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Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Kills A Senior Officer, Four Others And Then Kills Himself by umehmj(m): 5:00pm On Nov 12, 2017
Brutal!
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Is Honored To Be Painted By 'davinci’s' Teacher (photo) by umehmj(m): 5:53pm On Nov 11, 2017
Lol
Celebrities / Re: “I Lost The Love Of My Life Because I Wasn’t Ready For Marriage” - Jim Iyke by umehmj(m): 1:25pm On Nov 11, 2017
Rokia2:


It's Fuc.kd up, ain't it?
Celebrities / Re: “I Lost The Love Of My Life Because I Wasn’t Ready For Marriage” - Jim Iyke by umehmj(m): 10:20am On Nov 11, 2017
May we never meet the love of our life after marriage. Amen.
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Buys New Wrangler Jeep (Photo) by umehmj(m): 6:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
TruePass:
Your grammar no fit buy u that car.

Na borrow language.

Don't be a slave.

Tekno says "Me self instead of myself " but na big boy.

Who grammar eep cheesy


"Me self" is Jamaican patua. Some artists like ice prince and Nikki Minaj uses such lines in their lyrics. So I don't think he used the word in error
Culture / Re: Igbos Of Bioko, Equatorial Guinea - A Forgotten Minority Tribe by umehmj(m): 4:24pm On Oct 18, 2017
Probz:


Ndu Oka use bia ika a for no. It’s not just an Equatorial Guinea thing.
yea. Awka says bia ika or nwokem bia ibee
Crime / Re: Thief Congratulates Police For Arresting Him by umehmj(m): 7:59am On Sep 21, 2017
Nice
Politics / Re: 4 Million Igbos Hit The Street Of London To Protest Over Army Killing (video) by umehmj(m): 8:18am On Sep 17, 2017
kn23h:

He's a wanted terrorist.
Really? Who branded him thus?
Politics / Re: 4 Million Igbos Hit The Street Of London To Protest Over Army Killing (video) by umehmj(m): 8:09am On Sep 17, 2017
kn23h:
Please where is Kanu?
why are you looking for him?
Politics / Re: Biafra: Nigerian Army Launches Manhunt For Nnamdi Kanu As Probe Of Foreign Links by umehmj(m): 8:06am On Sep 17, 2017
Powerful post by Onyemaechi Ogbunwezeh...

Nnamdi Kanu has won!!!

I never dreamt that I will ever be compelled by facts to come to this conclusion.

Whatever happens to Nnamdi Kanu today; he has won.

This opinionated rabble rouser won due to the superlative unintelligence of Buhari's government.

He was an unknown element plying his vituperative rhetoric on the outbacks of an internet radio that couldn't boast a broad audience.

He was a nobody; until he played Buhari into rescuing him from the peripheries of irrelevance. He set a trap for the rat; and the biggest rat of all, brainlessly swallowed that.

Today he has exposed the rat's underbelly for the world to see; that what the rat has been pretending to; was a wooden apology of a democracy.

It is unfortunate but true.

Nnamdi Kanu has won.

If you kill him; he will become a martyr to a cause that was there before he was born. He would be a a pointer to history of how a smart Mbe Nwaniga (The Tortoise) impregnated a foolish elephant.

If you kill him; he may become a religion.

That was how the foolishness of the Roman State allowed the Sanhendrin to murder the opinionated, coarse, Galilean preacher; Jesus, who called himself: the Son of Man.

After his crucifixion, he became a religion. His disciples started calling him the Son of God.

Today, history is divided into before and after that guy; who went to the Wall Street of his day; and threw out the money changers out of their offices.

Today the guy who called Herod the Patriarch a Fox; and the High Priests of various principalities; brood of vipers; is now worshipped as Jesus Mighty God.

Today; this guy who was throwing curses left, right and center: cursing the unproductive fig tree; cursing those who would lead any of these children astray and so on; is being praised with psalmodic tunes; like Gentle Jesus meek and Mild.

Today, this guy who was distributing "woes" to every idiot who merited it : "Woe betide you lawyers" (Luke 11:46), "Woe to you teachers of the law" ( Matt. 23: 13), "Woe to you hypocrites" (Matt.23:14) is to worshipped as the Prince of peace.

His religion is now the largest in the world. And the places he lived and walked are now centers of pilgrimage and called Holy land.

His opponents?

History has continued to paint them as villains. Herod. Pontius Pilate. Caiaphas. Judas. etc.

What many who read about the theological Jesus could never contemplate is the fact that this guy was a rowdy; uncouth; dangerously opinionated, and coarse, itinerant preacher; who challenged the monied interests; ruling religious dynasties; and royal establishments of the day; who see themselves as rulers by divine right; in a neo-religious-feudalism gone awry.

He made a whip and flogged the shit out of his opponents. Both actual and metaphorical.

The establishment caught cold when he sneezed. His people even denied him: is that fool not the son of Joseph and Mary!!! Do we not know brothers? Those who profited; or who nursed expectations of profiting from the rotten status quo; all denounced him.

