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Romance / Re: Is This Why He Doesn't Want To Propose? by umehmj(m): 5:59pm On Apr 14, 2016
grin

nobody charges that na.

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Politics / Re: James Entwist Meets With #BringBackOurGirls‬ Group Led By Oby Ezekwesili. Photos by umehmj(m): 5:45pm On Apr 14, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
Nigerian government is a big scam.. whether APC or PDP

yes my brother. for so long we been ranting about APC and PDP, forgetting they are just a name. 99% of APC were former PDP members, so it's about time we wise up and know these politicians for whom they are and not the party they hid themselves.

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Celebrities / Hilarious! See What Okon Has To Say About Ben's "Common Sense" by umehmj(m): 6:45am On Apr 14, 2016
this is so hilarious! the "common sense" Senator wrote on his Facebook page, "Please help me tell comedian Imeh Bishop Umoh (AKA, Okon) not to steal my Commonsense mantra! This is not how I intended it to be used"

Romance / Re: Two Butt-Unclad Kenyan Women Fight Over A Nigerian Man(pics) by umehmj(m): 11:26pm On Apr 13, 2016
that naija guy deserves this.

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Romance / Just Look At. Why Men Dey Fall Men Hand? Why? by umehmj(m): 11:21pm On Apr 13, 2016
just..... just.... just look at. men be falling men's hands since the time of Adam

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Sports / See How Much People Are Paying To Watch Kobe's Last Game by umehmj(m): 7:33pm On Apr 13, 2016
Fans who want to watch Kobe Bryant 's last NBA game tonight, for which tickets have sold for as high as $27,500, may need over $700 for even the nosebleed seats.
As of this morning, the cheapest listed ticket is $729 on StubHub.com for an "upper corner" seat at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers are hosting the Utah Jazz at 7:30 p.m. PT, the final game before the self-described "Black Mamba" retires.

The Lakers are celebrating Bryant's 20 seasons with the team, though their record is a dismal 16-65 this season. But that's not stopping fans from coughing up thousands of dollars for tonight's game.
On StubHub, the most expensive tickets sold for Bryant's last game are for two courtside seats that cost $27,500 each, compared with $1,000 to $2,000 for a typical game. The average price of tickets that have sold for this game is $1,403.22, versus $208.39 for Lakers tickets this year, according to ticket tracking website TiqIQ.com.

Bryant, 37, announced in November that he would retiring from professional basketball at the end of this basketball season. The five-time NBA champion is third on the NBA's all-time scoring list behind Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone , surpassing even legend Michael Jordan. He's the first guard to play 20 seasons, according to ESPN .
Lakers tickets are pricier than another historic basketball game tonight up north. The Golden State Warriors, who are aiming for the best record in NBA history, will play the Memphis Grizzlies in Oracle Arena in Oakland, California, tonight at the same start time as the Lakers.
The Warriors are aiming to beat the
Chicago Bull's 72-10 record in the 1995-96 season, and the odds seem to be in their favor. The Grizzlies haven't won a game against the Warriors this season. But their last game on April 9 was a close one, with the Warriors scoring 100 points to the Grizzlies' 99.

Crime / Re: This Is It! no More Alms To Stranded Strangers by umehmj(m): 7:23pm On Apr 13, 2016
Marinza:
All hustle na hustle. Sometimes it's okay to give regardless of the outcome. I think your mindset is what matters

bros which kain hustle this one be na? e no jell at all. him no get children?

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Crime / This Is It! no More Alms To Stranded Strangers by umehmj(m): 7:12pm On Apr 13, 2016
alighted from the bus this evening at the nearest bus stop to my house like an hour ago and this old man beckoned on me. i went closer and greeted him. then he began, "my name is bla bla bla and the women over there (pointing at a lady standing across the gutter) is my sick wife. we came from the village to seek medical help here but after the payments we couldn't afford our fare back.......... ". i cut him short to save his breath (he seems to be speaking with the last energy left in him), gave him the 200 the bus conductor gave me as balance and walked home. My mind was telling me they are fraud but hey, it's 200 after all. plus the man speaks good English. too good an English to be a bum.


