship Election in any place in the north talkmore of in kaduna, a heavyweight political battleground for bigwigs not befitting of a clown like him.

He is as non-influential politically as a chicken in kaduna presently heading into next year election.

The story of Peter obi and Ahmed datti can be liken to the characters of Aki and pawpaw in comedy movies. Both of them pulling far above their weight,height and achievements. The only difference is Aki and pawpaw knows they are in for the acting but peter and datti thinks they can turn the comedy into an unattainable, unrealistic reality.

Sweet dreams, delusionalists.
thought the baba Ahmed was once a senator
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Travels To Kaduna To Attend Kadinvest, Runs Into Tony Elumelu by ume1000: 3:23pm On Oct 15, 2022
OsunOriginal:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
smh considering the over 2 million spermatozoa wasted so you could be born
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by ume1000: 3:25pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27
adopt a date ,that's what I did
EventsRe: Abuja Young Millionaires Celebrate Colleague At A Lavish Birthday Reception by ume1000: 8:32pm On Oct 05, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
Vanity Crew A.k.a Nairaland Broke men, over to you guys grin grin

U all should come and tell us how all these are Vanity upon Vanity grin grin grin grin
must men give u money

Na wa for some greedy ladies
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Present N19.76trn 2023 Budget To NASS Friday by ume1000: 2:33pm On Oct 04, 2022
naijapips04:
This must be commended. For this first time ever budgets are present a quarter before.
to be looted before the election
PoliticsRe: Obidients Sing National Anthem At Lagos Rally by ume1000: 10:15am On Oct 01, 2022
Roger3D:
Our country is so full of contradictions. Just imagine! These are the same people who were calling Nigeria a zoo a couple of months ago but here they are today forming patriotic citizens. If their candidate loses next year (which I hope he does), it 's back to their 'zoo' vomit all over again.
and what would you call a country whose citizens see nothing wrong with crime?
PoliticsRe: How Realistic Is Tinubu 50 Millon Youth Recruitment Plan? by ume1000(op): 8:35pm On Sep 26, 2022
Softmirror:
LAZY YOUTHS!
how so ?
PoliticsHow Realistic Is Tinubu 50 Millon Youth Recruitment Plan? by ume1000(op): 8:17pm On Sep 26, 2022
Here is ma unbiased analysis of his speech

Can Nigeria recruit 50 million youths in its military
Analysis : no ,the largest millitary in the word (China,USA)has at most 2 million soldiers
2. These two countries have at least 120 times our national budget

Can soldiers fight bandits on a cassava,agbado diet

Analysis :imposicant ,such improvished diet would only make them them soft targets for armed criminals

Is it true that whoever can hold a gun can equally repair a tractor in the farm

Analysis : are u kidding me
SportsRe: Between Tyson Fury Vs Oleksandr Usyk ,who Is The Superior Boxer by ume1000(op): 8:01pm On Sep 26, 2022
Abfinest007:
I think fury is better
Omo I watch uysk match for YouTube ,the guy Na legend oh
SportsBetween Tyson Fury Vs Oleksandr Usyk ,who Is The Superior Boxer by ume1000(op): 7:49pm On Sep 26, 2022
With the these two boxing gaints rumoured to fight in Feb 2023 ,which would pick to own it all (unify the heavyweight titles)?

CrimeRe: Mps Delta :this Strange Name Appear When I Search My Number On True Caller by ume1000(op): 4:07pm On Sep 25, 2022
RoyalBlu:
You've never used Truecaller?

It simply means someone who uses Truecaller saved your number with what you saw.

Are you from Delta State? Or residing there? The mps is most likely initials of names only the person who saved your number with it can explain.
am from delta and live there ,I just did a job for the person on whose phone I saw the name and he hasn't saved my number

I thought Truecaller is supposed to display the name you saved ur number with,even WhatsApp displays the name in which you saved ur contact
CrimeRe: Mps Delta :this Strange Name Appear When I Search My Number On True Caller by ume1000(op): 3:32pm On Sep 25, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Just use truecaller to edit and change it na.
I don't have true caller on my phone and have never used Truecaller ,so who edited my number ,is there any way I could find out?
CrimeMps Delta :this Strange Name Appear When I Search My Number On True Caller by ume1000(op): 3:01pm On Sep 25, 2022
What does it mean

