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PoliticsRe: 75% Of Nigeria’s Budget Lost To Corruption – Forensic Experts by ume1000: 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2022
lalastimlala:
BAT will fix this country in the shortest period of time. 2023 is the code.
like he fixed Lagos with agbero grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why You May Not Date Or Marry The One You Love That Loves You by ume1000: 9:30am On Mar 21, 2022
BirtherOfKings:
Our mouth is for winning souls to Christ and confessing positive things
and keeping numerous boyfriends
RomanceRe: Any Man That Collects Back His Gift From A Lady Is A Weak Man by ume1000: 6:39pm On Mar 19, 2022
MrBroke:
Let me come in: religious people abeg please answer this, if God bless you with his blessing when you are serving him after you stop serving him will he not take it back. I don't know o, am just asking o, strong men abeg make ona answer o because e plenty for bible o
GOD is not a man
RomanceRe: Any Man That Collects Back His Gift From A Lady Is A Weak Man by ume1000: 6:34pm On Mar 19, 2022
zexy2030:
It's childish, but seriously on NL there is so much verbal violence against women. Are they not born of women?.
narialand is a karma forum,you can't create a thread that demonise men and get a pat on the back treatment,if u need such go to Quora where simps reside
RomanceRe: Any Man That Collects Back His Gift From A Lady Is A Weak Man by ume1000: 6:17pm On Mar 19, 2022
orohbiro:
is the broke guys that are encouraging the rich guys to collect back their stuff back
as im collect im gift u self collect ur own back shocked

Abi u no give am gift grin grin
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 1:12pm On Mar 17, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
Mine. I need to look good for him.
how about he look good for you as well

Wouldn't that be fair
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 1:09pm On Mar 17, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
At least the Bible didn't mention he had a job. The virtuous woman was the total provider and I won't be that woman.
only a prominent man could sit among elders
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 10:14am On Mar 17, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
The virtuous wife worked. But, should I shock you? Her husband was a lazy bum who always sat at the gate with other drunkards singing praises of his wife to other men. The Bible described him as a jobless man. I can't be that woman. I will work but my husband must pamper me.
which bible u dey read

Her husband sitting with the elders at the gate doesn't imply that he is lazy ,it's more or less his relaxation spot just like men go to bar with their friends ,it also indicates that he is an elder as only one could sit in their midst
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 10:11am On Mar 17, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
Why can't you give her money to make her hair? Mehn. Men of these days don't know what to do. Last week, one of my admirers offered to give me 50k to make my hair, I declined it. That's an ordinary admirer oh. Not to now talk of BF.

Doesn't he know my wellbeing is his responsibility? Omo. I'm done abeg.
whose responsibility is his wellbeing angry
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 10:09am On Mar 17, 2022
grin
UyaiIncomparabl:
Polygamy doesn't exist. It isn't encouraged in Christianity.
grin says which bible
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 10:06am On Mar 17, 2022
ShaqFu:
many of them will tell you, "I'll be giving you my hard earn money and you'll still be fvcking me?".
it takes 2 to f*ck
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 10:03am On Mar 17, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
But, men are entitled too. I was chatting with a guy last night and he begged me for airtime. We hadn't even gone half way and this guy just started laying down his life problems for me.

Fine and fresh guy o. I told him I would not send him. And that I don't give men my money. He called me " Olosho" and all other nonsense insults your gender uses when they can't have their way.

Guess what I did? I blocked the idiot. Yes, na me talk am.
moral of the story :block any non relative woman/man who demands money from you

Next girl to ask me for airtime would be blocked
RomanceRe: My Problem With Nigeria Girls by ume1000: 9:58am On Mar 17, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
My dear, leave this your westernized mindset in that abroad that you are in. Over here, we are Africans and we should behave like one. We are gradually throwing away our heritage and culture as of old in the name of feminism.

Men are by nature, total providers. Women will just assist when it's necessary. That's how I was taught and I adore the teachings. It has served me well. Even the Bible and Holy Quran command that a man should be 100% a provider in his home. It's just that our heritage has gone to the dogs and men of nowadays are so lazy and looking for working-class women so they will stop working and leech off them. I can't be that woman.

So, who are you a mere mortal to disobey God's commandment when he has stamped it?

Just get your acts together and start doing better. Or you just stay put forever there in that your abroad and be with whitey. Better learn to open your hand. Aka chi chi chi is not good.
what about the virtuous wife as discribed in proverbs
RomanceRe: Juan Carlos Escotet Alviarez Death: Billionaire Son Dies Rescuing His Fiancée by ume1000: 1:02am On Mar 16, 2022
Lightened:
Some unreasonable guys can't do this or something closely related, yet they looking for loyalty.
who ur loyalty epp
RomanceRe: Juan Carlos Escotet Alviarez Death: Billionaire Son Dies Rescuing His Fiancée by ume1000: 1:00am On Mar 16, 2022
Palema007:
Na poor people dey shout pass grin grin
if I become a billionaire and ma pikin die like this ,we go do DNA test for im dead body
RomanceRe: Juan Carlos Escotet Alviarez Death: Billionaire Son Dies Rescuing His Fiancée by ume1000: 12:59am On Mar 16, 2022
Palema007:
Borrow one eye from God, maybe you will see. Women sacrifice lots more for men and their children but the entitled society would never celebrate or make news of it because they (women) are expected to risk it all only to be celebrated on Women or Mother's day after all cheesy grin

It's called Endurance and they are given "strong women " title. Y'all should stop all these charades and move on with life!
what do they sacrifice
RomanceRe: Juan Carlos Escotet Alviarez Death: Billionaire Son Dies Rescuing His Fiancée by ume1000: 12:57am On Mar 16, 2022
Simran94:
These Nairaland guys are just funny.

