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Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Umunede(m): 6:03pm On Jan 20, 2013
If ghana fail to do well in dis afcon, d coach will be sacked and replaced. Then, d ayew brothers will be recall
Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Umunede(m): 5:48pm On Jan 20, 2013
Where is christian atsu, d guy ghanaians call ghana messi? He is expected to do wot dede ayew does for ghana
Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Umunede(m): 5:30pm On Jan 20, 2013
Abrantie: GOAL!!!!!
Abrantie drogba. I still believe ghana will win dis match
Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Umunede(m): 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2013
Abrantie: GOAL!!!!!
Abrantie drogba. I believe ghana will win comprehensively
Nairaland / General / Re: Thank You For Making Nairaland Forum Great (My Message To 1 Million Members) by Umunede(m): 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2013
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wetin u go give us? Make we drop our account number?
Politics / Re: An Exclusive Interview With Pastor Tunde Bakare by Umunede(m): 3:16pm On Jan 20, 2013
eagle,eye:


President GEJ, was not kneeling down with other Chrisatin Faithfuls in the pew. He was kneeling directly in front of Papa Adeboye.
It is two different things.
A Pastor preaching and praying in d pulpit is more than anyone becos He is representing God at that time
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mali: A Guide To The Conflict by Umunede(m): 1:28pm On Jan 17, 2013
mr.born2fuck:
This islamic people? Oooh God, theyy give headache always ....why! Why!! Why!!!.......why thou make me create hatred in islam,why can't they be peaceful and we have them on nairaland too....what a shame
after they tell me BUHARI will be the best president. see what his people are doing in northern nigeria and mali
Politics / Re: Buhari May Change His Mind On 2015 Election by Umunede(m): 10:16am On Jan 17, 2013
Ahmedie25: Like Buhari like Awolowo,they hv widely acceptance by their people bt rejected by other region
because he love only his people. In d last election, he refused to come to d south to campaign. No campaign offices in the southern part of the country. He once told his people to vote only those from their religion. How can a man like this rule a country like naija

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Politics / Re: Buhari May Change His Mind On 2015 Election by Umunede(m): 10:10am On Jan 17, 2013
blink182: If the merger succeeds, buhari and fashola could be presented.
why two muslims? Do u want to islamalize and sharialize naija? Or u want to legalize BH?
Sports / Re: The Premier League's Forgotten Marksman - Yakubu Aiyegbeni. by Umunede(m): 1:58pm On Jan 15, 2013
That miss in 2010 world cup contributed

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Sports / Re: Nations Cup: It’s Trophy Or Nothing, Chief Mike Umeh's wish. by Umunede(m): 1:29pm On Jan 14, 2013
Abrantie: From now on, anyone who dares to call this team "Super {the other bird}" will have to respond to me.
Abrantie drogba. Ur ghana team is better than our team as per d friendlies so far. I have more hope in ur ghana team lifting d trophy than my super eagles. Keshi and his boys have failed us already. I am already looking forward to the sack of keshi after afcon because de don't have anything to offer
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by Umunede(m): 9:29pm On Jan 09, 2013
We are simply not doing well
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by Umunede(m): 9:05pm On Jan 09, 2013
Match neva start. Una don write 0 0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or 2012: How They Voted by Umunede(m): 8:11am On Jan 09, 2013
Cassilas betrayed Ronaldo. He should leave d real maldrid. How can he vote ramos over ronaldo
Career / Re: Qualified Chartered Accountants In Here..pls Help The 2013 ICAN Aspirants!!!. by Umunede(m): 12:04pm On Jan 07, 2013
Onainor Samuel :


lol..sowie about dat.. I have a banker friend who when i asked him about his ICAN pursuit, said he backed out twice as well dat it's not easy.

