oglalasioux:


So your God created the universe that is at least 150 billion light years in diameter (1 light year = 10,000,000,000,000,000 kilometres) and he/she/it doesn't have a clue on how to kill Satan so we all can have a good weekend without thinking of hell? The only logical answer is that he/she/it does not exist.

chai. This one is complete finishing

darkhorizon:

Be in heaven doing what?

singing "hosanna in the highest". Some human beings are so so funny. So after all this wahala on earth, they will want me to die and go to a fairyland and start singing till eternity. Am I a musician?

maberry:
When ever you see such topics
You can always guess it is from the West
With all their Magun, they still are serially promiscuous

that magun doesn't work. I can tell u with certainty

MrPresident1:
In some parts of Northern Nigeria, the man only needs to say 'I divorce you' thrice to the woman and she is gone.

Smh

that's Islamic law. U can even divorce the woman by sending the expression thrice by text

verygudbadguy:
Some mother-in-laws can be crazy. I am no friend with my mother in-law. I will never take shit from giving her. Lailai
She get money, I get small. I no send her in any way.

your own na mother in law. Me, I have cut all communications with all my wife's relatives. I mean -all of them. And it's from that day that I started feeling at home in my home. What nonsense is all that

coolcatty:



Things like this happens to slow calm people.... This kind of problem will see men like us and pass us by.... The wahala will avoid insane gra gra people like us and go to trouble sane calm guys..... It's sad.

For the woman to disobey court summons twice shows the kind of person she is... She like trouble pass food.

The man should just take a walk... Abandon the kids too and go and start afresh... The woman is not worth all the stress.... His kids will look for his in future... His major concern now is to get his sanity back.

abandon his children? No way. No reasonable and responsible man will do that.

iluvpomo:
Man U

just 1 win and that's being greater

Afam4eva:
This is definitely the best D'Tigers team ever. Even better than the Mfom Udoka days.

not D'Tigers(male team) but D'Tigresses (female team)

KendrickAyomide:
i don see their names.. na Igbos , Igbos .
see their flat heads like centre table

kayode, atanda, lateef and shina are igbo names to u abi. Sophisticated criminals

shervydman:

Yoruba may not be the most spoken language in Africa.....but its certainly the most spoken African language outside Africa!

spoken by who and who? U guys should stop fooling yourselves please.

asorocker:


Please who speaks Yoruba outside Africa

are u minding the deceitful liars

CrtlAltDel:
And somebody was boasting that igbo developed 99% of Nollywood when statistics shows that why DSTV did not dedicate a chaneel to igbo was only 1% of igbo film can be considered indigenoues language
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5466350_laugh05_jpegda20c0bb2079f013efb804ec1bfd33cf

if u have ever seen DSTV, u will see that DSTV Channel 159 is "Africa Magic Igbo". Slave

"It is a crime against the state for someone to attempt to take his life". Shame to the state. Is it not the state that put the guy in the condition he found himself?

immortalcrown:
Death everywhere.

they fainted. Not died

ochardbaby:
The whites are exploiting our natural resources
every single seconds. As much as I don't support this guys,am still waiting for details information about this
white fooling us everyday.
Tell us the history of the USA guy that robs our brothers of their hard earned money,over green card fraud.

Take your time to tell us more about the big thieve,the politicians,that have left out young men in search of same fun,same swags. The pure water seller with 450K$ in her account.

We need more information and mind you,you might be our next minister of informations.

Don't mean no disrespect though.

if the guy were an igbo man caught with drugs in Canada, would u have written this epistle?

Alexchubee:

bro arsenal is not a big team.

which team is bigger than Arsenal?

omenkaLives:
Source says "Arewa youths TELLS Igbos". Ipob yoot brings story to Nairaland and goes "Arewa youths BEGS igbos".



Oh well, whatever makes you happy.

how far about the new sultan of agatu. The fulani man that has the effrontery to kill your agatu people and take over the agatu chief's palace? Have u paid him homage lately?

Yyeske:
You should be more concerned about Ndigbo up north, leave Ilorin alone, they have never complained to you

you are a yoruba town being ruled by a fulani from gambia. And say u are not complaining? I give up. I have never and will never see a more cowardly people

sarrki:


Kanu will rot in the prison

Mark my word

and how will that benefit you? Will it make u overthrow emir of ilorin and install Oba of Ilorin?

odduduwa:
Lagos is no mans land

nobody owns lagos. A place that was conquered by Benin Kingdom. and later by British, who then developed it in conjuction with igbos and other nigerians

Ekinematics:
Op even Niger republic has access to the sea

how?

sarrki:
Its a grievous mistakes to send Igbo out of the north

It should have been directed to Igbos

simple question since. And u have not answered. Is it true that a yoruba muslim from afonja's ilorin that was forcefully overrun by fulani jihadists from futa jalon and declared an emirate which still stands till today? And will stay forever

Which kind London be this wey oyibo no dey

classicfrank4u:
heaven straight, I'm happy for her

don't u like heaven? U would have taken her place naa. Rubbish

EarlOfWarwick:
She died for nothing worshipping an assumed messiah.. Smh

she died a very needless death.

Op, u don't need to question God, because there is no God. The whole God thing is just a fable. May the soul of the departed rest in peace

banmee:


Lol. They said that since the day he died. Una go wait tire. And final warnings have been given for over 2,000 year. What a people. Smh.

imagine somebody frightening me today about the coming of a fictitious jew that was said to have died and buried 2000 years ago. What a shame

ANNOY:
Jesus is coming back now. Repent please I beg of you. We are not promised a minute. Would you rather continue living in sin for the rest of your life and then die and end up in hell or would you rather obey the call of God and end up in heaven for eternity.
This may be your final warning. You don't know what tonight holds.
Get on your feet now and repent. God bless you.

he will come from where precisely? From his grave in nazareth, Palestine?

yemi15:
Remember the 6 months strike I experienced in 2012, that was a time sadly. Current students should hope this strike is not as long, a big if with this highly incompetent and clueless government, one of ineptitude.

For your cheap bags of potatoes and onions at 13,000 naira and 15,000 naira respectively, call 0810 276 3459.

I experienced a 2 year old strike. 1 year for national ASUU and the local one continued for another one year. We lost a whole academic session. If was horrible

ayamprecious:



We have over 36 in Oyo state alone and 19 in Ibadan alone

the news say in Ibadan, not Oyo state as a whole. If u have 19 in Ibadan, why is he shutting down 22 when the stations, according to u are not up to 22

Clampdown on the press has taken centre stage. From federal govt, it has entered state. And once anything enters state, that's all.
U have over a 10,000 buildings in Ibadan without building plan, but is only 22 radio stations buildings he wants to destroy. How many radio stations will remain in ibadan after that?

soberdrunk:
What rubbish!!! The South African ambassador to Nigeria must be summoned! Seems South Africans want to bite the hand that feeds them........

what does south Africa ambassador to Nigeria have to do with a private newspaper publication? So whenever punch or tribune or daily trust writes anything about Jacob Zuma, Nigeria's ambassador to south Africa should be summoned there?