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PoliticsRe: UK Foreign Affairs Committee Publishes Damning Report Over Nnamdi Kanu's Case by UNDFTD: 11:44pm On Apr 15, 2023
Mazi Nnamdi Kanu warned Nigerians of the evil plans the terrorist Fulanis have for you but most of you called him all sorts of unimaginable names. Now, what he warned you of, are they not happening to you? They are raping and killing your women, killing your men, and sacking and taking over a whole community. And yet, some of you see IPOB and ESN as your problem. Nigeria will happen to all of you that STILL believe in One Nigeria just like these people from Benue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCT7b2fjhpE
PoliticsRe: UK Foreign Affairs Committee Publishes Damning Report Over Nnamdi Kanu's Case by UNDFTD: 10:27pm On Apr 15, 2023
siraj1402:
Kanu is a criminal and must not be released. Let him account for the innocent lives terminated by an unknown gun Men through his instructions.
And what are you? A TERRORIST!
SportsRe: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by UNDFTD: 9:50pm On Apr 15, 2023
Mastersure:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02Vj2Q1dZ7kW2CHzpQgixVQQiTRa74Uz9xX1RG9MmebcyTkb8fZByt1GnDGQ1faKgtl&id=100000090018585&mibextid=Nif5oz



https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1646887732885553153?t=0L9Mp-5FBE1EtaHMWs_XRQ&s=19[/quote]Reno has made him a hero, declaring him as wise as Solomon because he gave his money to his mother and not his wife.

No reasonable person should ever take a bit of advice from a man who is shifty, looks like an old he-goat, has no principles, and speaks from both sides of his mouth. The man himself needs psychiatric evaluation judging by the way he changes his views pretty much on anything depending on who he's in contact with.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Festus Keyamo Reveals Number Of Nigerians Employed Under APC by UNDFTD: 6:32pm On Apr 15, 2023
Rayban25:
I wanted to quote an agbadorian not you..that was a mistake on my part
Okay! I take back my comment and apologize as well!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Festus Keyamo Reveals Number Of Nigerians Employed Under APC by UNDFTD: 2:42pm On Apr 15, 2023
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Bugged My Phone And Framed Me Up! by UNDFTD: 2:37pm On Apr 15, 2023
Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)




I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.
When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up

I never knew that Nigeria's judiciary system has a trial-by-jury...hmmm! An interesting story nonetheless!
RomanceRe: I Find It More Disgusting That His Mother Controls Him" - Laila St. Daniel by UNDFTD: 1:57pm On Apr 15, 2023
It does NOT matter if he transferred all his assets to his mother, as long as the assets could be traced, she stands to get whatever assets that she is entitled to depending on several factors...length of marriage, prenup, etc. At the very least he MUST pay child support and she would get alimony.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: We do not Comment On Individual cases - UK Govt Replies Premiumtimes by UNDFTD: 1:45pm On Apr 15, 2023
othermen:
I hope Adichie writes a letter to China reporting how the west is complicit in the intimidation of Obi.
Do you mean how AlQueda Peoples Congress (APC) is complicit in the intimidation of Mr. Obi?
PoliticsRe: Delta Community Protests, Alleges Killing Of Citizens By IPOB by UNDFTD: 5:49pm On Apr 14, 2023
IjawTukpa:
get out.....dem use trouble do una?
Make me mutha 4ucker!
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Writes UN, Names Self As Prime Minister, Lists Other Officials by UNDFTD:
I am here reading some of the snide comments and it really puts in perspective how hopeless, idiotic, dumb, and foolish Nigerians are. The majority of these nitwits are the same folks that are telling Biafrans especially the Igbo-speaking Biafrans to go back to their place. And the moment Biafrans take positive steps to extricate themselves from and leave the hell hole called Nigeria for them, these fools get violently angry. Why is that? I would expect them to be elated and very happy that their problem which they claim is caused by Biafrans would be gone. But No, you HATE our guts with passion, and yet you do NOT want us to go on our own. Ain't that a B*TCH? All I am saying is that we are NOT one people and should have NEVER been together from the start. And you have a right to ask us to go back to our own place. However, you have absolutely NO right to prevent or STOP us from leaving!
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Writes UN, Names Self As Prime Minister, Lists Other Officials by UNDFTD:
Christistruth03:
Simon Ekpa we know it was your Politicians that used Namdi Kanu to set up IPOB

