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Ladies, we've been reassigned. Leave your calculators, we won't be needing them where we're going.

Hahahaha.... tell that to the super eagles!!

Hidden figures.... 10/10.

Here at NASA, we all pee the same color!

Super sunday for me so far.

Hidden Figures 9/10. Still watching...

Queen of Katwe!!! 11/10

Found my eyes welling up with tears at so many different levels.

You who live in abundance, with your sense of entitlement, have you paused to think of the IDPs? The slums? The deprived? The under-privileged?

That scene where Phiona got served a cup of beverage, she cherished every drop! She licked the body of the cup for goodness' sake!
My tears dropped freely, but I did not care. Did not even know I was crying.

The movie has just reset my thinking back to factory setting.

Count your blessings!!!

An Oscar please.

Sleep well.

Nigerian Police oooo.

Oh Sorry, dem dey road block.

Yes, you can't use ATM outside naija for now.

Change your money to dollars here, then revert to Cedi when you get there. They have aboki.s too.
My $100 exchanged for GHc398 in december, but that was at the airport.

Going by road or flight?

Come back by road please and take shorts from border to border. It will afford you an opportunity to enter town to do some shopping on the way.

So from Ghana take AFLAO. (Togo border)

Enter the Igbo market for some really cheap stuff.

From Aflao take Ilacoundji (wrong spelling?) That is Togo/Benin border.

Here na so so apples left and right. Get some good apparels here too. All at the border.

Next is Seme border. But if you get liver drop at Cotonue market for some mind blowing bargains before proceeding to Seme border.

SEME BORDER ( This is Naija!)
Walk straight across the border. I repeat, Straight to the vehicle taking you to Mile 2!
Bad boys everywhere here, including the customs officers of both countries!

Good luck!

When we get to heaven....

Open market.

Value determines price.

Is npfl valuable?

If the licensing office will accept that from you.

You should know...

Nollywood.

SMH.

Desmond Elliot lacks morals for all those kiss kiss movies

Patience lacks morals for all those wickedness in her movies

Hanks Anuku shoots people in his movies, he lacks morals

Have you seen the mumu cry of some actors in movies? They lack morals too.

Infact, Mr Ibu is a mumu, he lacks morals.

SMH

Male or female?

You contradict yourself sir!

What are you bringing to the table?

Lasaco is not strange sir.

What however is strange is the address.

I suspect an outsourced recruitment exercise for foot soldiers aka policy marketers paid by commission.

So manage your expectations.

Good luck.

Silly.

So every debtor is now related to MMM?

Yeye dey smell.

Close the school down na.

As a child, I idolised our past leaders, thought they were fighting for Nigeria.

Now I know better!

To your tents O Israel!!!

stuffs4me:
I hope you don't mean children from a previously failed relationship.

Before and after.

E no easy.

They can come and remove him na.

Propaganda.

topsylopsy:
Good day all, has anyone noticed the growing promotion of money magic on TV stations most especially on Ghanaian stations?
What does these actions actually portray as we notice u even have to pay them in order to get the money come in calabash, basket, bucket or whatever medium they chose to use. Please from where do the money come? Just curious. Thanks

Ask on a Ghanaian forum.
Strange to us sir.

Don't know their name but you can get something similar at Alausa around Fire Service, digital village and Wema bank just behind shoprite.

Happy hunting.

Good.

Go and amend that yeye constitution so that a 21 year old can run for posts.

Those old men have held us hostage for long enough!

But if you like, go and join them.
We will come for your head!

Good luck.

Children

All in your mind OP.

Why are you like this?

vpaymoney:
Sirs pls as a matter of urgency, I need to get two tyres and I need a good tyre. The one I bought didn't last two months and get twisted.

No best tyre.

Just avoid clones or fakes.

Buy from a reputable dealer.

Infact, you can approach those electronic alighnment franchises springing up all over Lagos.
If you are in Lagos, that is.

Na so e dey start...

Following

Jack of all, master of none.

See you in 4 years...

That's a compliment!

Na so.