Op pls wat is d challenge dat made u back out?
can u send me a soft copy of all the ICAN pack from fondation to pe2? i use to see them on their site but it is not there again
Romance / Re: When A Girl Is Saying No But Her Actions Is Saying Yes by Umunede(m): 1:06am On Jan 06, 2013
Abrantie:

The word "woo" always makes me laugh.
Abrantie Drogba, where have u been? happy new year
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Catalonia Friendly (1 - 1 ) On Wednesday January-2-2013 by Umunede(m): 8:43pm On Jan 02, 2013
ogboss: I am beginning 2 love 9ja soccer, at least de r improving
I am telling u
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Catalonia Friendly (1 - 1 ) On Wednesday January-2-2013 by Umunede(m): 7:17pm On Jan 02, 2013
Are these players the ones keshi dropped martins, osaze, kalu uche etc for? Keshi have a long way to go

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Clash In Ghana Over Election Results by Umunede(m): 6:29pm On Dec 14, 2012
Abrantie: See how these alatafuo dey commit crimes for Ghana with their 419 banks.

I tell you, only about TEN Nigerians in Ghana are there for genuine purposes. The rest are a drag on our economy.

@ Umunede, there's your award winning UBA in the center of bank fraud. Motto: "UBA -- The choice for Yahoo Yahoos"

investigation is on going. As in many other cases, at the end of the investigation, you will discover that they were aided by Ghanaians. There are ghanaian criminals in your country as they are also in nigeria. Whether Ghanaian or Nigerian, d full wrath of d law should fall on them.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Clash In Ghana Over Election Results by Umunede(m): 6:22pm On Dec 14, 2012
Abrantie:

WTF is "papa ajasco"? Never heard of it..lol. Are you sure you live in Ghana or just hallucinating? I guess you're referring to your sh1tty Nigerian movies as "entertainment".

So because Glo sponsored a football league it means Nigeria runs our sports? Okay, in that case, South Korea runs Chelsea FC because of SAMSUNG. You are absolutely retarded.

How about Nigeria -- who sponsors your NPL? Let me tell you, NO COMPANY! Coca-Cola pulled out due to the insecurity crisis. They didn't want their brand name to be tarnished. The funny part is, no company is even eager to step in. Why can't your beloved Glo sponsor your league? I don't get it.
coca cola is not sponsoring naija league. It is between mtn and glo. D case is in court. Samsung sponsor one club, chelsea while GLO is sponsoring your league, sponsoring all your national team and sponsoring your supporters' club. Glo is single handedly running your football. Ghana football=GLO. Without glo, there is no ghana football. If you don't know about Papa Ajasco, ask someone.
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Will Make Ghana Ungovernable - Opposition Party NPP by Umunede(m): 8:52am On Dec 14, 2012
Abrantie:
*** BREAKING NEWS ***



Huh? WTF?

Oh! So, in other words, "We believed we were cheated but we don't have enough evidence."

The opposition cried foul, caused unnecessary tension and injuries, disturbed the peace just because...
guy, are u watching METRO tv?
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Will Make Ghana Ungovernable - Opposition Party NPP by Umunede(m): 3:15am On Dec 14, 2012
Abrantie:
*** BREAKING NEWS ***



Huh? WTF?

Oh! So, in other words, "We believed we were cheated but we don't have enough evidence."

The opposition cried foul, caused unnecessary tension and injuries, disturbed the peace just because...
they must provide evidence if de are serious about challenging the result of d election in court. We are watching
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Will Make Ghana Ungovernable - Opposition Party NPP by Umunede(m): 7:29pm On Dec 13, 2012
Abrantie:

How do you know it was rigged? What proof do you have? You can't believe that happened because NPP said so. Where is your evidence?

dat is y I said alleged. Time shall tell Abrantie(young man)
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Will Make Ghana Ungovernable - Opposition Party NPP by Umunede(m): 7:05pm On Dec 13, 2012
Abrantie:

He's guilty because he traveled? The president is also guilty because he has left the country? Has the opposition yet produced any proof that the EC, which also refereed the election that the opposition won back in 2000 and 2004, rigged this election?