Make sure to keep your Mayhem and nonsense in your own Region

and very far away from SW and Lagos

By the Way there are no Sea Ports in the SE only River Ports

the Sea Ports are all in the SS and the one in Port Harcourt is fully working

I smell a planned land Grab by IPOB ,

I will tell you for free it would end in a bigger Calamity than the last one
Did you listen to what you just said and it made sense to you? Or do you just like to hear yourself talk? What has anything got to do with land grab? And by the way, Iguocha (Port Harcourt) is Biafraland!
PoliticsRe: 96 Chibok Schgirls Still Missing Despite President Buhari’s Assurance Since 2015 by UNDFTD: 2:20pm On Apr 14, 2023
Your incoming VP and the Terrorist Commander-in-Chief needs to tell Nigerians where the rest of the Chibok school children are. He's the Fulani terrorist sponsor and mastermind.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Couple Arrested For Murder Of Happiness Monday In Libya (Photos) by UNDFTD: 2:16pm On Apr 14, 2023
[quote author=nwekeugochukwu post=122503941]A Nigerian couple has been arrested for the murder of a Nigerian woman identified as Happiness Monday, in Libya, IGBERETV reports.

The Libya Observer, on Wednesday, April 13, 2023, said police forces arrested the couple in Tripoli.

It was reported that the suspects allegedly killed the woman and dumped her body in the street near the Nigerian Embassy in Tripoli.

A Nigerian sports journalist and Libya returnee, Oyiza, who had reported about the murder last month, said the wife hit the deceased on her head with a heavy metal and when they noticed she wasn't very conscious, the husband called a taxi driver and they dumped her near the Nigerian Embassy.

She wrote in the post;



https://www.facebook.com/100002003903660/posts/pfbid0k32DvfAF7TAKDVCzrvmvrY5TJLAar1ScNNLR94RfdXRTn396sqzb89adBZpYnww6l/?app=fbl

https://twitter.com/Lyobserver/status/1646262782151516160?t=nikB_-A1aLF5q8ib7ev2ow&s=19[/quote]'
The faces of the murderous couple should NOT have been hidden so that people might recognize who they are. It's just very sad that Nigerians would be that evil and callous to their fellow citizen. On second thought, just like the country itself, the citizens are as bad if NOT worse. May her soul Rest In Peace and may GOD grant her loved ones the fortitude to bear the loss.
PoliticsRe: Delta Community Protests, Alleges Killing Of Citizens By IPOB by UNDFTD: 2:03pm On Apr 14, 2023
IjawTukpa:
they killing them in the name of fighting saboteurs... people say they are not Biafran, you tagged them saboteurs and be killing them....we are waiting for the day you people will cross into Ijaw territory to killed somebody
Mister, I do NOT respond to charlatans!
PoliticsRe: Delta Community Protests, Alleges Killing Of Citizens By IPOB by UNDFTD: 2:02pm On Apr 14, 2023
Buliwyf:
Look at these dishonest IPOB terrorists. You mean you didn't hear when they mentioned the fact that some criminals are enforcing sit-at-home there. One idiot clown is even saying it is fabrication to get land.
STOP your cheap blackmail and propaganda. What has their land acquired by the Federal Government got to do with IPOB? Or do you guys get an erection each time you hear IPOB? This is the same community that is being ravaged by the terrorist Fulani herdsmen and these COWARDS would NOT stage a protest.
PoliticsRe: Delta Community Protests, Alleges Killing Of Citizens By IPOB by UNDFTD: 1:55pm On Apr 14, 2023
STOP this cheap a$$ blackmail and propaganda. People just open their mouths to vomit arrant nonsense simply to garner publicity. What evidence do these idiots have that it was IPOB killing these people? I hope they focus on actually who is killing them...terrorist Fulani herdsmen that have been ravaging their communities.
PoliticsRe: Time Magazine Names Tinubu Among 100 Most Influential People Of 2023 by UNDFTD: 1:51pm On Apr 14, 2023
OneTemplate:
Making Lagos 5th biggest economy in Africa, something no one else in Nigeria has achieved, is not "meaningful contribution" to you?
Please, could you tell me in specific terms and not generalize how Tiefnubu made Lagos state the 5th biggest economy in Africa? Nigerians especially the ill-informed love to repeat the statements they heard from others with NO proof. Just tell me what specific policies he put in place to accomplish the statement you just made and NOT just repeat what you have heard repeatedly from his supporters!
PoliticsRe: Time Magazine Names Tinubu Among 100 Most Influential People Of 2023 by UNDFTD: 2:25am On Apr 14, 2023
[quote author=frankson1 post=122501710][/quote]Then Presidiot B0K0HARI should have been included as well!
PoliticsRe: Time Magazine Names Tinubu Among 100 Most Influential People Of 2023 by UNDFTD: 12:44am On Apr 14, 2023
frankson1:
How many governors since '99 still have a say in the Nigerian political system today?

