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laluski:
Still Available

How much is the dish and why are you selling?

sunene1:
Meaning Big Ugly Dish from 3m upwards

Ok. Funny acronym sha

life707:
Tomorrow's matches ALL FREE to AIR for those with BUD

Leipzig vs Sevila
Arsenal vs Benfica
Wolverhampton vs Leicester
Hertha Berlin vs Liverpool
Chelsea vs Inter
RMD vs FCB

Which one is BUD?

hunniebun:
one thing about kidnappers is that upon all the money they acquire or they've acquired from their kidnapping businesses they won't use it to establish a profitable business for themselves and they are always looking haggard and unkempt.

How many kidnappers do you know?

olaniyi0:
chai! naija don suffer and sum1 will be saying naija na giant of africa, smh.

Don't be decieved.

Purchasing power of the currency is the KOKO.

Benitogucci:
Is there any possibility of meeting a wife material in a night club?

Are you a husband material?

Then what are you doing in a night club?

Same thing your wife material came to do......

hotspec:
I will only reply u with ds screen grab of my phone and to tell u dt u need 2 doses of...

Olodo ni e sha...

Na hardcopy be that?

A ni olodo ni e se....

hotspec:
I totally disagree with OP's opinion on number 4. Researches have shown that increased use of smart phones has indeed increase and improve reading culture. Millions of people now read on d screen rather than physical reading which has its limitations. For example check d number of members (readers) here on naira land and tell me which Library in d world can physically bring that number together to read at once?

Olodo ni e.

When last did you read a book? A novel? Hardcopy?

Olodo ni e, once again.

SACI:
Validation 4 what exactly?

Your skewed line of thought.
The race for salvation is personal, stick to the narrow path.
Seeking validation or like-minds won't make hell a bit more comfortable.
Perish the thought...

Secrets11:
Saw a post a facebook and I am throwing same question to you guys.......

For your bodies are the temple of the most high...

topgear:
ABUJA-Acting President Yemi Osinbajo is currently in a

closed door meeting with former Vice President

Nnamadi at the Presidential Villa, Abuja. Sambo arrived

the Villa at exactly 4pm into the waiting hands of

Osinbajo who ushered him into his office. Both men are

currently meeting in Osinbajo’s office. Details later


Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/breaking-osinbajo-former-vp-sambo-closed-door-meeting/

So what's special here?

bigCassava:
Please help me...like 2years

You have a problem.

Jerryodogwu:
THE CABALS ARE REALLY WORKING

The last time Buhari went on medical vacation,as usual, he rightly and duly relegated power to Vice president Yemi Osinbajo, with a latter to National Assembly clearly starting that Vice president is now to act as The Acting President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, in accordance with the constitution.

The Acting president Yemi Osinbajo, supprised all Nigerians by doing far more than expected to the admiration of all well meaning Nigerians, a development which made great majority of Nigerians forget about the political parties they belonged to, but was focused on the record breaking moves and achievements of Yemi Osinbanjo, which includes the following :

Crash in the price of Dollars, following a directive to CBN.
Security issues handled the way it is supposed to be, as he met with the Inspector General of Police, the CSO's,

Visit to the creeks in the Niger Delta, having a face to face talks with stake holders in the region, a move targeted at stabilizing the region, leading to a relocation order given to the oil companies operating in the region, but their head quarters in Lagos and Abuja to relocate to their various host communities.

Forwarding the name of Justice Walter Onnugha to the National Assembly for confirmation as the Chief Justice of the Federation, a step that saved Nigeria from the then impending constitutional crisis.
Immediate signing and passage of Seven bills passed by the the National Assembly into law.
Presided over five Federal Executive Council, FEC meetings, where he awarded road construction contracts worth billions of naira

Unveiling over 59 strategies on economic recovery and growth plan,to mention but a few.

This development obviously did not go down well with the so called CABAL within the Presidency, as Acting President Yemi Osinbajo was fast becoming very popular among Nigerians irrespective their various political divides, a signal perceived as a treat to Buhari's personality and to them, this is the only reason behind the recent anomaly in the latter Sent to the National Assembly, nominating Vice President as the "Coordinator of National affairs" a technical clause not found in the Nigerian Constitution, and obviously with a hidden intention to plunge the Nation into a constitutional crisis just in case anything happens.
The CABALS are really working.
Jerry Onah Onwumah

Cabals are really working, and you are......?

dejunus:
1000cc
Mileage - 44k
Year - 2011
After market exhaust and levers
Very good conditions
Call Deji on 08035032485
Just buy and ride!!