The only way one can become the president of Ghana by winning 2 regions out of 10 is either by the gun or by crook.
the alleged rigged result indicates that NPP won 2 out of 10 regions. Wot of d unrigged result. Also, it is not about region but about numbers. D alleged rigged result was won by 50.4% but u know as well as I do dat a victory of 49.99% would have lead to 2nd round and anything can happen from there
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Will Make Ghana Ungovernable - Opposition Party NPP by Umunede(m): 6:52pm On Dec 13, 2012
Abrantie:

The elections 4 years ago (and before that) was refereed by the same EC. The score was closer and that triggered a re-vote. NDC won it. The opposition (headed by the same flag-bearer) won only 2 regions out of 10 and conceded.

Fast forward to 2012, four years later.

1) The process was refined and fine-tuned.

2) Biometric verification was introduced to curtail election fraud. This system was even championed by the opposition.

3) Voter awareness and education had risen. Children who are not even of voting age could sing campaign songs word for word. Our sense of civic duty and pride grew.

4) The election was held and the only hiccup was the biometric verification equipment that delayed voting in a few areas. Nevertheless, everyone who really wanted to vote had a chance to do so.

The opposition again won only 2 regions out of 10, with a vote deficit of about 300,000 but this time they cry foul. Why?

I personally didn't vote for any of the two leading parties, but I felt the election was fair. With the upgrades done to the process, it would be almost impossible for a party to steal 250,000+ votes, without detection while voting was still happening, in order to change the outcome.

Bottom line, the winner run a strategic campaign. They even bused some their supporters to the polls in comfortable buses. They had a game plan when they selected their flag-bearer and running mate, and that paid off.
all these u are saying is story. I am in ghana and I can tell u dat d general belief is dat d election was rigged. Well, no need to argue, d matter is in court. D court will decide but I can assure you that d opposition party have a good case. Y did Afari Gyan d electoral chairman, ran to d US d same nite after announcing d result?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Clash In Ghana Over Election Results by Umunede(m): 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2012
PetroDolla: grin grin grin LOL How is it my fault or that of any Ghanaian that your human eating, coc-k suckin, sub human vile beasts are so phucked? I often wonder how some 180 million sickos ended up in one place. grin

The 7th largest producer of oil, with some of the largest reserves of gas and yet they can’t produce enough electricity for themselves. The shith0le can’t even fvckin produce petrol for its poverty-ridden citizens. LOL. Is it a surprise long lines can be found at filling stations across that shith0le?

The dustbin country has four oil refineries and yet imports all its refined fuel. If this is not a confirmation of a cursed nation, then what is it? In fact vulture-eating Nigerians take their crude oil to countries like Ivory Coast to refine and ship back to their accursed country. If this is not a confirmation of a cursed nation, then what is it?
The biggest shith0le ever in the history of mankind exports 2.5 million barrels of oil daily and yet 90% of their impoverished and long-suffering citizens struggle to survive on less than $ 2 a day. LOL. Their leaders are busy chopping their money. LOL. Their leaders don’t even respect them. They see them as first class MUGUs!!!! Chei. I understand their cassava bread-eating leader told them he did not give a fvck! They plan to build a N2 billion banquet hall for their president and a 14 billion naira for their VP and yet cannot fix the highway that links their funny country to the rest of West Africa! When you travel on the Accra-Lagos road, immediately you enter nigeria you’ll know. LOL. The road from Accra is superb till you reach seme! And from Seme to Lagos is currently the worst road in the world! Chei, nigeria has won another title ooooh. The country with the worst road in west Africa title!

In nigeria, young girls are impregnated and kept in secret locations. When they give birth, the babies are taken away and sold to the highest bidder! LOL. Just like they do for animals..like goats,sheep and cows!
Kidnapping is the second most lucrative industry after oil. LOL. 42 nigerans are unemployed! 34 million nigerians have no access to toilet and thus defecate in the open. LOL. Life expectancy is a miserable…..wait for it……52! LOL. More than 90% survive on less than $2 a day. Today, Nigerian imports every single item, including toothpicks! LOL. Ghana is looking to sell excess rice after a bumper harvest. All the groundnut pyramids that were a feature of the Nigerian economy in the 1960s and 70s have long disappeared, as ‘hard working’ nigerians now rely on their monthly share from the federation account.

