bros. have you taken dinner?

proudly Igboist.

lionger:
Hi friend, I am learning English, I find it's so difficult to learn. I have spend 20 years but my level just like a 10 years old boy.

who can analyze the pronunciation of this word "boulevard", why it pronounce like [ˈbu:ləvɑ:d]

how the local guys learn English language, and can you give some suggested website and tools. I will appreciate that

ni hao. wo bu shi jon. ni shi shama mintsi?

63 years and still counting. charging wit pawabank. no light

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

if only he had typed in pidgin kikikikiki.

send me your mail so i can send you quotes. send to 08123605241

he looks hot! no homo tho.

But the ladies should speak: our dear ladies, What's your definition of sexiness in a man? is it:

1. packs and ripped body ( flavour na abania)
2.plump and soft body (Mike ozuruonye)
3. tall and hulky dudes (Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson )
4. tall but slim guys (wiz khalifa)
5. the money guys ( emeka E-money)

If you can make it in naija you can make it anywhere, hell inclusive

rip dear. doing a 3km run in a hot sun is no mean feat. i hear am for gulder ultimate chase owerri. come see wia hefty scary guys dey fall like dominos.

for this economic harmattan? make una free the guy abeg.

Xionez:
I doubt it. Just wait some more, a new record low will emerge. To be Nigeria...breaking records everywhere.

like you are looking forward for a new low.

My guy you are lucky he trained you up to secondary school level. the last school fees my dad paid for me was in primary 2, that was the last time i spent like a solid 1 week with him too.

now he brags about me and all.

holding grudges against him is holding yourself down. forgive him, you need to forgive him more than he needs to be forgiven.

All the best.

i think we are at our lowest point as a country now. we can only go up from here.

nice analysis. PDP is but a bus. the occupants drove it into the ditch, alighted and entered another bus (APC). Now they are blaming the former bus for the woes of our Democratic journey.

soon this same bus occupants will ditch APC for another bus.

And the brainless zombies will tag along.

please how do i contact this rebranded zombie? we need to borrow her antidote for the zombies crawling up and down in NL

he was like, "this movie to sweet die. they just start am with action. God punish anybody wey go come spoil this show"


"see that oga wey no dey rogar person for ground o. make them beat well well. bloody civilians"

Harry has a daughter? woah!

why you guys always dish out half info? tell us where and when abeg

you work in the downstream sector?
be realistic woman!

if you see me call me onye igbo. full blooded Igbo (FBI)
Igbo amaka.

i hate to say i saw this coming but i saw it coming. this is east. i mean this is igbo land, not some agatu where they can unleash mayhem and nothing happens.

they should be rest assured that every of there move must be countered, be them a sacred cow or not.

More

I love cars but this one is something else. Check out the 2016 G guard mamba.

Waste of public funds if you ask me.

hahahahaahahahahahaha adondie! It wasn't like this in my time. na becks biscuit things with coke and fanta. the rice comes in very big murtala trays lol

wanna wish these people a happy new month from the bottom of my heart. you guys in one way or another has added a lot to my life. i hope that somehow i will also get to add to yours, just the way you added to mine. happy new month:

WhyNa

rubsaphy

djpaparazzi

gevans

seemples

collinsemegreat

provocateur

debbie

he is saying the truth sha. when i was in tutu wada by airport road Abuja, there is this beautiful lady that stays in one room selfcon with her mum and kid bro. the mum sells drinks in motor Parks to sustain them. every morning this pretty lady will dress up, take a bus into the city and start taking selfies in high brow areas of Abuja and posting on fbk and IG which i happen to be her friend in. she be forming posh when in reality she no get natin!

guys do that too. fake people everywhere.

tollyB:
should we start dancing
I don't still know him...
.

*sheyman on the mix* i believe you've heard that line on almost all naija hit tracks. that's him right there.

this reminds me of how football fans always bash and curse players on the field of play as though they will do better when giving the opportunity.

they now have the opportunity and all of a sudden they realized it takes more than words to get things done. only problem is they left it worse than they met it.

hopeforcharles:
Old story, ghosting is my method since ages, it reduces the heart breaks, and it's effective, I use is serialy. I And it helps if ever you want to come back, u will just say u lost ur phone or someone formatted ur phone so u lost all ur applications and passwords. Lol

na God go judge you lol

ireneony:
No.5 is so true

This remind me of when a guy invited to an eatery.
After ordering fried and chicken for me, he ordered take away meat pie for himself. I was eating the food gel gel gel.
He was looking at me and couldn't contained his feelings. He said " how which I knew this restaurant is expensive, we wud have gone to a cheap restaurant"
In my mind I was like why can't this guy just be quiet "nor be everything eye see mouth go talk"

With that vexation I ate everything including the bone of the chicken. He was swallowing his saliva

It was time for us to leave, he stopped a bike. Abo0ki bike man to be precise. U need to come and see the way this guy was pricing ehh. He was like" you know I priced 80# instead of 150# so we are going to enter this bike together, when the bike get to your destination he will drop you at the junction and he will also take me home from there"


Some guys are jst stingy.
N.b: I never begged him to take me out.

your eyes sha

true. i always look forward to seeing wizkid (na children for house name am o lol) our dog each time i visit home. love the rousing welcome i always get from this lovely creature. wizzy would always jump on me, backflip and do a 100m dash just to welcome me lol. dogs love genuinely. i love dogs