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falcon01:
perfectly normal, after some time you begin to interact with physical element then you can touch people. At first your touch is cold but gradually it becomes less cold no matter how hot it is the hands are cold so we put on gloves or avoid touching the skin so often. We are not dangerous most of us.

have you ever come across one of your gang, and have you ever been seen by someone you know? sorry to ask

falcon01:
of course, I'm a ghost as long as someone I knows doesn't see me I'll be in this world till the end of my bloodline. If my soon decides note to give birth then that's My end. Its the blood that fuels my survival and immortality.

this one long oooo… your profile pics says it all , but how are you coping in the midst of living being

LadyTara:
so I followed your advice, learnt html ,css and javascript ,built a couple of projects inclding my protfolio with it.Currently learning react already building a project with react and express js for the backend

goodluck ladytara, pls which platform do you use for your learning?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Dam. I hate dropping comments on new Genz we no understand SPIRITUAL TINZ And TINZ..


I fvvcked UP posting here man..

Dam

WTF MAN!

why taking online troll too serious man… we just need to cool our head with cruise in this country make depression no go kill us. @Boogyman557 Oya no vex. Spirituality is real I also have my experience

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram We talked about dis on Nairaland some years ago..


Let me copy and paste my old COMMENT on this same topic..


if I begin count the number of ASHAWOO wey I de NACK in a month, e go reach to form full COMMUNITY!


The truth be told.. Some of those PROSTITUTESZ ain't human being..


I don see them well well.. alot I have seen but make I share 1 here..


that was 2018, in Lagos, ikeja..


I was coming back from ASHAWOO house around 3am in the morning, I stayed der up to dat time because the ASHAWOO house was having a party..


there was no bike or car so I decide to leg am..


I use leg from ikeja computer village to opebi, so I decide to URINATE some where and the area was kind of dark but not too dark..


As I de URINATE, NaSo I see one shiny cat like dat, coming out from one street, I wanted to stone the cat because I de eat cat before but my mind told me to wait alittle..


As I was watching the cat to know my next move, weda to stone it..


then the cat stayed one place close to the main road and stood there 4 some time..


then I start noticing the cat was getting kind of big..


I SWEAR DOWN, my head come de swell up..


it started changing into a young lady..


I SWEAR DOWN, this is a true life story and if no be the kind PESIN wey I be and some SPIRITUAL TINZ and TINZ wey I don see and experience, I for SHOUT but I still hold my self..


The changing was confusing because it will look like ur eyes is playing TRICK on u..


But this cat was actually changing into a lady..


After changing, she stood for sometime, looked up and down and started walking away..


my BLODA, them no de SHOUT for that kind tin ooo because u know no waiting fit happen..


If u like believe me and if u like no believe me, I no send ur PAPA..


This Life, Alota TINZ going on SPIRITUAL and PHYSICAL ..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Meself don watch this movie before 🤝

Foodqueen:
One was on nairaland sometime ago.

He suddenly stopped updating.

na only your heart he break why you con dey which am death

Westerhoffe:
Yes… it's real.
But such people are not ordinary humans before they die.

do you have any life experience?

drimzsmoke:
Yes, I'm an akudaya!!!

there is power in the tongue bro

Most of us here have heard one or two stories about incarnates(someone that died and was found in another location).

Is it real?

Imagine a Ghanaian saying this shit

I still flash back to those days when they’re the one doing shoe mender here in Nigeria, anyways no be hin fault. Na our government do us like this.

Please stay out of trouble, if your dream can come to pass his last words might also come to pass 💡

A bill seeking the creation of three additional states in the South-West has been listed for presentation in the House of Representatives.

Sponsored by the lawmaker representing Obokun/Oriade Federal Constituency, Osun State, Oluwole Oke, the proposed law is seeking the creation of Oke-Ogun, Ijebu and Ife-Ijesa states.

The proposed legislation is titled “A Bill for an Act to amend the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended)”.

It seeks an amendment to the First Schedule, Part I of the Constitution to read, “The First Schedule, Part I of the Constitution is amended by introducing new states and reducing the number of local government areas.”

In the draft bill, Oke-Ogun State with Iseyin as the proposed capital city would be made up of 12 local government areas, including Olorunsogo, Irepo, Oorerelope, Ogbomosho North, Ogbomosho South, Saki-East, Saki-West, Atisbo, Itesiwaju, Iwajowa, Kajola and Iseyin.

On the other hand, Ijebu State, when created, will comprise Ijebu East, Ijebu North-East, Ijebu Ode, Ikenne, Odogbolu, Ogun Waterside, Remo North and Sagamu LGAs. The proposed capital city for Ijebu State is Ijebu Ode.

According to Oke, who chairs the House Committee on Judiciary, Ife Ijesa State is to be made of 11 LGAs made up of Atakunmosa East, Atakunmosa West, Boluwaduro, Ife Central, Ife East, Ife North, Ife South, Ilesa East, Ilesa West, Oboku and Oriade.

