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Phones / Pictures From The Tecno C9 9ja Tour (updated) by umehmj(m): 11:35am On Jul 02, 2016
"@iamvjadams"
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I'm at the Lagos Conservation Centre canopy walkway, which is the longest skywalk in Africa. I'm creating memories here with my Camon C9. The best moment is now, capture it. #C9ja #LCC #Lagos #SP

Politics / Re: Over 50% Of Retired Police AIG Are Northerners.if It Were Southerners? by umehmj(m): 10:55am On Jul 02, 2016
that's because over 50% of AIGs are northerners olodo. tell me, can you retire easterners that are not there?

again? hope you know why they are being retired?

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Career / Re: Is POP Screeding After Painting? by umehmj(m): 10:49am On Jul 02, 2016
screeding makes the walls smoother, thereby accentuating the beauty of the paint.

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Food / Re: Nigerian Names Of Herbs And Plants by umehmj(m): 8:39am On Jul 02, 2016
please anyone know the botanical name of that tree yorubas call PANDURO or something like that.
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by umehmj(m): 12:04am On Jul 02, 2016
mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

Yes or Nay?

somehow im liking this crazy woman lol. yea i love your dp. how do you like mine?
Celebrities / Re: Check Out What Yemi Alade Is Doing In London by umehmj(m): 5:24pm On Jun 30, 2016
AbbieGee1:
The kinda heading yall use eh undecided
I entered sharp sharp cus I tot she was doing traffic warden angry
You try o,you hear abi
lol..
grin
Celebrities / Wow! Virgin Group CEO, Richard Branson Looks Good In Nigerian Attire by umehmj(m): 7:35am On Jun 30, 2016
I just love this man. The kind of boss i will be

Jolly good fellow

Celebrities / Check Out What Yemi Alade Is Doing In London by umehmj(m): 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016
Yemi Alade arrived London yesterday and guess where she headed to from Heathrow?


Babe been calling Johnny since yesterday to come pay for the Ferrari grin

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHQVCAng71E/

Religion / Re: (photo)goliath Skeleton Found By Archeologist by umehmj(m): 8:03pm On Jun 29, 2016
TrajansKong:


You must see dis tins wid spiritual eyes. Ask for d spirit of discernment. Den u wil kno.

Do not doubt or question.

Hellfire is real oo.

thunder fire you with your spiritual eyes. na your dead papa and mama dey hell fire dey wait you.

dem bury Goliath with him head? abi David later return the head to them abi na dem ask David to kuku carry him body join him head wen em cut off?

see, no just provoke me this night

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Religion / Re: (photo)goliath Skeleton Found By Archeologist by umehmj(m): 7:15pm On Jun 29, 2016
with all due respect sir the skull in the first and third pix are not the same size. the first skull is bigger. use the men in the pix as reference scale

conclusion: the photos were photo shopped
Celebrities / Re: Humblesmith Endorsed By Tummy-Tummy Instant Noodles As Ambassador (Photo) by umehmj(m): 5:32pm On Jun 29, 2016
youngest85:
wetin d guy deh sing?



Well, i'm nt surprised. It's indomie endorsement

it's noodles olodo. again some artist wey you presume dey sing never even get tooth pik endorsement

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Celebrities / Humblesmith Endorsed By Tummy-Tummy Instant Noodles As Ambassador (Photo) by umehmj(m): 3:47pm On Jun 29, 2016
Humble Smith Bags His First Endorsement deal (pictures)


The "osinachi" crooner just bagged his first endorsemey instant noodles. he shared the pictures of his endorsement on his instagram. big congrats to him


https://www.instagram.com/p/BHPQwBbj89a/

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Celebrities / Re: Miss Nigeria 1957 And Miss Nigeria 2014, How Did We Get Here?(photos) by umehmj(m): 6:57am On Jun 28, 2016
that's good ol' days wen the only thing you worry about when with a woman is getting her pregnant. now you worry about HIV and her siblings. westernization and acculturation taking it's toll on us.