one hour later i stepped out to grab some dinner and guess who i saw walking past my house? this same jolly old fela with his supposed sick wife, walking side by side and having a huge laugh, probably because of the great sale they made today (they sell lies). i just couldn't believe this. a man old enough to be my grandpa selling lies to rip off unsuspecting good hearted samaritans.

nawao! naija hard o but this is not just it. i wanted to grab the old man and get back my money but on a second thought i decided to let sleeping dogs lie. but one thing is for sure, today marks an end of me giving alms to stranded strangers.
Foreign Affairs / Re: A South African Complained Of Not Having Light For 2 Hours, Nigerian Guy Reacts by umehmj(m): 5:40pm On Apr 13, 2016
kinnlive:
i be mugu...poverty don kill me
RIP
Foreign Affairs / Re: A South African Complained Of Not Having Light For 2 Hours, Nigerian Guy Reacts by umehmj(m): 1:00pm On Apr 13, 2016
Quakertellicus1:


Congo DR is an interesting case.

In the 1970'S....work was commenced on the Inga system of dams which if it had been completed would have had the potential to provide light for half of the African continent.

But the project has been partially completed...thanks to good old corruption.

thank you my learned and informed fellow. and some okosodo shiit will open his smelly mouth to talk trash of what he doesn't know
Crime / Re: Girl Brutalized For Sleeping With Her Married Boss (photos) by umehmj(m): 12:51pm On Apr 13, 2016
one thing is certain though. the lady will never ever ever sleep with a married man in her life. ever
Foreign Affairs / Re: A South African Complained Of Not Having Light For 2 Hours, Nigerian Guy Reacts by umehmj(m): 11:24am On Apr 13, 2016
okosodo:
Congo is enjoying constant power supply. Dont speak on a topic that you know nothing about

The DRC desperately needs energy to grow. This mineral-rich expanse the size of Western Europe is Africa’s fourth most populous country but also one of its poorest. The International Monetary Fund estimates the DRC’s gross domestic product per capita at $171 – placing it last among the 180 countries studied last year. That’s lower in real terms than when the DRC threw off colonial rule by Belgium in 1960. In addition to myriad social and political challenges, economic growth is thwarted by a dearth of reliable electricity. The DRC’s mining-rich eastern Katanga province and Kinshasa province already suffer a net shortfall of 1,400 megawatts that holds back growth.

And the DRC’s investment shortfall is particularly severe. The state power utility, the Société Nationale d’Électricité (SNEL), delivers electricity to just 7% of the DRC’s 68 million people. Revitalizing and extending the hydropower works at Inga is the centerpiece of plans by the government in Kinshasa, SNEL and numerous international partners who aim to re-energize the DRC, underpin its economic future and secure its tenuous democracy. Yet, after a decade of struggle amidst ongoing violence, political divisions and mismanagement, dividends are elusive and frustration is rising.


www.earthzine.org


now don't you dare mention me again, stupid!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: A South African Complained Of Not Having Light For 2 Hours, Nigerian Guy Reacts by umehmj(m): 6:47am On Apr 13, 2016
moral of the story:
learn to appreciate what you got. don't whine about your ugly situation as though your case is the worst cos people elsewhere suffer even worse. this guy is complaining but it will be heaven on earth if we can have electricity for 22 hours a day here in Nigeria

as bad as our light situation is, some African countries are worse of. ask congo DR

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Crime / Re: Female Marreied Gospel Musicia Dies In Company Of Facebook Pastor by umehmj(m): 6:37am On Apr 13, 2016
all these end time pastors eh. wolves in sheep's clothing. My guess is that the supposed man of gawd wanted to have a canal knowledge of the woman but she resisted and he choked the poor woman to death to have his way.

my hypothesis tho. sad the woman can't speak for herself as it is. RIP
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Villagers In Taraba! by umehmj(m): 3:07pm On Apr 12, 2016
sarutobie:

I've been saying this on Nairaland since last year...there is nothing like Fulani herdsmen.. Those 'herdsmen' with assualt riffles are boko haram footsoldiers through and through.. There is nowhere in the world you will see herdsmen armed to the teeth with assault riffles,sacking whole villages and killing security personnels..for Christ sakes! You don't need the IQ of an Einstein to figure this out! What kind of docile people did I get entangled with in this Nigerian project?
I like the Easterners for always fighting for what they believe in right from the beginning of project Nigeria..

