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Crime › Re: Suspected Kidnappers Caught In Benin City Forest (Video) by UncleKoboko:
Exterminate the BASTĄRDS immediately!

Why dem never trow tires for their neck?

If na thief wey thief phones now, this fools go don burns dem


Mumus

Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 6:53am On Feb 09, 2021
R2bees:
You can't call something stupid without stating why. Some of us here are newbies. Tell us why it's stupid to remove profits or use the term
When you say you're removing profit in cryptocurrency, you're only cutting from the amount of crypto you have that has appreciated.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 6:51am On Feb 09, 2021
niqqaclaimz:
Can you tell me what's not true about what i said?
That Luno is not allowing withdrawal
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 6:35am On Feb 09, 2021
niqqaclaimz:
Xrp is back on rise...If i had my funds... I know how much i could have made.... Dumba** Luno ani't released my funds. Xrp its now 219 will on luno it's 201..


If you have funds on luno....Better Withdraw or transfer your funds...
That's not true
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 6:31am On Feb 09, 2021
Uglychicki:
I invested 82k last week Monday on bee. t. Cee, eth, li.t...it is now 94k...a whooping 14%.Agrritech will offer that in 3months or more.

I'm happy
This is just d beginning. I removed my profit, leaving the capital, bye bye to yeye agritech... Enough hypertension

I can now trade my money myself
There is nothing like removing profit in cryptocurrency. You people should stop using that stupid term.
Autos › Re: Unregistered 2004, Ford Mondeo Hatchback. #1.3m by UncleKoboko: 6:22am On Feb 09, 2021
You get mind o...

Happy selling..
Politics › Re: Buratai: Buhari Repaid My Father By Making Me Chief Of Army Staff by UncleKoboko: 9:03pm On Feb 08, 2021
Government of nepotism and PADI PADI

BUHARI is indeed a disaster.


Senile cow.
Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho's Bank Accounts Frozen, Rejects Award By Yoruba Youths by UncleKoboko: 8:49pm On Feb 08, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Arakunrin Sunday, You're too small to warn or fight the federal government.

I will advice you lay low or be made a scape goat .
Shut up!

You think Sunday is like your Nnamdi cownu?
Politics › Re: Tambuwal: "Fura Da Nono" Hawkers Supplying Drugs To Bandits by UncleKoboko: 2:46pm On Feb 08, 2021
angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Tambuwal: "Fura Da Nono" Hawkers Supplying Drugs To Bandits by UncleKoboko: 2:46pm On Feb 08, 2021
This country na wa....


Osu ipobs

ESN

Fool ani herdsmen

Amotekun

Sunday Igboho
Business › Re: Rice Seller's N400,000 Turns To Paper In Ogwashi-Ukwu, Delta State (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:36pm On Feb 08, 2021
Karlovic:
embarassed embarassed Afonjaland, a haven for scam, too bad for the woman.
Na OSU pigs territory e hapen o
DONT BE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: Ogun Farmer Killed In Imeko By Fulani Herdsmen (Viewers Discretion Advised) by UncleKoboko: 8:47am On Feb 08, 2021
[quote author=OmovuduTheBeast post=98857260][/quote]Fixed cool

Politics › Re: Ogun Farmer Killed In Imeko By Fulani Herdsmen (Viewers Discretion Advised) by UncleKoboko: 8:44am On Feb 08, 2021
Karlovic:
embarassed embarassed Just another day in the Islamic Caliphate of Afonjaland, they were warned but they kept mute and were blindly following the drug pushing cretin now see where it has lead them to. They can only look forward to having peace the day this teeth turns white.
But they did same thing with OSU pigs in ebonyi not long ago.
What did your governor do about it?
Career › Re: Pregnant Unmarried Policewoman: Ekiti AG Drags IGP, Others To Court by UncleKoboko: 10:00pm On Feb 07, 2021
tito44:
Make toto no pain my mama too much o coz e don too wide grin
Chai!! Just advise her on it. She should retire from such business
Career › Re: Pregnant Unmarried Policewoman: Ekiti AG Drags IGP, Others To Court by UncleKoboko: 9:53pm On Feb 07, 2021
tito44:
Of course I know that my mother is an OSU pig and a prostitute. I even grew up in the brothel with her somewhere in Imo and Anambra. That's how I got to know the stat i dropped above
Well stated.
Make e no pain you too much o grin
Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia And Her Daughter, Teesa Williams On A Movie Set (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 9:50pm On Feb 07, 2021
cool
Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia And Her Daughter, Teesa Williams On A Movie Set (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 9:50pm On Feb 07, 2021
Pikin wey cat born, na cat e go resemble.

