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TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by ume1000: 3:05pm On May 13, 2022
Notyourtype:
I'm dropping three. If you can guess the movie name right and probably who said it, then you're a movie star!

* All my life i've been afraid [-], afraid of people knowing the truth about me, afraid of them rejecting me, even if they didn't, stil loosing them, i've been afraid of everything i can't control'

* Is either you are wonkru or you are an enemy of wonkru.

* Lannisters always pay their dept.

Drop yours, and someone will tell you the name.
1. Smallville

2....

3.game of thrones
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The Space Hotel Scheduled To Open In 2025 (Pictures) by ume1000: 3:01pm On May 13, 2022
PlayerMeji:
Bros, sometimes some things are better left unraveled!
knowledge is not dangerous only it's use
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The Space Hotel Scheduled To Open In 2025 (Pictures) by ume1000: 1:49pm On May 13, 2022
PlayerMeji:
Two things I have not been able to comprehend why Man goes there...

1. Inside the Sea
2. Into Space
to learn ,and seak answers ,

Did u know time literally stops in a black hole

Did u know exceeding the cosmic speed limit (c) would be a breakthrough for time travel enthusiastist
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The Space Hotel Scheduled To Open In 2025 (Pictures) by ume1000: 1:44pm On May 13, 2022
Lexusgs430:
After destroying the earth, why not extend this destruction to space........ smiley
you can't destroy space it's a void
HealthRe: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by ume1000: 12:06pm On May 13, 2022
bigjackass:
which of the stars did you join in charting and which civilization technology have you built so far grin grin
he said men over 80% of all inventions where brought about by men counter me with facts
PhonesRe: Where Is Your Favorite Phone Pressing Spot? by ume1000: 3:57pm On Apr 21, 2022
Legendoo:
It's like kindergarten again.

What type of useless post is this and to what end.

Is this supposed to be funny or educative? Perhaps something to gist about?

I'll never get this people's mentality though we share similar genetics.
my dear am on Quora and they ask questions worst than this
EducationWhat Happens to a plaintiff if he/she Lose A Lawsuit? by ume1000(op): 2:53pm On Apr 20, 2022
If you sue for damages to ur property?

If you sue for violation of ur right?
RomanceRe: LADIES: Can You Marry A Guy Who Still Lives With His Mother? by ume1000: 3:54pm On Apr 19, 2022
osazsky:
wait o how do u guys think..on a normal ground they give girls out for marriage...to the grooms family..if the worman pays my pride price,does all the marriage expenses..yes I will..cuz na my papa give me out for marriage..so I will move in to her house or family house
tell that to an Indian ,I wan check something
RomanceRe: Would U Marry A Dwarf? by ume1000(op): 3:52pm On Apr 19, 2022
illicit:
We may not have any

Or we may adopt
how cruel embarassed

What if she/he insist
EducationWhat Is The Meaning Of This Quote? by ume1000(op): 3:50pm On Apr 19, 2022
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning
RomanceRe: Would U Marry A Dwarf? by ume1000(op): 3:49pm On Apr 19, 2022
illicit:
Yes a beautiful one

Preferably Caucasian and loaded
what about the children ,aren't u bothered they would be dwarfs ?

Why pass such genes to a child?
RomanceWould U Marry A Dwarf? by ume1000(op): 3:33pm On Apr 19, 2022
What do u think ?

Would you?

Why and why not?

Pls let's see ur reason
FamilyRe: Domestic Violence. Who Do We Blame? by ume1000: 3:28pm On Apr 19, 2022
JovialJune:
If men give their wives peace of mind, do you think there will be an insults or disagreement from any of them? Or you think women just wake up one day and start insulting their husband's? What triggered it? Or you think men don't verbally insult their wives too?

Because you all are trying to give silly flimsy excuses for domestic violence on verbal abuse that all men and women are guilty of, so tell me, you as a man, you've never insulted a woman before? You've never trash talked your fellow men before? Here on this forum, you men say all.manner of degrading words, show intense hatred for women with your insults, how many female do you see reacting to it? Do you see any of us threatening to track you vile men here down to teach you bitter lessons you will never forget?

Do you now see your flimsy excuses holds no water? You can't even answer my previous questions cos you know you will shoot yourself in the foot, you see my point?
most women feel it's Thier right to control a man,that's the first precursor (trying to remote a man), majority believes a man owes them obedience simply because he sleeps with her

Most (if not all) believes they are doing him a favour by opening Thier VARGINA

Ever heard the saying all men are children (did u ever check the etymology of such belief)
FamilyRe: Domestic Violence. Who Do We Blame? by ume1000: 3:19pm On Apr 19, 2022
JovialJune:
I asked simple questions you're yapping spittle everywhere

Do men verbally abuse people or not? Do men verbally abuse their fellow men or not? How do you react to it? By going physical or walking away? When verbally abused by your boss at work, do you physical abuse him/or walk away? What triggers the verbal abuse?