In a letter dated February 6, 2024, and addressed to the Clerk of the House, Oke wrote: “I wish to forward the abovementioned bill to your office for further necessary legislative action to enable me to move same in our great Green Chamber, sir.”

The South-West geo-political zone is currently made up of six federating states, which are Ondo, Oyo, Lagos, Ogun, Osun and Ekiti states.

If Oke’s bill scales legislative hurdles, the region would surpass the North-West, which currently has seven states, the highest among the other zones of North-Central, North-East, South-West, South-South-South and South-East.

Section 9 (1) of the Constitution states that the National Assembly can only pass an Act to amend the Constitution when its proposal is supported by two-thirds majority of all the members of each chamber (72 senators and 240 House of Representatives members) and approved by the resolution of at least two-thirds of the state Houses of Assembly (24 states).

Currently, the National Assembly is in the process of amending the constitution. A key component of the 10th Assembly’s Legislative Agenda unveiled by the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Abbas Tajudeen, in November 2023 is constitution amendment. The Constitutional Review Committee, chaired by Deputy Speaker, Benjamin Kalu, is slated for inauguration on February 26, 2023.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/fresh-bill-seeks-creation-of-three-states/%3famp

36 states never see food chop, them wan still create another state.

ojun50:
I can't have that money and still allow one small tin to kill me. I find wey kill am

if it’s possible to kill the snail… the offer will not be up to $10 million

Kurugu92:
Na that problem go kill you

the problem is from safari not me. I have to download Mozilla firefox before it works

Westerhoffe:
When picture uploads…

successful bro

I’m having problem posting the pics

Let’s hear from you

What’s the payment options?

Dronedude:
For more jokes text Nigeria to 3119

this one no be meme

Nigeria and miracle na 5 and 6

Autobot05:
Nor mind them . That 300k fit finish within 2 semester
I hope there is a way for him to combine both his work and school sha
Lol I’m also in the same crossroad too tbh and it’s really confusing

[b]Omo Nigeria is really hard on we the young ones

[/b]As in eh, we’re just suffering and smiling

jmoore:
I graduated from that university, it is not for old people.
They don't serve as nysc corp members but they are given nysc exclusion letter, which serves same purpose as nysc discharge certificate. I have my own nysc exclusion letter.

Noted boss

jmoore:
National open university should be your best choice in this scenario.
Do your business and still go to school.

I’ve always consider this route, but someone told me that the school is for old people and it doesn’t make sense for young blood like me, and also about not going to nysc bla bla bla.

Mcslize:
If you must go to school, make sure you study a good course. Don't go and study ceremonial course o.

na mass comm oo

FRANCISTOWN:
There is no certainty of any business in Nigeria today because of the fluctuation in policies which is unfavorable to business owners.

With the current removal of subsidy, many large firms are folding up.

For this current 9ja, it's possible you go into business with 10Mils and return with debts. I'm telling you. My cost of operations from June 2023-December 2023 was more than my cost of operations for the whole of 2021, 2022 and the first half of 2023 altogether.

You can't run into debt with your handwork unless if you didn't know what you are doing.
Handworking is very sweet believe me.
There is almost no business that I haven't tried in this life so, I can give you a first hand advice.

Learn a vocation and turn it into business. If you learnt how to install electricals, you can end up selling electrical materials.

But learn something that will help you thru school. There is no place on earth today people don't barb their hair. This is a kind of skill wherein you can still succeed without connections.

***I updated my first response, please check it out
By the way, which business do you have in mind?

Phone technician, phone accessories business, POS

Myrepublic:
Phone repairs is nice,but if you can add laptop repairs too.. That's if your head fit carry the two like that.. Better still do the phone repair,and sell phone accessories alongside.

1 bottle of Heineken for you sir

Myrepublic:
Op see better advise. Go learn skill ,open shop there after. Then start your school program.. You go don even get apprentices under you.. After school, you meet them up in shop.. You go fit sort yourself for school easily..

Sighted, but do you think the mobile phone technician I learnt is not lucrative enough? I’m ready to follow this advice…. Thanks in advance

FRANCISTOWN:
You see my guy. To succeed in life is easy, many just don't know how to go about it.

Lemme tell you something. That your 100bar na just breeze.
You are 21 and you are still very young.
Instead of goin back to school this year. Leave this year and go learn a vocational skill. Be an apprentice of a handworker.

You can be trained in barbing, tailoring, hair dressing or any skill that doesn't take long. Once you are a certified handworker, Reprocess

thanks bro, but the 100k is just an additional oo, if I choose the business route, my mom is ready to give the 400k savings

Sapeleboy911:
Given your age, and educational level I recommend starting a business. You are still young, as such you have the age advantage to explore and take calculated risks, that can reward you in the future.

But these questions you should be asking yourself are:

2) The so called business you intend starting, have you done a nice and concrete feasibility studies?

2) If things shouldn't work as planned do you have a plan B?

3) If things go sour later along the line due to the Nigerian factor, can you pick yourself up and move on?

Provide honest answers to these questions and weigh your options.

Deep

Obnoxious2001:
Sorry about it...

But I believe you get the idea..

yes, thanks boss