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Nairaland General › Re: Describe Year 2023 With 'One Word' by Unclebayo(m): 7:33am On Dec 31, 2023
Savedday2:
The year I scattered 9ja girls kpekus, yanga-yanga but the few that gave me infection, e no go better for who na. Most especially that useless nairaland girl, what is that her stupid name again? The thunder wey go fire you for that infection wey you give me erh!
I pray you shall no the truth early, this isn’t something to be proud of
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Year 2023 With 'One Word' by Unclebayo(m): 7:31am On Dec 31, 2023
Make we restart 2023 , I don make small mistake
Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 6:18am On Dec 30, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Lol,

Temparlandry, dedicating Useless music's. 😄😄😄😅
grin
Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 9:16pm On Dec 26, 2023
Mom007:
Obavoh's threads are very amusing as well. I think he also deserves a spot on this hall of fame. smiley
Wow, I’m just seeing it
Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 10:08pm On Dec 25, 2023
Chimarto:
Joblessness, get a job and have peace.
I have a job m, do you expect me to go to work on Christmas Day? Try and change that’s what we’re telling you.
Romance › The Most DANGEROUS Advertisement On Nairaland by Unclebayo(op): 9:13pm On Dec 25, 2023
If you see me drinking carry tomorrow make una no pity me ooo, I just they do transfer anyhow for my Muslim friends today after viewing this adverts on nairaland. Anyways my eyes don clear huh huh

Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 8:23pm On Dec 25, 2023
judatech:
😎 I'm not that bad bro
you’re a bad man bro grin, you’ve 209 followers and 199 of them are females ;, make I add your name sharp sharp 😂🤲
Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 8:08pm On Dec 25, 2023
judatech:
Many names are missing in the bad and good category...
But what do I know?
I forgot to add judatech in the deteriorated category…. Fuuuuck grin
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas In Owerri (pictures) by Unclebayo(m): 7:46pm On Dec 25, 2023
Jeon:
What about Marry Christmas?.
undecided
You don drink sperm again angry
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas In Owerri (pictures) by Unclebayo(m): 7:34pm On Dec 25, 2023
Jeon:
Mary Christmas.
merry Christmas not Mary Christmas
Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 7:28pm On Dec 25, 2023
Abi oo and na giveaway I wan do ooo grin
Brandiebird:
Have you misspelled their names? They need to come and collect their money 💰!
Romance › Re: [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op): 7:23pm On Dec 25, 2023
tongue tongue
Romance › [A Thread] The Best Nairalanders And The Worst nairalanders In 2023 by Unclebayo(op):
After a thorough analysis and surveys, I decide to bring you the names of the best nairalanders and the deteriorated(dud) nairalander in the year 2023.

BEST👇

1. Airsaylongcome: 97% of his posts were valuable to tech newbies and even some experience

2. feelgoodstuffs: Give out almost 105k naira to some nairalanders this month despite all the criticism he received before and after Japa grin

3. Niel63: helpful career posts basically tech

4. Justwise: the most interactive nairaland moderator

5. Slawomirr: most of his posts/comments are always true but it looks funny grin

6. Iamdbull: nairaland number one musician, he don’t care about the bad reviews he gets on a daily basis.

7. Pansophist: Warm advice, nice contributions to a meaningful threads

8. Verywickedman(devilishman): Joker


DETERIORATED(worst/dud)👇

1. Jeon: promotion of LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 on her signature

2. Chimarto: Bigotry

3. Templarlady: derailing threads up and down by dedicating useless musics

4. iCoursetrouble: Bigotry, sad, hate speech etc…

5. Mrcork: 85% bad reviews on his comments , no relevant posts.

6. Antichristian: live and let others live… serve your God and let others serve their God. We’ll all know the truth when we get to heaven.

7. Infolenka: promoting hook up girls on nairaland means he don’t know what he’s doing, to be worst, those hoes don’t recognize this asshole.

8. Notchildofdoom(formerly childofdoom): he’s passing through a lot(gambling) but he doesn’t listen to elite advices. MAY HIS ROAD BE ROUGH IN JESUS NAME sad including all the gamblers viewing this 💔🤲, it’s not easy losing your hard earned money to wicked bookies, MAY YOUR ROAD BE ROUGH ALSO🙏….

