avatar19:


Meanwhile where is your location and condition of the phone

phone still crispy and sharp. no faults whatsoever. I'm in asaba

wanna counterbalance with unlocked iPhone 5s?

Freiden:
I never liked Electrical courses...they gave me magrine....

EEE 201/202

EEE 231/232

If you are an Engineering student @LAUTECH , you'd definitely know how heavy these courses are.

just score 40 and you'll celebrate like you made an A. actually it's A equivalent to other courses

circuit theory mehn and FORTRAN

long distance .....brandy

Lol. still managing my scarcely populated goatee.

still dreaming that one day a miracle will happen with the sideburns

awesome! it's easy to make good grades overseas and even easier for someone that survived the creeks

nice one. hate that im gonna miss that concert. good to be home here sha. coal city still rocks.

Jay542:


Lol. Near Back oo. Them don dey engaged

nawao. what of your cousin's Auntie daughters? there gotta be something, anything.

Jay542:
Name: JEMEEL

Nickname:

Age: 22

Sex:M

Hobby:LOTS OF RESEARCH

Marital status: DATING

Favourite food: A WELL PREPARED NOODLES

Favourite colour: WHITE

Favourite sport: SOCCER #CFC

Favourite movie: THE GODFATHER 2

Favourite album: BLUEPRINT3, DISTANT RELATIVES

Cartoon or movies: MOVIES - (Not really into it sha)

Bluez or hip hop: HIP-HOP

Android or Apple?: APPLE

What's the craziest thing you have ever done?: I'M TOO SHY MEHN

What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? BOOK A FIRST CLASS TO YANKEE TO PICK UP A JEAN JACKET

Most embarrassing moment: I WAS IN JS3 Oo. THEY GAVE US MONEY TO BUY GLUCOSE DURING INTERHOUSE AND WE BOUGHT ALCOHOL AND I WAS THE 1 THEY GAVE THE MONEY. I NO DRINK COS I HAD NOT DRANK BEFORE. BUT GUYS WER LIKE MAKE WE SPEND AM DEM NO GO ASK. THEM FLOG ALL OF US FOR ASSEMBLY GROUND AND NA ONLY ME CRY. SMH.

Happiest moment: ITS YET TO COME

Saddest moment: AS KIDS ANYTIME MY MUM BEAT MY TWIN SISTER. IT'S ALWAYS VERY SAD FOR ME.

Nairaland crush: NO CRUSH REALLY. BUT I LIKE makydebbie 's DIARY. I LIKE mimzy AND ivvy COS PEOPLE LIKE THEM SHA. I LIKE foolinlove COS HER OPINIONS ARE ALWAYS UNIQUE. I LIKE ummeey NO REASON BUT SHE MUST MAKE THIS LIST. Trapqueen77 THE EVER PRESENT ON ROMANCE SECTION.

Nairaland paddy: umehmj

People on nairaland that annoys u: PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO GENERALISE

What's your definition of love? I CAN'T DEFINE LOVE. BUT I KNOW I'M IN LOVE.

COULDN'T END THIS POST WITHOUT SHARING ME AND MY PRETTY SISTERS

my surest paddy i see you. never know you be twins mehn! lovely sisters you got. we could be inlaws you know *winks *

Glaxx:
Not everyone can be Tu Baba. Lol

seriously i respect how he handled his baby mamas. we hardly hear all this drama from tu babas camp

lol

the hand of the pick pocket that was chopped off the other day at onitsha has the M inscribed on his palms

asaba again! I'm tired of this flood ridden over hyped town

lol

dude trust me, a gf is the last thing you need right now. they are one bunch of distraction.

no mama. you have frog eyes. still loving you tho

lol....truth is i don't take online profiles too seriously
lota altered egos and wanna-bes

Raymondluv:
Bros i want to ask a question concerning this BVN.can i go ahead please?,

sure. shoot!

