₦airaland Forum

greenermodels:
I've seen wealthy Yorubas brag on the property section about not renting houses to Igbos, my landlady in Niger state voiced it out after her caretaker rented a flat to me in her absence (She's a Yoruba that lives in Abuja). One Nigeria is a scam.

I don’t even know where the competition started from.

I remembered when I went for my siwes in a radio station in ilorin, the admin asked me which state I came from, I lied to him that I’m from ilorin, after signing the siwes log book ,then he remembered to check my name and unfortunately he saw a Christian name.
This man was very sad that he threaten to tear the log book. I almost cried 💔

I’m a typical Yoruba guy but I don’t think this is necessary.
This is the type of people that’ll come to nairaland and start calling the whites “rac*st” for not giving them an apartment.

📝:You may not face any racial discrimination abroad if you’re not also racist (you can’t be served shit if you’re not a dog)

Once you all eat to your fill… you start doing rubbish

bigpriik:
all these make money before u love gang when una go make money bayii time is going better find wife and marry.

I pray you understand life soon

betshopagent:
you Don get the latest baa?binance has been restricted in naija

bro abeg say the truth I get LTC inside ooo 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️….. God forbid

betshopagent:
Trouble dey sleep inyanga go wake am!

na tinubu go wake am

Hausas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😐

Yorubas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Igbo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

falcon01:
we meet each other and No I've never met someone i know

we just dey whine ourself

All this tinubu supporters are just looking for many ways to tell us we’re not the only one facing economy issues…. Very Useless and annoying people

falcon01:
perfectly normal, after some time you begin to interact with physical element then you can touch people. At first your touch is cold but gradually it becomes less cold no matter how hot it is the hands are cold so we put on gloves or avoid touching the skin so often. We are not dangerous most of us.

have you ever come across one of your gang, and have you ever been seen by someone you know? sorry to ask

falcon01:
of course, I'm a ghost as long as someone I knows doesn't see me I'll be in this world till the end of my bloodline. If my soon decides note to give birth then that's My end. Its the blood that fuels my survival and immortality.

this one long oooo… your profile pics says it all , but how are you coping in the midst of living being

LadyTara:
so I followed your advice, learnt html ,css and javascript ,built a couple of projects inclding my protfolio with it.Currently learning react already building a project with react and express js for the backend

goodluck ladytara, pls which platform do you use for your learning?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Dam. I hate dropping comments on new Genz we no understand SPIRITUAL TINZ And TINZ..


I fvvcked UP posting here man..

Dam

WTF MAN!

why taking online troll too serious man… we just need to cool our head with cruise in this country make depression no go kill us. @Boogyman557 Oya no vex. Spirituality is real I also have my experience

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram We talked about dis on Nairaland some years ago..


Let me copy and paste my old COMMENT on this same topic..


if I begin count the number of ASHAWOO wey I de NACK in a month, e go reach to form full COMMUNITY!


The truth be told.. Some of those PROSTITUTESZ ain't human being..


I don see them well well.. alot I have seen but make I share 1 here..


that was 2018, in Lagos, ikeja..


I was coming back from ASHAWOO house around 3am in the morning, I stayed der up to dat time because the ASHAWOO house was having a party..


there was no bike or car so I decide to leg am..


I use leg from ikeja computer village to opebi, so I decide to URINATE some where and the area was kind of dark but not too dark..


As I de URINATE, NaSo I see one shiny cat like dat, coming out from one street, I wanted to stone the cat because I de eat cat before but my mind told me to wait alittle..


As I was watching the cat to know my next move, weda to stone it..


then the cat stayed one place close to the main road and stood there 4 some time..


then I start noticing the cat was getting kind of big..


I SWEAR DOWN, my head come de swell up..


it started changing into a young lady..


I SWEAR DOWN, this is a true life story and if no be the kind PESIN wey I be and some SPIRITUAL TINZ and TINZ wey I don see and experience, I for SHOUT but I still hold my self..


The changing was confusing because it will look like ur eyes is playing TRICK on u..


But this cat was actually changing into a lady..


After changing, she stood for sometime, looked up and down and started walking away..


my BLODA, them no de SHOUT for that kind tin ooo because u know no waiting fit happen..


If u like believe me and if u like no believe me, I no send ur PAPA..