Can anyone tell me how many nigerians have access to electricity, potable water, motorable roads, personal security, quality education, health care? What is the infant mortality rate in nigeria? What is the maternal mortality rate? I understand your fragile, generator fumes-compromised brain works only part of the time, but at least your low IQ can allow for some low-level research, which will confirm what most of you are- deluded lunatics! LOL.

Being Ghanaian is an honour so deal with it,mor0ns! Nigerians know Ghanaians are superior, they’ll just never admit it.

Chei, man pikin don sample those babes in that accursed land oooh. Chei, nelly- the Tiv girl-was the first, (those Tiv women can be dangerous in bed -they can break your waist oooh). She was followed by an Urhobo girl,then Remi, Molly(rivers), Dorothy (Igbo), another delta, then niger, niger again, edo, akwa ibom, then Uche. Hmmm these are the ones that graced my bed for any length of time. I am not even talking about the numerous one-night stands. LOL. As a matter of fact, one of them- who is from Cross River and currently based in Port Harcourt, has been calling me regularly in the past two weeks, begging to come spend the Xmas with me in Accra! LOL. Mr. GAY, take a chill pill and accept the fact that your women can’t ever have enough of Ghanaian men-the real authentic African men. I heard your men need stuff like alomo biiters to get going. LOL. Even your NAFDAC is worried! LOL. So why won’t your women look for real men elsewhere? F00lish goat. I still remember when I went to Rivers state many years ago to do some work in a community. They were so excited they brought one babe-she was a student at the UNI in Port Harcourt to keep me company. What a wonderful host community! Trust me, I did not disappoint at all. When I got back to base, she kept sending me letters and messages pleading to come spend some time with me! Chei, the traditional Nigerian hospitality is so awesome! LOL. Chei, nigeria we hail ooooh LOL.
Dummies, what name do you give to a country of kidnappers, ritualists, pr0stitutes,419ners, scammers and spammers, terrorists, militants, armed robbers, book haram, friggin eediots? A country where nothing works?

Check out the lead story on NL
Nigerian Girl Killed In Rome, Italy by pitoski(m): 5:51pm On Dec 12

Another victim of human trafficking!

Franca Abumen, a 27 years old Nigerian, living in Rome, Italy, has met her untimely death in the hands of an unknown men who brutally murdered her by tying her ankles and strangling her to death with a black cord, tied around her neck.

Franca was killed in the woods of Stifone, between Narni Waters, in Rome and her body was found 24 hours after her death on Sunday 10th of December, 2012; after her friends called the police to declare her missing when she failed to return home from work (prostitution).


Hoodlums may take over Nigeria – Afenifere
on DECEMBER 13, 2012 • in NEWS
9:11 am

BY DAYO JOHNSON

AKURE—AFENIFERE, a pan-Yoruba socio-political group, Wednesday, challenged President Goodluck Jonathan to rise and act fast to stem the spate of insecurity and the wanton destruction of lives and property or face the possibility of hoodlums completely taking over the country.

Secretary-General of the group, Bashorun Seinde Arogbofa, said the rate at which kidnappers abduct prominent Nigerians and the Boko Haram menace had not only put the lives of people at risk, but also scared away prospective investors.

Arogbofa listed the recent abduction of the mother of Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and the wife of former Governor of Western Region, Gen. Oluwole Rotimi (rtd), as examples, which had brought bad publicity to the country.

According to him, “nobody is any longer safe in the country. Just a few days ago, it was the elderly Prof (Mrs) Okonjo that was kidnapped; only yesterday it was the wife of Gen. Oluwole Rotimi, former governor of Western Region.

“In the Northern part of the country, the Boko Haram is in charge and kills with reckless abandon.”

40-year-old Okada Rider Docked For Stealing Kolanuts, Palm Oil by Ptimes: 10:33am On Dec 12

A 40-year-old commercial motorcyclist, popularly called okada rider, Segun Olowomako, has been arraigned before an Ore Magistrate Court for allegedly stealing two baskets of kolanuts and two kegs of palm oil.

He was alleged to have conspired with one other person, still at large, to commit the offence.