very true. every life cycle is a stage for soul development and growth. if we lead good lives our soul becomes lighter and freer so that when we die it can float to a higher plane of soul growth. but when one lives a bad life instead of moving on to the next development stage, they are demoted because their souls are very heavy with evil, hence they cant flow upwards. they are mostly the bad irate spirits in the astral plane. life in itself is like a school or an exam per se. how we live it will determine if we will move up the soul plane or continue to go down until we get to an animal level and keep coming back to settle karma. some souls never get to perfection tho. they are the ones we call the lost souls. problem is our heads are often wiped clean of our former lives.

this is really funny, only it makes me wanna cry. dunno which one to do

i dont drink. i dont smoke. i dont do drugs. i get plenty exercise. i ain't got no worries. jay542 dinner is ready o

simply put. see it as removing your clothes when you outgrow them.

snakes moult their skins as they get longer and their former skin becomes a bit undersized for their growing body.

Hello guys, read the text on image and share with us how many kids would you love to have, if this practice becomes instituted world over?

branhampaul:
Pls, Among This States Which Is More Developed Based On;
Beauty and Entertainment..
Onitsha Vs Asaba Vs Awka

wow! never knew the federal government has created three additional states namely:
awka state
asaba state
onitsha state

dude, go and see a head doctor. yours needs serious fixing

spreads mat. abeg who get pawabank? this phone will soon off

his article....

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT NIGERIANS LOSE ALL OF THEIR SENSES WHEN THEY GET INTO GOVERNMENT? YOU CALLED GOODLUCK JONATHAN A DUMB PHD HOLDER, HOW IS MR. OSINBAJO A PROFESSOR, IF HE CAN’T SIMPLY DEFINE PRIORITY? WHAT A PROF CAN’T DRAW UP A SCALE OF PREFERENCE? EVERY DUMB, DICK AND HARRYsong KNOWS THAT FOR ANY GOVERNMENT TO BE REMOTELY EFFECTIVE, THEY HAVE TO WORK IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PRIORITIES OF THE PEOPLE. HOW DOES PHASING OUT MUD HOUSES A PRIORITY FOR NIGERIANS IN THIS PRESENT ECONOMIC HELL? DOES MR. OSINBAJO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IN THIS ELECTRICITY-LESS COUNTRY, OUR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS IN THE VILLAGE ARE SAVED FROM BEING PLAGUED BY HEAT- RASH AND LAPALAPA BECAUSE OF THE COOLNESS OF THEIR MUD HOUSES? MR. VICE PRESIDENT, FIX THE DAMN ECONOMIC MESS AND LEAVE US TO FIX OUR MUD HOUSES OURSELVES. THAT IS IF WE SO CHOOSE TO. IT FURTHER PROVES THAT BUHARI AND OSINBAJO’S GOVERNMENT IS CLUELESS AND DUMB IN ALL RAMIFICATION. YOU MAY WANT TO REMIND ME NOW TO THREAD SOFTLY OR OF THE FACT THAT OSINBAJO IS A PASTOR AND I SHOULD “TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED”. MCHEEEEW… NANSENSE!!! ANY FOOL CAN BE A PASTOR? YES, ANY FOOL CAN BE A PASTOR BECAUSE GOD CAN USE ANYONE TO DO HIS WORK. ISN’T IT A SHAME THAT NIGERIA AND HER LINGERING ECONOMIC MESS IS BEING REFERENCED IN OTHER COUNTRIES AS THE REASON WHY FOOLS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED INTO GOVERNMENT? I CHOSE TO WRITE IN CAPS FOR THOSE BLIND SUPPORTERS OF THIS PRESENT GOVERNMENT, WHO DESPITE THE SIGNS BEFORE THEM, CANNOT SEE THAT THIS GOVERNMENT IS PLUNGING US INTO THE DARKEST PART OF HELL. AND BEFORE I FORGET, ETCETERA IS A NUISANCE…. I HAVE HEARD IT ALL.

hmm, omoh i fitn't take it o. who knows what else he be investing in her succulent body. bottom line is she go reach village

laughing in Chinese

ok na