I remember that year wey I still dey flex with her mama... No difference cool

Career › Re: Pregnant Unmarried Policewoman: Ekiti AG Drags IGP, Others To Court by UncleKoboko: 9:48pm On Feb 07, 2021
tito44:
My mother an OSU pig.
It takes a prostitute's child or a conc prostitute to know what I just said
Of course we know grin
Career › Re: Pregnant Unmarried Policewoman: Ekiti AG Drags IGP, Others To Court by UncleKoboko: 9:42pm On Feb 07, 2021
tito44:
Na afonja and tiv
Lol
Keep fooling yourself.
Even your conscience won't be at peace for this lie grin
90% of prostitutes in every brothel in this country, Lagos, kano port etc are OSU pigs.
Kiss the truth!
Career › Re: Pregnant Unmarried Policewoman: Ekiti AG Drags IGP, Others To Court by UncleKoboko: 9:35pm On Feb 07, 2021
tito44:
Afonja and riding of different dicks.. their women (even the married ones) can jump on dicks like their life depends on it. They even do it without remorse
Shey e no better pass OSU pig wey go dey serve every tom, dick and Aboki prick about?
Which tribe dey do ashawo pass for brothels?
Science/Technology › Re: Ancient Egyptian Mummy Unearthed With Shining Gold Tongue After 2000 Years (Pix) by UncleKoboko: 9:26pm On Feb 07, 2021
Seyzcham91:
oga shut up stop correcting nonsense!

since dem born you, you don hear those abroad or in any part of the world been called Pale or Pink?

all these nairaland oversabi forming "i too know" sef undecided

whether you like it or not, from time immemorial people are classified with color as either "Black, Brown, White"

go hang yourself for your room ceiling Fan undecided

Nonsense and Oversabi People undecided
Lol
You can continue carrying your slave tag (Black). As far as I'm concerned, no Black or white person exists except probably you.
Or deh
Family › Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test by UncleKoboko: 2:40pm On Feb 07, 2021
merieam16:
My own is, hope it's nt all his life saving dat he used for DNA because na letter to poverty be dat o and he later he will tell his wife dat he was defrauded nd dez no money with him
Wetin concern you if na him last kobo?
Nothing is more cherishable than knowing the truth.
Family › Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test by UncleKoboko: 2:37pm On Feb 07, 2021
Emary:
2 months is too early for a DNA test. The amniotic fluid can only be tested from at least 16wks pregnancy. Also, the test should not exceed N200k. They don chop that bros out of him desperation.
I was wondering too.
The test is like regular prenatal test, WHY WOULD IT COST A MILLION NAIRA?

PEOPLE DEY LIE SHA...
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 12:09pm On Feb 07, 2021
Sailor1:
p2p mimics the market price which is not 385
What platform are you talking of?
On binance, all the P2P I have been seeing are very expensive.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 10:52am On Feb 07, 2021
Sailor1:
Good stuff, just checked out the p2p section on binance and the rate is much better for usdt... Currently between 462 and 472...
Seems that's the method I'd be using.

Good stuff, problem solved
We meuve!
How is 462 and 472 reasonable when Naira fiat deposit is at 385?
Naira fiat deposit is currently suspended though.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 10:46am On Feb 07, 2021
ThisisIkemefuna:
I have used binance peer2peer countless times and I can tell you it is not 100percent safe. No way you can say that it is fast and seemless either. There are cases where you don't get to receive your crypto until after an hour or more. In any way, I am not pushing it down anybody's throat. It's just an option on the table and your views are welcomed.
Please how do I fund my wallet cheaply?
I want to buy but cant deposit money to my wallet because of suspension.
USDT and BUSD coins are very expensive
Business › Re: You Can Still Withdraw Your Crypto Funds Into Your Account With Binance P2P by UncleKoboko: 10:44am On Feb 07, 2021
lilmerhnuel:
Earlier, CBN released a new policy on cryptocurrency, which made funding of account on Binance difficult as they have disabled Naira transaction on their platform but you can still make withdrawal.

Do not panic your coins are safe, now here is a trick to leverage on. We all know Binance uses a third party payment gateway and those parties are regulated by the finance body of Nigeria, so this is the reason why they disable all transactions in Naira.

With or without the CBN's Crypto policy you can still withdraw your crypto fund into your account with Binance P2P.

P2P (peer-to-peer) is a trading market where you can safely trade cryptocurrency in exchange.

How does Binance P2P escrow service work

Step 1: Place your order
Place an order to buy or sell cryptocurrency. The cryptocurrency will be held by Binance P2P temporarily until the the operation is successfully completed.



Step 2: Start a conversation
Start a conversation with the seller and buyer. When you are trading with a counterpart that you do not know, we recommend that you use the chat to communicate with him/her. The chat history will be essential if there is a dispute with your counterpart and you, make an appeal.