09012456428 is the number

What can be done to rectify this error
Music/Radioforever young by Alphaville:what inspirational message does the song have by ume1000(op): 9:12pm On Sep 24, 2022
Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while
Heaven can wait we're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst
Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power, but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The music's for the sad man
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden the faces into the sun
Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune
The music's played by the, the madman

Forever young
I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever?
Forever, and ever
Forever young
I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever?
Forever young

Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth's like diamonds in the sun
And diamonds are forever
So many adventures given up today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams swinging out of the blue
Oh let it come true

Forever young
I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever, and ever?
Forever young
I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever, and ever?
Forever young
I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever young
Source: LyricFind

Kinda feel it should be played in funerals huh
Foreign AffairsRe: King Charles III Officially Names William, Kate, Prince And Princess Of Wales by ume1000: 9:31am On Sep 10, 2022
Rahkman:
Why Wales?? Did Gareth bale and his people told you they were in need of a princehuhhuhhuh??
the heir apparent is called the prince of wales
Foreign AffairsRe: King Charles III Officially Names William, Kate, Prince And Princess Of Wales by ume1000: 9:28am On Sep 10, 2022
Iliveforever:
The worst greedy family on earth.

Your father is the king of England, you the son is the prince of Wales (another country) at the same time refusing to allow Scotland to leave, milking Nigeria dry since ages past, Ireland is still recovering after many years. Igbo’s are in this shithole because of them.

This is a family their fore fathers came all the way from Germany and conquered UK (go and verify) and has since refused to remove their claws.

The Irish, South Africans, Indians, Kenyans, BIAFRANS can never be wrong at the same time.

Shame on you if you’re against Putin but have any remorse for their present situation.

The only thing I feel pain now is that queen won’t be able to see the declaration of BIAFRA with her eyes.
all monarchs after Elizabeth 1 are descendants of Mary of Scotland so your comment makes no sense
CelebritiesRe: Actress Lilian Afegbai Flaunts Her Killer Curves In A Sexy Swimwear (Photos) by ume1000: 2:54pm On Sep 03, 2022
[quote author=wwwihy post=116312614][/quote]how 50+20+10+10 take be 100?
HealthRe: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by ume1000: 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2022
Chenille6279:
Are you sure the test is Accurate grin
@op your promiscuous neighbour has been spotted
PoliticsRe: SDP Disowns Spokesperson Over Comment On Tinubu by ume1000: 6:05pm On Aug 23, 2022
jyz200:
All this small parties like LP , NNPP SDP etc should endorses Jagaban he is capable and competent for the job
agbero
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Is Wealth Creator, Nigeria Needs Him Badly — Keyamo by ume1000: 8:44pm On Aug 21, 2022
Aufbauh:
The most critical indices of good leadership are mentorship and sustainability, & BAT guarantees that.

I've analyzed all the presidential aspirants with open mind and have realized that the only aspirant with clear proven record of good leadership is Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Apart from what he has done in the past, he equally seems to have the content to repeat his success story.

I also realized that the only nonsensical issue his detractors has against him is his age/health status. Nothing else! I also considered this factor in my decision to support him.
However i came to a conclusion that if a man knows how to identifies resource persons & ensure quality delegation then, he can do his task even in a state of immobility.
like motor parks in every junction of the country and thugs in every street abi huh
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Dangote, Fayemi Attends Margaret Obaigbena's Funeral In Delta by ume1000: 11:14pm On Aug 20, 2022
inoki247:
Thread for some people to cry nd wail as always nd start looking for faults in the pishure shocked shocked


Look that one up dere crying and saying over confidence will be someone downfall.

Overconfidence for going to Burial or I don't understand if is the other way round it will be what an humble man see love everywhere...
how do you do you?
PoliticsRe: Flawed Reasons Why Lagos Is Ranked Second Most Unlivable City In The World by ume1000: 8:53am On Aug 18, 2022
Wintertime:
Rubbish.. I wonder how people claim their
Look at how a tribe threatened non-indigine(non Yorubas) in Lagos



This country should just quickly divide

All those useless fat idiotic leaders from the Niger Delta region suppose to speed up infrastructure ..

Fvck 13% allocation,

Fvck the stupid pauper leaders of the Niger Delta

Fvck one Nigeria

God bless Niger Delta

God bless Biafra

I don't live in Lagos please quote me with experience in Lagos

1. Noted
drinking water in makoko has odour and taste funny

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