According to the charge, Mr. Olowomako, and one other person, sometimes in September, 2012, conspired to commit felony to wit stealing at about 7.00 p.m. at Zaccheus Junction Ore, in the Ore Magisterial District.

The duo thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 516 of the criminal code ,Cap 37 ,Volume 1 ,Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria 2006.

2 Policemen Arrested For Okonjo-Iweala's Mother's Kidnapping

Okonjo Kidnap: Two Police officers Arrested

Two policemen have been arrested in connection with the kidnapping of Finance Minister’s 82-year-old mother, the police said on Wednesday.

Professor Kamene Okonjo, mother of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who is the Finance Minister and Coordinating Minister of the economy was abducted on Sunday from

her home in Ogwuachi-Uku, Delta state.

Beware Of "Pillows Sellers In Lagos Traffic" by PayWell: 5:27pm On Dec 11

I just bought two pillows from an aboki, got home, took off the nice plastic wrappings and then PERCEIVED a nasty smell, not what i expected of a new product.

Became curious, took a razor blade and cut it open.

What i saw was undecipherable, pieces of very old and dirty foam.

Ouch!!! The Stench. I guess the very old and dirty foam was taken from the dustbin.

I am dump-folded. I have just been swindled of my hard earned cash and what about the health hazard posed by such a product.

LAGOS BUYERS BEWARE!!!

Police Arrest ‘Spirit’ In Kano
The Kano State Police Command, yesterday, announced the arrest of a ‘700-year-old spirit’ that engages in extorting money from the members of the public by imposing fear in them via telephone calls.

Briefing journalists at the Bompai headquarters of the command, the Kano State Police Commissioner, Mr. Ibrahim K. Idris, explained that the ‘spirit’ turned out to be one Alhaji Nura Hamza, a resident of Kurna Asabe Quarters in the state.

Idris explained that the suspect had taken advantage of the fear imposed in his victims by his status as a ‘spirit’ to cause them to source money and deposit same in a nearby bush, on an anthill, for spiritual purposes.
DEBTOR ECONOMY. UR PRESIDENT IS ABUJA FOR WHAT? TO SEEK FOR AID AND LOAN JUST LIKE OBJ GAVE PRES KUFFOUR SOME FREE BARRELS OF OIL. DEBTOR AND FOREIGN AID ECONOMY. I WILL TELL GOODLUCK NOT TO GIVE ANY AID TO HIM SO THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN SUFFER. We are giving ur country too many aids and grant. Glo, a naija company is sponsoring all your national team including your supporters' club. I will tell Mike adenuga to stop bring GLO CAF award to ur debtor economy. We run your economy. UBA, a nigerian bank won the bank of the year in your country, Ghana. Papa ajasco won the best comedy TV programme in your country. we run your country from sports to entertainment and everything. cry. there is nothing you can do about it. I am in your country and i know everything going on in your DEBTOR country. i am waiting for you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Clash In Ghana Over Election Results by Umunede(m): 3:33pm On Dec 13, 2012
Abrantie:

Yes, and your economy and population are larger than Somalia's, Iraq's and Afghanistan's but those are better places to live than Nigeria.

What's your point dvmbfukk?
NO, IT IS BETTER TO LIVE IN A DEBTOR ECONOMY. GDP=$39b. debt 44%. half of the economy is debt. No wonder everything is costlier there after imputing interest. DEBTOR ECONOMY
Foreign Affairs / Re: We Will Make Ghana Ungovernable - Opposition Party NPP by Umunede(m): 3:29pm On Dec 13, 2012
Abrantie: Oh Nigerians! This is a typical case of "misery loves company".

The opposition party has a lot of seats in parliament. They are not talking about war. They meant making it tough for the president and the leading party to get things done. The US republicans did it to Obama and his party in his first term. Ghana will NEVER sink low like your damn country.

Besides, air has blown over this and life is continuing as normal. The general public's opinion of the opposition has started to shift to whiny babies or sore losers. If the opposition continues on that route, it will only mess up their chances even further in 4 years. Isn't democracy great?
lets hope so. we are watching

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