₦airaland Forum

darkid1:
If i see this thing on the road I would run and set leg for it....M wicked like that

Go set leg for 'keke' first, then we go know say u fit set leg for dz 1

brainpulse:
The yeasterners have killed their own with thunder and lightening. The cursed land of retrogression where their God's strikes them dead.

Ode buruku ni e

ShawttySoFyne:
As childish as his brother

And he is the ''Egbon''...smh

GloriaNinja:
HE IS A FAILED ARTISTE

This is where dat ''your brain is paining you'' pikshor is needed

atoleybaba:
So u didn't know there are some animals that should be killed and not allowed in our compound and premises abi? Wehdone sir. Wait till d scorpion hurt one of ur household before u take action. So when u see a lion in ur neighbourhood feeding on a goat u did just walk away and let nature take is course abi? Again wehdone sir


#walksoutofthread
oga seun u dy kill mosquitoes? if yes then u are also guilty of condemning God creature.....yeye dy smell

OP didn't kill that scorpion because it won't be enough for a pot of soup...

jonaifame22:
Misoprosol, it's 3 tablets, she either drink one and insert two, or drink two and insert one, make sure she has storng pain reliver wth her cos she'll feel great pains and afterwards the blood will flow for 5-6 days like mestruation and afterwards pimple will appear on her face.


That's all.

This one na baddest!! U don too tey 4 d game

Confused OP!!

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dulaman:
No matter how stubborn you are,how rude you are,how stupid you are, if you treat your parent well and honour them. I kinda respect you for that and don't care about your flaws.. respect Dino.

Pharaoh of Egypt was ruthless and lethal. yet never plays with his mother. That's the secret of his longevity as a ruler.

Which of the pharoah's are you talking about

Tazdroid:
If those tyres no fit comot for ground, then na to find anoda name for dis design


Perhaps "aerocopter" may fit

More like ''aerokeke''

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sexybbstar:
I am born again.

Makes us two

sexybbstar:
Someone should give me his son,so i can rape him too.



OMG! Did i just say this?...


*Runs outta thread*

I'll represent his son

creamylicious:
ah swear... nigerians are very frustrating

I agree but it's fun tho'

degzy:
Lmao! So true.
In my case i could barely feel my mouth, throat and stomach. I ate every hot or cold, the hunger no be here..even bread wey I no dey like I down several slices with cat fish peppersoup in no tyime,.

I woke up in the middle of the night with constipation. Na toilet I sit down put till daybreak. My stomach swell strong like kwashiorkor. chai!

To piss self dey take eternity like say my bladder na GP tank....time was fc**kn slow.

Lol!!! I would never forget that day,,na inside beans dem put am

He is the other(upgraded) version...i think he should be kemen v2.0

bukaty:
bros u re funny abeg remove my name from d post

Lol...Tz copied tho'..Thanks

ObiomaA:
I have jeep I don't enter danfo



Fixed Correct score of a single match available for PAY AFTER WIN

How do i get it?

Kondomatic:
I remember the first I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.

The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.

Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.

It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.

Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.

I said shou.... let me prepare immediately but first I need to eat something.

I grabbed a loaf of bread from the fridge and finished it within seconds, still hungry.

I moved to the kitchen and finished half of the rice I cooked without remembering stew. It tasted great though. Anything you put in your mouth when you're high tastes like heaven.

I moved to the bedroom and sat down on the bed to recite how I will introduce myself at the meeting and that was all I could remember.


I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache.

Lmao! I remember my first too, couldn't feel from my throat down to my stomach. My stomach actually felt like the bottomless pit, i just could not fill it.

SNOWCREAM:
Scripted proposal, Cena has a real family outside WWE

I think he's divorced

After the act, they'll blame the devil...smh

Naso my mama sef be