Step 3: Make the payment or release the cryptocurrencies
If you are a buyer, make the payment and notify the seller that you completed the payment. Click the ‘confirm’ button to notify the seller that you made the payment. If you are a seller, wait for the buyer's payment confirmation before releasing the crypto.



Step 4: The transaction was successful or the counterparty was not responding
In most cases, when everything goes smoothly, the buyer pays and the seller releases the crypto, but what happens if to counterpart was not fair? In other words, the buyer do not transfer the money or the seller did not releases the crypto after the buyer made the payment.

In these case you need to open an appeal, click on the “appeal” button. Now is when the escrow service comes into play and this is why the crypto was temporarily held.

How does Binance P2P escrow service help crypto sellers?
If the cryptocurrency buyer did not make the payment, Binance P2P's escrow service will return the cryptocurrency to the seller when the time for negotiation is over.

How does Binance P2P escrow service help buyers?
If the buyer made the payment but the seller did not release the cryptocurrency, the buyer can open an appeal to notify Binance's customer service that the counterparty did not release the crypto. If you are the buyer, please provide as much evidence as you can, receipt of payment, or screenshots of the conversation you had with the seller, and once our customer service confirms the payment is made, we can release the crypto to your account.

Why is the escrow service so important?
The escrow service protects Binance’s users from scammers. If a user tries to convince you to make a deal outside the Binance P2P platform, ignore the suggestion and open an appeal. If you make a deal outside the platform we cannot protect you.

Imagine that you want to buy cryptocurrency and you find an offer at a competitive price but the seller seems new to the platform, with zero completed orders. How can you be sure that the seller will transfer the cryptocurrency to your wallet?

The escrow service aims to solve this type of situation, by holding the cryptocurrency in a deposit. When there is no agreement and the counterpart opens an appeal, Binance’s customer service will analyze both the buyer's and the seller's stories. If the buyer wins the appeal, the cryptocurrency will be released to his wallet. However, if he loses the appeal, the cryptocurrency will go to the seller’s wallet.


While the cryptocurrency is in the deposit, users can trade safely without the risk of losing money. Whatever amount of money you trade, all amounts are important to Binance P2P.

Frequently Asked Questions about the Binance P2P escrow service
What happens if, after making the payment, the seller does not answer and does not release the cryptocurrency?
The buyer can file an appeal if the seller is not responding to chat messages or not releasing the cryptocurrency. Our customer support team will evaluate the situation, contact both the parties, and release the crypto to the fair party.

When an appeal is opened, how long will the funds be frozen?
Our customer service works 24/7. The funds will be unblocked as soon as the dispute between the parties is resolved and this depends on the complexity of each case and the verification of the evidence provided by both parties. The waiting time can range from a couple of hours to days.

What happens if the buyer marks the transaction as paid but the seller has not received the funds?
If the buyer marks the order as paid without actually making the payment, the seller can appeal and our customer support team will cancel the transaction after verifying with both the parties. Upon cancellation, the seller will receive the cryptocurrency back in the wallet.

Conclusion:
Its not a must to have money in your Binance account to make transfer to a buyer account. A bank transfer to the buyer's account will work and when you are transferring the money from your bank during P2P don't type anything crypto related in the description. Kindly talk to a binance representative for clearer info.

Source: https://www.9jaedublog.com.ng/2021/02/you-can-still-withdraw-your-crypto.html
How do I fund my wallet to buy?
Fiat Naira deposit has been suspended.
USDT and BUSD coins are very expensive.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 10:34am On Feb 07, 2021
Aicebaba:
Best way to maximize profit on panic sells on Binance

1. Buy USDT P2P
2. Buy bitcoin (or any other choice crypto) with USDT.

Enjoy.
USDT is very expensive. It's about 415 per coin. Fiat Naira deposit has been suspended so you can't fund your wallet.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by UncleKoboko: 10:31am On Feb 07, 2021
Sailor1:
And how will you buy?

Once they open deposits, it will shoot back up.
ngn is already rising on binance even with the deposit ban
If you are still interested in eith, I will advise to use p2p to fund your account... I believe eith still has more upside
I can't fund my wallet on binance.
There's suspension
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by UncleKoboko: 10:23am On Feb 07, 2021
Jagznation:
Am owk with my Roman catholic choristers
The cult...

Killing lepers

Killing socalled witches

Endorsement of homosexualities

Killed William Tyndale for translating Bible into English etc...
Politics › Re: The Story Of Chinaza, VP Osinbajo's 'Daughter' (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 9:40am On Feb 07, 2021
Those security details go just dey vex grin

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