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Education / Re: Top 7 It Certification Course That Would Land U Mega Bucks by umehmj(m): 8:19am On Jun 26, 2016
me like it.

for those crooks ripping off corps members in the name of getting PMP certification at subsidised rate of 19,500 without telling them the real deal, God is watching in HD

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Nairaland / General / Re: Again, Red Scorpions Blow Shell Pipeline In Imo by umehmj(m): 8:10am On Jun 26, 2016
which one be red scorpions again bikokwa?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Who Makes Love To His Wife 10Hours Everyday by umehmj(m): 1:25pm On Jun 25, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
Where can I find a man like this? tongue

I'm right here. Unlike the man, i dont use uvhmv.... what did they call that stuff he took?

With me it's free and fair e-rection grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by umehmj(m): 12:57pm On Jun 25, 2016
i vote refiner

Nljega

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Politics / Re: Mohammed Garba Gololo Sex Scandal: US Has 'Video' Of How He Grabbed Hotel Maid by umehmj(m): 7:35am On Jun 25, 2016
useless goats. all anxious to taste oyibo pepper, even uncircumcised abokis wan taste am too.

this is a pure reflection of the level of impunity in this goddamn country

team refiner grin

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Business / Re: UNIZIK Student Ptotests Against Ecobank As ATM Debits Her Without Dispensing by umehmj(m): 3:49pm On Jun 24, 2016
Thanks all. Your suggestions are duely noted and will be passed to the victim.

Romance / Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by umehmj(m): 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2016
Jay542:
Bros no fear. I'm not involved at all. But i go vote for you sha.
lol grin

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Crime / Help! Ecobank Credited My Account Without Dispensing The Cash by umehmj(m): 12:37pm On Jun 24, 2016
Please nairalanders help me push this message till it gets to appropriate quarters. This poor girl here tried making a withdrawal through her Ecobank ATM but couldn't due to their network issue. Surprisingly her account was debited when the ATM didn't dispense the cash.

Now the bank in question is yet to reverse the failed transaction and the manager is being indifferent about it. Naija is hard right now and even harder for a student. It's just unfair to be ripped off by an institution that is meant to safeguard our money. That's day time robbery!

Please lalasticlala help me

And dear Ecobank, stop giving your customers hell. We no do bad thing to come bank with una. Make una upgrade una system too.

Business / UNIZIK Student Ptotests Against Ecobank As ATM Debits Her Without Dispensing by umehmj(m): 12:01pm On Jun 24, 2016
Help! Ecobank Debited My Account Without Dispensing The Cash

Please nairalanders help me push this message till it gets to buhari if possible. My friend tried making a withdrawal through her ecobank ATM and her account was credited without dispensing the cash. All effort to resolve the issue proved abortive cos the bank's branch manager is being indifferent.

Things are hard this time. It is even harder for a student and to be ripped off by an institution that is meant to safeguard your money is just not fair. That's day time robbery.


Ecobank awka please and please, credit this poor girls account and upgrade your system.

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Romance / Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by umehmj(m): 11:06am On Jun 24, 2016
Jay542:
lol. Osheey.

lol....you are cute. hope you aint coming out? cos i hate to beat your sorry a$$ lol

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Romance / Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by umehmj(m): 11:02am On Jun 24, 2016
rosalieene:

Sweets hope you would vote for refiner tomorrow. smiley

is she the winning party? well for your sake i will but she had better impress.
Romance / Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by umehmj(m): 2:52pm On Jun 23, 2016
grin grin
SexyStrawberry:


No o, serious o, at least ur head is not shaped like a cone as the OP's head

Iyaf hear
Romance / Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by umehmj(m): 11:07am On Jun 23, 2016
SexyStrawberry:


U even fine for face pass the OP sef


Are you for real? Make una no go give me false hope and i go go there go disgrace my entire village lol.

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