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Politics / When The Society Normalises Abnormalities: Nigeria As A Case Study. by umehmj(m): 10:24am On Aug 24, 2023
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"From their failure to provide pipe-borne water, they created a class of bottled water consumers and borehole owners.

From their failure to provide security, they created a class of bulletproof car owners with armed escorts.

From their failure to provide electricity, they created a class of Mikano generators and solar panel owners.

From their failure to provide education, they created a class of private school students, and abroad students.

From their failure to provide good health care, they created a class of abroad medical tourists.

They have so messed up our heads to the extent that those classes they created out of their failures are now the goal every one of us wants to reach.

To drink bottled water, own a Mikano generator or a bulletproof car, or travel abroad for school or medicals, have become landmark achievements that we even pray about.

Some people, in their bid to intimidate you or prove they are higher than you, say things like: what I drink is bottled water; where I school is abroad; if I have money, I will buy you all bulletproof cars; I don't use local hospitals...I use abroad hospitals; our generator runs 24/7... Etc. . .

We now take pride in things that came about because we were denied our basic rights by those we ourselves elected to provide them.

The worst any government can do to its people is to bring them to that point where abnormalities become normal, and normalities become abnormal for them.

They have so messed up our heads for so long that we don't even know that what we are going through and the life we are priding on is not actually the normal way things ought to be."

When will we decide to refuse our heads not to be messed up?

~~Rev Fr Kelvin Ugwu, from the pulpit on a Sunday morning.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 21st August 2023 by umehmj(m): 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2023
Nketiah is not a serious player. Never been and from the look of things, never will. A full trailer load of buLlsh|+. Why arteta haven't offloaded him is something i am yet to figure out. Spits!

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Education / UNIABUJA 2023/2024 Admission Thread by umehmj(m): 6:12pm On Jun 02, 2023
Hello guys, welcome to Uniabuja 2023/2024 admission thread.

We created this platform for uniabuja aspirants to help and encourage one another while also sharing information as regards the school's admission process.

We created a whatsapp group already, (though still not active), please send a whatsapp message to 080.2.7.8.2.6.9.6.9 so you can be added to the group.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Who Met Her American Husband On Facebook (Photos) by umehmj(m): 6:41pm On Sep 12, 2018
LivingFree:


Thank you! I was thinking 'Wtf is the rest of the story'

See these lazy bloggers, god will punish them lipsrsealed


Wekom grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Who Met Her American Husband On Facebook (Photos) by umehmj(m): 3:29pm On Sep 12, 2018
Concluding part of the story mbok grin

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Technology Market / Re: **** Mint Tecno Phantom 6 3gb 32gb Amoled For Sale**** by umehmj(m): 11:51am On Dec 01, 2017
fredrickmyers:
let's talk on whatapps
mn
Technology Market / Re: **** Mint Tecno Phantom 6 3gb 32gb Amoled For Sale**** by umehmj(m): 3:10pm On Nov 30, 2017
fredrickmyers:
how will u add??
10k Gaskia! The screen has a Crack but doesn't affect functionality.
Jobs/Vacancies / Male Nurse Wanted In Bayelsa by umehmj(m): 10:58pm On Nov 29, 2017
Please does anyone know who is a male nurse willing to work in oil and gas company in Bayesa and who can swim a little bit

Contact me now
Salary 130k Between now n end of the week
Technology Market / Re: **** Mint Tecno Phantom 6 3gb 32gb Amoled For Sale**** by umehmj(m): 7:17pm On Nov 29, 2017
Swap with M6 mirror gionee
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20k
Technology Market / Re: SOLD Gionee M6 Mirror For Sale by umehmj(m): 2:11pm On Nov 23, 2017
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Call 08062292514
Price is 39k

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD Gionee M6 Mirror For Sale by umehmj(m): 2:10pm On Nov 23, 2017
35k. I'm in Oba Akinjobi way ikeja
Technology Market / Re: USED HP ELITEBOOK 840 G2 (5th GENERATION) - JUST 90k (Graphic Designers Babyboy) by umehmj(m): 2:08pm On Nov 23, 2017
70k
Politics / Re: When NEPA Said No More Blackout In 1986(throwback Picture) by umehmj(m): 8:54am On Nov 21, 2017
Sometimes I really fear if we will ever get off this "power" grip. The matter tey when e start and the end of the tunnel is no where in sight.
Celebrities / Re: The Threat Burna Boy Sent To Mr 2kay On Twitter That Implicated Him (Screenshot) by umehmj(m): 5:28pm On Nov 20, 2017
Jolar101:

Have you ever witnessed him cutting firewoods with axe?
Which kinda hatred be this sef?
Like I said, I know him too well.
Celebrities / Re: The Threat Burna Boy Sent To Mr 2kay On Twitter That Implicated Him (Screenshot) by umehmj(m): 5:22pm On Nov 20, 2017
Linqsz:

We are no oppressor
That's for the debates

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Celebrities / Re: The Threat Burna Boy Sent To Mr 2kay On Twitter That Implicated Him (Screenshot) by umehmj(m): 5:22pm On Nov 20, 2017
enonche85:

cry
See this ode. Was referring to the thug (burna ) and not myself. Olodo
Celebrities / Re: The Threat Burna Boy Sent To Mr 2kay On Twitter That Implicated Him (Screenshot) by umehmj(m): 5:19pm On Nov 20, 2017
teflonjake:


@ this age, you are still shouting that rubbish?

It will only lead you to death, Infact u will die if u don't renounce.

You can't take this message to the authorities, because you will have to explain what that your statement means.


Idiot


Haba! So somebori cannor call him who he is in peace again? Abeg o I am not one, have never been one and will never be one. I know him (burna) too well. He an ax man
Celebrities / Re: The Threat Burna Boy Sent To Mr 2kay On Twitter That Implicated Him (Screenshot) by umehmj(m): 2:52pm On Nov 20, 2017
Aye ax man.

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Education / Re: Check Out This Picture About An Engineering by umehmj(m): 7:17pm On Nov 18, 2017
Circuit theory and co

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Crime / Re: Soldier Held For Robbery Warns CP: ‘don’t Call Me Fake’ (pic) by umehmj(m): 7:31am On Nov 17, 2017
Another military offender. Court martial awaits.. Kudos NPF
Police is your friend
Agriculture / Re: Palm Oil- Small Scale Planters. You Can Start Today! I Can Help by umehmj(m): 11:29pm On Nov 16, 2017
Here to learn.
Phones / Re: How To Write Colored Text On Facebook by umehmj(m): 2:06pm On Nov 16, 2017
uzoormah:

"Hello world" programmergringrin
Spot on!
Phones / Re: How To Write Colored Text On Facebook by umehmj(m): 2:05pm On Nov 16, 2017
uzoormah:

"Hello world" programmergringrin
Spot on!
Fashion / Re: Learn How To Make Permanent Pink Lip Balm by umehmj(m): 11:02pm On Nov 15, 2017
Ok
Technology Market / Re: 2 Months Old Tecno Phantom 6 For Sale 45k by umehmj(m): 4:15pm On Nov 15, 2017
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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Should Learn From A Good Neighbor(photos) by umehmj(m): 7:06am On Nov 15, 2017
Nice write up. We only move forward when we free our mind from hate. Vengeance is for God alone. Let our works speak for us.


lalasticlala what do you think?
Romance / Re: Any Other Person Experiencing This ? by umehmj(m): 5:55pm On Nov 12, 2017
Wich kain wahala be this? Well if you ask me, I think the man shouldn't be surprised his gate man is screwing his wife because I personally don't understand why this rain I messing my Sunday.

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