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Romance / Re: New On Nairaland Guys Give Me Some Attetion by umehmj(m): 7:44pm On Apr 11, 2016
drinks don show. grin
let's welcome our newest endtime nairalander. grin

Romance / Re: Just Landed In Abj For A Date With A Popular Nairalander by umehmj(m): 7:39pm On Apr 11, 2016
cool
Romance / Re: (must Read) : How I Became A Cheat. by umehmj(m): 1:26am On Apr 11, 2016
for you @op

Romance / Re: Breaking News: I Just Caught A Guy With A Mercedes Benz by umehmj(m): 1:23am On Apr 11, 2016
mamagee3 not again. grin
It's late
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Seperating The Fight? (photo) by umehmj(m): 1:18am On Apr 11, 2016
i think the guy on yellow T-shirt
Romance / Re: Ask A Nairalander A Question You've Always Wanted To Asks by umehmj(m): 6:26pm On Apr 10, 2016
bubu when will the fuel scarcity end?
don't look surprised. that moniker 'bubu' belongs to buhari. grin
Travel / Re: Eleven Die In A Road Accident On The Benin-Ore Road (Photos) by umehmj(m): 6:22pm On Apr 10, 2016
those articulated vehicles are fond of that, always driving at the wrong lane at the peril of the smaller but most times over speeding vehicles. may the good lord grant their souls eternal rest. amen

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Gaming / Re: For Candy Crush Lovers: What Level Are You In? Post Pics by umehmj(m): 5:01pm On Apr 10, 2016
WhyNa:

Lol. couple of months. Dumped that game, found a new love
hmm...tell me about this new love. maybe i will dump mine too.
Politics / Re: Even The Bible Warned Us Against APC ( Proverbs 24. Vs 21&22) by umehmj(m): 4:14pm On Apr 10, 2016
lol
Romance / Re: My Observation Today............. by umehmj(m): 3:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
rosalieene:
lol..... you should knw I was joking.
na the same joke we both dey o. grin
Romance / Re: My Observation Today............. by umehmj(m): 1:21pm On Apr 10, 2016
rosalieene:

olodo.......... grin
I said, its better not to be born at all. I mean born into the world. I didn't say born-again.
Happy Sunday to u too


oops! thought i saw 'again' there. had to read it again like 3 times to realize it ain't there. blame it on my old age grin

advice: elders are always right from were i come from. don't go calling your elders olodo
Jokes Etc / Re: See Hilarious Tweets From A parody Buhari twitter Account by umehmj(m): 1:16pm On Apr 10, 2016
lmao! chineke nna. grin
Romance / Re: NOSTALGIC MOMENT : (my Childish Crush) by umehmj(m): 9:20am On Apr 10, 2016
women mature faster than the guys. at 14 i still run around the house butt naked lol.
Gaming / Re: For Candy Crush Lovers: What Level Are You In? Post Pics by umehmj(m): 9:17am On Apr 10, 2016
WhyNa:

Lol. I'm in 409. Downloaded this new game and I dumped candy crush cheesy
how many years did it take you to hit level 419? i mean 409...sorry.
Romance / Re: My Observation Today............. by umehmj(m): 9:13am On Apr 10, 2016
"its better not to be born again than go to hell fire".......are they not the same? the end product of not being born again is hell fire, so i don't see how one is better than the other or any difference between the two.

well unless by saying not born again you mean the lukewarm Christians. one leg in the church, one leg outside.

happy Sunday to you
Nairaland / General / Re: Fresh Padding Discovered In 2016 Budget by umehmj(m): 7:57am On Apr 10, 2016
the year is almost spent and yet no economic direction, all because of padding.
Education / Re: #igbopeople Most Brilliant Black African Race - Academic Study by umehmj(m): 10:35pm On Apr 09, 2016
BTW! are we really arrogant?

Yes we are. grin
If we are not, who will?

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