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simpleseyi:
Atiku Abubakar has 30 children, is FG going to kill 29 of them? David Mark has many children, is FG going to kill all except one. Mr & Mrs Gudluck Jonathan has three "known" children is FG going to kill two of them?

Your parents have many children, is FG going to kill all( u inclusive cos I know Seyi is not the 1st born ) and leave one? . This news is from FNN ie fake news network

oneeast2:
Face for goodness sake I do not know what you want to achieve, why not open a new thread for your satellite feeds? Okay we are following, don't say I did not warn you..

The fvck do you think you are? Imagine "don't say I did not warn". Nigga, are you a shareholder on NL? You think you have the monopoly of posting pictures? Well, maybe you may have a monopoly posting fake pictures online. Take a chill pill dude!

stariobran:
Dear writer,
You would need to learn how to spell 'writing' and 'writer' first, before and blog owner can take you seriously

he isn't looking for the post of an editor-in-chief

B2mario:
Oga lets learn how to be truthful, what is in Awka, just one dual carriage road, one pedestrian flyover, very rowdy and dusty. You are not from Orlu and you don't know Okigwe if you can say this. Orlu is a hot-cake now, it has many dual carriage roads, many hotels and higher institutions springing up. I don't know what is too special about this anambra sef, nothing to be proud of but you people always boost with it, Oga don't claim imo, from your language i can tell you that you are from anambra. Obi kill Anambra and it's hard for you to believe.

Umuahia was made a capital in 1991 but now compare the development there with the ones in Awka which was also made capital in the same year you will see that Awka is lagging behind, even Abakiliki is now better than Awka. It's good to love your state but anambra own is madness to the extent that you can see the truth about your state.

Awka and Anambra in general need God's intervention.

I am not from Orlu and I don't know Okigwe? Hmmmm! Thank God you haven't termed me a Yoruba or Anambra guy yet. Okigwe: Owerri road that starts majorly from that Enugu - PH highway upto st. Marys(that gets to uturu), then streets like Ubaha road, Ike road, Agiriga road, etc. Orlu: dat Onitsha road that goes to Nkwerre n then to okigwe zone, then some other streets like tijani, okporo road etc. In terms of development, what are in these two towns? Only few markets( Eke Okigwe,Abakpa n International in Orlu), few banks and then civil servants! One thing I hate in NL is tagging someone who doesn't agree with what someone says as lying. What do I have to gain? You need to apologize to me for that statement that I am not from Orlu n I don't know Okigwe. Thank you

He should get a Phd either in law or civil engineering

egift:
Mr. Phokery and his PDP's Boko Peninsula pocking their nose is APC since "Time Imo River"

https://i0.wp.com/ourdailygist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-img_20140928_124117.jpg

PDP's Hard Flowing Fresh Air

Bro, if you are talking about poke nose, was it not the APC guy that started it by mentioning PDP?

Soon the medical terrorists(Liberian's Ebola patients) will land in Tel Aviv.

He ran to the bush to shoot at trees and flowers? Does he need a civilian JTF reminiscent to Maj. Adaka Boro's boys? If he must mention SouthWest, why withhold the name?

He ran to the bush to shoot at trees and flowers? Does he need a civilian JTF reminiscent to Maj. Adaka Boro's boys?

So Mr. Journalist, how much were you guys given as honorarium? Did he tell you guys to use it for petrol?

delishpot:
Ha ha. I trust our naija ogas ontop. Believe you me, they have collected salary for 1 million ghost volunteers already and will be planning on how to cash in the life insurance of 2 million more. They do not need physical volunteers cos it will mean reduced egunje.

LOL! I had to remember during one NECO marking we applied for the post of checkers(we check d marked scripts for errors), d NECO official just selected like 10 persons, but the serial numbers he gave to them started from 40 (meaning he had cornered the daily payment for 40 'invisible' checkers to himself). Now the 10 checkers had to do the work of 50 checkers under Nigerian pattern

enigmatique:
Initially I liked his post but after you said this was like "Yeh... that seems 2 b true ooo." I went 2 check in Exodus 1 and bam! Thanks 4 the correction bro. 'Preciate it.

You are welcome. Hope you didn't unlike the post after?

How many hours is their break period?

