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Need this thread like kilode!!

Badgers14:
After all his escapades... He died like an ant.

He was the only one killed in the shootout.

But wait oo, these guns recovered from them was this the same gun the boys used to rescue him in court and the bloggers reported they were heavily armed

Bros whether heavily armed or lightly armed,,armed na armed!!

khiaa:
Find me.

Dah 1 no be problem

adadike281:
How did she get there in d first place?

She trekked!

khiaa:
Not true at all, most women have a difficult time having an orgasm, it takes a very very skilled lover to take her to heaven.

I am a ''very very'' skilled lover

omosefeeguaibor:
Wow! And to think those crowd have not confessed christ, jesu! There's a whole lot of work for every believer to be done.

Let's do the work together

I rep number 2...I really need to change o

tapread:
Remind me of that rundown song

Mad over you

Nixiepie:
buh not scared of having sxxx with her

Never underestimate the power of Konji!!!

I see a woman sucking a man's tool

lemme guess...this happened in kenya

TANKDESTROYER:
Banana?.... looks creepy.... wow!!! never new sand looked that way.......... GOD IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!

Learnt in Engineering Geology that ''no 2 sand grains'' look alike....jez like finger prints and snow flakes

PassingShot:
Tell them this and see the epic reply you'll get.

Seconded!!! I'd love to see the reply

Why dem no qualify 1st?

ok

I thought Adam and Eve were stark naked

Chelsea 1 vs 2 Arsenal....my prediction for 2day's game

MissVirginLuna:
Guys be wise!!
On reading this story, it makes me remember a roommate of mine who confessed that she was a big python in the sea. She seduced her best friend's boyfriend and when he slept with her, he got tired and decided to abandon her. She threatened to destroy his life and render him useless. He dared her. Two days later, he had an accident and lost one of his legs.
It was hell staying with her. We stayed for a year and I couldn't keep up with the drama. She claimed to be a virgin in life, but will always cry about her children while sleeping.... I was shocked. The guy was her first. Obviously he wanted to play the sharp guy, but today he's mourning the beginning from the end.....
Funny enough, this girl always knew what is going yo happen to you. She tells you this is what is going to be the outcome of your trip or any endeavor and when you do it, it turns out that she was corrected. I believed she was gifted, but got to know that she was only possessed. I had to separate from her earlier enough after she threatened me..... It didn't take long she turned herself in for deliverance. She stated and I quote that after her first encounter with her best friends boyfriend, she started sleeping with men to rrevenge. And every guy she slept with, it was a revenge on the male folk, she did it in exchange for something. Pretty nd endowed, most guys couldn't resist her. There were sometime I found her awake at night facing the mirror with her legs in a bucket of water... Several occasions st midnight and when i asked her, she said she was meditating
Even fellowship brethren. Be wise guys. Not all that glitter is gold. You may say nothing can happen to you, but if your eyes are open, you will run far.

Now i'm scared!!
Hope it ain't yhu sha,,cos u said she's a virgin n ur moniker has d same word in it

hyfr:
Op 4 years is too long. They've wasted 1460 days of your precious life. Get a good lawyer and sue them for this. You must recover from their head haba.

Like Don Jazzy, I concur

Afam4eva:
Over healthiness dey worry you. Me, i dey find sweat i no see. Anytime i see sweat on my body, na so i go just dey jump for joy. It's a blessing my brother, accept it.

Person say he don tire,,,u say na blessing

Girls don finish 4 d village bah!!!

lhawarl1:
Abi this guy don die ni??

Hmmm!!

VocalWalls:
THERE IS NO CAPITAL was the biggest lie I told myself which made me waste over one year of my life in the unemployment market... Hoping to raise enough for business.

It took a white collar job with a 15k pay to reset my brain. This was in January 2016.

March 1st, I bought my first domain.

Less than 1 year later, I have more than I really need.

You don't really need capital. You need an idea.

EDIT: For those asking what i did with the domain i bought... I started a blog. Yeah!
while unemployed people were reigning curses on bloggers and shouting la click la bend on nairaland, i was still making my money, i spammed nairaland, i got banned severally, but it didnt stop me. I knew it was all i had, so i just could not stop.

**I really dont know why i get an error message from mailer daemon when i try to respond to PM requests, but i have my number everywhere on nairaland. You can reach me via whatsapp. and i'm not saying its an easy road.

Bros, abeg show me the way

I can see the lovely braids

wetin consign mhe??

xprezz02:
I don't even understand the ques

Read until you understand

brandonobi:
it is unfair, the only thing this girl is guilty of is being a human, like she has any control of her body's physical appearance, I can imagine a Nigerian being like this and being leveled evil.

My younger sis has sumtn like this on her legs..it's not as bad as this girl's own,,,so i can relate a bit

INTROVERT:
Just 50k.

Haba!!!!...u can gimme half of 50k o

xprezz02:
see question ooh

No dey avoid am,,gimme ur answer

Uyi168:
..LUCIFER is just a title..even jesus is/was a lucifer..

Morning star?

Emescot:
Lucifer Created Human beings to be free and do what they like

I'll have to quote you o...so lucifer created man??

axeman2:
THE DEVIL IS LUCIFER,AND HIS ANGELS ARE DEMONS.

Can u back it up?