How much?
I wan start Okada business...

Kenshinmunac:
The prospect of dating an older woman can seem tantalizing. She’s more stable, more mature, and generally has less “drama” in her life. But just because it seems like a good idea at first blush doesn’t make it so, you know? Dig a little deeper and you’ll see that a relationship with an older woman is fraught with peril. Don’t believe it? Well check out this list of seven reasons not to date an older woman if you need a little more convincing!

Generation gap. Tired of her overplayed Christopher Cross album and all you want to hear is some T.I.? Is she always going to wear that leopard-skin pill-box hat? Older women may listen to music not timely familiar to you, dress awkwardly from another dimension and swing an entirely different jig. But that’s what you get when you cross a younger breed with an older one. She calls a couch a “Davenport,” whatever the hell that means, and to her Robert Redford is a young, rising star. To you, these things exist sometime in Earth’s sepia-toned past.

Entertainment. She likes to have a good time, of course, but your idea of what’s entertaining is going to differ wildly from hers. She may want to check “Lawrence Welk” re-runs, and that “Murder She Wrote” marathon is going to occupy most of her weekend. You, on the other like young guy stuff, like drinking, yelling, and video games. She was born well before “Pong” even existed, so “Call of Duty” probably isn’t on her radar, slick guy. Unless you like church picnics, you may want to look elsewhere for dates!

Medical issues. The older we get … the older our bodies get. From hair to the toes, things can disappear and things can grow. Older date feeling a little pain? It could be an arthritis thing. Could be osteoporosis. Truth is, medical issues happen. They can get in the way, both financially and mentally. But how about physically? Chances are that all of your acrobatic sex moves aren’t going to come in handy if her hip is stiffening up. And forget about conception, because her child-bearing years are over.

Expectations. At her advanced stage in life, an older woman may have different expectations about where your relationship is heading. Maybe she wants to keep things casual and you’re looking for something deeper. Or maybe she has different expectations about how the relationship should progress? If she’s expecting an old-fashioned way of doing things but you’re a young man used to dating young women, chances are that you’ll be butting heads when it comes to the expected course of the relationship.

Mother figure. She doesn’t want to be your mom, and you don’t want her to be. But guess what? The only older women in your life to this point have likely been care-takers, or perhaps co-workers. It can be tough to shake that perception, and it can be equally tough for her to avoid mothering you. On top of that, doing the nasty with someone who reminds you of Mom is definitely not cool.

Thought Process. As people get older, they tend to mellow. Young men can be a little head-strong. A little wild, if you will. Older woman can be more deliberate. While you’re ready and raring to go anywhere on a moment’s notice, she may want to slow down and consider things from all angles. The more you’ve seen, the more you have to mentally process, and at her age she’s seen a lot.


[b]Dies on you[/b]Hate to be the one to tell you but the older she gets, the closer she is to flat-lining. Women have a higher chance of a heart attack depending upon the situation. It’s embarrassing to have to tell your buddies that your girlfriend died of old age, and forget about it she dies during sex. The last thing you need is two stiffs in one room. Plus, with her vision deteriorating, she might hit you with her car as she’s on her way to a DMV vision test!

So we should try younger women abi? Since our mates are feminists And probably earn more than we do, abi? Ok. Parking my car at Aiyetoro Grammar school. Catch them young....

AnthonyDgreat:
[color=#000000]The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB), has said that it has set up 624 centres for the over 1.7million candidates that will be writing this Saturday’s Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) nationwide.

The Registrar of JAMB, Prof. Is-haq Oloyede, stated this on Tuesday while speaking to journalists in Abuja about the board’s preparation for the exams.

Oloyede also disclosed that 321 blind candidates would participate.

He added that efforts had been made to curtail examination fraud, as Close Circuit Television (CCTV) cameras, will be mounted
in all the various centres and adequate security arrangement will be provided.

Oloyede, however, noted that many candidates and parents have not recovered from what he described as “technophobia”, the fear of technology, as they still think that the Computer-Based Testing (CBT) method make things difficult.