Think deeply on these questions, apply logic, then answer, and stopping equating your father to all men.
do women abuse Thier boss at work ,do they abuse Thier pastors/imans, do they raise Thier voice at Thier professor in class

If not ,how do they do it ?
RomanceRe: LADIES: Can You Marry A Guy Who Still Lives With His Mother? by ume1000: 8:47pm On Apr 17, 2022
Stevenecheolm:
Candid opinion please: as a lady, do you think you can marry a guy who still lives with his mother?
guys can you marry a woman that still lives with her mother ? If u can marry such a woman as a man but wouldn't as a woman ,that makes u an hypocrite
PoliticsRe: 2023: Faces Of Tinubu’s Marshals by ume1000: 8:40pm On Apr 17, 2022
Moferere:
Governor Peter Odili had a more formidable squad in 2007. Did he win the primary?

Atiku has always gathered an intimidating squad, has he won?

No be by squad, na by grace.


Know this and know peace.
and grace brought us Buhari ? What is wrong with that girl called grace?
CareerRe: Am I Going Too Far On This Decision? I Need An Advice! by ume1000: 3:25pm On Apr 17, 2022
dboY1123:
I have been on/off from my work(shop) for 2weeks now, I have this new worker who is a Muslim and I am a Christian, of course, I am not against her religion or anything, I still grant her the permission to attend mosque every Friday afternoon and I always try to be at shop by 2pm, or get someone to replace her..

Today I came to shop and the first thing I noticed was that she allowed one Alfa that I know very well, into the shop(she knows it is not allowed), my mind told me they were both reciting the Quran before I came in.

Secondly, she told me that she needs to pray (in the shop) that I should excuse her while I had to leave there and go outside..This has never been happening for 3 months she's been here..

Even myself being a Christian, I pray before coming to shop/work.

I wanted to tell her to stop praying in the shop because it is not a praying ground or mosque, should I go ahead?

I am not against her religion whatsoever, even she reads the Quran quietly in the shop and there's no issue about that.
if Na man she be u for permit this nonsense?
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ume1000: 11:50am On Apr 13, 2022
Proudlyomonna:
#50 much older grin grin
grin
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ume1000: 10:23am On Apr 13, 2022
kollinz1234:
I think it should be 'how much older am I to you?
tnx
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ume1000: 9:25am On Apr 13, 2022
Nairalandhotboy:
English na your matehuh
ume1000 ba ur mate? grin
PoliticsWhat Power Does A Vice President Posses ?can He Oppose The President Decision? by ume1000(op): 9:21am On Apr 13, 2022
Given the recent bashing the VP(osibanjo) received after declaring his intention to run ,I have been wondering ,what change could he(the VP) bring if he truly wanted to if the president is against it.
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ume1000: 7:44am On Apr 13, 2022
grin
Hartugrin27:
Jesus!!!!!����
CelebritiesRe: Osinachi's Son: My Father Said Beating Women Good, Pushed Mum Out Of Her Car by ume1000: 9:26pm On Apr 12, 2022
Fashionista01:
What late singer madam osinachi endured in her marriage is still happening in many marriages these days.

Husband that is suppose to protect the wife is using her to practice takwondu. Married women and ladies if you sense any form of abuse, run for your dear life.
why should the husband protect the wife in an egalitarian society?
CelebritiesRe: Osinachi's Son: My Father Said Beating Women Good, Pushed Mum Out Of Her Car by ume1000: 9:23pm On Apr 12, 2022
Mumusaphire:
See what the man is teaching his son. Very bad to even argue with women, not to talk of beating them. They can abuse u till u get angry, but please if u can't control ur anger, just leave house for them till they calm down.
very foolish advice, a woman should control her tongue as the man controls his,if she can't you divorce her for ur peace of mind.
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ume1000: 6:42pm On Apr 12, 2022
Znation:
are you sure about this.. I no wan fall my hand.. Thanks.
what is the age difference between us?
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ume1000:
Znation:
Hello everyone.. Please i need help right now..

This is a very big temptation for me, because i'm a graduate and i don't want to fall my hand..

My junior sister of 14 years just asked me to help her in correcting this sentence..

The question seems easy, but i think i need help b4 i disgrace myself as a graduate..

She said i should help her with the the correct english to this sentence;

*How Many Years I Take Senior You*

I just take style do like say i wan make call, and decided to come to nairaland..

Someone should help, because she is waiting for me to finish my call..

What is the correct english please!
how much older am I than you?

whoever is asking such a question doesn't really want an answer , it's often used to address a disrespectful younger one.


You are disrespectful/rude could also be used.
PoliticsWhat Power Does A Vice President Posses ?can He Oppose The President Decision? by ume1000(op): 6:31pm On Apr 12, 2022
Given the recent bashing the VP(osibanjo) received after declaring his intention to run ,I have been wondering ,what change could he(the VP) bring if he truly wanted to if the president is against it.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ugandan Man Kills A Lion Trying To Attack His Home. He Gets Injured (Pictures) by ume1000: 8:59pm On Apr 09, 2022
Bmaster:
so so some people can't or don't know that agu[tiger] is quite different from odum[lion]


2morro naw,we will be dragging who the beta version of Igbo man is,Tueh
if so ogbuagu should be a more better title than ogbuodum

Cos a tiger is more powerful than a lion

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