So if it was his sister that was in the water or young child in the water, wouldn’t he swim to save them?
No wonder a lot of you are so heartless.
oh heartful girl
PoliticsRe: The Evil Toll Gates At Onitsha Second Niger Bridge by ume1000: 12:46am On Mar 16, 2022
BabalawoPikin:
Till then bruh.. The hate people got for igbos will calm when our darling BAT shows up.. Tinubu is comingm. Baba sharp sharp. Not that slowpoke in aso rock. Jagaban no be anybody mate
you should be ashamed of urself for supporting a thief , abi u like the agbero when full lagos
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli Sprays Money On Chioma Akpotha On Her 42nd Birthday by ume1000: 12:43am On Mar 16, 2022
Comradewhy:
How does that even relate to the topic?
You are really trying to sound funny.
You are dry.

All these uncultured boys always making this forum uncomfortable for everyone especially ladies,I can't imagine reading this.
Stop being stupidly funny,it's dangerous to your life.
you dey make sense until u mention especially ladies

What with Nigerian men and chilvary
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli Sprays Money On Chioma Akpotha On Her 42nd Birthday by ume1000: 12:41am On Mar 16, 2022
SmartPolician:
What has this useless comment got to do with the topic?
everything
RomanceRe: Signs That A Guy Is Never Going To Marry You by ume1000: 12:39am On Mar 16, 2022
Ekejoestar:
As a lady living with a guy who haven't paid your bride price but you are already giving him wife privileges, ask yourself if that was how your Father married your mother! (Unless you are homeless)

The problem of many ladies nowadays is that they fail to ask questions about their relationship, they just want to be in relationship just to feel among.

Why will you date a guy for two years and live with, wash his clothes, cook for him and all these while he never made mention of taking you to the alter, even if he promised to marry you let him come and present himself to your family and make his intentions known.

Guys should stop taking advantage of ladies naivity because what goes around comes around.

But girls should stop making themselves so cheap by giving wife privileges to a mere boyfriend cos once a guy don see you finish nothing will make him to marry you unless he loves you so much or he has something to benefit from marrying you.
and what exactly is wife privilege?
RomanceRe: What My Girl Friend Mum Asked Me. by ume1000: 12:33am On Mar 16, 2022
Candidlady:
Someone with no money should not think of sex talk-less of having it


Kada ku hankalta ba?
what's all the talk of sex and money

ARE U A PROSTITUTE?
HealthRe: Jehovah's Witness Wife Rejected Blood Transfusion For Her Husband & He Died by ume1000: 11:53pm On Mar 15, 2022
Kobojunkiee:
Not according to the Law. undecided
do u realise the man's family can arrest her for murder
PoliticsRe: Withdraw MC Oluomo’s Suspension - NURTW Elders Give National Body Seven Days by ume1000: 11:49pm On Mar 15, 2022
olatuns2017:
Your hate for the next president of Nigeria is tonque lashing


Unfortunately

Your family can never produce presidential aspirant
why im be say Na people wen be confirm thief una dey want as president?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by ume1000: 3:22pm On Mar 13, 2022
Year 2016 from. www. 0.freebasics.com
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Men Have Problem With Helping A Fellow Man? My Experience. by ume1000: 8:42am On Mar 13, 2022
HitSong:
Hoe low foe
Ọmọ irankiran
wevwe ekpa
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Men Have Problem With Helping A Fellow Man? My Experience. by ume1000: 8:50pm On Mar 12, 2022
HitSong:
Hoe ree yah ehh ti buru
gbenu so'n

Iya ye ti buru

Omo jati jati
FoodRe: Akara I Bought For N250 At Ikoyi. by ume1000: 4:37pm On Mar 12, 2022
Memberclub:
Looks a bit bigger & sweet than the mainland ones
you don taste am just now
EducationRe: SS3 Student Stabs Colleague To Death In Akwa Ibom by ume1000: 4:33pm On Mar 12, 2022
Ladycewhy:
How so? undecided
you always sound bitter

Reminds me of one cultist I know
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Men Have Problem With Helping A Fellow Man? My Experience. by ume1000: 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2022
Onlinebar:
Stop spreading baseless lies. Most guys are willing to help their fellow guys as long as they know the value of hardwork.
btw a random guy/girl ,who would u help if in dire need
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Men Have Problem With Helping A Fellow Man? My Experience. by ume1000: 4:27pm On Mar 12, 2022
HitSong:
You are probably a girl disguising as a male or a girl in a boy's skin.
stfu
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by ume1000: 11:55am On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Nigerian guys are just average in size but overhype themselves on social media, I've requested and seen variety of sizes in my naughty and curious days,even nairalanders sef but it's just there nothing extraordinary. Guys can sabi send their dick pics sharp sharp sha kikikiki.Do you remember when casalindal exposed the dic pics of nairalanders? it was funny, so many unhealthy dicks out there. I heard and learnt its not by size sha
where u take do ur research

Abi Na underage u dey Bleep

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