SOURCE: www.dailyschoolgist.com.ng/2017/05/jamb-sets-up-cctv-cameras-in-624-centres-for-2017-utme/[/color]

Have they bribed NEPA?
Hope there will be light that day

So na wetin you see for the whole picture be that?

charliebiz:
My thought is that because the man sideline the office and did this processing online which made him pay the required/statutory fee as against going to the office to do the renewal which will cost more than the statutory fee due to the greed and corrupt-evil-minded officials at the center is making them frustrate his Driver's license collection. He was complaining bitterly about this to me and I had to help again by tweeting at the official twitter account of the agency. The idiot behind the handle never replied after a week. So I had to come here to see if NL can help so we get this guys to do the right thing. I don't know if this is the norm when it comes to Driver's License renewal but if it is, then it is bad as hell.

Admin help me shame some bad people frustrating the good nigeria project in FRSC Lagos. cc: naijacutee, FOD, dominique, puskin

You want to do the right thing in this country, get a Trailer-load of Patience.

1. Go to their gate at NERDC, flash some cash, and watch them fall all over themselves.

2. Get a lawyer, a competent one, flash that cash and watch ...

3. Go to their website, and follow the prompts...

Your choice.

amakufrancis:
How many percent will I get from my old mavro if I PH?

And who are you asking exactly?

fortunarld:
Anger is a normal and even healthy emotion — but it's important to deal with it in a positive way. Uncontrolled anger can take a toll on both your health and your relationships.

Ready to get your anger under control? Start by considering these 5 anger management tips.

1. Think before you speak

In the heat of the moment, it's easy to say something you'll later regret. Take a few moments to collect your thoughts before saying anything — and allow others involved in the situation to do the same.

2. Once you're calm, express your anger

As soon as you're thinking clearly, express your frustration in an assertive but nonconfrontational way. State your concerns and needs clearly and directly, without hurting others or trying to control them.

3. Get some exercise

Physical activity can help reduce stress that can cause you to become angry. If you feel your anger escalating, go for a brisk walk or run, or spend some time doing other enjoyable physical activities.

4. Take a timeout

Timeouts aren't just for kids. Give yourself short breaks during times of the day that tend to be stressful. A few moments of quiet time might help you feel better prepared to handle what's ahead without getting irritated or angry.

5. Identify possible solutions

Instead of focusing on what made you mad, work on resolving the issue at hand. Does your child's messy room drive you crazy? Close the door. Is your partner late for dinner every night? Schedule meals later in the evening — or agree to eat on your own a few times a week. Remind yourself that anger won't fix anything and might only make it worse.

VIEW SOURCE http://tweemk..com/2017/05/5-tips-to-tame-and-temper-your-anger.html

lalasticlala seun mynd44

If all the above fails, JUST SLAP A SOLDIER.

He's not good enough for them...

amakoro:
This is a letter a girl wrote to us. She visited her older brother at University, met his pal, had s ex with him...But Now He’s Blanking her. She also could be pregnant. READ MORE


Dear Josh,


I LOST my virginity to my brother’s university mate and I thought it was such a big deal, but the guy now completely blanks me. My brother decided to do a degree after years in a dead-end job.


He’s 23 and I’m 18. He’s got a best mate at university who is a year older than me.


Recently my brother invited me to stay for the weekend and introduced me to his friend. We just clicked.

He said he’d got some family issues and so had I. Our mum was recovering after surgery and his mum was ill. We all got a takeaway and me and my brother’s best friend opened some wine.


My brother ate and then he had to go back to the university library to meet somebody so he asked his mate if he would stay with me for a while.


We did the washing up together and he started flicking me with a tea-towel and I covered him with soap suds. He grabbed me round the waist and said: “Hey, cheeky. You can’t do that to me,” then we started kissing.


He whispered: “I’d love to have sex with you.” I don’t know what I was thinking of. I’d never really had a boyfriend let alone sex but I got swept up in the moment and I agreed.


He spent lots of time making me feel good and getting me in the mood and he was gentle with me.


He didn't use protection too so am worry... I have been feeling funny lately


Please does it mean am pregnant?

MORE HERE>>http://dailyworldgist..com/2017/05/help-me-i-lost-my-virginity-to-my-older-brithers-roomate.html

Pregnant ke? You can't be.
Afterall you did it only once.
Go and collect more so that the baby can form well

hoygift:
Like..... I don't really understand. One friend of mine said he bleeped a girl and it felt like he was fucking a dinner plate it was so loose. Share your thoughts

Nothing like that...

Contrary to popular opinion, the vjay has no metre.

Only incompetent or frigid partners.

Go figure...

Check well.

Half the payroll staff are fake.

Na who dem catch be thief...

I know that look.

Speaking from experience.

Na outside she get mouth, see ya in za oda room...

Happy for him