Besides, the drug issue his haters have been sharing on Twitter could have contributed to his popularity and if this is true, his haters helped pushed him up...who knows🤷
I do NOT know all that. All I am saying is that he had made no meaningful contribution to even meet the criteria to be included as the Time 100 Best Dog Catchers more or less 100 MOST influential!
PoliticsRe: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by UNDFTD: 12:41am On Apr 14, 2023
babaolofin:
You lack knowledge and comprehension. You are frustrated and suffering from bitterness and hallucinations. Judgements are delivered based on issues and how the judge (s) perceived and understands the matter. You are interpreting an already delivered judgement and still delivering judgement on the same issue. Thousands of Lawyers will argue and quote laws and interprets laws to suit their argument just as pastors quote bibles .

All you have been quoting are insinuations of the interpretation of the judgement without any basis or attachment whatsoever to the judgement. Obasanjo men would have done better than you because he fights with everything at his disposal and the judgement was about a decade that time but his men are not fools like you. Also, as President that time, the intelligence agencies would have understood the futility of the exercise.

Since you are the only person in US and does not need to travel as you said, you can appeal the case to seek for official interpretation and clarification.
Go and sit your raggedy a$$ down. What do you about the law especially in the US? Absolutely NOTHING! And yet you come on social media to expose your ignorance! I am in no mood to dignify ignorance and cheer stupidity. By the way, I never claimed to be the ONLY one in the US but the difference is that I am an attorney. And I am opining on what I have verse knowledge about unlike you who is very ignorant, and yet you want to engage in an intelligent conversation so that you have something to boast about amongst your peers. Stay in your lane, dude!
PoliticsRe: Time Magazine Names Tinubu Among 100 Most Influential People Of 2023 by UNDFTD: 12:09am On Apr 14, 2023
onuman:
"Marred election." --- Astha Rajvanshi.
---‐------------------------
Astha Rajvanshi of Time Magazine even painted Tinubu in bad light at the end where he/she wrote that Tinubu emerged president-elect through a MARRED presidential election.
Marred means damaged, spoiled, not genuine..
I totally know what "Marred" means but I do NOT see any reason why the piece on him should earn him a place amongst other real influential of 2023. At least those others have made positive contributions to mankind. Just winning an election by hook or crook is nothing to be proud of.

https://time.com/collection/100-most-influential-people-2023/6269843/bola-ahmed-tinubu/
PoliticsRe: Time Magazine Names Tinubu Among 100 Most Influential People Of 2023 by UNDFTD: 11:07pm On Apr 13, 2023
onuman:
A criminal is also influential. Ignorance is a bliss to some people.
Did those who mentioned Tinubu as one of the most influential people in the world not know that Tinubu was once involved in drug trafficking offences in the US?
That's what bribery does. He found a person by the name of Astha Rajvanshi to bribe as always.
PoliticsRe: Time Magazine Names Tinubu Among 100 Most Influential People Of 2023 by UNDFTD: 10:56pm On Apr 13, 2023
I guess he found someone in the name of Astha Rajvanshi to bribe as always. I am sure he's influential but NOT by any means in a good way. Who has he influenced other than his minions and mindless thugs roaming the streets.
PoliticsRe: ESN Enugu Ambush Fulani Herdsmen. Several Casualties Recorded (Video) by UNDFTD: 10:35pm On Apr 13, 2023
KingKO22:
🤣🤣😂
Obi boys have resumed their killing bcs it pain them that Obituary has lost and being disgraced internationally
....


Thank you Daddy.
What has Obi got to do with ESN? Peter Obi has NEVER been part of what IPOB and ESN are doing after all he's one of the "One Nigeria" advocates. Why NOT ask your i[b]mpostor president, B0K0HARI[/b], and Atiku about the killings by their so-called FOOT soldiers of innocent men, women, and children in the IDP camps in Benue?
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Drag Igbo Into Another War, Ohanaeze Tells Ekpa by UNDFTD: 10:22pm On Apr 13, 2023
Babastrong:
The fate of those innocent souls that were massacred in the IDP camp in Benue awaits me and my family. As I Keep talking rubbish, I would be roasted as well! The more I continue with my ignorance and stupid agenda. I will soon realise that me and my family will be roasted like asun goat ]
Amen! I can't agree more with you!! I wish you the same evil that you wish yourself and your family.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari Performing Umrah In Saudi Arabia Get Many Talking by UNDFTD: 8:26pm On Apr 13, 2023
ufotunang:
Is not just to go and pray that will make the country to be better .. after the prayer is for you to provide good goverance... provide constant electricity light supply, make the refineries to start working, rehabilitate and construct the federal roads, make environment conducive for bussinesses to strive, local government autonomy, tackle poverty hunger hardship unemployment,boost the agriculture sector, create jobs for the youths and nigerians...these is what will make nigeria better after the prayers...it's not just to pray and be providing bad goverance and politicians looting and embezzling money
You made good points but you missed the MOST important one of all...security! Without security no nation can move forward including your failed Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari Performing Umrah In Saudi Arabia Get Many Talking by UNDFTD: 8:23pm On Apr 13, 2023
It has to take a picture like this which clearly has NO resemblance to your presidiot for people to realize that you have an impostor in A$$ Hole Rock. Fools and gullible folks everywhere!
PoliticsRe: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by UNDFTD: 8:10pm On Apr 13, 2023
babaolofin:
You are now the interpreter of the judgement. None of your interpretation is mentioned in the judgement and the Court in Nigeria cannot interprete the judgement. You can appeal the case in US and seek for clarification and interpretation.