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 AND HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE 💋
Politics › Re: Nigerians Celebrating Christmas On Empty Stomachs – LP by Unclebayo(m): 6:27am On Dec 25, 2023
Chibuzoripob:
cool LABOUR IN VAIN PARTY are 🤡 🤡 🤡s
grin this one no be meme grin

I understand where you’re going angry
Health › Re: I Successfully Quit Nail Biting. by Unclebayo(m): 1:26pm On Dec 24, 2023
Naijaagenda:
The pen is just like a marker, apply it directly on your nails, if u get the paint, apply it with d brush, I promise u, that fingers would not near your mouth again.
thanks bro
Health › Re: I Successfully Quit Nail Biting. by Unclebayo(m): 1:11pm On Dec 24, 2023
Naijaagenda:
Honestly speaking you can win.
The strongest force in the World 🌎 is the human heart.
If human decide to live, they often triumph against sickness, sickness, disease and adversity.
Kindly get the mavala nail stop
how will I use this
Health › Re: I Successfully Quit Nail Biting. by Unclebayo(m): 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2023
The only battle I cannot win grin
Travel › Re: 20 Surprising Differences Between The UK And The USA by Unclebayo(m): 10:56pm On Dec 23, 2023
1MILLIONLiGHTS:
UK, I like their English . So sweet and therapeutic to one's hearing.
na English we won chop?
Programming › Re: I Just Started My Web Development Company Without Any Experience by Unclebayo(m): 6:53pm On Dec 22, 2023
More profit bro, is it a SAAS project or consultancy?
Travel › France Joins UK, Canada To Tighten Immigration Rules-on-nigerians by Unclebayo(op): 6:07pm On Dec 22, 2023
France has joined a list of countries that have imposed immigration restrictions on international students (including Nigerians) with new legislation that will stop them from bringing their families to the country.

The law passed by the parliament on Friday provides a new toughening immigration policy that makes it more difficult for migrants to bring family members to France and delays their access to welfare benefits.

It also banned detaining minors in detention centres while leaders of a third of French regions said they would not comply with certain measures in the law.

A controversial provision discriminates between citizens and migrants, even those living in the country legally, in determining eligibility for benefits.

https://punchng.com/france-joins-uk-canada-to-tighten-immigration-rules-on-nigerians/?amp
Career › Re: Advice On Career Path. by Unclebayo(m):
Lovemeharder:
Acquire some good digital skills and make cool cash before your masters.
Listen to this advice
Romance › Re: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by Unclebayo(m): 10:16am On Dec 21, 2023
Seun pls stop taking nairaland for granted

Nairaland is over 16 years and you’re still under the mercy of a host angry
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Unclebayo(m): 3:38pm On Dec 18, 2023
Enskynelson:
You will be given NYSC Exclusion cert and it's equivalent to discharge/exemption cert.
thanks what about the kits?
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Unclebayo(m): 3:33pm On Dec 18, 2023
Hello house, please will I be allowed to go for Nysc after my course? Or can one be given the certificate of completion and the kits?
Career › Re: Advice A 24 Years Old Junior Software Developer by Unclebayo(m):
This should be a moral lesson for young lads, this guy once begged for money on this forum early last , then you see what happens now 💯

Family › Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by Unclebayo(m): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2023
Hezmatosky:
Traditionally, our mothers had twerked one million times while dancing in public. Dem born you well to talk? Even at my age kiss
your mom is the only one that dances in public not my mom 🥶
Family › Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by Unclebayo(m): 10:32am On Dec 11, 2023
DonroxyII:
That's Street Mother cheesy .... That Boy is a Homie .....

God will just Blessed Street Mom With Good Dudes ...

Ihm Eye go See Wheen But He is the Saviour of His Mama ....

When She Started Crying ... She Cries on His Shoulder Cuz When Everyone is Gone ... He is The Only Soldier That Would Stand Up For Her .....Idiots

Nature's Blessing for The Street Mama !
Travel › Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by Unclebayo(m): 9:38pm On Dec 10, 2023
Edit:

2. you can leave Nigeria and still became poor
11. You can leave Nigeria and die even before your time, abroad don’t guarantee long life
Family › Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by Unclebayo(m):
SavageResponse:
Is he going to be fighting every guy he sees around his mother? grin
How will you feel if you see your mom doing this?
Romance › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation ?? by Unclebayo(m): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2023
This situation no funny oo grin “[moral lesson👉], anything that’s not yours can never be yours no matter how you try
Family › Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by Unclebayo(m): 8:08pm On Dec 10, 2023
Some mothers are not always mother
Travel › Re: Can 1m Really Take Someone Out Of This Country. by Unclebayo(m):
cybernaut:
oga, listen carefully and stop unnecessary argue. In benin republic their government provide all the basic amenities for them eg good road,steady metered electricity and steady metered water supply etc which our government denied it from us. Please what else do we need from the government if not the basic amenities. Because u look down on them as a small country but they are better than you that called yourself giant of Africa but ordinary amenities they can't provide for your citizens. Travel and see
I believe you’ve never leave the shore of Nigeria for once, life in Benin republic is not as easy as you heard, things are expensive, there are no jobs, limited business growth because of under population e.t.c. Abeg shey na good road Abi stable electricity we won chop?

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