This Life, Alota TINZ going on SPIRITUAL and PHYSICAL ..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Meself don watch this movie before 🤝

Foodqueen:
One was on nairaland sometime ago.

He suddenly stopped updating.

na only your heart he break why you con dey which am death

Westerhoffe:
Yes… it's real.
But such people are not ordinary humans before they die.

do you have any life experience?

drimzsmoke:
Yes, I'm an akudaya!!!

there is power in the tongue bro

Most of us here have heard one or two stories about incarnates(someone that died and was found in another location).

Is it real?

Imagine a Ghanaian saying this shit

I still flash back to those days when they’re the one doing shoe mender here in Nigeria, anyways no be hin fault. Na our government do us like this.

Please stay out of trouble, if your dream can come to pass his last words might also come to pass 💡

A bill seeking the creation of three additional states in the South-West has been listed for presentation in the House of Representatives.

Sponsored by the lawmaker representing Obokun/Oriade Federal Constituency, Osun State, Oluwole Oke, the proposed law is seeking the creation of Oke-Ogun, Ijebu and Ife-Ijesa states.

The proposed legislation is titled “A Bill for an Act to amend the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended)”.

It seeks an amendment to the First Schedule, Part I of the Constitution to read, “The First Schedule, Part I of the Constitution is amended by introducing new states and reducing the number of local government areas.”

In the draft bill, Oke-Ogun State with Iseyin as the proposed capital city would be made up of 12 local government areas, including Olorunsogo, Irepo, Oorerelope, Ogbomosho North, Ogbomosho South, Saki-East, Saki-West, Atisbo, Itesiwaju, Iwajowa, Kajola and Iseyin.

On the other hand, Ijebu State, when created, will comprise Ijebu East, Ijebu North-East, Ijebu Ode, Ikenne, Odogbolu, Ogun Waterside, Remo North and Sagamu LGAs. The proposed capital city for Ijebu State is Ijebu Ode.

According to Oke, who chairs the House Committee on Judiciary, Ife Ijesa State is to be made of 11 LGAs made up of Atakunmosa East, Atakunmosa West, Boluwaduro, Ife Central, Ife East, Ife North, Ife South, Ilesa East, Ilesa West, Oboku and Oriade.

In a letter dated February 6, 2024, and addressed to the Clerk of the House, Oke wrote: “I wish to forward the abovementioned bill to your office for further necessary legislative action to enable me to move same in our great Green Chamber, sir.”

The South-West geo-political zone is currently made up of six federating states, which are Ondo, Oyo, Lagos, Ogun, Osun and Ekiti states.

If Oke’s bill scales legislative hurdles, the region would surpass the North-West, which currently has seven states, the highest among the other zones of North-Central, North-East, South-West, South-South-South and South-East.

Section 9 (1) of the Constitution states that the National Assembly can only pass an Act to amend the Constitution when its proposal is supported by two-thirds majority of all the members of each chamber (72 senators and 240 House of Representatives members) and approved by the resolution of at least two-thirds of the state Houses of Assembly (24 states).

Currently, the National Assembly is in the process of amending the constitution. A key component of the 10th Assembly’s Legislative Agenda unveiled by the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Abbas Tajudeen, in November 2023 is constitution amendment. The Constitutional Review Committee, chaired by Deputy Speaker, Benjamin Kalu, is slated for inauguration on February 26, 2023.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/fresh-bill-seeks-creation-of-three-states/%3famp

36 states never see food chop, them wan still create another state.

ojun50:
I can't have that money and still allow one small tin to kill me. I find wey kill am

if it’s possible to kill the snail… the offer will not be up to $10 million

Kurugu92:
Na that problem go kill you

the problem is from safari not me. I have to download Mozilla firefox before it works

Westerhoffe:
When picture uploads…

successful bro

I’m having problem posting the pics

Let’s hear from you

What’s the payment options?

Dronedude:
For more jokes text Nigeria to 3119

this one no be meme

Nigeria and miracle na 5 and 6

Autobot05:
Nor mind them . That 300k fit finish within 2 semester
I hope there is a way for him to combine both his work and school sha
Lol I’m also in the same crossroad too tbh and it’s really confusing

[b]Omo Nigeria is really hard on we the young ones

[/b]As in eh, we’re just suffering and smiling