Bitterness can lead to mental problem.

Your essay assume to take the position of Court of Competent Jurisdiction in US delivering a judgement on the matter. You are now doing what you think the Court ought to have done in 1993 based on your hallucinations and now passing new judgement 30 years later.

You can travel to US to appeal the judgement.
I guess you lack basic reading and comprehension but you still want to add your two cents. If you have any modicum of intelligence, go and read 18 U.S.C. § 1956 & 1957. § 1957 prohibits depositing or spending more than $10,000 o[/b]f proceeds from a criminal offense, [b]while § 1956 violations are punishable by imprisonment for not more than 20 years. § 1957 carries a maximum penalty of imprisonment for 10 years. I do NOT have to travel to the US to appeal the judgment because I am in the US and know about our legal system more than you will ever know!
PoliticsRe: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by UNDFTD:
divinehand2003:
https://leadership.ng/im-not-a-party-in-us-drug-case-tinubu-tells-tribunal/
First of all, Tiefnubu pleaded guilty to a violation of 18 U.S. Code § 1956 & 1957 - Engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified unlawful activity.

Below is exactly what the criminal code § 1956 & 1957 said:

18 U.S. Code § 1956 - Laundering of monetary instruments

(a)
(1)Whoever, knowing that the property involved in a financial transaction represents the proceeds of some form of unlawful activity, conducts or attempts to conduct such a financial transaction which in fact involves the proceeds of specified unlawful activity—

(A)
(i)with the intent to promote the carrying on of specified unlawful activity; or
(ii)with intent to engage in conduct constituting a violation of section 7201 or 7206 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986; or

(B)knowing that the transaction is designed in whole or in part—
(i)to conceal or disguise the nature, the location, the source, the ownership, or the control of the proceeds of specified unlawful activity; or
(ii)to avoid a transaction reporting requirement under State or Federal law,

shall be sentenced to a fine of not more than $500,000 or twice the value of the property involved in the transaction, whichever is greater, or imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both. For purposes of this paragraph, a financial transaction shall be considered to be one involving the proceeds of specified unlawful activity if it is part of a set of parallel or dependent transactions, any one of which involves the proceeds of specified unlawful activity, and all of which are part of a single plan or arrangement.


18 U.S. Code § 1957 - Engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified unlawful activity

(a)Whoever, in any of the circumstances set forth in subsection (d), knowingly engages or attempts to engage in a monetary transaction in criminally derived property of a value greater than $10,000 and is derived from specified unlawful activity, shall be punished as provided in subsection (b).

(b)
(1)Except as provided in paragraph (2), the punishment for an offense under this section is a fine under title 18, United States Code, or imprisonment for not more than ten years or both. If the offense involves a pre-retail medical product (as defined in section 670) the punishment for the offense shall be the same as the punishment for an offense under section 670 unless the punishment under this subsection is greater.

(2)The court may impose an alternate fine to that imposable under paragraph (1) of not more than twice the amount of the criminally derived property involved in the transaction.

(c)In a prosecution for an offense under this section, the Government is not required to prove the defendant knew that the offense from which the criminally derived property was derived was specified unlawful activity.

The ONLY reason why you will NOT see any arrest, mugshot, or fingerprint of Mr. Bola Tiefnubu on record is that he absconded to Nigeria before he could be arrested. In the same way his partner in drug dealing Mr. Adegboyega Mueez Akande was in Nigeria before he could be arrested. It's without a doubt that but for him making a plea bargain, his case would have gone to trial and he would have been found guilty and sentenced in absentia. Mr. Tiefnubu and his supporters could use all the semantics they want to, NO body ever forfeits their legitimately hard-earned money, NOT in the US and NOT in Nigeria! And for him to argue that he was NOT a party to the forfeiture is a big lie. His name appeared in the document as a defendant along with the bank accounts because the case was about property forfeiture and NOT him personally.
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Drag Igbo Into Another War, Ohanaeze Tells Ekpa by UNDFTD: 3:32pm On Apr 13, 2023
Babastrong:
But your Obi-rodients said they want war. And nigerians have ready to roast them like suya.
The fate of those innocent souls that were massacred in the IDP camp in Benue awaits you and your family. Keep talking rubbish, you would be roasted as well!

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