₦airaland Forum

Agriman:
hmmmmm.....
kindly read, Open letter to all Nigerians concerning economy downfall..... http://www.agrobalm.com/open-letter-nigerians-concerning-economy-downfall/

Hmm the letter is not opened.Why can I see it already.

The age of 20-30 is when people experience their mid life crisis and if you can successfully scale through this period without much bruises you are on to a good future life.

Papa don old joor... his dickson no fit hand all these USB ports crushing.

For that nagging wife

There's nothing like a fake rumour.

Lordness investigative journalism at its best.

Missionary all d way. The holiest of all d styles.

Anuoluwapo23:
No am the most ugly girl

You know that ain't true.

I know my haters here will say anything to put me down. They will even say my picture is photoshopped, but I dont care. Check your PM

Sadly, not many people think like this.

By the way, who else thinks Linda and Laura Ikeji are ugly?

I do not believe the allegations levied against Linda, The only thing I beleive is that she is ugly.

ClinicalHope:
Hahahaha u are out of your mind

I admit and somehow starring into those eyes of yours brought back my sanity... Maybe I should be hopeful.

Adesiji77:


Your post had my attention till the last sentence. I actually thought you were making "sense" in relation to the story.

You would make a good fiction writer though

Thanks I will try. Even though, I'm doing well in a different line.

The kind of cinema I go

My cousin and I were in the said plane. The reason for the delay was untechnical, but human. The actual cause of the delay was caused by a Ghanaian teenage girl with a big backside who complained that an old man beside her took picture of her and touched her booobiez 3 times while she was sleeping.

The man got a slapped twice that everyone in the cabin heard and it turned to a big turmoil while crusing on air. Some other people started fighting which lead the pilot to reduce the cruising speed. Some people even threatened they would jump out if the pilot didn't make an emergency landing, but the pilot claimed it was not in the Standard Airbus Navigation Policy to make an emergency landing for such reason anywhere at latitude 9degree North of the equator and beyond.

So, if you read all this and thought I was making sense. You just wasted 2 minutes of your life. I just made everything up.

Teens be like whoiz nomoreloss. Pasuma Alabi personal assistant

Read my comments again

Creepiest picture

Yes they all look alike and have the same brain like all other female species

That's what's up

The first picture will always get the d**k, the second one will get the ring.

These sermon sounds like what would scare me in my pre-teen years...

HateU2:
Somebody's heart is broken

Whose heart has never been broken?

Life became easier for me when I stopped being nice to ladies and I get respected and appreciated than when I was.

Dirkcoyt:
Sorry bro, someone broke your heart? Its 3:17am! The farming tool did a bad job! Recite some psalms or as well goto church for some prayers or visit a shrink or visit a brothel! You need a stable mind to run this week! This farming tool must not hold you back! If she ever hold you back then visit this last place sony max for the next episode of 1000ways to die for staying up late cause of a heartbreak!

The world no longer love !

I find it painfully time consuming to reply silly people. I just hope you know the world has more than 24 time zones and I could be anywhere gerrit?

The most nice guys get is a hug. Yet, the carefree assh*les get the humping. Okay, I grew up being a nice and respectable dude not only to girls, but to elders and male colleagues.

During my teens and early 20s, ladies were always around me and people always hail me thinking that I was doing these chics, but hell no! I was just the support and fall-back guy when something awry either financial or emotional happens to them.


After years of no profit, no gain. Then I decided to change my parade when I started rolling with No-nonsense dudes who give no hoot about anything. Then I realised that there's nothing hard in getting girls yielding your way.

These 5 golden rules will get ladies skipping the F-Zone to bed zone if you know how to apply them

i) Don't give attention: the only way to get attention is not to give attention.

ii) Remain mysterious: today's women don't love what they can understand.

iii) Be strategically loud...Women percieve being loud as being intelligent and if she ever happens to like you you won't be the "he's just my friend" guy

The last one.

iv) Don't be real; be fake. This is the most important one. Yes be fake... 99.99% of the time you are being honest and real you get pushed to the F-Zone.


{Bonus}
Let them know you have policy: The moment you start stating conditions and policy ladies won't take you as a puppet.

If a female friend asks you to help with a project or assignment and you know you cannot do it for your male friend for free. look straight into her eyes and don't tilt your shouler and ask her how much she's willing to pay for the services you will be providing.


No gain at all being nice to today's ladies as their mindset are so warped and they operate using archaic reverse psychology in choosing the wrong and the wrong guy as the "right guy".

I delete any girl that calls me nice from my contact straight.

Shaming haters and E-warriors.... that's what I call maturity.

A well parked Honda Civic in Lagos.

Eco- Friendly bicycle.

Maybe after the honeymoon.

Tiwee bwests none the bigger

Enough of dis Headie crap. Let's move on to other things.