OREMUSSANCTUS:
"Wish list"
President of dis country still dhe dream
Almost 2 weeks and he's stll "wishing"
We don enter two-chance

ginawest:
abeg leave d guy jawe!!he told u he was having sex wit anoda lady,u did d normal tin n he started blaming u..was he not supposed to apologize first?bae,dre r many fishes in d river.

Decibel:
Where is Aisha Buhari?Her 10.5M wrist watch will go along way getting more bloods from National Blood Bank for these victims than asking the public to do such. Anyway God is in control.

vheMa:
Na laff u dey laff so,na music u dey listen to,abeg start working jhur

peeparty:
would that be cool?

panachuku:
changinhg her pad. yuck

soe:
Who is korede bello?

Blackett:
After introduction and you start cohabiting with the girl and she spends countless nights at your place, warming your bed at night, cooking and cleaning, etc, in fact, acting like a wife to you. . . Tell me why you shouldn't pay her fees. . . Just give me one moral justification.

shakazuldadon:



Forget PMB... he is GMB to me..... If he continues acting democratically after one year il call him PMB.

tupem:
dude! those dry jokes have changed his account balance for good!

politikin:
BULL SH1T! IS THERE NO PICTURE TO PROVE THIS. UNTIL I SEE A PICTURE, I WILL NOT BELIEVE. PERIOD!

Ezenwammadu:
I laugh at the state of osun workers that are being owed seven months salary for voting for this rascal

Dsense:
Rokiat,
Just let us go straight to the point . . . . .Women are strange,venomous,hypochrite, greedy,selfish,destitutte,apathetic aliens.

When they come across a girl that's cuter and more beautiful they start beefing,gossiping,Alienating and looking for the simplest way of getting her down.

Why? . .  ,  . . . I'm not gonna get married anymore . . . . .  .I'm scared of women
Pele oo

ifeelgood:
I just graduated from secondary school, can i apply?

wristwatch:
Lmao.

Excellent write up Tosyne2much

They change their relationship status like disco party.

bobbykay1:
Dis happen arnd 1 pm today at oduduwa uni. A student cme late lyk 5min to the mid semester exam nd d lecture refuse to give him d answer booklet, as a sharp guy he walked up to d lecturer and told him he needed ans booklet buh d lectuer refused nd ask him to leave although d guy left nd also told d lecturer dat wah he's doing his bad, d lecturer felt bad abt dis nd decided to teach d young man a lesson in d exam hall nd dis was wot we saw after ooooo. D lecturer in blue ankara

Inkman:


Thirded

chowlade:
1.Rice
2.Gari with suger/kwulkwli/groudnut and coconut
3.Yam, Cocoyam, Plantain
4.Eba, Semo, Amala
5.Beans
6.Noodles i.e Indomie/e.t.c
7.Bread
9.fruits

stigman:
Why didn't you give them all this while nonsense

Drdaps:

Well I'm not but I'm ready to mingle

Blackett:
Mind your business. . . You friend might also be rough handling other ladies.

handelex:
I kind of feel for him now.. chai

bimflash:

rip English

englishmart:
you really expect to see her corpse? After one year?
Was she laminated?

EroticAngelina:
Choi! this z serius o
so person no go fit travel again?

joory1:
Which is the amount, is it N6000 or N10000? APC with dia script writing. That little girl is one of APC's leaders daughter. Well she tried.

Dioxidane:
Nice... Lemme go and donate my salary...

oakson:

Ministry of Health and that of Special duties must correct this anomaly. Imagine the product of a FAKE spe.rm spewing rubbish
Only 4 Naija
Yeye Pikin

AreaFada2:
Whoever murdered Funsho Williams will never no peace.

Whatever position or riches he/she attains in life, all will be in vain.

Except the person confesses and tries to atone for the heinous crime. Then beg God with a genuinely repentant heart.