It looks like a nollywood setting to me. RIP to Mr. Osu if its true

LasGidiOwner:
This is a special e-task force. The difference is that the e-task force can bite whereas the mods do not. Just banning someone do not actually tame nor cut to size the offenders but encourages them to proliferate accounts..

So how do you guys bite? By posting people's pictures(which are mostly fake) online? U guys(the tribalists and d battalion)
should get busy with some chores

DivideUs:
True about the divide, but to say the south is developing more the the northern part of kaduna is simply hilarious, I'm guessing the OP is trying to imply something, let me ask you this, how many people in the northern part are in a hurry to move to the southern part as oppose to those in the south, what's the property value in both places? Where do you have most businesses? If night life is development then I guess he is 100% on the money! Sentiments will always make some folks make the lousiest of statements, the new residential development in ungwar dosa alone is far far more than that of the whole of barnawa which I am guessing is where you are using to compare, i am talking both in terms of layout and development quality, and ungwar dosa is a place that everyone in the northern part will try really hard to avoid living at

what d OP said is that the Southern part is catching up with the northern part in terms of development considering the "neglect of past governments"

rattlesnake:
what will happen if a Christian clicks that yes button

Your signature will change to 'u have accepted Allah as ur Lord and bla bla bla' all in bold letters each time someone visits ur profile

Johnnyessence: definitely ameachi worth to be our vice president elect come 2015 and kwakwanso our president elect come 2015 elections.

Why not Amaechi for president and Kwankwanso for Vice President?

cramjones: I could throw you an online slap. Be careful IPs can be traced, you are inciting violence!

-CramJones

Shame no dey even catch you will all this ur tracing People's IP? That is Noise making

nyabingi: kindly leave it for me cos thats what i believe, u might as well mind ur busiilness and stick to the main purpose of this thread!

Easy Bro! This post wasn't addressed to you. And what is it with Nairalanders telling people to nmind their business? Nairaland is every Nairalanders business. Once more, safe delivery to ur wife

Ok! After he sold us the Olushola dummy, he has reverted to the known names and turned it to O

sheunfemix: . It kinda existed for me during the delivery of my first child. What the bible meant be giving birth as d hebrew women means child birth with no complication, fast and easy. I gave birth to my dota 3minute after I entered the delivery room. Doctors came from other wards to come see the super woman that dint scream. Just that short period I spent in the hospital, my daughter and I were popular. I carried my load to the hospital, cos I was alone @ home. I was even delayed cos it dint seem like I was in labour. So hebrew women exist. Though not with my second child

Lies that were told by the Egyptians midwives. maybe it has turned to a figure of speech in our century, I was just trying to tell that in reality, it was just a lie told to save the boys then. Wouldnt we rather pray that our wives deliver like Sheunfemix did? At least, that one happened.

All this english just to market your books? And you forgot to tell us the price

Bigsteveg post=/post/26832211:
Kindly mind ya business, he believes in it and he prays for it, what concern u with dat one? Mind ya 4ucking boring bizzzzzzzzz!!!!!

I have seen how you are minding your own business right? Well, at least you in particular must have learnt that 'delivery like Hebrew women' never existed

SexyFox post=/post/26830753:
I think you are wrong. My reasons below:
1. I hate light skin guys but he is fair.
2. I stay awy from short guys. He is short.
3. He has fat lips and fat nose which I normally hate.
This is not lust.


By the way I did not even talk with him. And I have seen way handsome guys before. I wouldnt even call him handsome in my dictionary of handsome.

Josydaky, maybe it is because he is a banker?

nyabingi: Mine is almost in her 32 wks, she amazes me with each pasing day she doesnt show most of the sick signs other pregnant women show like vomiting, too much sleep or swollen legs, I usually talk to my baby and most of the time I prophesy and speak God's words to the baby i also enjoy the leapings and movements the baby makes when i touch my wife's tommy, im expectant and praying she delivers like the Hebrew women Amen!

Bro! There is nothing like "deliver like the Hebrew women". That was a lie told by the midwives, I wonder how it stuck up to dis century. Safe delivery to ur wifey

Good a thing u posted ur picture with the message. Before you wake up next time and see that a thread has been opened with someone else pictures n d op will claim that d pictures belong to you. For ur defection, whatever rocks ur boat bro

https://www.nairaland.com/1919024/take-shekaus-death-cramjones . Who has this thread?