Only the poor and those who hungered and thirsted for justice flocked to him. He was not a mainstream or establishment guy. He was a guy of the hoi polloi. He was at home with the touts, the Agberos and the Ashawos of his day. The establishment denounced him as eating and dinning with sinners and tax collectors. To be a tax collector is those days is the equivalent of being a 419er in Nigeria. Those were his people.

When the establishment felt they have had enough; they sent a Battalion of soldiers to do "Operation Python Dance" in front of his retreat at a side garden called Gethsemane.

They eventually murdered him. In between two thieves. Even at his trial; those he fought for abandoned him and took the side of the thief Barabbas.

But today; some of my black brothers are swearing of miracles courtesy of his name.

That is how religions are born.

So; if you kill Nnamdi Kanu today; this scenario is not impossible. History is littered with a plethora of examples.

He has won!

His grave would become a pilgrimage center to all; who see Nigeria as amorphous contraption of sickening injustice.

If you jail him; you would transform him into a Mandela.

In a Nigeria; where the majority live for anything and die for nothing; Nnamdi Kanu has written himself into history.

From henceforward; whenever and wherever the history of Nigeria is chronicled; his name would appear as that eminent boil, that terrorized Buhari's scrotum. He will be remembered as that petite shit that riles the anus.

You can never wish him away. Not anymore.

I may not have liked his rhetoric; but he appears to be smarter than his opponents.

He has won.

Eat your heart out.
Politics / Re: 4 Million Igbos Hit The Street Of London To Protest Over Army Killing (video) by umehmj(m): 8:03am On Sep 17, 2017
Powerful post by Onyemaechi Ogbunwezeh...

Nnamdi Kanu has won!!!

I never dreamt that I will ever be compelled by facts to come to this conclusion.

Whatever happens to Nnamdi Kanu today; he has won.

This opinionated rabble rouser won due to the superlative unintelligence of Buhari's government.

He was an unknown element plying his vituperative rhetoric on the outbacks of an internet radio that couldn't boast a broad audience.

He was a nobody; until he played Buhari into rescuing him from the peripheries of irrelevance. He set a trap for the rat; and the biggest rat of all, brainlessly swallowed that.

Today he has exposed the rat's underbelly for the world to see; that what the rat has been pretending to; was a wooden apology of a democracy.

It is unfortunate but true.

Nnamdi Kanu has won.

If you kill him; he will become a martyr to a cause that was there before he was born. He would be a a pointer to history of how a smart Mbe Nwaniga (The Tortoise) impregnated a foolish elephant.

If you kill him; he may become a religion.

That was how the foolishness of the Roman State allowed the Sanhendrin to murder the opinionated, coarse, Galilean preacher; Jesus, who called himself: the Son of Man.

After his crucifixion, he became a religion. His disciples started calling him the Son of God.

Today, history is divided into before and after that guy; who went to the Wall Street of his day; and threw out the money changers out of their offices.

Today the guy who called Herod the Patriarch a Fox; and the High Priests of various principalities; brood of vipers; is now worshipped as Jesus Mighty God.

Today; this guy who was throwing curses left, right and center: cursing the unproductive fig tree; cursing those who would lead any of these children astray and so on; is being praised with psalmodic tunes; like Gentle Jesus meek and Mild.

Today, this guy who was distributing "woes" to every idiot who merited it : "Woe betide you lawyers" (Luke 11:46), "Woe to you teachers of the law" ( Matt. 23: 13), "Woe to you hypocrites" (Matt.23:14) is to worshipped as the Prince of peace.

His religion is now the largest in the world. And the places he lived and walked are now centers of pilgrimage and called Holy land.

His opponents?

History has continued to paint them as villains. Herod. Pontius Pilate. Caiaphas. Judas. etc.

What many who read about the theological Jesus could never contemplate is the fact that this guy was a rowdy; uncouth; dangerously opinionated, and coarse, itinerant preacher; who challenged the monied interests; ruling religious dynasties; and royal establishments of the day; who see themselves as rulers by divine right; in a neo-religious-feudalism gone awry.

He made a whip and flogged the shit out of his opponents. Both actual and metaphorical.

The establishment caught cold when he sneezed. His people even denied him: is that fool not the son of Joseph and Mary!!! Do we not know brothers? Those who profited; or who nursed expectations of profiting from the rotten status quo; all denounced him.

Only the poor and those who hungered and thirsted for justice flocked to him. He was not a mainstream or establishment guy. He was a guy of the hoi polloi. He was at home with the touts, the Agberos and the Ashawos of his day. The establishment denounced him as eating and dinning with sinners and tax collectors. To be a tax collector is those days is the equivalent of being a 419er in Nigeria. Those were his people.

When the establishment felt they have had enough; they sent a Battalion of soldiers to do "Operation Python Dance" in front of his retreat at a side garden called Gethsemane.

They eventually murdered him. In between two thieves. Even at his trial; those he fought for abandoned him and took the side of the thief Barabbas.

But today; some of my black brothers are swearing of miracles courtesy of his name.

That is how religions are born.

So; if you kill Nnamdi Kanu today; this scenario is not impossible. History is littered with a plethora of examples.

He has won!

His grave would become a pilgrimage center to all; who see Nigeria as amorphous contraption of sickening injustice.

If you jail him; you would transform him into a Mandela.

In a Nigeria; where the majority live for anything and die for nothing; Nnamdi Kanu has written himself into history.

From henceforward; whenever and wherever the history of Nigeria is chronicled; his name would appear as that eminent boil, that terrorized Buhari's scrotum. He will be remembered as that petite shit that riles the anus.

You can never wish him away. Not anymore.

I may not have liked his rhetoric; but he appears to be smarter than his opponents.

He has won.

Eat your heart out.

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Education / Question Of The Day: What Do They Call The End Slice Of The Bread? by umehmj(m): 6:12pm On Jul 14, 2017
As for me I call it the back of the bread.

Music/Radio / Re: What Song Do You Currently Play On Repeat? by umehmj(m): 3:23pm On Mar 05, 2017
you're not there by Lucas Graham
Politics / Re: Archives: Rare Picture Of Former President Goodluck Jonathan by umehmj(m): 8:44pm On Mar 03, 2017
Cutehector:
How come he is short presently

he added flesh
Politics / Archives: Rare Picture Of Former President Goodluck Jonathan by umehmj(m): 8:36pm On Mar 03, 2017
Former president of Nigeria Dr Goodluck Jonathan (dob. 20/11/1957) Long before he entered politics, he worked as an education inspector, lecture and an environmental- protection officer.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Interview Invite..let's Meet Here by umehmj(m): 11:08pm On Feb 17, 2017
no news yet. even though some people were sent home plus the fact that not everybody on the shortlisted list reported to camp, they are still not showing any sign of inviting those on reserve list
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Interview Invite..let's Meet Here by umehmj(m): 11:32pm On Feb 16, 2017
its been awhile here. who else made it to police college Ikeja or Jo's?
Politics / Re: This Article About Buhari In 1984. We Are Clearly Having A Repeat Now. by umehmj(m): 7:35pm On Dec 11, 2016
what can i say?....old habits die hard.

there is a line we use those days. it goes thus, "wash a pig, brush a pig. a pig is a pig"

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Ban On ‘tokunbo’ Cars, Rice Cripples Benin Economy by umehmj(m): 7:28pm On Dec 11, 2016
its gonna get worse...then it gets better. to live one first has to die
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Epic 1983 Throwback Photo Of Comedian Basketmouth by umehmj(m): 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2016
see that funny eyes of his grin
TV/Movies / Re: Pls Help I Need To Choose Between Samsung, LG & Sharp Plasma TV by umehmj(m): 11:43pm On Dec 10, 2016
thats whats up
CltrAltDelicious:
Definitely sony
TV/Movies / Re: Pls Help I Need To Choose Between Samsung, LG & Sharp Plasma TV by umehmj(m): 8:35pm On Dec 10, 2016
team sony bravia
Agriculture / Re: Ebonyi Farmers Lets Meet Here by umehmj(m): 7:02pm On Dec 10, 2016
abum nwa-nwa umeh ugah
ume:
mgbo
Science/Technology / Re: Ekiti Farmer Forces Snake That Swallowed His Lambs To Vomit Them (Video) by umehmj(m): 6:37pm On Dec 10, 2016
the guy no get chill at all. reminds me of what bubu is doing to some politicians now grin

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Agriculture / Re: Ebonyi Farmers Lets Meet Here by umehmj(m): 6:02pm On Dec 10, 2016
ume:
odure nwunne

ngbo tobu izhia?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by umehmj(m): 5:08pm On Dec 10, 2016
arsenal leads grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by umehmj(m): 4:56pm On Dec 10, 2016
i dont even know tongue
Segadem:
r u 4 real?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by umehmj(m): 4:43pm On Dec 10, 2016
walcot!!!!!!!!!


goooooooal!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by umehmj(m): 4:42pm On Dec 10, 2016
was that penalty called for? the ball already gone before the incident. plus the guy hit his head in the arsenal guy's elbow, not the other way angry

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Agriculture / Re: Ebonyi Farmers Lets Meet Here by umehmj(m): 2:10pm On Dec 10, 2016
umeh nde?
Celebrities / Re: Hakeem Kumar, Kemi Olunloyo's Fiancé And Boyfriend (Photos) by umehmj(m): 12:05pm On Dec 10, 2016
this is depressing. 'the grey hair in her old c*nt"
Jokes Etc / Re: Americans React To This Hilarious Nigerian Name by umehmj(m): 6:18pm On Dec 09, 2016
is that really someones name? JEEZUZ!!!

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